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I've given up and am writing my suicide note. Any robots got some feel lines/phrases I could put in it? I can't even write a suicide note. I'm a waste of oxygen.

I love you guys.
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>>24697719
"I'm a huge fucking faggot."
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>>24697719
Copy and paste Elliot's Manifesto but change the author to you.
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>>24697810
plagiarism alert
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Please dont kill yourself
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>>24697719

Soy un peridor. I'm a loser baby, that's why I killed me.
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>>24698021
I didn't fucking ask for help. I'm doing it. I need to know what to write.
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Bababooey
Is what you should put in your suicide note.
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>>24698116
How are you going to do it?

original
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How are you doing it, OP?
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>>24698159
>>24698192
Nitrogen.
Painless.
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All you really have to do is say you're killing yourself, it makes it easier on the medical examiner and they won't waste tax payer's money on an investigation. Good luck, don't screw up.
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Just do it. Not like anyone cares or wants to read your note anyways.
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>>24697719
I'm just gonna write "sorry" that will fuck them up forever knowing that I still felt bad even at my moment of death for what I was doing instead of feeling sorry for myself. Plus they don't get closure
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>>24698428

>tfw no one on 4chan cares enough to stop you

Live stream it faggot
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>bg no re
Says it all, really.
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>>24698823
I'm just gonna OD when I get the chance

>tfw I could have weeks ago if I got my package
>now I have to find another way to get lots of drugs to OD

sux desu
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>>24698856

Hm. OD is a crappy way to try and go. Most people survive that. Gas yourself. Get a bbq and burn some charcoal in your room. It's painless and you just fall asleep.
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>>24698938
hmm, maybe. I just dont want my parents to stop me and I would be taking lots and lots of benzos like 400 mgs worth. Pretty sure I would die, I almost died last time at 200mgs
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>>24698985

If you're talking about it, it means you're thinking about not doing it. If you're thinking about pussying out, pussy out and get psychiatric attention. Don't psyche yourself up to do something you'd regret if you survived.
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>>24699073
eh, its kind of more like I wish I didn't have to. I just got out of a psych hospital for other reasons, its all b.s. I'm just an ugly major fuck up, nothing can change that.
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GG m8s
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cmon senpai dont kys, its not fair on your parents
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>>24697719
It's not over yet anon
Learn from this le'dditeur
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>>24699132

That means you qualify for neetbux and high quality drugs. How are you ill-equipped?
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>>24697719
Shahs kebab
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>>24699137
good pic lad
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>>24699132
Find some other ugly losers and be best bros
You'll be happy again I bet
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>>24698938
Gassing is really simple and painless. Just run the hose from the exhaust of your car to the cabin, seal all vents with ductape, start the engine and wait.
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>>24699172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ig-RShZ6m4

I've been on "high quality drugs" It only leads to harder drugs and more chaos. I have to take so many more drugs now for just a tiny effect, I'm shooting up meth and coke now. I'm just broken, my brain doesn't work right. I'm paranoid, insecure, extreme social anxiety, aggressive, probably autistic. I could go on forever, should I look into neetbux for money to kill myself with?
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>>24699195
They don't want anything to do with me and I'm still unhappy even when I have "friends" I haven't tried ugly losers, but I don't think it would be much different and I wouldn't know how to go about it. I saw a magic card tournament at hastings the other day but idk how to play
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>>24697719
If you think a fair amount of people will find out about it be sure to mention something about being an oppressed white.
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>>24699256

It's worth a try. I'm surprised you didn't get neetbux to begin with, you certainly qualify.
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Dubs for writing the lyrics, in full, to any Limp Bizkit song of your choice
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>>24699325
I just haven't tried, I've been out of psychwards and drug treatment programs for years though
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>>24699325
plus my parents are rich, I think alot of it is I have so much expected of me I just can't do it though
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