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I overhead the normies (including chads and stacys) at work talking at the end of the day.

>"i met anons brother last week"
>"they couldnt be more different from each other"
>"hes actually good looking"
>"hes actually so funny"
>"hes actually hench"
>"hes so tall"
>"he actually has a gf"
>"damn... i want to meet him"
>"what happened when anon was made hahaha"
>"weak sperm i suppose"
>"i guess they decided to give him a chance"
>they all laugh

I work in a seperate room and they think I can't hear the conversations in which they talk shit about me.

There is nothing more crushing than hearing not just women but men straight up say you are worthless.

I think it's about time I write my manifesto.
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that's pretty harsh, brethen
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Tell your brother to beat them up
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You brought it upon yourself Wagie
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Ignore them, man
It's rough but if you get worked up everytime someone does something to you, you're only wasting your own time
The universe tends to unfold on it's own, it doesn't need your help
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>>24691413
>karma exists
>people get bad shit when they do bad shit
How deluded are you?
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Listen

The going gets tough, but you have to realize something
You shouldn't compare the success of others to yourself
They don't know the shit things about your brother
They probably don't know the good things about you

also who gives a shit what they think, they'll die and be forgotten forever
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Wait until you hear them talking about you again and then hold them at gunpoint until they beg for their lives and then kill them.
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>>24691521
after you rape them of course

Imagine this OP. if you were to show them your powerlevel, they would cower in fear like little cockroaches. You're the bigger man because you have the power to utterly destroy them all and they can only gossip like fucking children
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>>24691460
Ayy man, I believe it as I see it
used to get bullied in elemtrary school all the time, saw the bully again i highschool and he was a scrawny manlet with no friends and an acne covered face, sure wasn't making fun of me then

Got picked on by my sister for being a shut in loser, she's living in a box now, guess she's the shut in now, right?

Got pushed around by my brother for being weak and a beta pussy
He's serving jail time now, guess he's the pussy now, if you catch my drift

Got talked down by a qt pi slut in high school, all for being a beta virgin loser, she's got HIV now and no one wants to go near her pussy, guess who's the no-sex loser now?
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>>24691519
>they'll die and be forgotten forever
Just like me, except i will die a lonely virgin.
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>>24691521
>>24691564
Dont have a gun.
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>>24691685
Who says you need a gun?
CQC, martial arts or machetes deadly styles
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>>24691303
You are either making this up, or you are actually a horrible piece of shit.
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>>24691816
>horrible piece of shit
I have been nothing but nice and friendly to the people I work with, yet they think im weird.

it is useless trying with people anymore.
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>>24691841
If you truly had been nice and friendly to everyone, they wouldn't talk about you like that. You are not telling the entire story.
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>>24691863
Yes I am, you fucking idiot.
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>>24691901
So let me get this straight.

>you are nice and friendly to everyone
>everyone talks shit about you and hates you

Something doesn't add up here.
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>>24691303
iktf bro

normies said that they saw my brother and didnt even bother saying it behind my back

they just straight up said he was actually normal
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>>24691303
Do it anon. Show the world your fury.
Remember, the only good normie is a dead one.
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>>24691413
>The universe tends to unfold on it's own, it doesn't need your help
>Don't worry anon, that bully over there, he's gonna be a janitor when he's older!

You are a fool anon. Don't ever give advise.
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>>24692014
>normies aren't judgemental cunts that take superficial cues as an important part of someone's personality
You're right OP should be a good house nigga, just take the insults OP, don't wanna make the normie masters mad do we?
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>>24692014
That's the life of an ugly person. And most normoes are condescending pieces of shit.
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>>24692080
>>24692107
>everyone is at birth given a visible birthmark that either says "normie" or "robot"
>anyone with the robot birthmark is automatically relegated to second class citizen

This is what robots actually believe.
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It's okay Anon. I still think you're "hench"
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>>24691405
This thread is not for you anus
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>>24692073
see >>24691657
Karma may not have an effect on your lives by it has on mine, so i'm gonna believe in it, Okay?
It's like an atheist suddenly having religion effect his live and changing sides and believing in it because of so
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>>24691303
If this is all true, they deserve anything they get. FUCK them senpai

I a normie by the way, but this just disrespectful.
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>>24691685
Put a bear trap in a room that people always walk into before turning on the light.
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>>24692123
who are you even quoting you nincompoop?
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>>24692182
God senpai
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>>24692170
>If this is all true
It's not though.
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I totally support you shooting up the place, but can you please actually kill the people who were talking shit, not random bystanders this time?
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>>24692229
You're asking for too much. People like OP only see enemies everywhere. He is angry at everyone and everything, and will kill everyone in sight.
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>>24692154
>good things happened to him because of random chance and/or genetics
>thinks he deserved it
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>>24692123
This is what The Man wants us to believe, robots.
The will tell is that we are equal to the normies but they'll treat us like a bunch of cotton-picking niggers, they'll keep us in line using words and threats but we can't allow ourselves to become tools for The Man, the normie man.
So pull yourselves together and put this normies where they belong
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And people wonder why mass shootings happen.
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>>24692269
You tell it like it is, brother!
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>"Your brother is so attractive, what the fuck happened with you?"
My female boss said that to me once

At least now I have a better job somewhere else
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>>24691564
You actually think that shooting people who are unarmed makes you any less of a chickenshit? Ive got some bad news for you, chickenshit is all you'll ever be. It comes from within, your inability to own your failings and improve upon them. A gun is not going to make you a bigger man or less of a coward. If you really think this way you should end yourself.
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>>24692310
How did you not just slap her right there? I don't think anyone would have blamed you 20 years ago, now you would probably go to jail for it
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>>24691303
just tell them to stop talking shit about you.
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>>24692333

Actually if you kill someone you cause them to bitch out and die in fear and regret, thus proving to everyone that you are superior, even if it is for a fleeting moment.

If they were so much better than me why are they dead?
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>>24692269
>calls people niggers
>be sad because he's treated like a second class citizen
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>>24692355
Because I didn't want to get fired and I was making pretty good money at the time.

All things considered, I probably could've slapped her and everyone else would have been fine with it, maybe even her. But I don't even remember how I responded. Probably just a "Fuck you, I'm amazing."
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>>24691460
Karma doesn't exist. Just look at the people in charge of the world and what they're doing.
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>>24692333
You're an idiot because no where did I say to shoot unarmed people. You're putting words in my mouth. I told him that he has the power to defend himself and that really those bullies are easy pickings. They think he's the easy target but he's got the element of surprise and is the underdog here.
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>>24692394
>bitch out and die
Dying is a biological process that happens to everybody, ots nothing to do with bitching out. After killing her he would be faced with the prospect of going to prison for the rest of his miserable life and probably off himself. THAT is bitching out, that is dying in fear and regret. Its not about living longer, its about enjoying life and being proud of what you've done (and for a lucky few evem how they died).
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>>24692269
Being a robot is a choice, not something you were born into. You could choose to be a normie anytime, but you have instead chosen to lead a life of misery and hatred.
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>>24691303
>hench
what is that?
yes it is time btw, get to writing
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>>24692445
Nowhere did anybody say anything about defending themselves or being attacked fucko, you responded to >>24691521
Which is litterally just kill them for talking shit about you.
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>>24692487
Actually robots are closer to being normal than normalfaggots who are niggerlike in their demeanor. It's the normalfags who make robots feel miserable and hateful because they despise anyone who acts genuine and does not choose to follow group thinking
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>>24692573
>they despise anyone who acts genuine and does not choose to follow group thinking

Only dumb people do that. Most of the population does not. Maybe that is the root of the problem, you live in a town where everyone has an IQ of 80. Hang out with better, smarter people, and you will be happier.
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>>24691303
Why you didnt you entered that room and punched the first guy you saw in the face? Seriously, after 20 years of normiefags judgement, you will accept people talk to you like this?

Dude, you a adult, you got a job, you finally got freedom to do your shit, dont let some faggots who cannot even say what thy think about you in the face judge you like this, if you don't stand for yourself nobody will

Yea this sound like a normie speaking, but it is right, dont let this people say this to you again
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>>24692533
well youve got a point but they should at least get hit with something
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>normies pretending their shit don't stick
>normies pretending they are flawless
moments like that suck sure, but go about your life like it doesnt affect you, because it shouldnt. their opinions are pointless. they put down people to make themselves feel better.
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>>24691303
What did you do to them? What did you do that makes all your coworkers hate you?
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>>24691303
write the manifesto OP, make us proud
I'll be rooting for you
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>>24692664
If he did this, he would loose his job and everyone would hate him even more
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OP still hasn't told us what he has done what made everyone hate him at work.
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>>24692224
So you're saying what this anon is saying is impossible?
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>>24693177
He's just not telling the whole truth, that's all.
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>All these normie damage control itt
NO OP dont listen to these normies. Normies must pay and let them know that they are not superior in any way to you. Show them what you can do, show them FEAR
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>>24691303
Kill those bitches man. Beta uprising now
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>>24693262
>all this robot damage control
>He must be telling the truth! He's the victim here!
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>>24692333
>A gun is not going to make you a bigger man or less of a coward

But it will make some normies dead. And in the end, that's all that matters.
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>>24693148
I told you I'm nice to everyone. They started acting like faggots after I asked this girl at work out on a date and she rejected me. Fucking bitch.
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>>24692487
How do I become a normie?

Mue muemuemuem
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>>24693212
>He's just not telling the whole truth, that's all.
What makes you say that? Is it that hard for you to believe some people are just assholes? Is it impossible for you to believe a group can't share a hive mind or influence one another towards disliking another person who doesn't fit into there norms? You sound like you don't belong here.
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>>24693366
wow holy shit normies lied about asking girls is not a big deal. you get shit on just for having feelings.
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>>24693421
Take the age-old wisdom. If one person is being an asshole to you, it's because he's an asshole. If everyone is being an asshole to you, it's because you're the asshole.
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>>24693366
Uh, okay... maybe you didn't ask her out nicely? Why are you calling her a bitch?
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Oh man, I love this just world bullshit normalshits spew.
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I was forced to take part in the secret santa at work (the girls wanted to do it) and I heard one of them say "oh fuck no" and ask for another go when she picked her name. All the girls then gathered and whispered (within hearing distance) about who they got and the girl who got me complained that I was difficult to buy for and laughed at something one of the girl's suggested.
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>>24693458
>If one person is being an asshole to you, it's because he's an asshole
Agreed. I even see this at my job. One person is a huge asshole, and everyone gives her the cold shoulder.

But that's probably not the case with OP >>24693366

It's exactly what I said. He asked one girl out, she felt disgusted, so now everyone is turning on him and ridiculing him. It's even worse when his brother is much better looking then him.

This is classic underage mentality that normies can't grow out of.
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>>24693498
Totes senpai, paranoid robotic unjust world "philosophy" is infinitely more rational desu
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>>24693510
Lad , I'm a normie , people are assholes its true especially when one of the core peoples hate you for some core reason. But in this situation its just best to move to another job or ignore it all and become friends with awkward andy , he can be a great friend.
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>>24693542
But it absolutely is. Better then empty platitudes normal shits love spewing.
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>>24693527
>she felt disgusted

Instead of a normal rejection. Either she's a huge shallow bitch, or OP has something about him that made her feel disgusted.
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>>24691303
Thats when you hacks em hacks em all
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>>24693596
Based on what OP said in the OP, I'll take for former.
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>>24693550
There are no awkward andys. The guys I work with are alright, just older. But I guess I've cvcked myself by being the quiet, hard-working guy who doesn't complain and does his work. I know people see me as a tame, boring weirdo and it sucks. Adult life is so much like school it's depressing.
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>>24693313
>normies dindu nuffin
>normies lives matter
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>>24691303
There is no other way, either tell the boss or pic related
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>>24691303
Bruh. Why didn't you even confront them about this? That just solidifies your place as a beta bitch.
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>>24693301
Nice use of meme selection anon. I like you.
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>>24691788
Thoughs are not the weapons of a beta manlet
>not owning a gun
Whats wrong with you?
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>>24692333
>You actually think that shooting people who are unarmed makes you any less of a chickenshit?

Of course it does. It doesn't matter if he is "chickenshit", these people will be dead, right after pissing themselves.

I don't actually endorse mass shootings but these "people using guns are just pussies" are utterly pathetic.
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>>24693313
>somehow implying that someone else in OP's story is the real victim
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Should've said somthing
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>>24693458
I understand this is generally the case, but there are ABSOLUTELY exceptions. And from what OP said >>24693366, I can see him being one of these exceptions.

Here's the thing, when someone kind of becomes the joke of a normie circle, it becomes a sort of cyclone of shit talk about the person. It's not supposed to be rational, it's just entertaining, like the kick /v/ gets from constant tortanics.

I think what made OP the joke in the workplace circle is his attempt and failure to court one of the female coworkers. Normies and even robots find getting keked funny.
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>>24693458

Except that "a bunch of sub-humans at your work place" is not "everyone", you idiot.

Not to mention that not every piece of "age-old wisdom" is true. Sometimes, people will give you shit for other reasons beyond you being a dick. Like being a genetically inferior male.
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>>24691863
>people don't talk behind your back if you are nice to them

they do, they over think things and start thinking that you are hitting on the females and trying to search for profit out of the males. the project the fuck out of their own minds to others, so they gossip to make them feel better.

>>24691303
ignore it, keep doing what you are doing and don't give in to them.
just be yourself applies here, whenever they start talking shit just smile at them. and if they hit you, you know what to do anon.
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>>24693542

The world IS unjust you moron.
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The proper reaction would be to walk in the room and tell them that you can hear everything they're saying, roll your eyes and go back to work.
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>>24692664

>you a adult
>Why you didnt you entered that room and punched the first guy you saw in the face?

Because adults who punch people in the face don't do to the principles office, they go to jail.
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>>24694368

I found that weird. In civilized countries, you have to pay fines/do community service for that. Lol at Weimerica.
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>>24694600
>commit a crime against society's rules
>to make up for it, you have to stay in a specific place for a set period of time, while they feed and provide for you, instead of actually making a positive contribution to society
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>>24693585
If you didn't have autism you'd be able to understand nuance and stages of intermediacy, i.e. society contains examples of both justice and injustice. But you do have autism so I guess you can just continue spouting meme gibberish
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>>24691303
Get your brother to grow close to them and then come up with a way to get back at these wagekeks through him,m16.
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>>24694696
The idea is they remove you from society so that nobody has to put up with you for a while. In the meantime you get to spend your time with violent spics and niggers and learn their ways so that when you get out you can be even more of a menace to society.
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People do this to me all the time. My sister is successful, beautiful (like really fucking 11/10 was asked to do modelling but she didnt want to), has handsome and rich bf, right now she s on holiday on some tropical islands. We get along well but compared to her Im a literal 0
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>>24693612
I hacked them, i didn't just them, i hacked everyone.
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>>24691460
No karma doesn't exist in a 'real' sort of way.

But people that are mean cunts eventually find out that they're bad people, and that's the punishment. People that let things slide have all their energy left to make good things happen to themselves. So the effect is the same.
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>>24691662
When you die you won't be you. So at no point will you have died a lonely virgin.

Trust me, thinking like this opens up a world of opportunity.
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>>24691303
Of you could not be a pussy bitch and tell them off. And if Chad gets tough hit him hard. Heck hit him with a blunt object if you want. Just ignore Stacy that cunt
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>>24695162
>But people that are mean cunts eventually find out that they're bad people, and that's the punishment
No they won't, they'll just keep justifying their actions with whatever mental gymnastics they can come up with.

>People that let things slide have all their energy left to make good things happen to themselves
Or more likely, they get worn down from constantly being a doormat. Also
>implying good things happen as a result of energy being invested/suggesting that if good things don't happen, that you haven't put the effort in
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>>24691303
Do they usually pretend to be nice toward you?
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>>24692310
that's a sexual harassment suit on a silver platter, anyone with any experience at all of being a boss would know that

most likely didn't happen
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>>24691657
>>24692154
>Believing in any form of a just world fallacy
Karma is literally a just world fallacy made fancy by religion.
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>>24695375
>mental gymnastics
You mean how you will do anything and find any excuse but change? Well are you happy then since it's not a punishment? Admit you are tired of yourself.
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>>24695636
>You mean how you will do anything and find any excuse but change?
>Admit you are tired of yourself
But you have no evidence of either of these things, anon. You have no idea what I'm doing (or not doing) to improve my life, or how I feel about myself.
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This happened in Kon anon its like you're almost living an anime m8
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If this happens frequently why the hell haven't you recorded it? Just sue them, but don't fuck up on the recording. Keep recording everytime it happens. Make it so it's undeniable that they're hurting you
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>>24694798
Where did I say otherwise?
If anything, you are supporting what I said ya dip.
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go elliot rodgers mode anon
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>>24695886
Sue company for NEET bucks. Profit.

Hostile work environment.
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listen Op. stop giving a fuck, about everything.
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>>24692408
Normie infestation
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>>24695674
can you explain this? i have never watched anime.
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>>24691303
God I feel bad. Used to talk the same shit when I met the sister of my friend. She's absolutely gorgeous. Nevertheless, I stated things like "Wow Vince, there really haven't been enough good genes left for you eh? Hahahaha"
Fuck me.
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>>24693612
that show is just so pretentious. open window of 4chan behind a linux terminal. wow so edgy and "hacky".
Besides that I like the story tho
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>>24698996
Banter's better than shittalking them in another room where you assume they can't hear you
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>>24691863
The friendliest and nicest are the first and foremost to get stomped on.
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>>24699013
I guess accuracy is edgy now.
But yeah its fight club for nerds
edgy as fuck.
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