Right, anon?
Joseph Smith was a pretty good conman desu.
because i-i can only date mormons
more like the book of moron amirite?
>>24686513
If we can do it regularly, sure why not?
No, fuck off slutbitch
Yes I will do anything for youwho has the greentext story? You know the one
ask a Mormon anything hereHelp me leave this website for good please ;_;
>>24686543
fuckin rekt son jfc biggest shit down of 2015it's 2015
>>24686513
>Not knowing about the 2:1 female to male ratio
>Not knowing about desperate Mormon girls desperate to get hitched with a Mormon husband (or they go to hell)
>Not converting in order to get your pick of Mormon QTs
>Not knowing about certain Mormons secretly practicing polygamy due to male shortages
>>24686570
Utah Jazz gonna blow it again this year aren't they?
>>24686584
shame i have some dignity
>>24686584
Robots could be the last males on earth and women would rather breed with gorillas
>>24686591
Idk I don't even live in Utah. I have no idea why I keep showing up to church every Sunday. Probably cause of the 2:1 ratio desu >>24686584
Sure. Let's practice it by taking off our magic underwear and do a little bit of "soaking".
Ok but first take your clothes off first. Space Jesus told me to tell you. :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6udew9axmdM
Seems like a fun time with all their spirit powers and shit.
>>24686513
Sorry, I'm not mentally disabled.
>These clowns came to me one day
>Told them I'm already getting visits from Jehova's witnesses
>Never heard from them again
>Told the witnesses about the Mormons and they laughed their asses off
