>be me
>be failed normie
>save money while normie
>enough money to last 10+ years
>parents dont let me spend anything anyway
>tfw I will never work again, just listen to music, drink coffee and work out
Mad, wagekeks?
here's a list of facts about your life
>failed normie
>I emphasize again, FAILED
>lives with mother
>mother controls his finances
>will run out of money soon
So, no, I don't envy you at all
>10 years
And then what, you kill yourself?
>>24690802
mother does not control my finances, I had 40k invested at 10% interest rate, I am very careful with my money so it wont run out for AT LEAST 10 years. Hardly soon.
Stay mad, wage kek.
>>24690862
sounds like you are trying to convince yourself more than us OP, godspeed but make sure you keep a helium tank setup for when you wind up homeless
>>24690862
what did you invest in that gave you a 10% interest rate
>>24690850
NEET bux/part time wage kek
>>24690862
>acting like 10 years is the rest of his life
>>24690891
After ten years he commits suicide, obviously
>>24690883
Homeless LOL, my family owns a 200k house but ok. Also have other family members that own property and would let me stay there.
>>24690884
Funding Circle, lend money to businesses that need loans, all spread out across many businesses and that is my estimated rate, currently at 7% due to defaults but that's still more than enough.
>>24690891
obviously not, but it is a long time to not be a Jew slave, right?
>>24690919
nope, NEETbux/part time wagie
>>24690862
You do know that you cannot have a sustainable 10% real return, right?
>>24690974
whatever man, even if it doesn't stay 10% it will still be above inflation until I run out of money and get my NEETbux
>>24691003
>he thinks there will be neetbux once president Trump makes America great again
>>24690492
I approve of this. Fuck the wagekeks. 27 now. Haven't worked a day since I was 19 years old.
>>24690492
Is that all you're gonna do the next 10 years? Sounds pretty lame desu. Your brain is going to be mush from 10 years of shitposting, and when you have to go back to work you'll be wishing you hadn't pissed away all these years. But I guess you'll be comfy if your parents don't kill themselves when they see what you've become.
>>24691214
Enjoying life as a fat virgin living in the basement?
>>24690492
Thisis guaranteed to elicit mad responses from wagekeks.
if you spend some time as a wagekuck first, you can get the higher tier of american neetbux. the ones where you can legally collect them from within a 3rd world shithole if you want
