He's living the dream.
>>24695793
That baby looks strangely light-skinned
>>24695793
>billionaire
>still can't land more than a 4/10
such is life for nerds
>rich "white" dad
>asian mom
troubling, to be honest
>>24695820
You can't tell me you wouldn't burn your dick on those preggo thighs.
>>24695806
Not really. His wife is dark, but not darker than an average Italian.
>>24695845
she's ugly, mark
>Beta White Man + Beta Asian Woman demonspawn
That child will only know suffering.
I pray for him.
>>24695865
I meant on the (biological) father's side
>>24695903
Yeah he is gonna be rich, poor child.
If I had his money I'd have just bought a kpop group to use as my concubines.
If you knocked up a woman and could escape the situation sans child support, would you?
>>24695903
It's a girl, and Zuckerberg is a Jew, so chance's are she'll grow up to look like this.
>>24695793
>Be rich
>Get married
But why?
Ugly parents ugly baby desu.
>>24695903
It literally doesn't matter when your dad is a billionaire
>>24695903
>father is a billionaire Jew
Yeah, I don't think so. Not unless he has terminal autism like Elliot.
>>24695903
>Suffering
Yeah being rich sure is suffering.
Make it a girl and you have super auto easy mode.
*farts loudly*
>>24695913
didn't help elliot
>in before "elliot was poor!"
>>24696008
>Be jew
>Have enough money to fuck any woman in the earth
>Marry an ugly chink
I don't understand.
>>24696008
that's hot desu
>>24696049
yellow fever will do that to you.
>>24695793
I actually know the son of a billionaire and he can't get laid and is really miserable. His parents don't give him access to infinite money and he doesn't like hookers. He is actually quite miserable. He has everything but love. He also can't NEET otherwise he'll get disowned and shamed.
>>24696049
deep down he's still a beta, i bet he can't talk to hot women without spilling his spaghetti
>>24696038
outlier
Out of all asians, he go with a chink
>>24696092
I wish i had enough money that my only problem was not getting my dick wet.
>>24695828
i was going to make the "next elliot rodger" joke but i figured everyone and their mom already has
>not building a rape dungeon harem on your private island with nukes and soliders to defend against sjws
>>24696038
Is that fucking Alyson Hannigan?!
Poorfags itt
*PPHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!*
PAAAAAAA-----AAARP!
>>24695820
They both went to Harvard and the girl is a doctor
also >implying he couldn't just throw money at your sluts and just get fucked based on that alone
>>24696008
>>24696306
>>24696333
not sure if fetish or if you're really immature
>>24696368
Not sure if shitposting femanon of if you're just a giant faggot.
>giving away your money
kek desu
Although he's giving it to a 'family foundation' like most rich people and so really not losing it.
>>24696462
so what is it
She looks like a wife of some Chinese official.
He looks like the kind of guy who would stay in his room all day trying to learn mandarin.
>>24695793
Lol whats with that baby's head?
>>24696038
you could have saved her
>>24696628
He's a real dickhead
>>24695951
Love; anon?
>>24696049
He knew her before he was a billionaire.
God damn his wife is ugly. Why didnt he choose at least a hot chink
>>24695845
>ywn eat McDonalds every day with your chubby Chinkfu.
JDIMSA
>>24696706
He saved her senpai
>>24696101
You can never escape this curse.
>>24696043
There a difference between wealthy and grotesquely, illuminati-tier rich. Zuckerbabby is the later. 10/10 women wil literally seek out someone that rich.
>>24696049
>>24696783
This is what is most important. Having history makes a relationship much richer. That's why normies go back to their exes so often.
