Better hurry up, wagekek. You'll be late at this rate.
>>24686881
Already a thread faggot
>>24686881
Shit my boss is gonna kill me
>>24686908
Tsk Tsk wagie
you aren't gonna get that big .50 can't promotion if you keep up that attitude.
>>24686881
Jesus Christ shut up already what is wrong with you failures
>>24687010
Now now Mr wagekek. It's not our fault that we choose to let you provide for our lives. Now cheer up and go make our neetbux so I can eat some tendies
>>24686985
>>24687025
>>24686881
Go back to Reddit you fucking poser, you're not the real NEET
0/10
>>24687010
K... seriously what is your problem
>>24687034
Awww is wagie so tired from his slavery that the only comeback he can come up with is the daily go to reddit meme
>>24687010
um wow. Really man?
>>24686881
B-b-better h-h-hurry up, w-w-wagekek, y-y-you'll be l-l-late a-a-at t-t-this r-r-rate.
I n-n-need m-m-my 300 b-b-big o-o-ones f-for the m-month.
>>24687010
Ree Original
>>24687070
You're comebacks just aren't that good tbhwy, I can tell by your responses that your not our real resident NEET because he's more original and entertaining than you
>unknown number calls me about 10 mins ago
>I was in the shower getting ready for work so I miss it
>check the voicemail when I get out
>my boss called to tell me I didn't have to come into work today because I'm already way ahead of schedule
Pays off to be a hard working wagekek right guys?
Not having a job is so fucking good.
>>24687116
There's more than just one neet on this board
>>24687156
But only one NEET overlord
>>24687116
That guy can come up with some good shit
>>24686881
I'm going to find you 1 day. I'm going to find you and beat the ever living shit out of you
Not because you are a NEET, but because EVERY fucking day you come on here and post this shitty, toxic thread that does nothing. Absolutely nothing. It's like that fucking banana on /b/. It serves no purpose other than to piss people off and yet you sit there with a shit eating, smug grin on your face as you chuckle how you did it again! You posted the exact same shitty, unoriginal thread over the exact same fucking point for the 100th day in a row now.
Facts don't make you stop.
Logic doesn't make you stop
Holding you to moral standards doesn't make you stop.
You're Iike a SJW or feminist who's completely sold in their ideas. Only you're sold on being an annoying faggot.
The only thing that you deserve is to get the ever living fuck beat out of you.
Fuck you, you dumb frog-poster
FUCK YOU SHIT HEAD
>>24687162
One NEET to rule them all
>>24687176
Response like this are what he is looking for m8. Maybe don't respond to the NEET threads and they will stop appearing
>>24687162
I think he said he got a job and will quit posting. I'm not sure if that was real though
>>24687176
lol u mad af, need a tissue?
>>24687176
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little wagekek thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" smug Pepe, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about normal humans with jobs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Frogposting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>24687250
wagekek detected
get back to work
I've got one that will really piss off wagies.
I have a multi-million dollar trust-fund, and I don't even live a lavish life. How devilish is that? I just pay rent in a cozy apartment and stay up to date with technology.
I'm about to go have breakfast at a restaurant and settle into a nice day of reading books, shitposting, and making music.
>>24687339
>literally devilish
>>24687339
Im more jelly of your memes desu
>>24687339
DEMONIC
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Truly a NEETlord living life as it should be
And now if you will excuse me I will leave to work on my music and art
>>24687339
Just a pity that being rich won't cure your autism/crippling social anxiety
there is literally nothing wrong with being neet.
>>24687433
Thisanonymous poster gets it.
what kind of a NEET is awake at 9 am
>>24687496
The ones in Europe friend
>>24687339
I inherited 300k from my uncle and I plan to live the rest of my life on it
When I quit my job and got a nice small apartment my parents they were baffled but I'm over here comfy as fuck paying a maximum 300$ for utilities, rent and everything. I don't even live in the ghetto.
I just do drugs, play games, write music, and shitpost all day, truly living the modern dream
>>24687078
>I n-n-need m-m-my 300 b-b-big o-o-ones f-for the m-month.
Disability is more than 300 a month, its more like 800 a month and public assistance with housing so basically no rent.
>>24687510
thanks for the quick reply friend
>>24687625
You are welcome my dear sweet friend
>>24687669
No problem my dearest sweet Annabell Lee
>>24687496
the kind that goes to bed at 11am or whenever they want because they don't have to wake up to be somewhere at 8am
>>24687149
This reminds me of when I give my dog a bone and tell him he's a good boy
>>24687339
Truly a beacon of NEET wisdom in a word of wagekek darkness.
>>24687176
M8 /r9k/ is yhe name and offending and pissing people off is the game
