http://strawpoll.me/6158257
How many of you actually are robots and who here is just pretending?
am i a robot if i still try to not be a robot sometimes?
>>24687841
If you do so without success, then yeah
>Something inbetween, I don't fit into either group
Protip for you snowflakes: YOU ARE NORMIES
normie and proud
here to feel good about myself
what are the requirements for roboticism
>>24687883
21+yo KV NEET male with no friends or social life
Additional conditions may apply
>>24687857
still a robot then
>>24687912
KV?
There are no trees in this bullshit captcha. Those are scones. God damn it.
More Normies then Robots
GET THE FUCK OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24687981
>KV?
First day here?
>>24687862
it's a spectrum m8
>>24687994
I'm sightseeing, yes.
>>24687998
No it's a binary.
>>24688003
Then look but do not touch. You are corrupting this place and ruining the potential experiences of future sightseers
>>24687743
You forgot failed normie so I chose Something inbetween.
>>24687871
Do you have any idea how pathetic that sounds? That in order to feel good you choose to put others below you?
As for myself, I'm just me. I miss when /r9k/ was gentlemen, but of course now the term "gentlemen" is pretty butchered in today's society and has negative connotations associated with "nice guys" and what not. Eh, fuck other people. They're too stupid to consider that current human interpretation of is flawed and insufficient--not to say mine isn't. I just know how to admit that mine is.
>>24687743
ya got me
> actually big muscles
> gf
> was Varsity basketball
> Track and Cross Country Captain when was Freshman
> now in Uni
I'm just here to sightsee
>tfw no room for cyborgs on /r9k/.
>I don't fit into either group
>>24688172
I don't know what you're talking about this place is absolutely infested with normies
>25
>NEET
>Virgin
>Ugly AF
Am I robot yet?
What if the 99% of the people Ive met told me plain that I'm sort of ugly (acne, bad skin and hair) but managed to score with nine 6-7/10 girls, am not socially attractive and not good at holding conversations longer that 5 minutes?
>>24688247
can robots rape
>>24688302
No man, rape = forced sex + power, since robots don't have power in society they can't rape.
>>24688247
>b-but
not a fucking robot
>21
>no virgin (lost it to a prostitute)
>pretty /fit/ body
>manlet as fuck
>no social life (uni is a bitch)
>no friends
i don't even try t b h, i could lay some pussy but i'm socially awkward and boring af
Am I a robot if:
>virgin at 21
>never kissed a guy
>going to uni for stem
>awkward around males
>>24688367
>woman
normalfag
Almost everyone here is a normalfag.
If any girl has ever liked you the that proves your normalfaggotry.
>>24688377
but i'm not a normal one. I'm beyond awkward and have a shit personality. I'm super boring too
>>24688412
The robot stops me from telling you the same thing again so i'll just tell you to fuck off
>>24687743
>20y old khv
>depressed most of my life
>was a fat kid
>was a weirdo in HS
>hate myself
>got friends
>get female attention
>tall, smart, funny
I don't think I'm a robot. But I got a lot of robot problems and I'm not a normie as people still see me as weird.
>>24688367
No. You have a pussy pass you're just choosing not to use it.
>>24688172
Why do you think you're a cyborg?
Almost everyone who calls themself a cyborg is really just a normalfag.
Without a doubt I'm a normalfag. The only thing I really have in common with robots is the unemployment problem. I have friends, I don't think woman are evil, I'm not some "special snowflake" like everyone here thinks they are, and I understand personal hygiene.
>>24688367
Has any guy tried to flirt with you or something?
>>24688209
This. Robots are a minority
>>24687743
>There's no "Robot pretending to be a normie option".
Shit poll. 0/10 did not take.
>>24688477
>lol i took it up my anus and sucked a bunch of cocks but i'm not gay
>>24688477
A robot pretending to be a normie is still a robot, but a normie coming to this shithole to pretend to be a robot is slightly more autistic than other normies.
>>24688020
>>24687998
NO, you are both wrong.
"Normie" and "Robot" are both value ranges on a spectrum (the spectrum of "social success"). They are mutually exclusive, but they don't cover all values.
I'm a 22 KHV with acquaintances and some friends
What does that make me
>>24688543
if you need to ask you're a normie
>>24688453
I don't think most people here believe that they are special snowflakes. Knowing what a pathetic loser you are does not equal special snowflake. The fact that most people here relate to each other with the same type of problems directly refutes the special snowflake idea.
Poor guy man, it must really suck to be that ugly
>>24688509
Why did you post this?
>>24688521
A robot pretending to be a normie and a robot not pretending to be a normie are two very different things.
>>24687743
>when i get a gf i would have her be the girl and me be death
what did he mean by this? like in a sexual/roleplay context?
also
>that's kool
lel people still do this
I'm in my 30s, I'm no longer a robot but I was for many years before the phrase came to be.
I started to become a "normie" in my mid 20s after I finally got a girlfriend. But as time went on, getting a better job, being able to take care of my self... I still have this little thing in the back of my brain I can't let go of. Being so lonely and pathetic for so many years feels like scared me in a way I wont be able to let go of for a long time.
I come here not because I think I'm better then others, but that I know how it feels what many robots go though and it's hard to let go.
>>24688614
A true robot isnt charistmatic nor confident enough to pull that off. If they can then they are atleast an inbetweener
>>24687743
I'm pretty much a normie. Aside from mental illnesses.
>>24688543
Maybe a cyborg but i am against the term cyborg sice it's so abused by normalfags.
>>24687743
I'm a turbo NORMIE.
I am a burger who has a job and is a student at college. I started out robot but have transitioned now to cyborg. feels OK man.
I'm semi normie
>>24689461
Why do you say semi?
Are you kv?
>>24687743
I feel bad for this guy. Such an innocent fantasy, and it will never be realized.
Faker here.
>27 years old
>No girl talks to me or looks at me IRL
>I get ignored or I get called ugly or creepy on every single "rate me" thread I share my picture on.
That's pretty much it.
According to this chart I'm a Lost Soul (Magic Tier), do I still count as a robot ?
>>24687743
Any other pics of this guy? I'm......enamored.
>>24690989
>fucking 19
>was elite robot last year
How quickly can your life unravel?
>>24687743
So the majority here are Cyborgs?
>>24688525
This desu senpai famsky
>>24690989
>that feel when I scored 44
I honestly thought i was going to normie the shit out of this test. I-is my life a lie? How does one cope with being a robot anons?
>>24690989
scored 97 and I was being generously negative
>>24690989
scored a 16. most of the points are from things like "not addicted to drugs or alchohol" and "no current mental illness".
I guess I'm beyond help
>>24691462
AKA normie failures
>>24690989
went from robot to cyborg in the last few months. am i gonna make it lads?
I'm a robot pretending to be a normie.
>>24690989
60 - Cyborg
I did well in physical health and relationships but completely failed in mental health and did meh in achievements.
>>24690989
Scored 66, fuck, Im so close to normiedom
Can all you autist faggots just leave this board already?
>>24692437
You cant just post that picture without a link to the test
