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Your sitting in your room, shitposting and memeing, when you
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Your sitting in your room, shitposting and memeing, when you hear your sister call out to you:

>Anon, can come to the bathroom for a sec?
>I need your help.

You get to the bathroom and see this.

What do you ACTUALLY do?
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>>24699399
shoot. that's not my sister
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wonder how I suddenly got an adult sister
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>>24699399
Ask her what she needs my help for

Is what Id ACTUALLY, A C T U A L L Y do
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>>24699399
do a 180 and walk away because both my sisters are fat and gross.
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>>24699399
ask why my sister is suddenly a fucking fatty
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Do a 360 and moonwalk away because my sister is not that fat and gross looking.
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>>24699399
Go question my perception of reality for my sister moved out half a year ago. First I see shadows of people move and hear voices in random noise now this? Clearly I have issues.
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>>24699447
**360 and walk away
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>>24699399
don't have sister. grab loaded 12 gauge from closet and approach slowly.
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>>24699399
>your


Fucking shit I looked at word for too long, now it looks wrong
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>>24699399
>ask her what she needs help with
>she says something out of my japanese sad panda comics
>get her her dildo
>leave
>masturbate
>never speak of this again
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>>24699399
Her legs are rotated inwardedly, that's dangerous m8!
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>>24699399
>Wonder when did I get a sister
>Wonder why my bathroom is completely different
>Wonder why she's in the shower naked with no water running
>Consider maybe the knob is stuck

>Ask her if the help she needed was with the knob

>If yes, turn the knob, then go back to my room and masturbate furiously
>If no, ask her what she needs help with
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>>24699871
>"Can you help me wash my back, anon?"
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>>24699399
Seek psychiatric help as I have no sister and my shower looks nothing like that, so I'm clearly unaware of reality or where I am.
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>>24699921
>Wonder how the bathroom changes slightly
>Agree and wash her back
>Stroke my ween through my pants while I cement the image in my memory
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Ask her what her name is so I can look for porn of her on the innerweb.
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Why are you showering without any clothes on? Wait until mom and dad hear about this, you are going to be in so much trouble.
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>>24699991
best answer

best original comment
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>>24699464
>>24699507
Holy autism.
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>>24699399
Stare, get an erection and freeze probably. That or run away and jerk off somewhere
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>>24699507
360 and fuck'em up
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>>24700154
Hello newfriend. I see you got yourself meme'd.
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But my oldest sister is at least half my age, and I'm pretty sure no pre-teen looks like that.
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