what's the quickest and easiest way to kill myself
shotgun to the dick desu senpai
Pay a nigger to shoot you in the head.
Or buy a gun, but that takes a while.
>>24697356
jump in front of a highspeed train, its has to be a passenger train too. A last fuck you to the normies.
>>24697356
Watch your mom get BLACKED, sit through the whole thing
>>24697356
Helium. Read up on it. It's painless, clean and easy. All you need is funds.
>>24697480
This will always be the best way, any other discussion is just anons venting
>>24697480
if the train goes 250kmh+ it can take a minute to break a train
its bulletproof.
if not crash your car into a concrete wall in over 200kmh
and you will be hit with 50 000 G
>quickest
Bullet to the brain, preferably a shotgun.
>easiest
They're all fairly easy. It's not that hard to kill yourself. If by easiest you mean mentally, then probably suicide bag method (inert gas).
>>24697522
It's not painless. You'll feel the pain of sufocating in the afterlife. Remember that. Remember me.
>>24697731
gun is easy if op is a murican.
the hard part is working up the courage, i tried once and it was fucking hard, and i got arrested by the police.
Easy ones are
hanging
train, but never subway
gun
car exhaust
cutting yourself in bath
shooting heroin when really drunk
If you can get your hands on a gun, shoot yourself in the head. Make sure you point it right so you actually die and don't end up paralysed and retarded.
If you can't get your hands on a gun, jump off a tall bridge. Make sure it's not above water.
Or swallow some cyanide pills if you wanna keep it clean. From what I've heard, it should kill you under 5 minutes if you take enough. It might be painful, but only for a brief moment.
Don't bother using drugs like sleeping pills. You'll probably survive and permanently fuck your organs up.
>>24698107
>cyanide pills
its a good option m8, but its hard to make potent cyanid
and its impossible to buy without looking like a terrorist
but if you jump,do it head first
>>24697356 (OP)
Probably stepping foot on Area 51 or some other high security base without proper clearance and need to know.
>>24697356
They will shoot no questions asked if you cross the line at Area 51.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgw-CBEaHo4
>>24697356
Take a fistful of barbiturates and drink lots of alcohol. You fall asleep and die without feeling anything.
>>24697356
>>24699070
Barbs or painkillers with alcohol. People die all the time on accident, and if you don't die, at least you're drunk and high
>>24697356
Gunshot at the brainstem.
Or partial hanging by blocking the carotid artery.
>>24698107
Cyanide will kill in seconds
>Or partial hanging by blocking the carotid artery.
What do you mean partial? I know if you cinch the spot right you just sort of black out, but if you don't (I guess if you hit the vein instead) your head just feels like it's going to burst. (Discovered this as a kid). I assumed when someone is hung that's how they die, unless you drop into it and snap your neck.
>people ITT not telling OP to combine methods
What has /r9k/ come to.
Go out to desert set up a timed bomb detonation and get shitfaced passed out drunk.
whats with stabbing yourself, in the heart with a sharp knife?
i cannot buy a gun or cyanide, normal poisons will normally flop too, jump from something is too risky because broke all bones an life.
>>24697356
>Hot bath
>Numerous sleeping pills
>Slit wrists
>Get in bath
>>24698214
>impossible to buy without looking like a terrorist
dafuq do you care you're killing yourself
If you hang yourself with piano wire it will slice your throat.
>>24701912
>hear knock
>"oh boy its the cyanude delivery gu-
>BOOM BOOM CRASH
>freeze shit for brains
>now your on a plane with a black bag on your head on your way to Guantanamo where you will spend the rest of your life eating crackers and getting tortured when you couldve just slut your wrists th long way and bled out in 15 minutes in a tub
>>24702038
There are too many implications for this to not be bait.
>>24697356
I'd say the most efficient way of killing yourself would be to take about 3 boxes worth of Benadryl at once
>>24697356
>2015
>not helium bagging
I'm out, see you space cowboys.
>>24697356
Water bottle.
Simple.
>Order heroin
>buy a fleet enema
>get drunk
>fill enema with 1 gram of heroin and water
>shake
>shove up butt
>squirt into butt
>lay down in tub
>slowly drift off
>>24702074
huh
Assggshfjkjjk
>>24697356
Stick an umbrella up your ass, open it, and pull your guts out
