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How the hell do you even get gf?
You never do. Never ever.
>>24699881
Have an attractive Chad face. That's it. The women will come to you and you will be given opportunities every week. If you're an ugly faced male, good luck at life. It's going to be a hard life for you, full of misery and a life of emptiness, lack of love or support.
HEbringing back the robot is so fucking pointless
talking to people.
female people.
>>24699881
just be urself fern
Be attractive.FUCK DA ROBOT YO
Value things, such as some behaviour of yours, in themselves and not for ulterior motives. This is really it.
>>24699924
I'm sorry... this post was a bit of a dick move.
The reality is, I don't know.
I've had a few Girlfriends but I have no idea how I got with them.
I literally have no clue.
>>24699909
You've obviously never been to a Walmart. Anybody can find somebody foolio
>>24700039
Obviously you never heard of aging. They found each other when they were young and attractive. People change, they get fat and ugly from aging. Milennial women are the worst, most entitled, fake, obnoxious generation of women. Seriously if all millennial women died today they world would be a better place. How many mass shootings have millenial women caused in men through their fake and obnoxious entitled attitudes thinking they deserve everything handed to them.
I AM A 6/10 WHERE IS MY GF RRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
You don't.
(Somebody for the love of G*d make the robot go away.)
>>24699881
Are you white and do you have a real job?
If so then like 90% of Thai/Filipina women will go for you.
Being fun and nice is 100x more important than being hot.
>>24700097
If you're <9/10 your market value is literally 0
>>24700164
>Being fun and nice is 100x more important than being hot.
People actually believe this.
>>24700164
>What is the halo effect?
Ditto on fuck the robot
>>24699909
Your a fucking autistimo if you can actually believe this.
>>24700189
It is true. People who complain of structural beauty being the only attractor are shallow; they only see the behaviour of the normie majority they themselves are in, only they are enough of interpersonal failures to notice and complain of this fact. They've never belonged to circles in which it is personality that attracts -- far more lastingly, should be added.
>>24699881
What stage in life are you?
No matter the case just approach like how chick approach her, but do it in a clearly straight way. Like compliment her, but don't be creepy by complimenting her tits or ass. Just say what ever made you notice her and do it intermediately without thinking as quick as possible so no apprehension sets in. If you're lucky a conversation will start. If one didn't who cares you only knew her for a brief moment and anticipation only leads to disappointment because you wanted something out of it and it then has some sort of magic stakes..
That's what drunk me do and it works, being as gay and warm personally as possible in the intro line, well still being clearly straight. Like the average person needs to be psyched up, but that part is bullshit, don't be eyin' across the room, like chicks don't need to be when they compliment and start conversing to her, just do as the Romans when in Rome and do it immediately. Best case scenario she had a smile on her face when she first saw you as well.
>>24700300
>Best case scenario she had a smile on her face when she first saw you as well.
Hahahahahah sounds like you might just be physically attractive.
>>24700300
The secret to most things with women is do what ever men would call you gay for doing (excluding sexual advances on a dude), but do it well clearly being straight because women don't really want a dude personality and activities like how men don't really want a chick personality and activities.
>>24700175
So im stuck with this retarded woman my whole life then
Dating websites. I found that if a woman is actually interested in talking to you and she's already seen pictures of you, you have nothing to lose. Tinder is especially great because if you live in a big city like I do, if you swipe a thousand times there's bound to be someone who will put up with your ugly face.
>>24700400
Become delusional and make a qt 2d tulpa waifu.
Girl here,
I'm tired of you thirsty betas complaining about not getting pussy. It's a real turn off. I'm considered a very direct woman, so let me give you these crucial steps to at least get a 6/10
>Be attractive
Now being attractive isn't everything, but if you don't at least 8/10 looks, women will not even pay attention to you. Take care of your face and work out. If you're still ugly, get surgery or settle for some landwhale
>Be rich
The bare minimum is exactly $100, 000 a year. That's the economy for you. Just the way it is. We want to be taken cared of. Even you do get a girl, she'll just leave you for the next rich alpha
>Social status
Chicks love it when you have connections & actually know how to talk to human beings. Not lonely social autist that can't even say two things to anyone. Having connections can come in handy in the future & doesn't hurt to be a person lots of people know.
>Nice car
All we want is to driven in a car that's not shitty. Just get a $50K car. It's not too much to ask for. Oh, if you can't drive, consider suicide.
>Be tall
HOLY SHIT PLEASE BE TALL!
Why would a girl want to go out with a manlet? Theres plenty of tall men for us you are not even worth the competition
>have big dick
Yup, size DOES matter. The whole "ocean" thing is bullshit. This is why we let black men do us.
>Don't be a virgin
Virgins are disgusting! They should be condemned to death. How are you still a virgin? Girls don't ask for much you know.
>Get rid of your pathetic interests
No more vidya, comics, anime weeabo shit, no porn, no more cartoons, MLP, and stop coming to this stupid Filipino image board. You're grown ass men, act like it.
>Be an asshole
We don't show it, but we love to be treated like stupid children. Why do you think women would stay with their abusive cheating boyfriends? But hey, if you're really nice, maybe we'll let you be our official orbiter.
That's it. It's easy if you ask me.
Don't forget -- Just be yourself :)
>>24700267
Guess this guy needs to work on his personality!
>Dude just be yourself, JUST DO IT, snap out of and be happy, only you can make you happy, just leave your house and talk to people and you'll get a gf. If I can do it, so can you! :)
it's simple autists.
if you're ugly, date someone who's uglier than you are. Too fucking bad that you never will meet a girl as cute as your waifu. Dig through the fat folds and settle for what you can get.
You don't do what people here do and make threads about it. Just make that the first step and you're already better off than most /r9k/ posters
>>24699881
I just had sex Baka
You need to try with women , at least try
No in this life.
Not planning to live long anyways.
>>24700521
All that was stated was that personality is more important than looks, in the sense that being at the, say, 95th centile in personality makes a lasting relationship much more possible than the 95th centile in looks. This is not a claim about outliers.
I'll be your gf. Post Kik.
I'm 6'3 and atleast an 8/10 in looks, but I haven't left my house in months so I never meet anyone. Tried tinder a few times, actually got a few hundred matches based on pics alone, plus a few girls messaging me first but deleted it because I was overwhelmed and didn't want anyone to find out how big of a loser I am
Is going to churches to meet qts worth??
>>24700097
I hate being a 6/10.
I Either want to be a 3/10 so I would have a reason to whine and complain then suicide, or a 8/10 and everything would be on easy mode.
I've seen 6/10 get girls man, but they had to work for it, I'm a lazy fuck.
>>24699881
*Unlock level 30
>>24699881
getting off the internet and getting involved in a variety of social activities usually opens a few doors.
>>24700175
>If you're <9/10 your market value is literally 0
The math checks out desu.
>>24700780
How do you do this? I looked up on meetups and everything around me was lame af
>>24700780
Yeah and be considered that creep that only go to social things to get sex
>>24700627
Nice humble brag anon
>>24699881
GFs are literally a meme. They don't exist.
Post Kik. I'll be your gf.
>Manlet approaches a 1000 women over the course of 4-5 years
>Rejected each time, yet isn't discouraged
>Recounts his situation on reddit on a sub for sympathy and advice
>Gets brigaded to the point of being banned for being "a desperate creep"
https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/3n7zqs/as_of_today_i_have_been_rejected_1000_times/?sort=top
Top comments:
>desperation is a stinky cologne, and people can't smell their own
>Nobody wants to date the guy that asks a girl out almost every single day for three years!
>Dude you're a creep. Learn how to make people feel comfortable around you (ladies and gentlemen) and then you might have a chance to connect with someone before your creepy vibe sends them running for the hills. Relationships are built one step at a time, and if you try to run toward the top of the stairwell without doing the lower ones first it's no longer a step, but a wall you're running into.
>A girlfriend isn't something you "get." Love is not something you find. You can't go looking for these things like you're going to a grocery store. These are events. These are things that happen over the course of time.
>Try to meet someone online/tinder who's as lonely as you are and learn together what is it you guys are doing wrong. Or maybe see a prostitute so you get a part of this burdening need out of the way. Or a therapist. Or a life coach.
>Female here. Based on what you've said I would steer clear of you if I knew you and was single. Desperation is really unattractive.
>>24700918
Hey OP, I'm a professional dating coach based out of southern california. 1000 rejections is tough, I totally understand where its coming from.
Lets fix it together, no charge.
All I ask is we post up the results on this thread so that others experiencing the same feelings of loneliness and inadequacy inspite wanting to make changes, can get help.
Cheers!
>>24700918
lets just hope some of these normies were in san bernardino today
>>24700903
>tfw don't have any social media accounts because you stopped learning new things about the internet after figuring out how to use AOL chat rooms
I've literally offered myself to be your gf twice and you didn't reply. You don't deserve to complain, when someone is literally throwing herself at you. I guess you only want a model or something.
>>24701072
post feet pics pls
>>24701041
It's easy just go on the App Store and make a Kik. Also you have to be over 22z
>be legit 7/10
>never had a gf
>>24701097
No. I am not posting identifiable information or body parts on 4chan.
>>24701120
Now, listen carefully, I'm only gona say this once, y-you got 2 options here whore, The first one is TITS, the other is to GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING ROASTIE FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>24699909
and what if I still fail because I'm autistic?
>>24699881
these actually work btw you don't need all but the more you have the more attractive obviously
http://masculon.com/attraction/female-attraction-triggers/
>>24700627
are you the guy from the /r9k/ omegle crew?
All this fags saying
>be attractive
You fags don't know shit, you need more than that
I've been considered attractive by some females but I'm still too big a beta autist tomget de pussi
![squidward_s_suicide_by_jcm2-d6sdsig[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uKz9kZN.jpg "squidward_s_suicide_by_jcm2-d6sdsig[1].jpg")
>>24701301
let her post the fucking pics here you fucking faggot go to /soc/ and start a gf thread if you really want used low quality damaged goods, you think a girl from /r9k/ is a good idea?
>>24701211
Then you're ugly because you fail to realize you are ugly and that's why you aren't social hence autistic. Autism and being attractive don't go together. If you're attractive people will love you, socialize with you and the social aprts of you will function properly and well. Autism is where parts of your brain aren't excercised enough, especially the social parts, hence you suffer from autism. Mild born autism and being attractive just makes you "interesting" and "mysterious" like the stereotypical nerd Chad.
>only had 1 "gf" when I was 16
>it lasted a month at most
I don't even know how it happened, I think someone said we would go well together and she just latched on without me knowing or asking, I was too beta to actually ask her out so I just brushed the comment off, then some time later said the whole "its not you, its me and we need some time apart". I had a gf without even knowing or experiencing it.
>>24699881
You could try going to someplace like /soc/. They always have a bunch of threads for this shit like ideal mates threads. Maybe you'll actually find someone who likes you for you.
I found someone from /v/ myself despite being so autistic.
>meet girl through a mutual friend
>she messages me a couple days later talking about something from mutual friend's house
>talk for a bit
>arrange to meet up
>hit off immediately
>similar taste in music, enough that we're both getting a ton of new stuff
>similar taste in art (both love impressionism) and love discussing art
>both love reading but different taste
>she's also smart as fuck emotionally and rationally
>been on three dates
>just talked about moving forward into a relationship and decided it's what we both want
6'0 athletic attractive intelligent and charming normie here tho
>>24701421
>dating someone from 4chan
>>24701445
>not wanting an autistic partner
>>24701465
>implying those on /soc/ are actual autists
they're normie trash
Seriously?
It's not that hard guys.
First, don't be a fat fucking slob.
That is pretty important. Don't have too high of standards, whatever you think you are out of 10, take away 2. Go for a girl that is 1-3 stages less than that, no more than 1 stage higher.
Take mints with you, start working out, get a job.
Act with confidence.
>>24701445
I know of 3 different 4chan relationships going on right now thanks to /vg/ and a certain mmo, and they're all happy. Its really neat to have seen people you interact with eventually get to know eachother in real life. You never know, anon!
>>24701482
Nobody cares and nobody asked your opinion on the matter.
>>24701516
If someones gonna post smug opinions, they gonna get smug opinions in return buddy
>>24701516
Why are you ITT again you douche?
>>24701479
Really confidence is the main thing though. I've seen a fat as fuck manlet (I'm talking 5'3 tubro manlet here) get himself a tiny qt who is madly in love with him.
>>24701479
JUST
BE
URSELF
BRO
>>24701516
You just want to be an angry ass for no reason.
>>24701479
>Don't have too high of standards
>whatever you think you are out of 10, take away 2.
What the hell? If I wanna go out with someone the same league as me, it's not having high standards. It's the same level. How's it my fault girls my league wants higher?
>>24700371
I just get everything to work together aesthetically with style and what not.
>>24701380
>Autism and being attractive don't go together
except they can
>>24701664
autism + attractive = /fa/
autism + ugly = /r9k/
>>24701682
>/fa/
>attractive
top kek
>>24701702
There's lots of pretty boys on /fa/
>>24701380
>you are ugly and that's why you aren't social hence autistic
no, I'm not social because I don't enjoy being social. hence I'm autistic
>>24700507
man some effort went into this
It's been proven that admitting you like someone or have a crush on them actually makes them more likely to reciprocate feelings. Think about if someone told you they had feelings for you... wouldn't you be more interested in that person and more willing to date them because you have that security?
>>24700597
>All that was stated was that personality is more important than looks
>Literally wrote "Being fun and nice is 100x more important than being hot"
The premise of this thread is "how do I get a gf?" Stating that a good personality determines the quality of the relationship is utterly irrelevant if said person can't even get a relationship in the first place.
>>24700189
I don't know, anon. I'm about a 5-6/10, but I'm one of the coolest people at work and have about 4 different girls to talk to right now.
>>24701870
This just blew my mind. I guess that's what happened to me when a friend of mine confessed. Only then did I realize just how much we had in common in the months after that and I fell hard.
>>24701870
This makes no sense. Girls will find you a creepy weirdo.
>>24701870
>admitting you like someone or have a crush on them actually makes them more likely to reciprocate feelings
[citation needed]
>>24701870
>It's been proven that admitting you like someone or have a crush on them actually makes them more likely to reciprocate feelings.
That only works if you're attractive to the other person, dumbass
Just give up, bots. You'll never get a girlfriend
>>24700068
ur wrong on this one. saw a young couple (20-25) guy was a really skinny kinda nerdy looking with two times too big lothes and the girl was very overweight with a insane clown posse tee. as unattractive as they were by conventional standards they were standing in line hugging and talking into each others ears the whole time waiting in line for a money order.
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS-THIS-KONG
HAS A FUNNY
FACE
>>24700827
you just fucking made that in excel now
>>24702741
Nah, it's from a statistics textbook and is 100% legit.
HAVE I BEEN BANNED?
How the hell are we supposed to know?
>>24699881
twitter is where the shit is my friend
>>24702777
90% of statistics are 110% completely made up 79.66% of the time.
Also sick trips mate.
>tfw no gfoh god, I'm such a faggot, the only girls I've ever dated came onto me, why can't I ask girls out
>>24701829
the funny thing is this is actually good advice
>>24701730
If you consider them pretty I have bed news for you.
>>24699909
>Yfw you have Chad face but no girls approach you.
>last winter
>worked the guts up to finally ask a qt girl in my class if she wanted to go for coffee
>she actually says yes
>we hit it off well
>she's quiet, laid back, and doesn't have the shitty hangups most girls have
>we bond over a lot of the same interests
>go to class, hang out afterwards, and see each other on weekends
>first real gf
>this is actually happening
>health starts failing
>have to move home with folks because I'm sick
>she has to move away because of family stuff
>I'm still sick and barely functioning but we keep in contact
The worst thing is finally having it then watching as uncontrollable factors in life tear everything apart. I finally reached the oasis but it was just a mirage.
I got a girlfriend by ironically using tinder while high. She was also using tinder ironically and we hit it off because I was the first guy in there that didn't talk about hunting, cars, and my own dick. We both really like videogames and nerdy shit. After talking for 2 months we met face to face and after a few months of hanging out and having a good time together I eventually asked her out. It was all purely random. Theres no real way to get a girlfriend. Just hope you one day luck into it
