My greatest achievement in life has been how I successfully replaced women with a half plastic bottle, 2 sponge, one latex glove and hot water
>>24694598
sounds really awful, even for robot standards, like really wow, just wow
does it actually work?
Are you too poor for a fucking fleshlight?Or is this better than a fleshlight?
>>24695195
it does
>>24695454
>paying for sex
lmao
>>24694598
there's probably some kind of male sex toy that's more realistic/efficient than that. anyone have a recommendation?
>>24697603
http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a
>>24697666
>http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a
anything else?
>>24694598
I have to use 4 sponges, as my dick is too long for just 2.
Or 6 sponges, in a 3x2 configuration, which is definately the best, as you get pressure on all sides, rather than just the top and bottom.
Also I like to wrap the sponges in celotape, so I can have the tightness I prefer. You can also wrap it tightly in several towels and then you can fuck it, rather than masturbate with it.
E45 cream, olive oil or shampoo is best for lube. I'd suggest a condom aswell so your dick isn't covered in strange lubricants, but up to you.
>>24697603
Seems like your best option
Does the rubber glove provide enough lubrication? Every time I've worn a rubber glove, it's always a trial getting it off my hand. Something like that on my dick sounds painful.
I have one of these and a good dozen other male sex toys. Ask me anything and I will answer.
>>24699200
There's just something about a coke bottle being pixelated next to a 50 cm dragon dildo
