So who here got a nickname? Mines Roach.
>be me
>6th grade
>typical quiet kid in the back
>have a bunch of bugs as pets
>suddenly show and tell!
>thought it was a good idea to show my bugs
>Bring my favorite one, a big ass cricket
>brought it in its little cage
>thought i looked cool as shit
>YouThoughtWrongNigga.jpeg
>Everyone in class freaks out instead
>girls were screaming and crying in back
>teacher sends me outside to throw him away
>cry as i do it
>after that i got bullied to hell
>days later all the others call me roach for it
>boys came up to me
>telling me they stepped on a bug
>"what are you gonna do about it weirdo?"
>girls refused to talk to me
>"ew, youre the grossest thing ive seen, ROACH
>even teachers called me "that roach kid"
>this goes on for a year before i finally left that school
>the day i left was the happiest day ive had since
>never got another bug since
and the saddest part is, i got so used to being called Roach ive come to allow people to call me that.
what are your stories robots?
I was "that racist asian kid," in highschool. They always made asian jokes and that made me the racist somehow. I can't understand normalfag logic.
>>24695749
>>cry as i do it
why did you do it you beta?!
>>24695868
I was scared. i forgot to mention this but the teacher was telling me that i either do it or they make my parents come to here. I thought i was going to be in fucktons of trouble as i never really got in much trouble then
>>24695815
Normies would be the first to complain when someone bothered them, but do they think of robots like us that went through much worse? no, theyll never understand what real pain is.
Dude bugs are cool as shit. Fuck any normie bland enough to not see that.
>>24696933
Postan bugs now.
>>24696962
I had the sweetest little cockroach in high school. He'd sit on my hand and just chill. Loved to have him out while watching movies or whatever. Fed him baby carrots.
>>24696933
Reptiles are much cooler than insects
>>24696984
I want to get a giant snail. They look a little harder to care for, though. I saw a video of some eating cucumbers, it was so cute.
Kids at school called me The Grudge. Not even Kayako, just The Grudge. It didn't bother me; that was a pretty good movie.
>>24695749
Roach sounds like a cool nickname though if you think about it. some of those motherfuckers survive nuclear fallout and shit...
"Sword of Islam". I never understood that one.
It was the first day of high school and we were doing an orientation with senior students and one of them said to me "hey, you remind me of Khalid Ibn Al-Walid, the Sword of Islam" and the name stuck.
I'm white.
>>24697057
They're both great, especially as normie repellent.
My nickname was Dingus. All throughout year 8. It all started when
>be me 14 years old
>in science class
>researching shit for project
>faggot kid sitting next to me
>I spell auspices wrong
>he calls me a Dingus
>everyone in the class calls me Dingus
>people in my year that I don't know call me Dingus
>too much of a beta to tell them to stop
>I get surprised when people call me Angus because I'm so used to Dingus
>I become friends with faggot friend
>ohshitnigga.jpg
>a year later I'm still his friend
>people stop calling me Dingus in year 9
>friend said he didn't know it hurt me so much because he said he would've retaliated if it were him
>>24695749
>So who here got a nickname? Mines Roach.
So you're a turk?
>>24697223
I used to have reptiles when I was friends with a Stacy in my younger years. We both had reptiles and we'd talk about them sometimes. She turned into a slut in high school. Every time I saw the reptiles it'd make me sad and I'd think of her.
I have pet ants and I showed them to a grill the other day. She actually liked them and thought they were pretty neat.
Just bee yourself senpai.
>>24697345
Don't worry about her. I'd worry about her reptiles though.
I bet that normie slut abandoned them as soon as she got dicked.
Mine was 'Hinjew'
Jewish father, Indian mother.
hs senior here
my nicknames shooty because in 10th grade everyone said i looked like a school shooter and it stuck
im not even going to shoot up the school, im actually gonna shoot myself over winter break
so jokes on them i guess?
>>24695749
> be me
> awkward teenage
> half Mexican weeb
> father is Mexican
> kinda looks like Saddam Hussein
> he comes to pick me up from school one day
> class sees my dad
> leave
> next day at school
> some chad mother fucker calls me Saddam's kid
> everyone starts calling me Saddam for short
> mfw my nickname became Saddam
> mfw my family thinks its funny
> they start calling me it too sometimes
> get used to it
> start to like it a few years later
> still answer to the name Saddam sometimes
My nickname was Kruger
>be me 15 years old
>first grader in high school (we have only 4 years long high school in our country)
>be enthusiastic about schools local lan
>illegaly install Medal of Honor: Allied Assault on all computers I get access to
>introduce classmates to the world of lan multiplayer, normies knew shit until this day
>MoH:AA begins to spread like plague, it is being shared between people
>normies joyfuly killing each other in epic scaled multiplayer battles
>they barely managed to control movement keys with a single hand
>slaughtered them like a cattle in every match, because muh CS 1.3 skillz
>became a K98 wielding god of virtual warfare
>some unsuspecting fag shouts "that fucking kraut kruger again!" when got fragged by me
>began to nickname myself as Kruger
>normies in class found out
>became Kruger officialy
It wasn't that bad actualy. There were even people who knew me only by my nickname.
>>24697503
Which high school did you go to? I remember someone similar to you
my nickname was 'methlab' because when i was in grade 5 my mom got a new boyfriend and he convinced her that it was a good idea to cook methamphetamine in our basement to pay the bills.
I always came to school smelling like chemicals because the fumes came upstairs and stuck to my clothes. people always wondered why i smelled like shit and called me 'smelly' or 'stinky' before the lab was busted and I was taken into foster care. some kids saw my house on the local news and then I was called 'methlab' from then to highschool.
>>24695749
>be me like 4th grade
>have slight buckteeth
>got the nickname "beaver"
>went on till highschool
To this day I fucking hate anything beaver related
>>24697521
Plan some mischief before you an hero for us.
>>24695749
>be me 12 years old
>everyone brings tennis balls to school
>ricochet directly to my balls about 4 times in a couple of days
>construct tent at scouts
>dickwad whacks my balls with tent pole
>guy asks me what's the capital of Thailand repeatedly across the course of a year
>Bangkok
>Flat out kicks or grabs and squeezes my balls
>mfw I do nothing
>mfw I never retaliate or show pain
>mfw people kept whacking my balls
>people called me "balls of steel"
>it hurt. a lot.
>>24697639
Backwater one in east Canada.
>fatass
>big dog
>ice cube
>pecs
All self explanatory
>Have a last name that has "cock" and "silk"
>Get nicknamed to "silkycock"
>Some genius chad thought it would be clever to call me silvercock
>Girls used to say "are you silkycock? Is your cock always as soft as silk?"
>rumor goes round that I have erectile dysfunction which is why I'm called silkycock
>this goes on for a few years
>I finally lost my V to a 9/10 stacy in a drunk drugged up one night stand
>she told everybody I had a big dick
>chads patted me on the back and shook my hand for managing to do something in a few hours that took them months to do.
>Now I'm known as silky. Because I'm smooth.
>tfw I've not been laid since
Holy hell i thought thread was kill
feels good to be honest families
>>24695749
>Sunshine
>Nipples anon
>Jew anon
>Sleepy anon
>Nightrider
End my life bls
>>24697679
I think that's a dam good nickname.
>>24695749
They called me joke face, because they said I had a smirk look on my face. It was kinda true but they said it to piss me off.when I look in the mirror I can't see it anymore
>Age 14
>Hardcore emo phase
>Wore ridiculously heavy eyeliner and eyeshadow
>Got called "Tiffany" by cholo turbonormies throughout all of grade 8
>Pic related, Tiffany was Chucky's wife
>>24695749
>be me
>7th grade
>fat as fuck
>walking with "friends"
>friend wants to give me a nickname
>thinks about it, and comes up with Jupiter since its the biggest planet
>then it went from Jupiter to "Yupiter"
>then somehow it evolved into just "yupi"
>now hot bitches call me yupi and im popular as fuck in school
>tfw you never had a nickname because no one even noticed you
>>24698379
kek fgt
>>24695749
>Mines Roach
>>24698379
I used to hide in toilet cubicles just in case someone noticed me alone. Stopped that after a couple of months when people saw me coming out and thought either I had really bad constipation or was wanking at school.
>>24695749
This can't be real. One time I captured a praying mantis outside of school and brought it in. Everyone including the teacher thought it was bomb as fuck.
>>24697425
>>24697345
I had two pet rats as a kid because I thought they were really cool. I also had a bunch of parrots and people in my business class thought it was weird.
And I was the weird foreign kid. I got called all sorts of stuff, like gay-o, because my surname is Gaio.
>>24698538
Yeah, the basic premise is pretty bizarre. We studied insects a lot in elementary school where I grew up. We handled giant African cockroaches at one point and were raising monarch butterflies until my retarded ass backed into the terrarium when they were pupating and killed them.
Mine is/was Big D because my name begins with a capital D, and my brothers thought giving someone as bland as me a rapper name was funny.
>>24695749
>sixth grade show and tell
>brings a bug
>everybody makes a big deal out of it
There's no way this actually happened.
>be 10 with anger management problems
>would go from serene to throwing punches and reaching for weapons in a split second
>get called Diablo because that sounds like my surname
>word spread and kids kept trying to see if I'd live up to my nickname
>got really tired of their shit and switched off completely
>Now I'm mellow but don't feel much emotion
>>24697653
that's really fucked up, man.
>>24698868
I thought it was cause you had a big dick
>last name starts with "J"
>long gee sound
>get called "G"
Could be worse.
Blond hair.
Blue eyes.
Arrogant little shit in elementary/middle school.
Nazi.
Didn't bother to fight it, kind of badass.
>>24698952
I highly doubt that my brothers would intentionally give me a flattering nickname.
>school wide presentation, 5th grade
>get picked to be audience participant by guest speaker
>speaker asks me my name
>make up name on the spot
>"Alfrado"
>only some laughing in audience, not everyone gets what's going on
>speaker is shook, "okay.. What do you want to be when you grow up?"
>I respond without hesitation "A land astronaut "
>speaker starts laughing, everyone laughing, I'm told to sit back down
>on the way back from presentation I am a celebrity, 10s of high fives from kids I don't know, all sorts of compliments
>for the next 3 years of middle school kids I don't know would say to me, "aren't you Alfrado?"
>people called me Alfrado as a joke
>>24698348
>now hot bitches call me yupi and im popular as fuck in school
underage ban pls
>>24698884
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>>24697601
when did r9k get populated by such little faggots
wood man
>>24696054
Nigga if that were me I'd let them call mu parents. Half the time it ended with my mom yelling at the principle for singling me out
>>24697601
>this one middle-eastern kid was talking shit about my yugioh cards in elementary school
>well at least my dad didn't blow him self up
>kid starts crying and leaves the lunch table
>friend tells me his dad died not too long ago
>>24698884
Holy shit this is me. Shit sucks man.
Some 'friends' called my minge for a while. I hated it.
>black kid with mixed hair
>really curly, grew into a jewfro
>I smoked a little bit
>somehow this gets translated into cheifro because of my jewfro for most of highschool
Another nickname was coonbear, that's its own story...
>>24698712
>We handled giant African cock
You sick fuck.
