>finally get the courage to go through with a Tinder hookup
>girl comes over
>hot as fuck
>doing everything right
>stick it in
>condom on, rubbed one out earlier for stamina
>cum in less than a fucking minute
>spend the rest of the time making the occasional joke at myself
FUCK
I was even the first person to eat her asshole and I shit all over the experience my being a lightning rod
>>24693202
You should have worn two condors, f@m.
>>24693202
You'll be laughing about this in a few months. Just get back on the horse and keep going, man.
Probably my worst nightmare
And the reality of what's going to happen even IF a girl ever likes me
>>24693202
How attractive are you, objectively?
>>24693629
6-7 according to a few rate threads. This has been an improvement over the last two years from a 2-3
I actually fucking recognised that face, how did I remember that
