Fembots, do you enjoy giving handjobs?
>>24696224
Most girls are bad at giving handjobs.
to myself ofc
>>24696247
Have you ever rimmed a guy? Please greentext if so.
>>24696224
>fembotsRobot filler
Why would you risk soap suds getting worked into your urethra?
>>24696243
true dudes are best at giving handjobs because they've given themself a hand job their whole lives
I finally got a gf and I love when she gives me handjobs.
At first she wasn't too good at it, but now she knows what I like and it feels really good. Honestly, I'd rather she finish me off with her hand than to cum inside her, but of course she never just gives me a handjob unless she expects to get the dick.
>>24696224
i'm male but i don't really like jacking off guys. i like blowing them though.
Never gave a handjob before, never had sex.
>>24696224
I'm bad at giving handjobs, but I like giving footjobs.
women can't be robots
blox blox blox blox
>>24697304
asperger girl with her mother
https://youtu.be/iQPD_Fc2Lgc?t=195
(timed : 3'15, starts talking 3'30)
foreign language, but self-explanatory
virgin, OFC.
can't speak without quoting the Ancients
drops subtle references to racist writers on national TV
>>24697262
>rubbing your disgusting feet on a penis
gross
>>24697605
I don't even have to watch the video to know there would be a line of men wanting to date her
>>24697708
But she seems weirder than Michael Jackson.
Completely unaware of her inner rage (still extremely close to mommy)
>>24697069
I once got shampoo in my pee hole and started screaming bloody murder.
My mom thought i was trying to jack off in the shower.
I wasn't.
My boyfriend says I give the best handjobs. Even better than those he gives himself.
I do not enjoy doing it because my hand gets tired fast, but I like the feeling of making a guy cum.
>>24697667
>not liking feet
Low test fag detected.
>tfw never gonna have a big thick dick
>fembotORIGINAL COMMENT YOU FUCKING FUCKS
>>24698825
tfw your dick is literally an inch thicker than average and this is still WAY too fucking small to appease women
>>24698604
Just catched Groundhog Day here on TV in my country .. and I'm wondering.. is there any more movies with this 'repeating the same day' theme? Not as good as Groundhog Day for sure.. but gimme some suggestions.
I love time travel movies .. and this theme is sort of time travel ..
I got a few hand jobs from a fembot I met on here.
Wasn't bad.
>>24699489
>>24699489
Edge of Tomorrow is the only one that comes to mind right know, bro.
My girlfriend is obsessed with blowjobs and never gives me hand jobs because she's always blowing me but I like hand jobs better.
>>24697163
>>24699552
>>24699659
FUCK OFF NORMANS FUCKING REEEEEE
>>24699489
You can watch back to the future.
>tfw gf can only fall asleep while cuddling and holding your dick
>>24699489
A bunch of series have a Groundhog Day episode
>>24696243
First time a girl gave me a handjob, she grabbed my dick super tight and just kinda moved the skin of my dick up and down, instead of moving her whole hand up and down like you're supposed to. It hurt.
And she said she had given and jobs before. I didn't believe her after that.
>>24696989
I'm a perv, but I really don't know who would want to rim a guy's asshole. They just seem dirty and smelly and... gross. I mean I'm not attracted to guys anyway so that's a part of it? But it just seems extra gross.
>>24696224
I wish i had a bf to give daily handjobs to tbqh
>>24699489
Don't hate me but 1 episode of supernatural. Some episodes are decent but female tumblarites ruined it
Not especially, because I know that I will never be as good at it as the guy himself. I like his grunts though.
>>24700364
d-do you have a penis?
>>24700364
I wish I had a cute bf that would give daily sloppy blowjobs tbqh
>>24700532
pre-CW it was actually pretty tight, same with Smallville. Took a little longer for Supernatural, but once it turned it went pretty deep into tumblr nonsense. The story got too convoluted, the brothers got too lovey-dovey, and it no longer had any real edge/scare to it--it was just a fun, couple of guys having some supernatural hijinks.
>>24700053
She probably wasn't experienced with giving hand jobs to victims of male genital mutilation.
>>24699489
Watch the anime Steins;Gate.
>>24699489
***** 12:01 (1993) ******
(same year as Groundhog)
My favorite line in Groundhog, is the moment where he meets her at a bar, asks her what she studies, she says literature, he sighs in a condescending way.
Near the end of the film, she answers "literature"
- oh, nice. You took a great risk, very bold.
>>24696224
pls give source
>>24700697
Huh, I didn't think of that, good call.
>>24697262
H-hi, would you like to become my wife/gf?
>>24701915
>gf sucking my dick
>tries to put her toung down my dick hole
fucking dumb slut doesnt realise how painful that is
>>24701980
Is it really? I always see it in muh hentai
>>24702056
Yeah, even wiping with paper and it touching inside there stings a lot. There's something called "sounding" though where you put objects down the urethra. It hurts good.
My ex fembot gf was TERRIBLE at giving hand jobs. It felt like she was trying to start a fire on my dick. guess I could have taught her how to do it but she had really low self esteem so I didn't want to hurt her feelings
>>24701980
I've done this before. I know it hurts but it such a weird, soft feeling on your tongue lol.
>>24696224
>implying girls can do anything right
Stop it.
>>24702106
Huh, I've never felt a sting down there just from rubbing.
>tfw girl I'm talking to likes sounding
I dunno how to feel
>>24702613
Lucky, is she a domme?
>>24702769
Switch, she calls me daddy and everything
>>24696224
>>24696224
>soap in the dick
AHHHHHHHHHHHH FUG I CAN FEEL THE BURN RIGHT NOW AAHAHHAAHHHHHHHHH FUCK
>>24696224
what is she picking up a strawberry why is she holding it like that?
>>24699367
Wut. I only have six inches of girth, but I have hookers tap out all the time. And those bitches literally take miles of schlong for a living.
Handjobs are fucking terrible. I have fapped thousands of times, so I know exactly how to make myself cum. Why would I get a girl to jerk me off, terribly, when I could just do it myself? At least do something that I couldn't do myself, like a blowjob.
>>24704068
iirc average dick size is around 4.5 to 5 inches.
any outliers above 6 are getting into multiple stdevs above the mean. meaning that there are very few dicks out there at those sizes
hookers are doing betas with small dicks and low testosterone, at least cheap ones are.
>>24696224
Baths are super gay.
>>24699489
Steins;Gate
Makise is top tier waifu
Tuturu~
>>24696224
Handjobs and blowjobs are all memes.
At least for someone like me, who masturbates at least 12 times a day.
I can only cum from assjobs or vaginal sex.
Handjobs are awful and painful
Blowjobs are long and boring
>>24697667
i never get the likings for feet either, seems uncomfortable as fuck
>>24705561
feet are soft and look nice
>>24705590
No shit, faggot.
We were derailing the roastie's attempt to attentionwhore
Kys
