Its so easy tho, why arent you getting laid on tinder??
>>24690560
oh god, the alligator autist strikes again
>>24690560
>>24690560
> Live 5 minutes from NYC
> 90% of matches are from escorts/camgirls
> 5% of matches are from sheltered rich SJWs going to SUNY Purchase and NYU
> Other 5% are darkskin nignogs/grimey ass Filipinas
> Can't drive for a number of reasons
> Unable to get to them anyway
>>24690636
What do you look like? Also how good are the rich sheltered SJW's
its so easy, just take lipozeme, thats it
Because I don't want to give Zuckerberg access to my pictures and personal information.
>asking for their snapchat
Just cut past all that and ask if they wanna fuck. It's more effective.
Do they send nudes over snapchat?
>>24690958
>implying you have any info worth stealing
>>24690997
Its not tho, why are you lying to yourself, when you say lets fuck, 99% of all girls run , I get laid weekly because my methods are proven
>>24691024
>zuckerberg sees my loli folder
>calls the cops
>zuckerberg gets reward money
>>24690560
It's easy if you're good looking or have decent pictures of yourself
So this is what using tinder is like when you're attractive
>>24690560
she quoted a Lil Dicky song as her opener.
>>24691164
What the fuck kind of stage name is "Lil Dicky". I'm laughing so hard.
Because I don't care about sex enough to make small talk with vapid Stacys trying to impress them so that I can get my dick wet in them once or twice
I know I could do it if I tried, but for the life of me I just can't drag myself around pretending to give a shit about these people long enough to slip them the sausage knowing that it's all just going to end in conversation petering off after the first few bangs because that's just the way this type of shit ends
It's all so shallow and transparent, I don't know how you guys do it
>>24691148
If they swipe right then they find you attractice, so go for it
are you trying to make crocodile the new corn? because it's not working
I don't have a phone from this millennium. Can Tinder be emulated on PC?
>>24691268
It's working for me
It's got that "skeet skeet" vibe, the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNWm5HCRBCw feel
>>24691184
that's the point bjbjgcfkfj,g
>>24691051
>uploading loli pictures to facebook
>>24691024
>implying data mining doesn't make the world go round
>send me le snapchat
Is this what modern dating has devolved into?
>>24691199
get out chad
Got no swipes after 2 weeks and then i deleted it
>>24691298
wan-pan-mahn!
what am i doing wrong though?
>>24691445
>No, Rich is my name
Literally roastie, lel.
>>24691445
you were born with a dick
I AM THOUGH.
swiggity swooty...
>>24690560
HOLY SHIT OP YOU ARE A FUCKING GENIUS BECAUSE CONDOMS ARE 100% FULL-PROOF OF AVOID PREGNANCY AND STDS. ALSO I WILL LOVE TO BE ACCUSED OF A FALSE RAPE CHARGE AND HAVE MY WHOLE LIFE RUIN BECAUSE SHE REGRET IT OR BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T GET HER WAY OF GETTING A RELATIONSHIP OUT OF IT. SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL.
>>24691651
"Fool-proof" is what you were looking for.
>>24691651
>Guise the only reason i'm not getting laied liek chad is because i dont want a baibe or an std
How to get laid on tinder
1. be a good looking chad
2. send message (any message) to girls
3. be urself
>get tons of matches
>literally no one ever fucking responds to anything ever now
I hate this new update. People used to respond before they changed the format
I'm genuinely tempted to buy Tinder Plus to super like every girl in a 100 mile radius.
>>24692129
>calls her a slut
>youre like only the second decent guy ive talked to
and women wonder why noone respects them
>>24692129
WOW
it's like chads exist in an alternate universe
>>24692129
>good looking = decent guy
I-It's all about your personality guise. Just bee urself. xD
>>24691048
what do you do once you exchange snapchats?
I've never used snapchat for anything more than sending funny shit to my friends.
>tfw changing your location to places all over the world to see if you're just unappealing to Dallas girls
>tfw no matches across the globe
What a time we live in. You can find out within a day or two if you're attractive to anyone on earth.
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>>24692183
Confidence matters, mi familia.
>>24692271
>tinder users=everyone
>>24690843
What do you do once you have snapchat?
>>24692276
> be Chad
> wow you're funny and quirky lol xD sure wanna hang out at my hotel later?
> be anyone else
> I'm screenshotting this and calling the police
>>24692250
You don't send them anything. You post you doing fun things with friends to your story, they view it and ask to come.
Alternatively you can send flirty pics back and forth which escalate to nudes.
>>24692271
You're going for tinder sluts who have literally thousands of men at their fingertips asking them to fuck.
>>24691199
>Mexican
Build wall Pablo
haha yeeeeet
>>24692250
Send shirtless snap videos talking about when your gonna take them out, get them excited , take them out, eat food then fuck them
>>24692200
It's only natural after all. We have all these shitty computers and smarphones and nuclear bombs that could easily destroy the world but we're still dumb, instinctive animals deep down. Females are naturally attracted to males who would ensure the best possible children and the best possible life for them. This basically means you need 3 things:
1. Wealth to ensure your children will have an easy and secure life
2. Looks to ensure your children will be good looking as well
3. Confidence and self esteem, because if you're weak and depressed you won't be able to pass good values on your children
>>24692326
> You post you doing fun things with friends to your story
> no friends
> hate "going out"
guess I'm permafucked
>>24692382
Don't forget the "halo effect". If you're good looking people will naturally perceive you as being a better person overall. The halo effect is what matters most in these pathetic dating websites.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_effect
>>24692343
are you in Scotland?
It's talking so much will power to not hate women but my god
shame....baka
if you have "videogames" as a hobby might as well just type gambling addict or child rapist since it will cause the same response of "this guy's a fucking creep"
>>24690560
>Matching with grills on Tinder in the first place
>make chad profile on tinder
>only swipe right on hot college aged stacies
>25 matches in less than a day
>thinking confidence means anything when it's looks that dictate your success
deleted the profile and went back to masturbating
>>24690560
>I'm not one to toot my own horn but I'll fucking kill you
it doesn't even make sense
heheheh
Do you guys use your own face on Tinder or no? Never used it. Also is 27 too old to be using this to pick up sluts? Might give it a try this weekend. Will girls ignore me if I'm not handsome enough?
>>24692921
> Will girls ignore me if I'm not handsome enough?
Did you seriously just ask that question?
>>24692921
>Will girls ignore me if I'm not handsome enough?
No they'll be all over your dick asking you to fuck
>>24693005
>>24693079
Minding the sarcasm. Than how come you fucks on here can easily pick up girls on this?
>>24693150
Becausego back to reddit you tard
>>24693150
Because I'm an attractive black male lel. And that's saying something because minorities have a very hard time on tinder
>>24692294
Send them a picture of your duck
>>24691051
>>24691306
>living in a kek country where loli is banned
Just kill yourself tbqhwufam
>>24692343
It's important that you Charge ur phone familia
Why do people act like getting a number off of Tinder is some huge pick up accomplishment? It just means she is going to flake out by text instead.
>>24693150
> Than how come you fucks on here can easily pick up girls on this?
I wouldn't be here if I could, retardo.
This guy is MAH nigga familio
I didn't know /r9k/ was a Chad convention
GET OUT NORMIES
GET CHAD
GET OUT REDDIT
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
I would use tinder but I don't want people I know to see on there. That would be embarrassing. I've had girls who are friends tell me they have tinder just to see who is on there and to see how many guys "swipe" them or something. They all had boyfriends too.
>>24692343
god damn they seem like complete sluts lmao.
>>24693403
What a charmer. I bet he says that to all the girls.
>>24693403
was this the guy used for the pics provided in thread?
>>24693441
Does this upset you? :)
>>24693281
What the fuck is the point of that
>>24690560
I'm not white.
blackbloxx
>>24691191
he is right yu no
>>24693539
Not really, enjoy your fat man face roastie and bragging on /r9k/
Do you have to go out for dinner/drinks with them? Would you normally do that?
The whole thing just seems weird to me. "Wanna fuc?"... "yeah"... and then show up and start touching some nasty bitch you don't know just because she likes your facebook photos.
I never use my facebook have a 5 year old profile pic. No interesting pictures. I know im not hideous because i have been approached by girls
>>24693584
That's sex
>>24693403
Is this the pic op is using? Would explain the low quality of chicks
Alright will try this tommorow with my real face and not acting like a douce and treat these girls with respect and be nice. I'll post results tommorow.
>>24691199
>If they swipe right then they find you attractice
From my experience, most of the time they just swipe right to see if you did and won't reply regardless of what you say to them.
huh, neat
I can't into texting or tinder but at bars I do fine in person, kinda sucks in this digital age...
>>24693737
Its easy use the following memes, netflix, wine, chipotle, Beyonce, starbucks, whiskey, pizza . you see women are so fucking stupid and single dimensional you can lead them like sheep
>>24691630
how many times are you going to post this picture again?
A lot of people seem to be posting images of girls mockingly replying with no intentions of actually doing anything.
I hope the people posting the image can recognize this and aren't actually autistic.
>>24693861
Well he was asking for it. What am i supposed to do? Let a stranger think i dont get pussy?
>>24691298
What would Saitama do when it comes to women?
>>24693890
Do grills reply to this profile?
>>24692276
Is that Gru from Despicable Me?
>>24695124
He has too much important shit to do than be concerned about womens,
>>24691412
this isn't dating, this is prostitution but not regulated or paid for so its legal
>>24695124
something tells me he wouldn't be interested. that or he would be really awkward
>>24692511
why is west virginia like this? seems more promiscuous than any other state in the US.
>fellow australian who has friends and visited west VA a couple of years ago
So how do I get them to send nudes to a fake Chad profile?
>>24693890
Sorry that you feel that way, if you ever need help getting laid on tinder im here for you bro
When it was unlimited swipes years ago I fucked a couple of girls. I made a new one few months ago with better pics. I don't have one match and if I do get a match it's a spambot. This limited swiping ruins it for ugly guys
