I'm too scared to leave my room to the bathroom next to it, but I really have to poop.
I don't have any jugs around in my room either.
What should I do?
Please help me I'm on the brink of a panic attack.
>>24696293
Shit in a paper of tissue. Why are you scared of leaving?
>>24696293
Stop living in fear faggot
>>24696293
1) open door
2) walk to bathroom
3) pull down pants
4) sit on toilet and shit
ta da, you fucking faggot
you getting triggered or something?
I-is it really that bad kid?
Thats insane and Im sorry you have to live like this anon
>>24697190
I'm scared my roommates are judging me for stealing their food and that they're going to have an intervention for me if I go out there.
I have schizophrenia so maybe it's just paranoia.
>>24697322
Shit in hand and throw it outside the window
>>24697322
Stop stealing things, faggot!
>>24697322
Sound like you need mental help. Not help from fat kids on the internet.
>>24697366
I don't even steal anything I just think they think that I do for some reason.
>>24697322
Then don't steal their food.
paranoia gone.
>>24696293
You are just in a psychotic episode man.
Dont worry. Go to the bathroom and if they have something to tell you they will. If not, then everything is fine too.
>>24697388
>fat
Speak for yourself ham planet
>>24697388
I'm already on meds but the doctor takes forever to put me on anything or increase my dosage.
get a plastic bag with no holes in it. double-bag it if possible. that will keep in your room for up to 4 months if you tie it off properly.
kek
it's not paranoia anon
>>24697389
Exactly. You just think they think.
But for real. They dont.
>>24697388
True
Hey man, you're just in an episode. I promise everything is okay. They don't think you steal and no one does. Don't listen to people on here. Go poop and everything will be okay. Go out and get some help tomorrow man. This is all normal :)
>>24697475
It's just this aspie faggot ruining everything.
>>24697502
What if poop nugget propels back up and forces into my cavity?
>>24697502
Not OP, but I haven't seen a genuinely nice guy/girl on /r9k/ in ages. Congratulations on changing that.
>>24697943
I nice post all the time. Fuck you nigger
Everyone was downstairs watching a movie so I took the poop, guys.
Thanks for all your help here.
>>24697989
Anon ftw! We're all gonna make it bros
>>24697989
>defective toilet
>shit cyclones downward through crack to living room
>literally shit sprinkler
>everyone's screaming dodging
>furniture are ruined
>some got it in their mouth
>some got it in their eyes
>poop for everyone
Turn on the shower, shit, turn off shower
>>24697978
Me too, why dont people appreciate my nice posting rrrrreeeee
>>24696293
shit out window like they do in India.
