*BURRRRRRRRRRRRP* *FARTS* mm.
Hey wagekeks. NEET here. Just watching Netflix and enjoying my sandwich from Subway that was handmade just for ME by a qualified sandwich artist.
Hows your daily grind going wagekekies?
XD EPIC LOL
Ewww gross. We don't want to know about the contents of your diapers.
>>24690335
>*BURRRRRRRRRP* *FARTS* mm
Gets me every time.
>>24690394
NEETs obviously have the best sense of humour, wage keks are always too tired to make jokes
God I'd slave for free just so I don't become something like you
I recon there's two faggots who make these threads. One guy makes them quite well structured and timely while the other is lame and forced. This fag is the latter
>>24690421
>Saying I recon unironically
Think you're the faggot here senpai desu
>tfw the sandwich artists at your subway are all minimalists
>>24690335
>qualified sandwich artist.
wow you actually have good employees at your subway? all mine dont even know how to make the fucking sandwich. Ask for one of those oven roasted turkey ones they had on sale for November. and they didnt even know what meat went on it. I just turned around and left.
>>24690487
This one Warhol looking mother fucker at my subway keeps giving me soup no matter what I order.
>>24690487
>tfw the ones at my local subway are cubists
They make some fucking weird sandwiches
>>24690421
Reckon. Reckon is the word you're looking for. "Recon" is short for reconnaissance. Typical Wagekek. Not even enough time to learn basic English, but still tries to act superior.
>>24690405
Yeah, like calling the monkeys at Subway "qualified sandwich artists." Fuck outta here, those retards can't tell their asshole from a hole in the ground, kek.
>>24690588
nice blog buddy
>>24690644
That's what Subway calls them
>>24690644
That's their job title senpai
I wish I could get a hand-crafted and PERSONALIZED meal made with FRESH INGREDIENTS from a professional sandwich artist, but all the subways near me closed down.
>>24690771
Wtf senpai? That's surprising
>tfw ordered from my local subway so many times, the indian grils behind the counter know my order before I even say it
tuna or spicy italian, on honey oat, never toasted, with swiss, lettuce, spinach, cucumber, extra onion, pickles, mayo, mustard, oil and vinegar. also rarely ever get a drink, so they no longer ask
>>24690335
>enjoying my sandwich from Subway that was handmade just for ME by a qualified sandwich artist
FFS you fat retard, people with jobs can go to subway just as easily as you can.
>>24691018
thatsthejoke.jpg
desu desu
>>24690335
Why is the subway thing a thing now where'd that come from?
I really want some subway....I just don't wanna leave my computer and drive there.
At work right now. No complaints atm. Gettin money. Just doing the day to day. I don't miss being a NEET like I thought I would Tbh.
>>24691045
It was spammed enough until dumb retards just went along with it
subway is only acceptable when you are in the mood for nothing and just need food in your body
>>24691045
Subway shill
Gets 5 cents per post
jersey mike's is loads better than subway
>>24690335
>qualified sandwich artist
every fucking time
>>24691140
You must be an idiot who doesn't know what to get on a sandwich
>>24691045
it's probably some kind of marketing
I frequently went to Subway before it became a meme though, as it's cheap, very customizable (which I need as I have allergies), and just around the corner from my mum's house
>tfw just came home from a cold day and get to stick my dick into my girlfriends wet warm pussy
>>24690335
I'm off today, enjoying a freshly made honey turkey and provolone hoagie made by me cause I'm not lazy. How's it going? Still haven't learned to do things on your own yet?
>>24691151
That's their actual job title
>>24691209
your pillow doesn't count m8
>>24690335
Thisis a fact about the guy who always makes me lunch: he works best within the confines of the franchise, than as a solo sandwich artist, and I stress the word artist.
>>24691209
how dies it feel knowing that neetchad stuck it in her literally minutes before you did?
>>24691569
OOOOOOOOH SHIT.
GOT EM.
>>24691209
wagekucks actually have to get new and improved mommys because they dont have time to go to Subway and they dont have time to learn how to pleasure themselves proficiently. PATHETIC
The quality of these threads have gone down, i don't even know why
Maybe the OP Needs to put more banter on the first post
I'm actually concerned
>>24692781
>Caring about quality when wagekeks get triggered easily by shitposting frogs and tick tock.
>>24691569
>neetchad
Jesus christ senpai
I quit my job and just bought a $10 burger. I even emailed Carl's Jr cause they didn't get me a Call of Duty code. My god, this is my life.
>>24692936
Yes, but there could be more variable banter on the first post
Would make the triggering better
>>24693012
>I even emailed Carl's Jr cause they didn't get me a Call of Duty code.
That's the cringiest thing I've read all day. Did they email you back? Post screenshot
>>24693036
I just emailed them, it may take a while. The burger is tasty tho.
STOP SHITTING UP THE PLACE GOD DAMN IT
>>24690335
>Work in Subway
>Qualified sandwich artist
Mininum wage, mininum effort neetie :)
>>24693358
How does it feel to be a meme
>>24690335
>netflix
>not watch crunchyroll or funimation
reddit has taken over.
Subway is shit. Enjoy your shit sandwich made especially for you're shitty self by some shithead that probably doesn't give a shit about you.
>>24693483
>Crunchyroll
>>24693483
>paying for entertainment
Howdy Reddit.
>not eating chicken tendie sub from publix. oh you NEETs never learn anything.
>>24693658
>laughs because I pay for entertainment
>is on the internet
lemme guess you are using comcast too? a true kek you are. kill yourself
>>24690335
>not getting a sandwich from jersey mikes or a small local deli
>>24693690
Nice projections, and by nice I mean terrible.
Kill yourself reddit.
>>24693690
Electricity and water are entertainment too huh?
>>24693720
>I buy local
>>24694666
>I get Satan trips
If you are 1. a wagekek and 2. not allowed by your boss to spend at least 25 minutes each day in a Subway brand sandwich shop around 1pm, you should kill yourself
>>24691547
thispost is severely underrated
Fuck this shilling is working. Probably heading to subway after I get out of this doctors appointment. Fuck yall
>>24690335
ah well hello fellow NEET my grind is going great though just recently unlocked the Leo 1 at War Thunder playing Tank Vidya taught me some much about Ballistics and Tank related stuff.
Another great day
>>24690421
I think there was also a third that was made homeless by his parents for trying to fuck his sister, if I'm not mistaken.