Too tall? Too short? Too fat? Tell me robots, whats one thing that differentiates you from the average person
>>24697824
It's a combination of things really, not having any friends is a start.
>>24697824
A clumsy charm I guess, and innocent demeanor.
i think too skinny too weird i always remeber creepy details about people and they think i am crepy i cant look them straight to the eye i lose interest in what they have to say easy and the list goes on and on
Fat, kebab/slav mongrel looks, untameable curly hair, small hands and I think my legs are kinda short.
>>24697824
Incredibly small wrists and ankles.
>>24697824
5'8 manlet with 8/10 face
Albino, huge glasses.
necrophilia
I'm also very quiet
>tfw people at work joke about me being a serial killer or a future school shooter just because I don't make small talk at every possible opportunity
>>24697824
I look like a psychopat. Srsl i heard someone who did say that several times. Well, i'm probably not. Not a violent type anyway.
Lot of physical and mental problems. Worst is probably muscular dystrophy, needing crutches to walk. Also pretty short and small but that's not so important.
I have a hunch.
And I'm fat.
But I have a gf.
My dick is over 8 inches long
I'm the only one that knows this closely guarded secret
>>24697824
i got fucked up toenails
My face. Pretty much explains why I'm here.
Facial tics.
>>24699170
Post it measured
Nothing, I'm a conformist.
I don't dress fashionably because I want to, I just to blend into society.
>>24697824
Everyone says I have a really helpless and vulnerable appearance. This causes people to be patronizing, a lot. However, everyone that knows me acknowledges that I'm a huge asshole and pretty aggressive.
I'm not even short(182cm) and never smile, what the fuck? Pic related, how I look most of the time.
>>24699986
how is this fashionable? you look retarded
>>24700100
Maybe you just need to get your butt fucked from time to time
>>24700136
That'd make me an even huger asshole, nu-uh.
>>24697824
I whisper to myself. It's really just talking to myself about normal stuff but when people hear me they look at me like I'm demonspawnand then refuse to have a conversation with me so I'm left talking to myself again
>>24700117
was going to post my self
I've been a hardcore Utilitarian as long as I can remember. I remember being an elementary school kid and we were shown some look at these sad hungry African kids video and I thought "Well, what happens if we feed them and they each grow up and have eight kids who also don't have any food?"
Anyone I ever tell about these thoughts looks at me like I'm some kind of monster. Is it so wrong to base decisions on cold, hard logic instead of fee fees?
I would be a 7/10 easily but I have blotchy red skin amongst my generally pale skin. Its not like solid red its really randomly dispersed little blotches of rosiness.
Pic related, my cheeks
>>24700160
Maybe a rim job?
>>24700221
If someone gets behind that, I won't be tight about it.
I'm mostly normie besides the fact I have an autistic obsession with trains and can name many different types from all over the world
>>24700237sit on my face then
>>24700178
Kind of. While utilitarianism is a legitimate moral philosophy, you have to think what motivates it - i.e. What is implicitly valued intrinsically by utilitarianism (don't say utility - that's exactly what needs to be cashed out). One might think pleasure is, for example, but in this case you are still likely using an intuition to justify this, I.e. Your 'fee fees'. So unless you can bridge the is-ought divide you are using your fee-fees as much as the next person, you just feel different things are valuable
Tl;dr - you're not more logical than those you criticize
>>24700245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHkKJfcBXcw
I don't know who I am and I want to marry my dead father. I'm male.
>>24699986
same, except that is not fashionable.
>>24700275
Is this fucking reel big fish?
>>24697824
I can wiggle my right ear, but not my left.
I dont know my ethnicity. I am tanned, my mother is white, she refuses to talk about my dad who ran out on us a few months in. I dunno who he is.
Its a bitch for application forms.
My IQ is 92.
I'm an empty husk of a human who can't connect to other people.
>Whats the weirdest thing about you
Probably having RMD as an adult. I fall asleep and stay asleep bouncing my head on my pillow and kicking one or both feet. Still feel rested as fuck in the morning, so it's not like it matters.
>>24697824
Missing teeth
Stupid
Short
>>24700266
Not pleasure, power.
>>24697824
large glasses, bad at small talk
among other things my brain problems make me have trouble with things but my assembly coding is pretty good and i can do verilog pretty alright.
also Im extremely oblivious i need to be told things directly and clearly or i wont understand.
>>2470011
Kek ikr
>>24697824
i'm still a virgin long after 20
I was born with pointy ears. I don't really want them.
>>24700387
IQ is just a way of seeing how well school taught you nobody can fucking say how smart you are through one test. It can take a whOle lifetime and only you can say. What defines smart anywat? Knowledge? Perception? If you got a knack for memorizing things you may as well be brainwashed because that doesn't mean youre smart
>>24700514
What? How are you defining power? Can you even maximisze power? It seems closer to a zero sum game. What shitty new-age philosophy have you been reading?
Even if you were right, you haven't said why, logically, power is good. It's just your feels
Manlet with no muscle. Apparently grew very slowly for some reason; still have the face of a 13 year old. I decided to not give a fuck and let my hair grow. Kinda look like a little girl and i think im liking it
>>24700458
You should wear a footed sleeper.
>>24697824
The fact that I'm a complete normie (on the outside) but I'm fucked (cyborg?) on the inside.
I don't understand why I come on here, my life is too good. But for whatever reason I'm drawn to 4chan.
>>24697824
I'm very fat and ugly as sin. People tell me I'm scary looking. I got fed up one day with wondering how ugly I really was and made myself 100% ugly. I wanted to accept that I'm a monster so I don't have to wonder what people are thinking anymore. Shaved all the hair from my body including my eyebrows and now I look like an actual fatfuck alien with cancer. I'm 19 and look 40. A literal 0/10. Worse than a 0/10. It feels good and free knowing for sure that I am indeed ugly as unholy fuck and there's no chance in hell anyone thinks differently.
>>24700606
>nobody can fucking say how smart you are through one test
This is why my knowledge of it is based on not only on results of two real life tests, but a couple of dozens of online tests (not the paid kind; real, deviation-based ones), and results of reading on correlates of IQ on education, occupation, artistic, social and other outcomes, which made me think in terms of g loadings about everyday tasks such as navigating transit, learning software, verbal ability (both in terms of vocabulary and composition), and so on.
>>24700766
I use a sleeping bag in the winter when it's colder. But I only use a top sheet in the summer, because it's hot as fuck.I hope the reason you're saying that is because I knock off my blankets from my feet while I sleep
>>24700606
>IQ is just a way of seeing how well school taught you
No it's a way of saying how easy it is for you to learn.
I sag to one side pretty badly, my right shoulder is always a couple inches lower than my left when I'm walking or standing
>>24700900
sounds like scoliosis, been to a doc fa m?
>>24700871
Nah I just think it would look adorable.
>>24700800
I want to see you. Seriously.
>>24700912
fuck it's not serious is it
Well, I just sperged out and basically forced my mom to buy a Soviet-bloc coat, then sperged out again because it would look dumb without the hat, so I made her cancel the order she had already made because I am indecisive
Most women think I'm TOO hawt.
Life is suffering.
>>24700900
"Chimp", is that you?
I'm heavy-lidded and I tend to furrow my brow a lot. At least, I think that's what it is. Other people that I've known and worked with tell me that I frequently look tired/stoned or angry.
I figure it probably chalks up to most things I do out in public being pretty routine and uninteresting. It's not that I'm tired, everything else is just kind of boring.
>>24700800
You should start lifting, but only do arms. You could become an ogre.
>>24697824
5 inch dick
>>24700214
I have this too anon, feelsbad
I'm not sure. Sometimes I think people in general silently agreed to ostracize me. I just always feel left out and awkward.
Huge forehead and can't think of what to say to people for the most part
>>24700953
bear witness to the eater of children
>>24701073
You look like something that hides under the stairs and tries to lick people's shoes when they walk by.
>>24700936
O-oh. I don't think so. I'm fat and not very attractive.
>>24701073
Can you post a clearer picture?
I have a male version of resting bitch face. If I look at myself in the mirror with my default look I feel that I look really angry / upset, yet I still random people coming up to talk to me and stuff. And generally people like me. I don't understand how this works.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iP1qntC.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>24697824
>omg you're so smart
>srsly, you're like a walking wikipedia
>anon, tell me what x is? HOLY FUCK HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL OF THIS?
>dude, I have this paper for one of my classes at Harvard and it's hard. I'm not like you
>have you watched Suits? You're literally like Mike Ross
I'm not even smart but everyone thinks I am because I always seem to have the correct answers to their questions.
Pic semi-related. It's how I feel.
>>24701169
>literally like
>>24701117
i don't think the world is ready for that
>>24701169
>love trivia and to read
>cant actually do anything useful
>trivial knowlege makes everyone think im smart.
blunt to a fault. its probably why i dont have friends, they can't handle truth
>>24701169
Think for a moment how insulting your claims that you are not smart are to literally stupid people.
What are they? Dogs? Worms?
>>24697824
I was born with these things called knuckle pads on my fingers. Everyone always thought there were warts and wouldn't touch me and I got made fun of a lot because of them.
I'm also a girl so they're just not aesthetically pleasing.
>>24701073
I've seen this picture before on /b/ and /soc/ as jokes. Literally post anything pic related clear or not or you're full shit.
>>24698840
That's good for bodybuilding. It makes your muscles look more impressive.
>>24701232
>they're all further in life than I am
No, they're like Indians worshipping a cow because it gives them milk. Milk in this case being knowledge.
>>24701169
Smart people generally think they're not, and will assume what is easy for them must be easy for others. While stupid people will generally overestimate their abilities.
>>24701251
On the other hand, being tiny bones makes it more difficult to put on as much muscle mass.
>>24701281
Nothing a little deca can't fix
>>24701249
what? really? i've posted it once before only on /r9k/ in a rate me thread that instantly got pruned
either you're lying or people have spread my face around
>>24701308
You dun goofed
>>24697824
Paranoid as fuck.
>>24701280
>will assume what is easy for them must be easy for others
This. This too is insulting. 'Oh,' the smart person will insist, so as to reject the responsibility for putting his intelligence to use as soon as it is acknowledged by them, 'this thing I do is banal, you can do this too, you just need motivation, you just need to try a bit harder.' Which is an insult because the stupid person will have tried for months or years to do that, to no effect -- and yet, the smart person will insist that they just didn't try enough. Such behaviour of smart people is parasitic.
>>24699986
I don't dress fashionably because I want to, I just to blend into society.
You dress horrendously, you look like a bumble bee.
>>24701209
Okay, but I am going to masturbate to it for the sake of doing so.
>>24701308
It was on a "post your face /b/" and a meetup thread.
I have no reason to lie about something as stupid as this.
>>24697824
Skinny as a rail, 5'5, trap fetish, 7/10 face.
>>24701280
Does the Dunning-Kruger effect actually work that way though? It 100% works where an incapable person will overestimate their capability, but I'm not so sure it means that a capable person will underestimate their own capability.
>>24701337
It's not to be rude, It's that they literally cannot put themselves in your shoes and imagine it since they've never been stupid.
>>24697824
>borderline acromegaly
>political extremist
>only listen to classical music
i'm just glad i'm not a total retard so i can enjoy the things i enjoy.
>>24700800
This is a pretty inspiring post honestly. You remind me of Marilyn Manson; he took everything about him that was ugly, put it on display for all to see and it then became his beauty.
Also, if you haven't already post pix plox
>>24701337
>the smart person will insist that they just didn't try enough
Is this actually a thing? I've never seen this happen. Even if a smart person insists that they're not smart, I have never seen one say that anyone can do what they do.
>>24701398
I mean, I get told I am smart all the time and I've been called a ''Sponge dropped in water'' when it comes to learning and ''A walking google search'' by teachers but I don't consider myself smart. I actually think if I did an IQ test I would be on the lower side of things, I just have a good memory. I always triple check my answers and such in maths since I don't trust myself. But I suppose that is just anecdotal evidence.
>>24701398
>I'm not so sure it means that a capable person will underestimate their own capability
Absolutely so. As I said, it is to reject responsibility -- if you claim to be intelligent, you'd have to carry the burden of proof, stand up to criticism that IQ is meaningless, and presumably begin to hold yourself to the corresponding intellectual and moral standards. It is safer to deny it. This works on the group level too, where validity of IQ is denied so to obscure its genetic causes, which would entail taking societal educational steps more thorough than just telling people 'you need to try harder'; perhaps to limit immigration or such.
>>24701416
Well, maybe, to a degree.
>>24701073
Gah fuck! what are you?
>>24700961
alright, researched it a bit, looks like it's probably not a big deal
>>24701466
>I've been called a ''Sponge dropped in water'' when it comes to learning and ''A walking google search'' by teachers but I don't consider myself smart
You can't imagine how much I loathe you. I would literally give my whole arm to have your IQ.
>>24701493
And I wouldn't use it egoistically either. I literally cause suffering and let people suffer because my IQ isn't high enough, which you say 'doesn't mater'.
Sharp fingernails (guy)
>>24700214
I thought that was just standard for white people.
>>24701493
Sure, It's nice to know people think you're reliable. But constantly being told how smart I am and how much I will achieve has left me so stressed out and made me go through so much anxiety. I do worse on a lot of tests than I should simply because I just go through so much anxiety during them. I would prefer to be objectively stupid. Then I wouldn't have any expectations put on me by my family and friends and teachers and I could just do it without pressure.
>>24701518
In fact, this is the first time I realized that claims of 'IQ is meaningless' are immoral because they, through causing ignorance of their social correlates, bring into the world people who are poorer, more prone to accidents and illnesses, and so on. The are literally evil.
>>24701564
>through causing ignorance of their social correlates
*of IQ's social correlates
>>24701558
This does not absolve you from lying that you are not smart, and through that lie implying that 'true intelligence' is something else than what you evidently exhibit, to the effect of leading people to dismiss and not be interested in IQ, which leads to failure to increase it in society, and cause all kinds of positive outcomes that it brings. See >>24701564.
I can't hold a natural conversation with anyone but a few friends. Can't get girls even though I have 9/10 body.
>>24701378
damn
i was meme'd and i didn't even know
>>24701447
im proud to set the bar as low as that
my ugliness makes children cry though
>>24701480
10 years of not leaving the house or the bed
I despise people. They're horrible little animals that don't use their brains as they should, and aren't even aware of it. The world could be a good please, but instead of that these pieces of shit do whatever inane thing they're told to do. This society is so fucking stupid I can only feel despair.
>>24701667
I'll order a gentlemen grande for this robot
>>24701474
>if you claim to be intelligent, you'd have to carry the burden of proof, stand up to criticism that IQ is meaningless, and presumably begin to hold yourself to the corresponding intellectual and moral standards
Personally, I am smart. And I've been told I'm smart. But I don't underestimate my abilities.At least I don't do it out loud. There have been very many instances where I feel retardedAnd I don't try to tell people that "oh anyone can do it you just have to work hard." That's being disingenuous. But I don't know if that excuses the thoughts I have.
Everyone that I've known that I consider on my level or higher has not attempted to reject responsibility for being intelligent. I don't know, maybe it was the environment where I grew up that was different. But, generally, they knew their own abilities exactly, and didn't over- or underestimate what they could do.
>>24697824
People say I'm too innocent. I can relate to this >>24697916
Maybe because I never leave the house so everything is new to me when it comes to the outside world
>>24697824
I have bad skin genetics that I can cover up with clothes and lotions. But under my clothes my skin is slightly baggy, dry and has stretch marks. The occasional blotch too.
>>24700266
I'm a utilitarian as well and I believe that we should do what we can to reduce suffering. For example, if we do not feed a hundred starving Africans so that those resources can go towards the betterment of developed countries who will contribute to their environment- rather than leeching off of it like a parasite- that would be the correct course of action.
>>24697824
I'm kinda fat, got a big old belly, pretty tall though so it evens things out. Also have aspergers syndrome but wasn't diagnosed until I was an adult. It's easy for me to talk to people and make casual acquaintences, but difficult to make lasting friendships
>>24699986
This is a joke, correct?
>>24701817
Might be a likeable trait
I have a slight case of phimosis
>>24701852
Pic related is my strange body.
Too tall.
>>24697824
>tfw lose weight, but still fat
>tfw saggy skin
FUCK YOUNGER ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24697824
I'm asexual
>>24697824
I want to build a better world.
I dont have a middle finger on my right hand, like jerry garcia
>>24702073
you're textbook skinnyfat
>>24701135
I have this problem but people want to fight me or think I'm snotty. Just fucking kill me fa
I pick my nose and I do weird drugs. I was abusing over the counter medicine and making poppy seed tea before it was popular.
I'm genuinely autistic but everything else about me is 8/10+. I'm handsome, know how to talk to people, know how to save money, girls tell me that they like me out of nowhere constantly but I'm autistic and don't like them back... if it wasn't for the autism, normie-dom would be a lay-up and Chad would be my middle name.
>>24701117
nice digits
john 117 blox
>>24702210
oh and i'm 5'10 with 7" penis, so basically as average as you can get, but for whatever reason I have very good genes from athletic parents so I'm athletic as hell for a caucasian guy.
>>24697824
being a normacvck
>>24702186
Yeah it's a pain, I got it from my dad. Would always ask what was bothering him and he would look at me puzzled as to what I'm talking about. My family will sometimes comment on it. ''Why are you mad?'' Which you're not, but after them repeating that something must be bothering you but there's not its just your fucking face you do get mad.
>>24697824
My dick is kind of, well it is just really fucking weird.
>>24702235
That's me.. Excpet for the athletic part. Every single one of my female friends have ended up liking me but I'm autistic so once I know someone actually likes me I go full retard. And the girls I fall for are the neurotic fuckups that I'm too shy to talk to. But people I don't give a shit about always end up liking me due to how chill I am with them. I've started just not making friends with women now..
>>24701493
What about your penis?
How great is too great a price?
btw I spend my days shitposting and reading about pirates and former popes instead of anything of actual use to anyone besides myself
>>24698616
You're legitimately autistic.
>>24702272
>tfw ant eater phallus
>tfw phimosis
>tfwsex hurts my dick alot
>>24702349
>phimosis
Bruh just stretch that shit back. I did it when I was 10-11 slowly but surely getting easier to drag it back further and further until I could pull it back normally.
>>24702409
but it hurts
;_;
>>24702433
use lotion and stretch it back a little more every day
>>24702173
Phuck you bitch
>>24702456more details please
>>24697824
i am a chick with a dick that is getting her dick sown in side of her in 8 months.
>>24702530
I'm mentally ill*
Fixed that 4 u
>>24698840
I'm a wristlet/anklet too
fucking horrible man, I can't wear any watches because they all look way too big on my wrists
>>24702502
I'm going to change your life you fucking nigger. But you're gonna have to look at about 500 pictures of a dick.
http://phimosisjourney.wordpress.com/
https://phimosisjourney.wordpress.com/pictures/
Look how fucking bad he was, and look how far he got in just 50 weeks. You don't even need to do all the shit he did if yours is nowhere near as bad.
>>24702602
>I'm going to change your life you fucking nigger. But you're gonna have to look at about 500 pictures of a dick.
Isn't this what 4chan's all about?
>>24700804
Man if you can say that shit you must be smart. You know people say the people who know they don't know anything know the most. You seem smart don't sell yourself short
>>24700898
Kind of, the French guy who made it made it to see whether or not the learning system was working for kids. If you didn't score well it was because the learning system wasn't the right way for you, or youre unable to learn
>>24697824
Too weird and don't complete things, for example i know i can achieve more just I'm not motivated to do it, aslo weird in the way of the things I like I have a great variety of likes in differen aspects.
>>24697824
thinking that your "special" is one of the first steps to becoming a normie
make a better thread, meatbag
This: >>24698616
Also I don't move my right arm when I walk unless I'm actively thinking about moving it and then I can still mess it up and move both my arms in the same direction instead of opposite of each other. Also, people tell me that I am really jumpy and timid and that I fidget too much. People also tell me that I am too innocent.
>>24701169
i find that most people do not retain anything. I get that alot from people too but if i explain something they make no effort to understand or remember. i dont know why the fact that they know nothing surprises them
Totally infatuated and in love with one girl and it ruins my relationships with every person I know, I also have a bad stutter and I'm dead in my left ear
>>24700161
Nah I do this too
i just drunkordered a 45x80 buff riku shawl
I can't settle into one interest for an extended amount of time or I get frustrated and do something else. I've basically become good at a lot of things but great at only a few
>>24703395
Heyo I do the exact same thing. Except, recently, there have been a couple things I've been able to settle into long term. Which feels really cozy desu.
>>24701251
No it isn't. It makes you look improperly proportioned and awkward. It also makes you look like you don't work your wrists at all.
t. actual gym rat
>>24700705
I'm surprised that nobody has asked for pics.
Pics.
Drunk staceys wanted to talk and dance with me
I gave them a heavy dose of autism for free
Anyway, I hate small talk and asking people how are they back, because I don't care
Also no eye contact
I deleted my 80 gb porn folder wishing that I would f e e l "cleansed" but it has already been filled back again, will sudoku when the summer comes.
>>24697824
I was a division one football player for a year but I still somehow managed to never even get kissed by a drunk Stacy. I seem to defy the odds because my body is really great apparently but my face is like a 2/10 so it offsets everything. I never fit into sports culture either but I was so good at them that I thought people would like me for it, but nobody ever said anything other than "the weird/ugly kid is good at sports."
>>24697824
Attacked by a dog as a child,
Missing left ear, eye, part of lower jaw, 1/3 skin on scalp, had a graft so no hair, missing my left arm and left shoulder and my left leg below the knee.
I was ragdolled by my Aunt's boyfriends Rottie's when I was 3, almost died.
Look pretty bad, scare lots of kids, can only eat soft foods.
Have hooked up with a bunch of chicks.
When I go to bars with my buds I use my chair, leave my prosthetics at home, the tell the girls I was hurt by an IED in Afghanistan trying to rescue some kids.
Works like a charm, everyone wants to fuck a hero.
Show 'em a picture of a guy I know who is a Marine, guy is a major Chad, tell them that used to be me.
Life sucks, but sometimes I still have a real good time.
>>24697824
Somewhat chubby. Too short, even for my race. Don't socialize much either. I like to be by myself though sometimes I feel lonely. Some people think I'm smart but I don't think I am. Maybe its just the way I look.
>>24697824
I'm 7"0 and I FUCKING HATE IT... Back problems.. Im treated weird... Christ fucking kill me
Hair is fucked and I always look high, don't wanna get a haircut coz social anxiety scared of what people will say.
>>24699041
>necrophilia
seems theyre pretty intuitive.
>>24701073
peter griffins hairless twin.
>>24703395
same but I'm just crap at everything
>>24697824
I was always ignored in elementary school because when I went to kindergarten all I tried to imitate how my sister treated me, which meant being mean.
When I started to get friends my sister just told me how she talked to them about how they were just my friends out of pity.
My formative years were really fucked up and now I don't know how to have a fucking relationship.
>>24697824
Tulpamancer who has been doing it for 8 years. Nobody noticed thanks to my acting skills.
I can also sneak up on most people undetected.
Unless im with close friends i don't really smile or make any facial gesture. Im also quiet.
And just being unattractive in general (fat, untameable curly hair, 5'10)
>You have a face that belongs on like, a 6 foot person!
>5'5
>>24697824
i have a yotsuba tattoo
I have a really high pitched voice. Most people think I'm on the verge of crying when they hear me speak. It dosen't help that I'm clearly not a happy person.
>>24697824
Unibrow unless I maintain it.
My brain. I know it's probably a cop-out answer, but I'm actually wired pretty differently.
To begin with, I've got a genius-level IQ, for however much weirdness that's worth. I've also got at least 5 overlapping kinds of synesthesia that I'm aware of. Most prominently, I can feel sound really vividly, and when I hear people speak, I can actually see corresponding text (minor autismo superpower that lets you win spelling bees). Beyond that, there's some fun stuff going on with spatial feeling and color. Really, it's the kind of thing where I just stop sometimes, think a little about how my own mind works, and go, "Oh, wait, that's not normal. Add it to the list." Basically, lots of shit in my head is apparently wired together. I know that my dad gets colors when people speak, so I guess it might be a genetic thing.
I think whatever's wired differently about me results in a lot of behavioral quirks in general, too.
>>24698880
>albino
Post pics.
>>24700245
I knew this person actually existed. Train simulators couldn't exist otherwise.
>>24701135
Bitch face is a real problem. Have fun not meaning to mad-dog people.
>>24701247
Sweet lord.
>>24703395
Welcome to autism.
>>24705170
That actually does seem like too much.
Im nice and no one seems to give a shit or think about it
I have sectoral heterochromia.
I'm tall.
>>24697824
>23
>5'11
>receding hairline and thinning crown
>8/10 face
Could have a real chance, but genetics killed every last hope. Just fmsu senpai
My size 19 shoe, my largeness, how everybody assumes I got a monster cock yet no bitches, how I chug drinks, my affairs on here, my eating habits, how I scare everybody away when in truth I just want to be accepted but not normal, how I would appear to be normal only for the fact that I'm not. How strongly people can dislike me just due to whatever it is I induce in people(may just be scared of me) and much more.
>>24697824
My memory is way over average. I remember so many things people think I lie to them until they know me.
ADHD-PI fucked my shit up
I have pectus excavatum its pretty deep and all my friends want to eat cereal out of the hole in my chest. Sometimes im scared to take my shirt off in public but usually I dont give a shit
>>24697824
-Abnormal taste in music (So they says)
-Always Look angry.
-A stupid diagnostic that say that I have asperger
(While I fail to get 1/5 of the criteria) as I am only an asocial fuck who hate mostly everything.
I am always said to be strange but I don't believe anyone who say those phrase.
-Hostile to politician, power and authority.
-Generally very chaotic in habits (sleep when I want, eat when I want, no particular hobbies, always bored, Do stuff on a whim, etc
-Come off as arrogant when I just am confident in myself.
-People tend to hate me the first time they meet me.
-I let nobody dictate me what to do.
-Politically Incorrect, shit on everything as I can't take anything seriously.
-Very few emotions other than anger.
>>24700245
The funny thing, is that I know someone like this IRL.
>>24707292
literally every angsty teenager ever
>>24707336
Except the fact that I grew out of the angry teenager phase.
>>24707434
clearly you haven't
>>24707529
And how so ?
Too tall up there too short down there
>>24707292
found the angsty 14 year old
>>24707552
Because you're still acting like an angsty teenager, you fucking leaden idiot
>>24707434
Read your post again and tell me you haven't grown out of it.
Head is too big. Penis too small. 5 inch fully hard, 4.5 inch 80% hard. I can't keep an erection too, I can turn flaccid in a minute.
I avoid every possible social interaction I can even when I don't really spill the spagetti on the outside that much, just die inside every time.
I'm tall and good looking (this isn't the weird part, lol) but I also fantasize about having sex with underage girls. Hopefully I never commit a crime and having sex with young looking but legal girls will be enough. It's not much but it would absolutely scare normies if they found out.
It's not so rare here, but a complete lack of friends throughout my entire life
I've never really had anybody outside of my family who I feel comfortable doing shit with.
I have to cook all my own meals. All my food must be organic. I can never eat out.
>>24707594
So disliking everything and mostly everyone you meet is being a teenager now ? Alright tell me about how being a shut-in is still not acting as a kid.
>>24707568
Original comment. I'm impressed
>>24707580
Nice ad hominem, I drink your delicious tears right now.
>>24707705
>Nice ad hominem
*tips fedora*
>>24707705
>Nice ad hominem
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I'm a cute neckbeard : 3
>>24697824
Nobody knows that I'm a millionaire.
>>24707727
>Near 2016
>Using cancerous memes from ages ago
Come on you can do better than that friend.
>>24707807
>3 years ago plus 36 months
>deleting posts
>>24697824
im a liar and i fabricate stories all the time subconsciously to the point that i often forget they're lies
i don't know why
i don't tell lies to make myself and my life look better, oddly enough i tell lies that make everything about me and my life seem worse
if something somewhat bad on a 1st world problem basis happens to me ill exaggerate it into something terrible to gain reactions or sympathy, at least i think that's why i do it
i tell big stories about something simple that happens and add in fake details and fake shit and fake everything to the point my life is one big meme and everyone i know has no idea who i actually am including myself i dont know im just a culmination of the lies im no longer human just stories that never happened
i don't know why i do these things actually because i don't think i actually care about sympathy or reactions or any of that shit, it doesn't register in my brain that way or really register at all
it's a habit i've had since i was born just telling lies out the ass and i got caught all the time sometimes even getting caught in a lie that i thought was true weaving a web of shit for myself
i create entire works of fiction i've written books and books of lies almost everything i post on here is a lie who knows maybe even this post is a lie
i talk to myself often and even lie to myself i lie right in front of my own very eyes i act like somebody im not and move my body and say the words and they're all lies my mind knows im lying when i move and talk it acknowledges those acts as bullshit but the other part of me continues on lying like nothing happened so im essentially several different people in the same body and they're all liars and they're all fucking eachother up the ass with lies fucking having a lie baby
none of this ever happened im lying
>>24697824
Double jointed. Can be a good conversation starter though if I don't scare them off first.
>>24707840
Real talk dude you should see a therapist.
Everyone knows a compulsive liar and I promise you're not fooling anyone.
It's like the alcoholic who thinks hes sneaky putting vodka in his fountain drink at work, but everyone can smell the booze on his breath.
>>24707836
4chan has gotten soft since all these years.
>>24707887
fuck fuck fuck
the people who are truly important to my survival seem to believe the lies i tell because i'm more careful around them
i never thought of it that way never thought that maybe they knew all along and just felt pity for me
now i need to cut off contact with all of them because i can't stick around for when it implodes
fuck fuck fuck im a fucking idiot they knew all along
Phimosis.
Kill me already
>>24700800
Did it ever cross your mind to simply not care?
Not just being an asshat i actually wonder.
The weirdest thing about me is that im really smart. Like really smart.... turns out forgetting is quite important for interacting socially.
>>24701247
I have those on my toes.
When I pop my ears my left ear audibly squeaks.
Kinda big large head (my brain hehe), round flattish face, very kiddish, I look 12 :( not to mention I am like 5'4 and ED so im skinny but i don't really care bcus I think i am fat. Also i have big dark eyes and elfish features almost, I guess I'm cute but I feel like nobody takes me seriously and idk why but I don't have friends. Probably bcus I am a fgt. Also I am kinda creepy bcus that was my thing back in the say and it just stuck. Also i am typing ultra robotically bcus I am only typing with one finger lel. I drink 7 cups or more of tea a day and I never leave the house, probably like around 10 times a month or so. I am native American so not white but I am paler than most white people, and never leaving the house just intensifies that. Whoever marries me is gonna be a lucky person
>>24701558
Do you find it hard to talk to people because you remember what they said while they don't and stuff like that. (Day 1 person A says i like chocolate, Day 2 person A says they don't like chocolate).
I can speak okay Chinese for a white dude.. I can find the country of Brunei on a map and tell you who the president of Burundi is.
>Skinny
>Hunched
>crooked fingers
>glasses
>kinda bad teeth
>always wear a black hat (field hat like pic related, no fedora)
>>24697824
My feet are disproportionately huge. People often comment on it
>>24708193
is your name ben
>>24708219
No. Also
>my erection curved downwards.
>>24708018
Legitimately, I was you about 6 months ago. I started stretching every day on my own, and after about a month I could finally retract my foreskin when fully erect! I had light phimosis so it might take you longer, and I'm still having issues with pain. But i'm telling you you can do it!
>>24697824
>too tall
>large build in general
>curly hair
>big ugly jew nose
>>24708193
Are you Fallout Boy?
I'm fat, slow, ugle and my penis is 5x5 fully erect. My gf deserves better and I live waiting for her to realize this and ditch me.
>>24697824
I have a 9/10 face but when I smile my face makes itself crooked as fuck and shows my shit crooked yellow teeth.
>short, 5'7"
>long hair
Otherwise I'm okay i guess. Just average looking dude
>>24708334
>5'7
Nothing is okay about you.
>>24699170
Now THIS is a feel i can relate to
6" around cock, can't get any women to actually do it with me
>>24708266
I don't know how severe my Phimosis is, but i can't pull my foreskin down erect or not. Only sometimes after pissing I can pull it down somewhat while non-erect.
Any tips or advise other than "just stretch it a bit every day"? Might actually begin doing it.
>>24708354
Wow that's a mean thing to say anon
>>24697824
Too thin senpai
>>24697824
Too insecure
>>24708369
I had it, i used to stretch when i took hot showers. (Your skin gets loser when it's hot).
40 something yr old virgin with a massive anime figure collection.
Yeah, I know, forever alone.jpeg.....
Nothing makes me special
I'm just another useless walking consumer
>>24708369
Start out small and do so frequently. I stretched a little bit every time I went to the bathroom, took a shower, and before I went to bed.
Use lube, spit works. Basically lube up that tip of your penis and any parts underneath the foreskin if you can, and then gently pull it back until you feel a little discomfort. Then push the foreskin back up, repeat this for a few minutes. I saw Improvement after consistently doing this for a week, but I think you have it worse than me.
Keep us updated phimosis anon
>>24697824
average but not too average but way too average about being average interested in a lot of things which I could probably list but then I dont think I would be that interesting actually I am not that interesting to begin with but I think I am but I know I'm not and I dont really think that at all because I wrote this when I was seventeen apparently and that was four years ago which is like a period of time where a lot of stuff can happen I used to try to write poetry and do all these things like a straight shooting stream like I was trying to convey things subconsciously without thinking but its like no longer resonating cognitively like its out of tune and not even out of time like the rhyme is losing to the riddling and I'm a frightening fickle person fighting crying kicking cursing but I realize it like going through the motions and never opening your eyes or take a breath like fish in a sea of sin I must be the only fisherman I will try to reel you in I just wrote that four years ago so it's not clever but if I try right now I bet I could write something watch here it goes so what does it mean you stare into your bowl and you're all out of milk and it's like it's all coagulated culture and you're mixing it together with fruits from the carpenters tree he was persian and never could remember how to be the only one who knows how to sit and reflect on rumi get it because it's about anecdotal philosophy please respond to me
>>24708434
Thanks for the advice.
Think I'm going to begin doing it.
I'm simply afraid that it won't work and I have to get circumsized, what I couldn't take.
>>24708440
this nigga on some dank shit tbqh
>>24708233
thats my fetish tb.h
post pics
>>24708521
That's psychedelic typing style, I recognise it easy.
I'm a pale 6"4 tall hungry skeleton with unkempt blonde hair and a Jewish face. I have a habit of sitting down like a slav, even in chairs. I'm also a total sperg so I cannot into social skills well.
Also I eat lemons like you would eat an orange.
I look like fucking Frisk from Undertale.
I dont like music
I'm quiet and monastic, too much depth for normies, always reading, doing some weird thing to gain insight. I haven't spoken (except when absolutely required by my professors) since sunday. I've also kept note writing to a minimum. It's shit like this. Some normies also seem to be uninterested in things they don't have familiarity with. I was reading siddartha today and was asked to show the cover of what I was reading to one such girl. She tried and failed to pronounce it, then said whatever and forgot about it entirely. I just can't get that joyous free connection to these people that I had back in smalltown, USA. I know it's not much, but I just feel a little bit...outside.
>>24708908
I don't like movies. that seems to provoke a similar level of disbelief and incomprehension among normies
