You are locked in your bedroom for the next hour. You have really take a shit, but you have no access to a working toilet at the moment.
What do you do?
in the trash can or out the window
or just shit in your hand and chuck out the window if poops are hard
or poop jug
hold it in
>>24689676
Would collecting all liquids in a container and submerging it in it prevent the smell?
Poop in the trashcan.
>>24689676
i have always wanted a poop bucket anyway
Become a nihilism and imply shit is nothing.
Do you have any milk jugs handy?
Jokes on you, my bedroom has its own attached bath. Literally living in neet paradise here.
>>24689676
>You have really take a shit
Nigger detected
shit in some kind of sealable container, wait for whoever locked you in to let you out, open the container and use it to throw the shit in their face
Consult with an indian on the proper course of action. They specialise in toilet-free operations
Hold it in senpai sama
Jokes on you, my bedroom is the designated shit room house
>>24689676
First day on r9k I see.
Family having friends over OP?
I feel you man just wait it out or shit in some old paper sheets. wrap more around and later throw in trash or toilette.
>>24689676
Shit in my closet like normal
Can I fling a shit out the window?
I live outside so shit on the sidewalk like usual
>>24689965
>>24690072
lol
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>>24689676
I have the asshole sphincter of an Olympic god, I can hold it.
Training yourself to not shit anywhere except the comfort of your own porcelain throne has its benefits my friends.
>>24689676
I have a bathroom that can only be accessed through my room, so I'm good.
>>24689676
well, If you need to go to the bathroom, but do not have access to one or would not be able to make it in time, a diaper is the best option.
