>been jerking off all day instead of putting out resumes for a job
>I interviewed for a job at some college a month ago, haven't put out any resumes or anything since
>mid-orgasm got a call with a job offer
>talking to HR guy with cum dripping down my leg
Putting all my eggs in one basket paid off again. Neat.
>tfw life rewards you for being a fucking piece of shit
wow the luck is real
>>24694361
Wahey, well done. What's the position?
>>24695592
Enrollment advisor. Not anything super fancy but I honestly was just applying to random ass shit cause I'm tired of working minimum wage at American Eagle and saw the pay, thought "fuck it why not" and applied. I don't even know how the fuck I got through two interviews.
>>24694361
Damn son, if jerking off takes you the whole day, I wouldn't even hire you to do that
>>24695713
>enrollment advisor
>will most likely be fapping whenever he has no students to tell what they should be doing with their miserable future
you better not fuck this up, anon
