"Everything's better with some wine in the belly"
>>24689107
he was fond of delicious foods
since he cannot get sex this was the only vice he could partake in
>>24689107
Truly a euphoric and enlightened sir
>everythings better with some semen in the uterus
>>24689107
"I wish there was something I could talk to my relatives about that would make them proud, but there was nothing interesting or impressive about my life to talk about"
>>24689107
"mountains of skulls and rivers of blood"
>>24689107
I think I might read the manifesto again, I read it almost immediately after the shooting and remember laughing throughout thee later parts
Don't really feel like going through the part about his childhood though, that wasn't funny at all just depressing
>>24689796
>Don't really feel like going through the part about his childhood though, that wasn't funny at all just depressing
But it's necessary if you want to properly enjoy the later segments.
>>24689815
That is my dilemma friend
my digestion would certainly disagree
>tfw booze killed my stomach and I'm missing another day of work
I will probably be fired over this, fuck
"The average [penis length] is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling."
>"How ironic my father, a man that is considered attractive by females would go on to raise a son that would struggle to get a girlfriend his whole life"
>"My grandmother is a professional cook and she made me favorite peanut butter cookies"
>>24689849
good, you will no longer be a wageslave and can focus on your youtube career full time
>>24689107
"Ow! My fucking hip....Oh god"
>>24689849
Shit 54m50n, have you considered switching to just weed for a few weeks?
>>24689908
lol what Youtube career?
I'm probably not making any more videos, and may well take down the ones I have
>>24689107
"How could an inferior, ugly black boy be able to get a white girl and not me? I am beautiful, and I am half white myself. I am descended from British aristocracy. He is descended from slaves. I deserve it more."
BASED
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>>24689936
I've tried, but usually can't go more than a day before I pick up the bottle again. I think I am physically addicted at this point
>>24689953
It's like watching atrainwreck
Is this what you wanted?
>"I wish he wasn't disturbed by my views on life, I wish I had a friend that would share my views on the world but he wasn't like that, he was a weakling"
If only his friend wasn't such a pussy they could have had double the firepower and Elliot maybe would have actually killed some chads/stacys instead of killing robots and pushing chads and stacys closer together through the near death experiences he caused.
I relate to his view but damn he really fucked up when he came to executing his 'retribution', he did nothing.
>>24689849
Jesus you are still alive? Go chug a few bottles of vodka
>>24689107
There's something about his manifesto that has me going back to it to this day.
I'm still convinced it's satire and none of those events ever took place because I can't believe someone like that actually existed. Someone who would go into their room and cry and yell because their roommate had a girl over. Someone that would go buy a super soaker and fill it with orange juice to spray a group of guys and chicks in the park.
I just can't believe it's real.
>>24689943
>descended from aristocracy
I remember when I made that up about myself in an attempt to seem cooler than I am, it failed horribly. also offended some gril I had a slight crush on who is actually descended from English aristocracy
It's lovely to have Elliot threads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lOhRhDrLZc
RIP
>>24689107
"Don't wait for things to happen, go out and MAKE them happen"
-Elliot Rodger
My $300 designer glasses!
>>24689972
sort of
>>24689988
I'd be puking it up long before I die of alcohol poisoning. right now, even one shot would probably make me hurl
>>24689107
"I confronted him in the kitchen on that same night, telling him that he is foolish to feel proud about having an ugly whore in his room"
>>24690035
r9k was at its best the month following the event. every other thread was elliot related, but after a while it just became normie infested.
the fact that some days r9k resembles soc is tragic
>>24690004
keep in mind that this is also someone who went out and shot at people, which makes all that other shit seem considerably less crazy
>>24690096
>r9k was at its best the month following the event
Truer words never spoken
>>24690096
r9k has always resembled soc. and honestly, I think it is kind of improving now, thanks to the robot. I do miss the trip culture though, it seems to be dead now and that's sad
>>24690204
Why, that's the one thing I'm glad to see is disappearing
>>24690204
>thinking the robot did anything
>ever
>missing the fucking cesspool of tripshits that infested this place
Nice
>>24690109
People shoot each other all the time.
People don't spray each other with orange juice all the time.
>>24689107
He was fucking hideous honestly. Some hapa boys look cute but he was not one of them.
>>24690303
It's not that outlandish, I've done similar things
Thrown eggs at people from my balcony, kicked strangers in the leg and ran away etc
>>24690303
yes, but usually for some rational purpose, not just lack of gf. someone who kills for that reason is obviously unbalanced enough to do minor things like spray people with orange juice or shout at his roommates
>>24690365
hell, I had recent shouting matches with housemates, though that was over the internet bills they weren't paying and not grils or anything
>>24689953
maybe a weaning is required?
You could move from spirits to mixed spirits, to beer, to pissy light beer.
>>24690004
what it it with normalfags "It didn't happen it was all in his head!" It happen.
>>24690009
where are your from?
>>24690498
I've tried that, still always end up binging then going back to my normal habits
>>24690554
sf bay area
>>24690835
how is it that some girl really was a descent from English aristocracy - greentext
>>24689107
i wonder if he was satisfied when he pulled the trigger one final time
>>24691165
her parents were from the UK and moved here for some reason. same with mine, except in my case they moved after having their kids
>>24689221
"BBC in the wife
Liasten to this maggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJwetVN5jhA
anyone else feel like he's not really dead? He just doesn't seem like he has it in him
>>24691271
Explains why you're such a degenerate you anglo faggot.
"People need to stop bullying, but not only that. People also need to start accepting everyone. People need to befriend those lonely shy individuals instead of shun them, to make them feel like they belong. Social classes are evil, and lead to tragedies such as this. Humanity needs to unite as equals."
>>24689107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4CressilIo
>3:21
>"oh check it out, there's me"
Always loved his delivery there.
>>24691423
Are you that autistic kraut from /pol/?
>>24692434
>In all my fabulousness, oh yeah
>Elliot Rodger
>>24692434
he talks like a fucking Bond villain giving a monologue
"Played college ball ya know."
>>24692434
>even the birds in the parking lot trees chirping in the background are getting laid more often than him
>>24692690
"Making one hell of a shooting Stacy, can't fret over every chad"
Meme status aside, Elliot's vlogs were quite good. They weren't scripted or overly edited/pre-planned. They were spontaneous video diaries, just like vlogs should be.
>>24690531
Normalfags cannot handle the horror and weirdness that is reality. If something doesn't fit their script they write it off as fake or "OMG I cant believe this happened XD!!11!"
MASS SHOOTING IN SAN BERNARDINO. ELLIOT RISES.
>>24689107
He just nicked that from Game Of Thrones
>>24692434
I'd never seen this before, Jesus fucking christ that was epic.
>mfw I'm not a supreme gentleman
>>24691423
you're just jelly because Anglos have ruled the world for centuries
>>24692434
I'd love to chill at a golf course with him, though I'd probably bring along some weed and maybe booze, not sure he'd approve
>>24693532
>maybe booze, not sure he'd approve
Fucking pleb, did you even read the quote in OPs post?
>>24690204
>trip is sad to see trip culture go
Okay, dear.
>>24692434
That ending was magnificent.
>>24693595
yeah, but idk if he was fond of drinking in public, and from what I hear he was sort of anti weed
>>24693685
I feel like he would have considered weed to be beneath him.
>>24693755
It is, stoners should face execution
"The sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister's vagina"
>>24689107
in picture format
>>24693755
sad. it would probably have helped him at least a bit
>>24695103
OC anon?
>>24692434
I wish somebody would make a webm/gif out of the bit where he winks at the camera when he is driving listening to music, hahaha that shit is so funny it had to be satire.
also the best elliot tribute video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY2Z0qhhgk4
>>24691760
>social classes are evil
>large parts of his manifesto are about how he is part of a higher up social class and therefore deserves girls
>>24692434
>Oh yeah, Elliot Rodger, heheheh, I am so awesome
Bumping to keep the Supreme Gentleman in our hearts and prayers. Never forget. He would've been right at home here
>>24698337
A supreme thread for a supreme gentleman
look how fabulous I look
Rogers just should have been himself.
>>24689107
That's Tyrion Lannister but yes that was a memorable one
a discerning gourmand indeed
>>24690004
GET OFF THIS BOARD YOU STUPID FUCKING NORMIE
>>24690095
Kek that was a great one
>>24690323
>Elliot
>hideous
Pick one m8
>>24690204
What? Trips needed to gtfo a long time ago.
>>24695103
Fuckin LOL. That's the most awkward quote ever. Why oh why did he have to say "belly"? God damn, it make him sound like such an autist.
>How could an ugly Asian attract the attention of a white girl, while a beautiful Eurasian like myself never had any attention from them? I thought with rage.
>>24693051
indeed, the videos themselves have a charm to them that sets them apart from a typical 'vlogger'
>>24690204
Trips burn in hell
>>24689107
"Race mixing was a mistake."
-"El Elite" Rodgers
>>24689983
Off yourself, scum.
>>24690096
>/r9k/ was at its best when people were sympathizing with a mass murderer
Please die.
