Sup, wagekek? How are you doing? Another day, another dollar.
Eeeeeeeyyyyyy l'm just waiting for the kids to prepare. Have fun playing vidya while l ensure a future for my family you loser
>l-l fucked my friend's fleshlight once
:^) come on faggot, nobody will miss you, why don't you try improving eh ?
Hit the gym, get a new haircut, get a job. Living with your mom won't be as cool once you're 35with no experience
>>24686351
Normie wagie here
Going to subway today for lunch
Getting a delicious nurtrious subway sandwich made especially for ME but a qualified subway blah blah blah
How do you feel about that you parasite?
>>24686351
Why are you waking up as early as a wakekek?
Sup, NEET.
I see you have already made 4 threads.
What a life.
Neetfags are so butthurt from life its hilarious.
>b b b but wagies get so mad
Yes they do darling neet, but winning on 4chan is not really winning, is it now Family?
>>24686408
> l ensure a future for my family
Do you want a fucking prize for sticking your dick in a girl and popping out one or two little shits? How the fuck is this something to be proud of? I understand having a managerial position at some Fortune 500 company, being the inventor of a revolutionary machine, starting your own company and knowing what real responsibility is about, but fucking having children? Wow, everyone must be such a fucking loser if they don't change diapers!
Kill yourself back to Reddit.
>>24686600
At least his genes will be passed on while yours will be stuck in some cheap flesh light
Kill yourself
>>24686600
So what have you done?
Where is your nobel?
Where is your fortune 500 company?
>>24686490
This shit is too funny
>>24686351
Thisis another day of work for some and another day of tendiebux and comfiness for others.
>>24686614
>muh genes
>muh 16 year old daughter who will fuck a nigger to spite me
>>24686408
>>24686490
>>24686558
>>24686561
>>24686614
>>24686630
this is what wage slavery does to people. it destroys their identity and turns them into unhappy, angry monsters. i really feel sorry for all of you, i wish you weren't dominated and controlled by superiors.
me? i was born rich so i don't have to do anything. i'll never have to work a day in my life and it feels great. imagine having no boss. imagine never having to wake up to go somewhere awful all day just so you can survive. i really wish you could all experience it and that one day capitalism will be over
>>24686745
Capitalism is the way forward you filthy commie.
If that day ever comes you will be sharing your communal hole in the wall with Tyrone and Muhammad.
Wagekeks are slaves that are glad of their chains.
>>24686745
Capitalism is the thing that have you all that money you ultra faggot
>>24686745
>not realising you also sound angry
Sounds comfy though, but you must feel worthless in yourself
>>24686614
What the hell is everyone's obsession with passing on their genes? None of us is the Tumblr special snowflake that will save the world.
>>24686630
I'm an academic researcher but I don't have the need to prove myself to Internet strangers on the daily /r9k/ wageslave thread because I'm not some retard who thinks having children is something that deserves the highest merit.
>>24686351
Chad here, bout to go to my sick sales job and flirt with chicks all day. You guys going to the bars friday night with me?!
>>24686351
I would give anything to find and fucking kill you
I hope you die so that I don't have to pay your neetbux anymore
>>24686600
Ouch, did l say something that hurt you ?
Reminds me of the fat tumblrinas crying over stupid shit on the internet, must be hard to be a keyboard warrior
>>24686630
>what have you done?
Last year I sent two PhD candidates to the USA to study the duty cycle of surgical instruments used orthopedic implant surgeries, and a nurse and a biologist to Canada to work for OHIP. This year I published a groundbreaking paper on needlestick injuries among non-medical personnel in hospitals, and a somewhat lesser important paper on the spread of HIV and hepatitis B by prostitutes. Next year I'm going to bring tropical disease researchers to Florida to find a bug that spreads a virus that causes microencephalopathy in infants (and other tropical diseases that are moving out of the tropics due to global warming).
What have you done, wagekek? Clean your boss's cock? Move papers from one side of your desk to the other? Kill yourself today. You're a parasite.
>>24686823
It's my pleasure to pay taxes to support people who are so depressed or mentally ill or whatever that they can't work. Every dollar that goes to one of these NEET kids is a dollar not getting spent bombing sand. I want their goddam NEET bucks doubled, and I want increased services in their communities so they can maximize their potential.
>>24687020
They're a burden on society that should be dealt with
>>24686351
>neet
>spends all time fapping or shitposting on 4chan
Living the life, huh? :D
>>24686745
Bragposters are basically normalfags
Neets are homosexual loo
It's so obvious
>>24687259
>loo
>>>/india/
>>24686614
WWWWWWEEEEEEWWWWWWW LADDY WEWEWEW
>WEW
WEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
LAD
>>24686351
1 NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
2 NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
3 NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
4 NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>literally every wagekek in this thread
Just having my first coffee of the day at 2pm. Walk my dog later, then chill out all day and work out tonight.
Must suck to be a wagekuck and have literally no free time lmao
>>24686408
>Have fun while I waste my life on other people ;)
Sure go me there
>>24686351
love it actually.
going on unemployment was the best thing i could ever do. welfare after this runs out.
>>24688115
>literally every NEET in this thread
i have a wagekek interview today, my palms are sweaty. im gonna fuck this up like the previous 5 bc of anxiety
The neet life is appealing
True freedom and all that
By why do neets like traps and penis so much?
I'm not trolling here or anything am just curious (not bi curious though)
Please don't hurl abuse at me calling me mad or a wagie
>>24686351
Taking a vacation day OP.
Getting paid 300 dollars to sit around and masturbate.
The best thing is that because it's Christmas, I get 9 of these days this month. 2700 dollars to do whatever I like, and when I'm bored, I'll go back to work and earn another 4000.
But have fun living with mommy on 400 a month neetbux.
>>24688350
Is it just me, or did everybody hear all the NEETs getting triggered at once?
Face it, NEETs. Your parents only let you live with them because you are their blood and they would be blamed for leaving you. You are nothing but a burden for them.
In a month or two I'll have to start looking for a job because I'm running out of money
I enjoyed my neetdom so far.
>>24686745
I hope Capitalism does end so your money gets taken and "redistributed." Then you can live a shitty life and die young.
>>24688560
And someday they will die and mommy won't be around to bring you tendies while you sit in your room.
>>24688560
If you are unintelligent enough to still care about jew points then I can see how you would be tricked into becoming a wagekuck
Let me guess: you prefer to pay 70 dollars for steak and lobster than eat a delicious hand-crafted personalized 5 dollar footlong made by a genuine certified sandwich artist.
sad
>>24688770
When did this association with Subway begin?
Subway barely tastes good, and that is when the vegetables are indeed fresh, which is mostly not the case.
>>24688909
I didn't even mention Subway. You're the one that brought up Subway
>>24689059
Fuckin kekk
Got em
10 minute lunch break. 8 minutes for eating. 2 minutes for 4chan. horray
>>24690127
>8 minutes for eating
>not munching a salami sandwich while shiposting
Enjoying a cold one at the bar after a hard day's work. Neets will never know this feel.
>>24690432
>you'll never know the feeling of rubbing a soothing ointment on your skin after you're splashed with battery acid.
I just got furloughed from workagain.
Feels fine. I get to collect $70 a day in unemployment, still have a week of paid vacation coming my way in two weeks, and I get to be off for Christmas.
Unlike you faggot NEETs I get to actually enjoy my time off instead of eating hot pockets in my mother's basement. I think I'll take a trip to the west coast, in fact.
I enjoy the neet lifestyle for a few days, but it soon gets boring. Most neets have zero social life, not enough money to buy new stuff, are virgins and are never going to experience anything of significance.
>>24690761
rooooooooooooooooooooooooooo waaaaaaaaaaaah
at least you dont have to work
>>24686351
>decided to not go to work today
>used one of my sick days since they expire at the end of the year and I still have 6 left
>slept in and got paid today
guess I'll sit around and play video games all day :-)
>>24691336
NEETs have 365 sick days. :^)
Why is this thread made daily?
It's not like anyone who works is gonna see this shit anyway.
>>24691350
Guess that's true, and if that makes you happy then that's fine. I've been unemployed for months on end before, and for me personally-- I start to feel really bored. different strokes/folks
>>24691429
i know right. how do you know what to do unless your boss gives you detailed instructions and commands.
you were never a true neet. you were just a temporarily unemployeed failed wagekuck.
>>24686351
Another day another... NICKEL!
>ITT: NEETfags literally have nothing for defence apart from pety stereotype insults
I hope you all crack under the forced self-delusion and denial you impose on your pathetic selves each living day. Living under all that stress with no motivation for productivity much be extremely painful for a human being to bare...
Shitposting as a coping mechanism isn't going to keep your troubles at bay forever... :^)
>>24692820
>said the shitposting wagekuk
Tee hee :^)
Wow people with jobs get really mad at this
Top fuckin kek
>>24693024
i don't understand, can't wagekuks and neets just get along
>>24692820
>generalizer complaining about generalizations.
We're only using terms to define you. You're claiming to somehow know the intricacies of our lives and minds.
-if your boss saw you being this dumb you would be fired in less than 12 seconds
>>24692420
>how do you know what to do unless your boss gives you detailed instructions and commands.
I know you're trying to troll me but my boss is actually really terrible with his management style. I talk to him about once a week and he's really socially awkward and shy, so he just kind of lets me do my thing. I do data management so my workflow is
get files
process files
update files on server
kind of run automatically, no one really tells me what to do
>>24693371
Just because your workflow is monotonous and unchanging doesnt mean it didn't come from upstairs. Unless you're claiming to have thought it up yourself...
Wageslut
>>24693413
I don't claim I thought it up myself, but I don't really care. I gotta pay the bills to live in an apartment and buy cool shit, worse jobs to have than one where I effectively don't have a boss and no one bugs me for anything.
>wageslut
Guess I am. At least I'm not a welfare nigger ;)
>>24693470
>didn't think it up
Then you're following instructions
Nope, You're not a house nigger; you're a field Niger. Objectively worse
Enjoy your jew tokens. See you when you're 65
>>24686351
What do you non wagekeks live on?
>>24686995
>global warming
Kek.
>>24694449
they get like 700 a month of disability or live with their parents.
>>24693594
If you cut yourself off from society you are untouchable, not part of the game. Surviving as a NEET is child's play.
>>24694614
>neets rag on people with jobs for having to answer to people
>implying neets don't have their moms constantly bitching at them
kek
>>24694689
you talkin off the grid? rabbit farm and rain water collection? lay it on us
>>24690127
You forgot the 1 minute of clapping.
>>24694614
try $1590 per month plus 284 dollars in food stamps and free healthcare
>>24686351
just lost my job
soon to be homeless why is it I work like a dog all my life and not get a penny in support and wankers who waste there lives at uni get hand outs?
>>24695276
>why is it I work like a dog all my life and not get a penny in support and wankers who waste there lives at uni get hand outs?
>implying higher education is a guaranteed degree
If you're skilled in a trade then you're much better off than a college graduate with a degree. That said, if you just went straight from highschool to working a McJob then you're fucked, sorry bro, should've tried harder to get a good job
>>24695321
thats just it I was in a skilled job hell I was in a shit job before that job
>>24695218
how did you get so much neetbux, are you not in america?
>become neet
>neet agency insists you put your cv on their site
>some recruiter sees it and invites me to an interview
>basically have to go or risk getting less money
Let me be NEET in peace. I'm a piece of shit and you don't want me anyway.
>>24694614
i get 1800 every 2 weeks wagekek eat shit
>>24695619
Just go and say you were fired from your last job for fudging the time sheets. Confirmed you wont be hired
>>24695490
Im australian. I get $250 a week plus $1500 a month, so thats like $2,500 a month all up. Plus concession cards and stuff. Basically im eternally enrolled at uni, i renew my enrollment every three years for like $100 and that allows me to claim student allowance. I plan to move onto disability as well and finally move out my parents house
I go to work so I can earn minimum wage standing on some fucking spot at a counter doing fuck all feeling inferior to my colleagues because I'm incompetant/new and they're all happy normalfags with easygoing lives. Got bad enough once I nearly cried infront of them. I was born to pay tax, buy stupid shit that won't make me happy and die an unfulfilled KHV.
Money will give you bliss, but not happiness.
>>24696193
>almost cried in front of them
damn what over?
>>24695362
You'll bounce back. Keep applying, don't be afraid to move for a job prospect. If you have the skill for a trade you'll be fine. Shit happens, keep plugging away
>>24696193
you're ruining the thread. i'm feeling bad for you in a non-smug way. it gets better sometimes.
>>24694554
>Fox News
Kek.
>>24696162
what about your hex debt? how big is it now?
>am also australian
>>24691336
>sick days
What a stupid concept, so what happens if you get sick and you're out of sick days?
>>24696067
This, or any number of other things.
If by some miracle they hire you go sleep in the back all day until you get fired.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
SOME OF US DON'T HAVE A CHOICE YOU KNOW
I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO BE NEET AGAIN
SOMEONE FUCKING KILL ME AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY
>>24693594
this image should have this filename
>MLKEK
>>24697740
kek someone screencap this for future threads
>>24686351
I'm going to find you 1 day. I'm going to find you and beat the ever living shit out of you
Not because you are a NEET, but because EVERY fucking day you come on here and post this shitty, toxic thread that does nothing. Absolutely nothing. It's like that fucking banana on /b/. It serves no purpose other than to piss people off and yet you sit there with a shit eating, smug grin on your face as you chuckle how you did it again! You posted the exact same shitty, unoriginal thread over the exact same fucking point for the 100th day in a row now.
Facts don't make you stop.
Logic doesn't make you stop
Holding you to moral standards doesn't make you stop.
You're like a SJW or feminist who's completely sold in their ideas. Only you're sold on being an annoying faggot.
The only thing that you deserve is to get the ever living fuck beat out of you.
Fuck you, you dumb frog poster
>>24686351
Fuck that, I'll just kill myself at the age of 18
>>24693049
>tfw wagekek and neet master race
I like working, unlike most robots I want to have a social life. Being a loser wasn't fun for me. Getting a job saved that. But being a NEET also has its benefits, I understand how people enjoy it.
>>24697955
Mods mods mods plz help
today was good
>started at 6am
>showed up late because boss shows up late to unlock the door
>The most I did today was fix some metals samples in epoxy, polish and look at them under a microscope to grade
>so maybe 45 minutes of work
>co-worker showed off a vintage porn mag he found in his attic from a previous owner
>1st edition
>go home at 2:30
>work out
>drunk now
There are wagekeks who literally just got off work when I just woke up an hour ago.
Currently enjoying a Subway sandwich handmade for ME by a certified sandwich artist.
>recently lost my laboring job because of a old injury that keeps coming back.
>really needed my job to live normally
>doctor's say I can't return to that type of work anymore.
>have no family I can move back in with
>on welfare now
>covers my rent, bills with 30 dollars a week left over for food and nothing else
>fml
I'm hoping to find a lite retail job where they can provide me with training because I have no other experience. But I'm not finding many place are offering this.
I'm thinking living in a tent at a local powered camping ground. They have showers,bathrooms for free and it will only be 10% of what I'm paying now for my apartment.
>>24698032
This x1000. The NEET lifestyle is just so...depressing to me. Being a NEET would seriously hurt not only my health but my sanity. I want some friends to talk too. No not you guys, you guys are gay. Also, I truly do want to marry one day, and unless I find a girl down the NEET lifestyle (most likely some fat mouthbreather that smells like bacon and farts) that won't happen.
>tfw 25 and mother is getting noticeably more and more disappointed in your NEETdom to the point of vocal frustration
How the fuck do people in America get neetbux if you're not disabled? Serious question. My mom can have the money for rent, I don't care.
Another day, another disappointment
>>24697883
>The impotent cry of the wagekek
Hauntingly beautiful...
>>24697883
It also makes me feel good knowing that I could. I know this cunt is a physical pussy.
>>24697883
screencap this one too
>>24698468
We both know that will never happen wagekek
Am I a wagekek if I'm self employed?
>>24698468
so mad
abloo bloo
>tfw every day have to wake up at 5:30 and go to work where i am payed fuck all, constantly taunted and bullied by co workers, cant even pay rent and no other jobs took me in
>tfw want to die every day
be thankful for your neetdom, neets
>>24698569
>Lying on the internet
>Anonymously
>>24698589
also to fellow wageslaves, listen to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuYOdIOADw4
always makes me happier
>>24698627
haha, neato. thanks, anon.
>>24698734
your welcome :)
og post
You NEETs need to get into online freelancing work. I never have to leave my apartment and I can make all the money I need for my various bullshit. It's all the wagekek benefits with none of the toil.
>>24698922
how do I into that?
>>24686408
Literally something niggers can do just as well as you. Having kids isn't an achievement.
>>24686351
What the fuck is up with this board and wagekek threads?
>>24686408
>>24686408
fucking wagies lmfao
derpderpderpderp
ticketydickity tock
bedtime is on the clock
>>24686351
>Another day, another dollar.
More like another day, another 200 dollars, unless I'm working OT, at which point, its "another day, another 300 dollars."
so neets, with all your wisdom and knowledge which house should I get once I get my promotion next week.
>http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-search/Waukesha_WI/type-single-family-home,multi-family-home/sby-1
sadly I didn't see any "concerned mother's basement" option
>not having a part time job so you can earn money AND have time for a hand-crafted artisan Subway sandwich
>>24691336
I accumulate paid time off. I took the the day off and also got paid. I also have 3 normal days off after today so 4 day weekend for me.
>>24699609
skim this thread and look at the reactions. These threads always make some anons irrationally pissed and its fucking gold. I imagine they must earn minimum wage.
I'm working now, but I've had years long bouts of neetdom. Having been on both sides makes reading these threads interesting.
