>tfw humanity is the laughing stock of the universe
>tfw we got sectioned off into our own little autism zone
>tfw ayys periodically visit to check if we haven't fucked shit up somehow or to laugh at the dumb shit we do
>>24687344
aliens don't exist
>earth is a penal planet
>earth is basically a huge australia
This explains everything. I bet if there was some intergalactic school earth went to we would be shooting the place up in no time.
>>24687385
sure thing brohamstein
Earth doesn't exist.
Keep generating those dreams goy.
>>24687344
I've always thought that
I hope that one day we can surpass our autism and join other sentient life among the stars
>tfw ayys won't give us interstellar travel capabilities until we stop the the NEET autist of the universe
Honestly, I think this might be the only way I might be able to come to accept my own existence. T-thanks OP.
>implying we aren't the elder race
>tfw aliens cant perfectly clone us and technologically enslave us
>tfw they get close but fuck up every time because their inferior reptile brains
>tfw their strongest weapon is fear
I don't think they'll win
wait, do aliens laugh?
>>24688620
Their asses off, like all the time.
>Alien race is smarter and much more technologically advanced than us
>But our height and strength is far superior to their 3ft height and oversized heads.
>We kek their alien bitches and they force us to a penal colony in the milky way galaxy.
>Aliens mock us but secretly, their wives abduct us and fuck cos of our superior dicks.
>>24688745
>humans are the niggers of outerspace
where are the writefags at
this is a great premise for a story
>everyone expects aliens to be this super scientifically advanced race that will either destroy or save us
>it's more acceptable to believe in ghosts and aliens than in a higher being creating the universe
>ayy lmaos come and become best bros with us and rape and kill qts with us because they are equally autistic
which is why if they ever actually met us, they would probably try to wipe us out, and likely succeed
>>24689395
remember the 144k
>>24687385
How do you know?
Have you checked everywhere?
Reminder that we are the only intelligent species in outer space because if we weren't then we'd know that by now
>>24688855
the size of the universe is beyond comprehension, it is possible that there is life somewhere in the universe besides here. It would be extremely unlikely they would ever be close enough to us to communicate with us.
believing in ghosts is fucking stupid and normally goes hand in hand with believing in a god, which is equally fucking stupid but I don't openly judge people for it because I can understand why they would want to believe in a god
>>24689429
have you?
this has probably been posted before
>>24689478
Reminder that we are a grain of sand in a desert and our technology can barely make out the details of the next grain of sand.
You fags realize that if there was some other form of intelligent life out there, they would be completely incomprehensible to humans, right? They wouldn't look, behave, think etc in a predictable, understandable way because they'd be this bizarre, horrifying looking creature from outer space. They wouldn't look anything like little green men with big heads. Not only that, but how the hell would we even communicate with each other? We wouldn't be able to understand the other at all.
As a side note, if aliens did visit us, I doubt they'd come just to fuck shit up. What reason would they have? They'd be just as confused about us as we would be about them.
>>24688855
>its easier to believe in life in other planets in this limitless universe or creatures made of auras than in something with no explanation or logic that was written on a book 2k years ago with the purpose of slaving pesants
yes
>>24689569
FUCKING THIS
this is what i try to explain but normies can't conpherend
you're a enlightened guy, anon
>>24689616
I'm glad I'm not the only one, thanks anon
>>24689569
>>24689616
not necessarily tbqhfam, evolution might cause them to be fairly similar to us
>>24689675
>evolution might cause them to be fairly similar to us
>two different species that developed at different times, paces and places light years away from each other might end up "fairly similar"
here's your reply
>>24689616
Solaris.
>using light to "see"
>soundwaves to "hear"
>thinking all species in the universe follows this pattern of interaction with the world
gtfo normies. Not even all species on earth are like that.
>>24689735
for a species to become sophisticated enough to travel through space it's implied they'd won the evolutionary lottery. If we won the same lottery they'll probably look 'similar' to us as in they won't look like fucking light monsters
>>24689574
A book you clearly don't understand.
>>24689735
Not guy you're responding to, but this is perfectly validm just think of fish vs. whales, completely detached evolutionary tracks but developed very similar features. Some things just work well in life.
>>24689735
ayyy lmao
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convergent_evolution
>>24688777
>What is Warhammer 40k
>>24689569
How the fuck would you know, retard? How can you make a broad statement about "aliens" like there's one species? Do you know how unbelievably stupid you sound?
Jesus Christ
>you're not smart
>>24689836
Orks.
It's like you've never even 40k'd
>>24687344
Ha ha, those stupid Christians. I wish our advanced extraterrestrial star brothers would see that there are some of us who stand above such ignorant rabble and are their intellectual equals.
#ifuckinglovescience
#YesAllWomen
>>24689850
And yet you come across the same way.
>>24689770
>If we won the same lottery
>if
>>24689773
>comparing 2 things on the same planet, and habitat
if you cunts keep shitposting i swear i will use my trip
>>24689969
Edgy.
#edgelordforlife.reddit
>>24689994
Isn't there a fire you need to run towards?
>religion
>there are goims on 4chan they think theyr imaginary friend exist
>that think we need a heaven police to keep us in line
>>24689773
>>24689994
You're both wrong.
a) Vertebrates.
b) Structural and mechanical efficiency and success in vertebrate design in response to universal substances and geological shapes.
>>24690093
geometrical, dammit
>>24687344
what if we're the Terrence and Philip of the Universe?
>>24690093
>universal substances
>universal
>in a infinite universe
>where we haven't even explore all of our own fucking planet
holy shit i looks like /pol/ and /r9k/ changed users today
>>24687412
>penal
Earth has a penus??
>>24689569
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Story_of_Your_Life
it might interest you tbhfam
>>24690162
The universe isn't infinite you ding dong, and the universal forces basically the same.
In our 3 dimensional realm the elements are constant, and the compounds they form too.
If the aliums lived in some weird dimension with odd temperatures and pressures they might malform, but around our hundred billion galaxies they cannot be.
>>24687439
>the the
kill yourself tbqhfam
>>24690297
>actually thinking you know these things
>>24690506
.....what?
pick up a book moran
>>24690506
the universe is gonna expand and then snap senpai
>>24690521
>I know that the universe isn't infinite
>I know what aliens would look like
You're just pulling shit or of your ass.
OC here. Seems accurate?
>>24690552
ain't gonna mesure it but it seems breety good
>>24690543
Hey, round peg in round hole.
I'm almost 70% sure that's true.
>>24690552
fugg is life on earth really that old relative to the universe?
>>24690631
I mean I'm no expert when it comes to this kind of thing, but if the universe is finite that would make no sense. There would have to be something past it.
South Parkdid an episode about this.It was pretty good.
>>24690719
link plzz
>>24690653
Neither am I.
But those nutty physicists with their stupid measurements and math and evidence like to suggest crazy shit like space isn't limited to our primal understanding of 3 dimensions on a flat plane.
At any rate there are all those stupid particles and galaxies that appear to follow constant laws.
>>24690552
>>24690648
Oh fuck wait made a tiny error. I measured 12.7 instead of 13.7 billion years for the age of the universe.
Doesn't really change anything though, here I fixed it.
>>24690824
That's true. Understanding the universe (which is a broad term since it encompasses everything that we know of) and the way it behaves is beyond human comprehension IMO.
>>24690800
Don't like spoonfeeding but it's calledPinewood Derby
>>24690899
Well that's a given.
But we do have a fair compilation of tested truths about meatspace.
Once you know how the building blocks do, round peg usually goes into round hole.
>>24690961
ah i remember that one, its about ayy isolating us for being niggers, tought you where talking about something like >>24689569
>Space is big it takes along time to get to other galaxies
>aliens may be at a similar technological level to us meaning they couldn't travel to us
>advanced alien civilisation could have just gone the other way
>>24689358
>tfw you realize the Daleks are literally /r9k/: the species.
>>24691705
>lieking, or even know anything about doctor who
>>>/tumblr/
>>24687412
I'm under the same impression
