Your sitting in your room, shitposting and memeing, when you hear your sister call out to you:
>Anon, can come to the bathroom for a sec?
>I need your help.
You get to the bathroom and see this.
What do you ACTUALLY do?
>>24699399
shoot. that's not my sister
wonder how I suddenly got an adult sister
>>24699399
Ask her what she needs my help for
Is what Id ACTUALLY, A C T U A L L Y do
>>24699399
do a 180 and walk away because both my sisters are fat and gross.
>>24699399
ask why my sister is suddenly a fucking fatty
Do a 360 and moonwalk away because my sister is not that fat and gross looking.
>>24699399
Go question my perception of reality for my sister moved out half a year ago. First I see shadows of people move and hear voices in random noise now this? Clearly I have issues.
>>24699447
**360 and walk away
>>24699399
don't have sister. grab loaded 12 gauge from closet and approach slowly.
>>24699399
>your
Fucking shit I looked at word for too long, now it looks wrong
>>24699399
>ask her what she needs help with
>she says something out of my japanese sad panda comics
>get her her dildo
>leave
>masturbate
>never speak of this again
>>24699399
Her legs are rotated inwardedly, that's dangerous m8!
>>24699399
>Wonder when did I get a sister
>Wonder why my bathroom is completely different
>Wonder why she's in the shower naked with no water running
>Consider maybe the knob is stuck
>Ask her if the help she needed was with the knob
>If yes, turn the knob, then go back to my room and masturbate furiously
>If no, ask her what she needs help with
>>24699871
>"Can you help me wash my back, anon?"
>>24699399
Seek psychiatric help as I have no sister and my shower looks nothing like that, so I'm clearly unaware of reality or where I am.
>>24699921
>Wonder how the bathroom changes slightly
>Agree and wash her back
>Stroke my ween through my pants while I cement the image in my memory
Ask her what her name is so I can look for porn of her on the innerweb.
Why are you showering without any clothes on? Wait until mom and dad hear about this, you are going to be in so much trouble.
>>24699991
best answer
best original comment
>>24699464
>>24699507
Holy autism.
>>24699399
Stare, get an erection and freeze probably. That or run away and jerk off somewhere
>>24699507
360 and fuck'em up
>>24700154
Hello newfriend. I see you got yourself meme'd.
But my oldest sister is at least half my age, and I'm pretty sure no pre-teen looks like that.