Virgins, gather ITT.
How old are you?
>tfw 23 year old virgin
27.
Unoriginal; hi, at least one other 27 years old bot.
>>24700083
also 23 here, with there being very little to give me hope that i won't one day reach wizardhood.
>>24700083
also also 23
I had a chance to lose it a couple times but I turned it away because I can't be intimate unless I'm comfortable
>>24700083
20, when is the cut-off point?
34.
Six years until I become a living maymay.
25 I think I will become a literal wizard, possibly before I'm 30.
>>24700236
how does it feel, and do you live alone?
>>24700204
In western society if you haven't lost it by 16 you'll be a virgin forever. By that age women will have taken 30+ dicks and will hate you for being a virgin.
>>24700083
20, I don't even care. I had a girl say she liked me in high school, but I told her to fuck off. She was a fatty on the swim team, a literal whale.
>>24700236
God speed.
23 in three days. passed up a few opportunities due to insanely low levels of self confidence. Not sure if I'll reach wizard hood
>>24700251
>25 I think I will become a literal wizard, possibly before I'm 30.
literally retarded
25, going on 26. It doesn't help that I'm a gross tranny.
>>24700083
>24 here
My beard has reached my chest and my belly grows daily. Maybe some day I'll get in shape and take care of myself, but not today.
25 reporting, though I'm lucky my family are too tactful to start asking if I'm just an extremely-closeted gay
>>24700083
im 12 and a half faggot i fuk 50 grills daili
19 YO, but there is no hope for me, 6/10 neet khv suicide in the next year or two most likely.
>>24700296
Thanks anon
>>24700259
Some days are worse than others, but feels pretty neutral most of the time. I'm a massive sperg and truly believe I'm a waste of time for women. If I ever get approached, I'll be immediately skeptical.
Live with my dad. We split on an apartment and do our own thing. He's a massive chad too. I think he loves me as his son, but hates me as an aspie.
25 KV, turning 26 at the end of January
Why don't you guys get tinder or something?
Really easy lays on there
25 going on 26..
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im going to be 21 soon
I'm a 20 year old KHHV and I'm 100% sure I'll stay a KHHV forever.
>>24700083
>that shirt exists
I need this. link?
31. Still a loser, second highest score in thread.
>>24700113
Oh hey, fellow 27 year old virgin.
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>>24702140
20, when do you guys plan on resorting to rape............serious question, because if I hit 30 and I'm still a virgin I'm not wasting anymore time with trivial social conventions, rape isn't even a real thing, its a human social construct, in the wild it is merely an alternative mating strategy.
To the 27's - You have 3 years to plan your shit so you don't get caught.
>>24702591
>rape isn't even a real thing, its a human social construct
y-yea but, being raped by tyrone in p-prison is really real kid, if there were no niggers in this world and prison was less brutal idve done it already
where can i buy that fuckin t-shirt?
>>24702591
>in the wild it is merely an alternative mating strategy
so is murdering all potential rivals. just because something can occur in nature it doesn't mean it's ok.
19 I'm good looking but absolutely refuse to settle for anything less than a qt virgin who I can slowly build a long term relationship with. I'm stubborn so either I get lucky and find one or I stay a virgin forever.
>>24702617
>y-yea but, being raped by tyrone in p-prison is really real kid, if there were no niggers in this world and prison was less brutal idve done it already
You guys really need to stop with this BS tyrone meme, not only is raping one of the hardest crimes to gather evidence for but it is one of the hardest crimes to get a guilty verdict in court for, because without sound evidence its basically he said she said, and though society usually accepts the "she said", if you just leave no DNA evidence they can't even bring you to court in the first place. Its seriously not that hard, wear a mask, gloves, use cable ties, drug them, use condom (obviously), bring alcohol cleaning solution and a turgey baster (to clean them out just in case), don't let them scratch you cause they'll have your dna under their finger nails, its pretty easy, and you can save yourself the worry of a struggle if you simply use chloroform or a roofy to drug them (in some cases the roffy erases their memory of the night before so they don't even know what happened).
>>24702728
>so is murdering all potential rivals. just because something can occur in nature it doesn't mean it's ok.
Never said it was ok, don't give a fuck, 30 is my breaking point, its better than the usual mass shooting alternative kek
>>24700083
I bet if you wore that shirt in a crowded public place (where most people are <35) you might get some skanks to flash you their pussy
>23 yold
In college, not a virgin, I lost my virginity to a prostitute, even banged one after that.
Pussy isn't all that, sex isn't all that great, it doesn't excuse women's shitty behavior.
Oh vey...
>>24702591
>when do you guys plan on resorting to rape
Never.
>>24702887
>Never.
Why?
>>24700083
28 I will be a wizard
26
can hardly believe it, and im halfway to 27 already FUCK
>>24700083
34 KV
i hand holded once tho
>>24702591
Blowing my money on a hooker sounds like less effort than attempting rape and ruining my life to be quite diddly honest flim flam.
The consequences of rape, whether its a social construct or not, are not worth getting your dick wet once.
Just pay for sex.
21kv, am I fucked?
>>24702908
I see no point. I have no desire for any relationship and I do not wish to pass on my genetic code. Sexual activity is a useless benchmark to me.
>>24703029
>I have no desire for any relationship
>When the fuck does rape = relationship, seriously confused here
>I do not wish to pass on my genetic code
>Never said go get women pregnant, said go rape, are you even following what I'm saying here
>Sexual activity is a useless benchmark to me
Do you masturbate?
>>24703016
You'll pay anyway, you either pay for a girl with your time/commitment/money or you pay money for her to suck your dick and spread her legs, its really that simple.
>>24702591
Never. If I wanted sex I could hire a prostitute.
I want a women who loves and cares about me the way I'd love and care about her.
30
working on eating myself into an early grave
>>24703116
>I want a women who loves and cares about me the way I'd love and care about her.
Woman don't love like men do.
You either become a faggot and suck a guy's dick for his love or you learn to accept that women are shitty people.
>>24703116
>I want a women who loves and cares about me the way I'd love and care about her.
Kek, its idiots like you who are probably atheist and will laugh at religious people for not being scientific, yet knowing full well that "love" is nothing more than a chemical reaction you still pretend like its some kind of other worldly magic, love isn't real moron, it never was, there is no such thing (not in the sense that people like you think of it).
22, nearly 23. I've pledged to kill myself on my birthday. I'm going to write "Leave this world a little better than you found it" on my chest as a joke for the mortician.
24 and content.
>>24703174
>I've pledged to kill myself on my birthday
Why not just hire a prostitute or just rape a bitch or something, why do you guys always resort to the most pathetic and illogical choices ever.
>>24703174
don't forget to link here, so that the mortician can become a bro too.
>>24702775
I'm intrigued... why should I trust some random anon though...
how do you know all this?
>>24700083
24 here
I made out a lot with a girl however, I licked her pussy and but didnt get blowjob, only kind of a handjob. Sucked on her cute tits and jerked off while doing it. But no cock into vagina thing
>>24703116
This. Pretty sure I could get vag if that is all I wanted.
Over 40 my self.
>>24703221
Will do, my fine nigger.
>tfw not supposed to post ITT because I lost my virginity this year
She was ugly and I gained 10 lbs. this year, but feels OK man. Even though this year was otherwise a blur, that alone makes it not a total waste.
>>24703165
>criticism for being too literal minded about God.
>criticism for thinking love represents anything because literally it's just oxytocin and vassopressin
Oh boy.
>>24703264
>how do you know all this?
Research, because I plan on doing this, though I have 10 years to prepare, more than a lot of you here, and by the time I reach 30 prostitution may very well be more available so I might just do that instead, I'm into dominance and rape porn though so I'm kinda hoping this doesn't happen so I have "no choice" but to rape kek.
28 y/o here, I'll be 29 in a few months.
>>24703355
>Oh boy.
>Addresses nothing in the post
>Thinks they've somehow made a coherent and relevant statement
22.
I don't think I am ugly, but I have never received any compliments from ladies that are not relatives so not 100% sure.
I feel like I could probably go out to the bars and bring a girl home this weekend, but I don't want to go alone. If I went I would probably just look like some sad faggot who is drinking alone at a bar.
I feel like I have no friends. I was suppose to room with some guys I have known 3 years( im in college), but I replaced with someone else so now I am in a single apartment. I have not been contacted by anyone that I know since this semester started. It usually does not get to me since I keep myself busy with school work//tv/games or whatever.
19, women are afraid of me because of autism.
The feels won't get w-worse, right guys? G-guys?
23 KV Never had a single chance even in the most generous sense.
23 year old kissless friendless virgin
will turn in a 24 year old kissless friendless virgin in a few hours
>>24703081
Yeah, not the best thought out comment sorry about that.
To me passing on genetic code and a relationship are the only reasons for sexual activity other than "It feels good".
If you want to rape somebody just to rid yourself of the "virgin" label you have issues far bigger than mine.
>>24703525
See if you can rote learn how to not scare them.
>25KV
I've had a few opportunities to get into a relationship, but I have a fear of intimacy for whatever reason. Add poor self-esteem and low sex drive on top of that and you get the perfect storm of virginity
For the autists ITT: I HIGHLY recommend getting your appearance 100% right. If you're socially a fuck-up, you will have to compensate.
That means going to bed early every night (9 or 10 pm). That means having a strict diet. That means going to the gym every day.
Worked for me. If you're never going to win girls over with your personality then a winning smile, hot body, clear skin, and good mood will have to do.
>>24702591
If anything I think I'll end up paying an escort. I really don't wanna go to jail..
>tfw totally average looking 29 year old virgin
>>24703598
>compensate
Is it worth it if you have to be someone else?
>>24703598
The good thing too is that being an autist can actually help you look good if you avoid slipping into depression.
Most normalfags have social obligations that force them to deviate from good exercise, diet, and sleep habits. If you're a loner/autist/loser, you have no excuse for not doing the right shit all the time.
>>24703587
I don't even know how I am though. I just sperg out about history because history is my obsession.
20 year old virgin. Was kissless up until two weeks ago when I almost put my d inside a p, but couldn't get it up. First sexual contact in my life. She was a solid 7 too
>>24703598
Why would you want to "win" girls over? Bitches are shallower than a puddle.
>>24700083
I'm 25 and a khv.
I like women sexually, hate everything else about them. I've seen what they do to men, I'll rather stay single and lose it to a prostitute eventually.
>>24703550
>If you want to rape somebody just to rid yourself of the "virgin" label you have issues far bigger than mine.
Nah I could give a fuck about the virgin label, I'm just horny as fuck and porn is becoming less satisfying each day. Being rid of the virgin label is just the icing on the cake.
>>24703656
If you're shit, wouldn't you rather be a different person?
18
don't ree, as i've never actually approached a girl before so i'm just as bad as you lot
>>24703748
What one would like to be and what one can reasonably achieve long term can be two different things.
22 years old senpai
25
I'm already past the point of no return. I'll just let it ride and see where I end up.
It's not like I have any friends to make fun of me for being a virgin and my co-workers and normie acquaintances don't bother to know me enough to even inquire about past relationships.
I'm sure if I put my nose to the grindstone I could find a 5/10 girl to fuck in less than a week, but at this point why bother.
>>24700083
23 y/o as well reporting in. I didn't care so much for it in my late teenage years, and I guess I was okay with it during the first years of my twenties...
22 was the first *really difficult* year for me - it was more than just a mild bother.
And right now at 23 it's a little worse. The hardest thing for me is acknowledging that I've missed out on those early years.
>>24702591
I have major body issues. Pretty sure I would scare away rapists with how my body looks or the person I tried to rape would shrivel up if I attempted to do so.
>>24704009
>I have major body issues. Pretty sure I would scare away rapists with how my body looks or the person I tried to rape would shrivel up if I attempted to do so.
What body issues?, if you are obese then I'd probably pass, why the fuck would anyone put time and effort to rape a woman you probably would not have sex with for free.
>>24704057
It's actually worse since I'm an ex-landwhale. I have the body of an 80 year old with the face and voice of someone seven years younger than my real age.
>>24703546
Happy Birthday, man! This might just be your year.
>>24700083
20 years old, virgin but not kissless.
Amazingly got lucky enough to have a senior prom date. It's too bad it didn't go any further than that.
22, pushing for wizardry
>>24704432
>22
>pushing for wizardry
Pick one, those are two very different things
>>24703027
apparently notblox
>>24704444
No they aren't. A final push is the last stretch, pushing is broader. Don't fall into gaming terms for the word.
>>24704444
wooooooooooooooooooooah blox
>>24704444
Good luck bro. If you fail I hope it works out well.
>>24704574
I lost my v-card this year at the age of 27, so it already did. My point is that unless you're 28 or 29, you're not even close to a wizard.
>>24704606
Everyone has their own situation.
If you have ever taken statistics, you would know that the frequency of past events is used to predict the likelihood of future events.
If a person has never had sex, his likelihood of having sex is ZERO percent.
>>24700270
This is entirely false. Tons of people lose their virginity in college.
>tfw 22
>tfw not one of them
19.
> tfw just want qt gf to hang out and go on night drives with
>>24704674
>If a person has never had sex, his likelihood of having sex is ZERO percent.
Clearly not, because everyone was a virgin once.
Question: how many of you have had an opportunity/ been shown interest by a girl but declined because of lack of attraction?
I know two girls I probably could've slept with by now but they're both 5/10's.
>>24704785
Not quite zero, but the probability falls as time passes.
>>24704791
Yes. A couple were extroverts and one was over ten years younger. The latter was fully legal but it seemed a bit weird at the time.
>>24704791
I touched and sucked boobied thrice in my life and had my dick in a girls mouth once but could go no further cause asexual
24 and still virgem
>>24704850
Follow-up question: How strong is the urge for you to have sex simply for the sake of having sex even if you're not particularly attracted to the other person?
I don't understand that urge personally. I've seen friends go after fat chicks while visibly ashamed and telling not to speak of it again. What's even the point then? Some sort of masculine pride?
>>24704914
What led you to these sexual experiences as someone who identifies as asexual? Societal pressure? Did you get any kind of gratification out of them?
20 here.
I'm going to be a wizard. I've accepted it. I'm kinda aiming for it, honestly. No girl problems seems hella simple.
>>24703505
pic man?
>>24704919
Its certainly their but I know full well I would regret it long term if I did.
25
Had a hug tho
>>24703899
lol this
25 and alcoholic here, at this point I've embraced the bottle. Why bother trying?
21 and never even held a girl's hand.
Was a virgin for 21 years. Finally lost it last August to a sexy chocolate woman. God it was awesome
21. Haven't talked with a girl in years. I don't really care anymore. I am more interested in my hobbies more than anything. I don't have a social life so I don't have a lot of stress. Being a virgin is not all bad. I used to be really suicidal about it when I finally reached 21 without going on a single date but I had accepted my fate and lived on. I honestly am looking forward to becoming a wizard to be honest.
>>24703266
Good enough, omedetou senpai
