>ITT Nicknames normies gave you in HSWTF basis did they find for Papa Roach, makes no FUCKING sense
>>24685227
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
they were calling you an emo edgelord, OP
I still get called "Captain", which makes me smile
"ACDC guy"
I wore an old jacket given to me for one day and this nickname stuck with a couple people from Junior year til Graduation.
I don't understand it.
nose
just 'nose'
Psycho.
Not even edge.
I don't even know what I did to earn it.
>specs
Really creative.
casper
I'm sickly pale white
>>24685251
>I still get called "Captain", which makes me smile
literally end yourself
My name in highschool was Mustache guy
When I was 10 a bunch of 12/13 year olds called me hubba bubba for some reason
Every time they saw me they yelled "Hey its Hubba Bubba!"
I'm not sure why. They were mostly nice to me though.
My name was Tiny. It still is.
>>24685276
>cute new phone case
>#resistcapitalism
>>24685227
I went to 4 high schools.
>underdog
>skater dude
>druggie kid
>stoner
>skater dude again
>Kellogg crunch
>high guy
Today at work my coworkers laugh at how I seem high. Everyone everywhere always makes this comment that I look "sleepy" or "high" even random strangers frequently ask me if I'm on drugs. It's really fucking annoying, but I just laugh it off.
>chunky
I wasnt even fat
>>24685315
I think she was being a master trolle. Then again, who fucking knows? She might actually be that stupid.
>>24685315
I don't get it
Are phone cases capitalist?
>>24685333
stupid chicks put out man
"Birdman", because I had a jacket that had down lining that occasionally had the feathers poke out.
Other than that, they just called me by my last name, "Kramer"
>>24685339
iphones could easily be the symbol of capitalism. They're even made using suicidal meth-fueled slave labor.
Shadesman. I wore sunglasses to my country school where the sun was always blinding. When I moved to the city, I kept wearing them out of habit even though the days were grey and dull, and then the nickname stuck.
>>24685315
it's not even an iphone case, it's a bit of paper
it's a joke
Slutterina
>>24685227
>tfw I was legit called Eric Harris
OP, maybe you always tour your heart open?
I was raped so my nick name was bum-boy
Juicy, because I weight lifted a lot and looked swole. Guess I was a failed normie
>>24685227
Ma Deuce, after the nickname for the M2 machine gun.
Big, reliable and older than everybody else.
At my old retail job I got "Huebert"
My name is Matthew and they wanted to know if I go by matthew or matt and I said I don't care. So one bright individual started calling me hue. Which soon became huey and then to huebert.
My nickname was literally just them calling me by another normie name "Phillip" no real reasoning or anything some guy called me it and it stuck
Walker. It's not my name, I was called it because one day I missed the bus and had to walk to school. It happened to other people too, but only I was ever called walker. Sometimes instead of walker I was called crisps, or simply wanker.
>big nose
>nose bear
I hated it so much it was always that one younger kid who would run away all the time.
>Jerome
Well, my name is Yanis, but since I'm bi-racial I found it funny to tell people my name was Jerome just to see their reaction. (I told them it was a joke afterwards tho)
>Mister Ubuntu
Well... I was kind of obsessed with it when I was in HS.
>>24685460
I will murder you when you sleep
Mine was The German, I don't even have any connection to Germany
Fucking normies
Carrot, turk. Hated both.
>>24685466
B-but why ? (Not that I don't like the idea)
>>24685351
Hi Sam.
>Fatty
>Chodemeister
>Coconut Head
>>24685479
Swing and a miss, sorry dude.
>huck
>big guy
>footlong
>finch
and my favorite
>Legend
Not even kidding.
>J.P.
It stood for Jurassic Park. I was playing basketball with a bunch of Chads and Jamals and I "roared" (it was more like a yell) at them when I went up for the ball.
Faggot
It was very original just like this post
Casper because I was very pale like a ghost
>>24685482
>>Coconut Head
sorry anon but i laughed
>Stan
>Matthew
>Dr Pepper
>Swine Flu
>Astro
>Stanus
>Box
>Coolio
>Failed Abortion Baby
>Harry Potter
>Harry Porker
>Steve
>Excalibur
>Anus
>Bootylicious
Faggot
Egg
These two black guys in my 7th grade English class started calling me "crab man" after one of them saw me scratching my balls one day.
This evolved into "crab father" after II started letting them copy my homework.
>>24685300
my nigguh
>>24685501
>>24685351
Brandon?
I know a guy who is called Kramer by everyone including his bros. Turns out his first name is Brandon.
>>24685563
Nah, it's never been a thing I was okay with and the people who did it were only high school acquaintances so it hasn't been a thing for years now.
I guess it's just a thing for dudes with the last name Kramer.
-spermy
-undeveloped sperm cell
mainly cause of my pale skin.
kind of want to die tbqh
'Gay dragon'
>>24685658
Are you serious? How?
>>24685658
Dunno if badass or funny.
>>24685319
Are you actually high?
>>24685490
Why legend? What did you do?
>>24685227
>Orc because I was a greasy ugly edgelord, also it was my online games nickname for a while
>Jesus because I had long hair
>having nicknames in high school
damn you normies, nobody even knew i existed
Non-Masturbation Man.
Some normies were talking about masturbation and I chimed in and said I didn't masturbate.
I thought it was pretty hilarious.
One of my friends liked to call me Yeti or Sasquatch. Some people would call me Wolverine. Guess why. I am fine with all of that as well since they are all beastly.
>>24685442
dunno why i laughed at this
The normies I work with call me boss or augey
I don't know why
>>24685736
Hairy dude ?
>Bullet.
There was a rumor around school I shoved a bullet up my ass.
>>24685513
gota love that range. From pure hate to a normal name to a cool name to Anus to a compliment
>>24685766
Pretty much. Sometimes I feel something on my arm and I see a bug trying to free itself while tangled in my arm hair.
Milhouse
It didn't help that I looked just like him. Plus, it's really similar to my surname.
>>24685784
At least you don't get cold during winter.
>>24685482
>coconu head
Did you have that certain autistic haircut?
>>24685227
>tfw my nickname was Hittles
>>24685227
>Spongebob Squarehead
On account of my weird shaped skull
Heartbreak Kid.
One day a normie disrespected me so I had to give him some sweet chin music, rest is history.
They called me juicy because I have a fat ass.
They called me goon or gooner.
Some called me cooter.
For a while I thought thought sideburns were cool and I got "chops o'houlihan" or "chops"
faggot
perv
gayboy
creep
all not very original
Hammer, Robot, shewska, tippy canoe, beans, pisspot, Gaston.
School was a weird time and my aspergers didn't help
>RussiaBigBoy
People called me after a Chinese dude saw my cock in the school showers. I never saw it as a compliment because my cock is relatively small when compared with those of white people.
> Hitler
> Nazi
I'm 1/4 German.
>>24686128
Ayyyyyy lmao, snap
I got faggot and my surname too.
After school they started calling me Spanish because I have the hair of a spaniel
A variation of my last name with the word "Fat" replacing the first syllable. Wound up losing all the weight because I got tired of it, still got called it regardless though.
>>24685227
your weakness was, you cared too much?
Weasel. Apparently after a cartoon or something.
>>24686146
Secondary school.
So very creative, huh
>>24685227
Einstein
>>24686224
And I was privately educated, you'd have thought they could be a little more intelligent about it
>Barbell
>Mendeleev
I was ok with them.
>>24686210
From I am Weasel?
Jamo
Because my name is Jamie
It wasn't very complicated
>Luke the Duke by the jewish girl who spanked me during PE one time
>Look-Ass by the niggers in 8th grade
>Luggi Nuggi by my female friends
>The King
>Krabaten, because a guy thought I had a big dick
Those are the big ones, I don't think anyone has every really called me by my real name
>>24685227
>Psycho
>Killa
Kalashnikov and Tank
Kalashnikov was because my last name is similar and also Russian, and Tank was from when I snapped a boat oar in half just by paddling very hard on a school trip.
I was probably a loser at school but I got some nice nicknames and people seemed to respect me. I still didn't make any friends.
White chinky.
>>24686336
wtf this quote
The Human Calculator
>tfw math is the only thing I've ever been overly good in
>tfw used to crush normies all day with tests and those games we played in elementary school
>beanershnitzel
I'm half German half Mexican.
>ginger bitch
>Nigger
iin germany btw
>>24685227
I never got a nickname from my classmates, just from the adults at the two schools I went to.
I was first called "Icecream" because when I was a kid, like 10 or something, the faggot at the cafeteria gave me a broken, dripping cone, and I threw a tantrum since I was a crybaby.
At least I learned my lesson.
When I turned 15 at the other school, it ranged from "bomberman" to "jihadi" because I revealed my powerlevel and told them about my interest for guns and explodey shit.
And then came "Nautica", because I never took my thick Nautica jacket off, even during 35C hot days.
That's about it, they probably thought I was the next school shooter as well.
>Serial killer
Stacy called me this in middleschool.
I was spinning a pair of scissors on my desk.
Guess that was somehow "creepy"
>Oreo
I'm half black
>Greaser
I'm half Italian, and when I brush my hair back it's an insta-pompadour
>Jewfro
When I don't it poofs out.
Middleschool was hell.
I didn't have a nickname in HS, but I had one in Middle School.
Skelly
Glad that's over
Peppa Pig
>>24686563
That is fucking excellent.
toad
I've always been toad face
> Nazi Boy
> Nazi
> White power
> White Chocolate
> Lil Hitler
> Adolf
We went over Hitler youth in middle school and everyone said I match the description. Back then I hated it, cpme high school I found 4chan and pol and loved it, turns out if you don't care or love what people call you they stop calling you it.
I wasn't invited to any bartmizfas tho
>>24685227
" paki " I grew up in Ireland and had sallow skin.
That or "jamjars" because my name is James.
School was shit Tbh senpai
The Chef
The Roastmaster
Blazer
Smoky
Shakespeare
Snake
>>24686980
> white chocolate
Story?
"Headphones"
i actually never wore headphones in HS but my long wavy hair formed some kind of headphone-shape around my ears lel
"Jogging suit" because I made the mistake of wearing a jogging suit ONE TIME
>>24687026
What the actual fuck is a jogging suit?
>>24686981
Paki get out.
>>24685547
>tfw they called my "Milky"
JUST
I never really had a nickname in school. A couple friends would call me Jake, but most people didn't even know I existed cause of how quiet I am.
>>24686563
Fucking shit, fuck
During Middle School I was called "Yo" because I had a fucking verbal tic and couldn't stop saying "yo" or "ayio" before things.
During high school I used to draw one-page-long comicstrips and a few of them featured talking cockroaches, and thus I became "Roach-boy" forever.
I liked it.
>>24687040
I'm Irish, pls no bully :'(
>bitchtits
>faggot
>that weird kid
>>24685227
Fat, Jesus, tuna, and Mr. Computer
kek
>implying people cared enough about me to give me nicknames
Corpse Bride.
Now that I think about it, it's pretty accurate.
>>24687111
Oh yeah I forgot.
>Ghosty
Because I'm pale as fuck and never talked to anyone.
Better than faggot I guess
>>24687085
https://youtu.be/35ceHD1u388?t=23s
>>24686373
>The King
Me too my nigger
>>24685367
but its a fucking iphone
this is very confusing
"God."
not even kidding. We'll, the word that translates into God in my native language.
They called me "hey faggot"
Tomatoface
Because I blush so easly.
>>24687631
is your name Jesus?
Potato
Harris
Weird kid
My last name
Faggot
Well,
They called me Mr. Glass...
Double DI didn't have tits and didn't look like an Ed, Edd, n Eddy character so I don't get this one
Faggot
Cunt
>>24686388
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Zach-Attach because I used to do martial arts
>wow anon I'm sure you're going to grow up to be a rapist or something
>>24687937
attack* fuck, i can't type
Tar Face or Tardvis
My literal nickname was bbc. Im the complete opposite of tyrone but everyone would yell BBC as i walked by. Ruined my chances w grils too bc they were scared of my dick
>>24685276
>resist capitalism
>buys an iphone
This better be a troll
>Serial Killer Boy
>>24685227
>Shorty
Actual a cool name.
>>24685227
I'm gonna be 23 in 2 days and people I meet still think I'm the "kid who will shoot up the school."
I'm not even a virgin.
Greaves-O or The Fuhrer.
>Bilbo
We just had to read the Hobbit for class and i happened to enjoy it.
The rest of the boys in class hated the reading hour of the week and said it was a stupid book and stupid story for toddlers. I just happened to enjoy it. And being a manlet didn't help.
We were 11 for fucks sake.
>wtf was the basis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhJ6bE4z5vs
Zombie, Golden-voice, fuhrer, God, Charles, the great and the merciful
they called me vinegar, they said it was because I smelled like vinegar but I think it was just a subtle way of being racist
I was the Ray-Gun
Not sure whether it's because I'm cool or because they were afraid I'd shoot up the place.
Ellybear
My nickname in highschool was "Mint Gash"
Don't ask ;_;
>"Painman"
"because you always look like you are in a ton of pain, man"
mfw I wasnt even that depressed back then
>Liar
Because it sounds like my last name if you mispronounce it.
>Fuckface
Because I accidentally responded to Chad's insult one time.
-Meow (as the sound a cat makes. Thanks to my autismal needs for attention, I spent 3rd/4th grade making cat noises. Thank God that stopped)
-George of the Jungle, like the cartoon
-Georgey (actually "Jorgito" in my mother language. Chicks kept it, guys went with George)
Nowadays I have been called: The Professor, Calamoe (baby squid in Albanian), George, Chato,...
>>24686914
Made me laugh
>>24685227
Snowflake. I was on the football team for one year and my name was snowflake.
I got pinned down in the weight room and had some teammates rub their penises in my face.
This was at a Catholic school after thinking I'd escape the cruelty of going to an urban school.
Mumbles. I liked it though
>balls
The acdc/dad rock wanna be guitar player with a leather jacket
>the turtle
Handicapped kid with huge backpack
>dogface killa
Some fat girl who managed to get sandwiches between two cars. Still alive.
>the raven
Skinhead kid who was new and couldn't make new friends. Kinda felt bad for him desu.
>kissy rogain
Girl who accidentally od'd and died. It become a meme to say her name incorrectly.
>meat grinder
Girl who sucked some football players dickgirls and her braces got caught in his pubes.
There was another girl who shit all over some guy and her parents bed during analysis sex can't remember what we called her though.
High school where I grew up was hell for a lot of people.
>>24685227
Heart Attack.
I had some kind of heart condition that they never figured out that would make me pass out sometimes and have irregular heartbeats. For about a month i wore this monitor with electrodes that tried to figure out what it was, and whenever something weird would happen it'd get this high pitched sound.
Usually I could feel it coming and get out of class in time to the bathroom or something, but one time in english it nearly made me pass out and i couldn't move. It went off and nobody did anything. Everyone just looked at me. I put my head on my desk as a stacy said "Is he, like, going to die or something?" as if I were the most disgusting creature alive
they didn't even call the nurse crying now
Kaiser
I kinda liked it, honestly
>the semenator
name was spelt like my last name which is pronounced identically to semen. Was also just called by my last name at my first high school.
>Papa Bear/Big Bear/Bear
I had a beard, had hairy arms and legs, fat and not a manlet.
crybaby
pussy
>>24688440
Lol fucking autocorrect. I'm keeping it how it is.
>>24688440
>analysis sex
>>24688490
What was your name?
I'm>>24688419
"princess peach"
and do note it has nothing to do with the Nintendo character. I was on the volleyball team, the volleyball team was 80% lesbian girls and they were all pretty butch. Thus me being their and not butch looking I must have been the bitch in the relationship and a "princess" in other girls eyes. Peach being a term to describe a girls pussy. So put it together and they were all calling me a carpet muncher. Worst part was a teacher or two even picked it up and having to see them after class and explain what it really meant was pretty damn awkward
>>24688613
Why did this paragraph of a story give me a boner?
>>24688613
Did you let any of them hit it? Or anything?
>>24685227
Spikes because I can grow my hair almost down to my shoulders and have it stick straight up. I never fucked with it so it almost always looked pretty crazy. Skeeball which was sort of a play on my name. Lastly, Stretch because I'm fucking tall and like thirty pounds underweight. Wasn't so bad back then but fuck its always been bad.
Dexter, And cornbread
>>24688303
are you the old woman on 4chan
>>24685276
>resist capitalism
>owns an iphone
please tell me she was either troll or got BTFO
sleepy
>Slim
went to a 50% white, 50% black HS
bleached my hair once a year for the wrestling state qualifiers/ state championships (only qualified senior year)
liked to impress people with my freestyling skills, although I wasn't really one of those 'rapper' kids and I think my image was better off for it
it was gonna happen
Coke can
Because some fucker went around telling everyone that my flaccid penis had the exact dimensions of a can of coke
Girls I never talked to approached me on several occasions to ask if my dick was actually as huge as everyone said
>>24685227
I got people to call this kid Conner Riggs comer niggs
>>24685774
Well, did you shove a bullet up your ass anon?
I didn't had any nicknames in high school, I was too irrelevant for them
In primary school they used to call me Dracula because my teeth were chipped
If was Ferrari when i was kid because i was the fastest of the class and i always used this red coat.
In college they just called me Tool, short for Tulio
Simon.
I may have been picked in gym class, but I was always picked first for team-quizzes that counted for extra credit.
>>24685227
"Retard." Not even kidding. At least you robots got called more creative shit, I had to live through everyone always referring to me as retarded and treating me like shit because "lol he's just retarded!"
>Normies actually wonder why robots shoot up shit
>druglord
>>24685438
Diego is that you
jet armani. long story.
Boss
lfkajkfr
Dope Dog
I asked what it meant multiple times but they'd always just laugh it off. I didn't have a clue what it meant at the time but I guess they thought I did weed or something. I don't.
>>24685227
>Blinky
I have that Marcus Guhn phaenomina, that was pretty strong developed, thus whenever my jaw moved, i.e. my mouth, my left eye would open and close corresponding to my jaw movement, and I couldn't control it once my mouth opened, in other words I would blink.
Here's the story
> be me HS, 16 yo
> class breakfast at the end of the year
> I was starting to eat, hear mumbling and the corners of the rumors
> whatever.jpg
> People starting pointing at me giggling
> panic intensifies "Did I dress wierldy?
> Chad: ANON, STOP BLINKING AT ME!"
> Stop eating immedeatly, skipped all classes that day
> Next day "Waddup Blinky wanna gum?"
Freaking teenagers why are they so rude?
They called me Japanese Lettuce Hardcore in school.
it was because i was pretty hardcore as well as a sushi fan that ate lettuce alot.
Babe, as in the ox of Paul Bunyon
>>24685879
Fuck you, I was the Heartbreaker Kid.
>>24685227
my friends had a bunch of nicknames for me, faggot, retard, dickhead, etc
>>24689217
Haha, doesn't even understand his nickname, classic Dope Dog
Got called Mr Calculus by my Calc class because a rumor went around that I was the one who posted the answers for the AP exam almost immediately after the questions were released. I didn't.
Girls flat out thought my name was creeper they said it so much
>>24685227
They called me Sniff... just Sniff.
>>24685513
Stanus Barasseon
>>24685227
>fuckhead
Let's just say I really had to earn that nickname.
"roids" and "ogre"
>>24689427
Did you have a drug problem?
jk they probably said it ironically bc youre a scrawny shit
shit and butt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAko-4BO7zI
One of my dad's friends called me Rowdy because I didn't talk much around a bunch of rich alcoholics 30 years older than me.
Like what the fuck am I supposed to talk about, what the fuck has my life been there's literally not a single moment in my life that they would find interesting just let me nurse my beer and go back to talking about your fucking lives
>>24685227
People used to call me 'der Fuhrer'. I'm not even German and only moderate right winged.
>big boy
I'm sure you can guess why
>tfw in college and I'm still being called that
Cadet, that is my nickname.
>fuccboi
I was a screw up
>rufus
I was small and nobody could barely understand me, like the naked mole rat from Kim Possible
"Tube-steak Blake"
They made jokes about me having a big dick. I don't know if they were serious or just making fun of me.
>>24685305
>Hubba Dubba
>>24687930
double dee was a boy, brother.
>>24689452
Started lifting at 14, my chest, arms and shoulders got fucking enormous compared to the rest of my body and I was overweight. Hence, I looked like an ogre.
>>24685227
>screech
>that one dude who never stops playing guitar
>dick
>that one guy that always sleeps in class
I was known, but not well liked by general masses.
I was the only Mormon in my school with the exception of two girls so I got called shirt and tie
>>24685820
He had an autistic head
SourBalls
My last name sounds the same as 'Sour' but is spelled slightly different
>Robot
>Virus
>Microsoft Sam
I have a monotone voice, apparently.
>>24687663
Don't respond.
>>24687942
>you're gonna become a serial killer, I just know it
Too bad she doesn't know about my long history of disappointing people.
>>24685227
"Howie" I still don't understand it but I know they were making fun of me.
>>24688966
I'd intentionally team quizes if I got people who picked on me. I'd let people who weren't cunts to me get answers, even though I was aware that was why they weren't being cunts. High school went smoother than middleschool once everyone started picking up on how I operated. Still caught some shit, but mostly from nig nogs, so y'know.
>>24685227
>Called "Sunshine" because of the way the light hit my jewfro
>Called "Sleepy Anon" (from Snow White and the 7 Dwarves) because the benzos I was prescribed for depression made me fall asleep during school, leading both teachers and students to throw things at me and give me shit for it.
I only get buzzcuts now and I'm off benzos. Hate all those people.
>>24686563
Incredible
>>24688613
that's hot, that's a hot way to live
>pico
>boku no bitch boy
>got tricked into watching 1st episode of boku no pico
>>24685227
My name is Mustafa, i.e. Musti. They'd call me Muschi (pussy in German)
>tfw it was mostly girls
Dayyum...
>>24689911
Turkroach pls go home
>Be a freshman
>This hot older girl in her junior year used to tease me and gave me the nickname "Niterider"
>Never understood why.
Looking back I should have let her bully my penis.
>>24686563
I have a half Mexican half Irish friend we call "Greenbean"
>>24685513
>tfw can imagine the precise moment when they transitioned from harry potter to harry porker
Benji and Big Ben. I'm 5'6
I didn't have a nickname. They just shouted my real name in a hateful way until I hated it. I still introduce myself with the nickname I gave myself in 10th class and that I insisted everyone to call me until it kinda stuck.
They made me hate my own name, robots. It is a bad feel.
>>24689947
Night Rider is slang for someone that fucks black dudes.
>>24690107
o-oh...
It's a good thing I just ignored her when she talked to me and it stopped after a week or so.
i was called big nuts, because my voice was almost too low to understand most of the time
In third grade my nickname was "farter" because I farted ONE FUCKING TIME.
Meanwhile the douchebag chadlet farted out loud every other day and no one said anything.
I was the one doling out the nicknames to others to take attention away from myself.
Some of my favorites :
Marshmallow Head
Butter Goblin
Manface
Glasses (surprisingly effective)
Cockjuggler
"That guy with an unslakeable thirst for dicks"
Shovelface
Babydick
Shit Heap
>akinfenwa
TFW fat and black
>got in a car accident when I was a kid which resulted in a huge scar on my face
>people called me "scarface"
Who /cool/ here?
The stonerchads in freshman year and some of sophmore year called me Mclovin because I apparently looked like him
>Wait, who?
>>24690331
Also in senior year my computer science "teacher" started calling me Niceguy, like that song No More Mr.Niceguy because my last name is Nice
>first day of highschool
>get on bus
>sit in back
>kid looks at me
>meow at him
now they call me meow mix
H2so4, because i got kicked out of a school for dripping sulfuric acid on some kids jacket. Also arnold and alman.
"The Mud slider" for what I did to the toilet.
>ling ling
I am white
>>24685328
>I wasnt even fat
>uses r9k
>"not fat"
>muh sides
>>24689742
How long ago was this? maybe its like the guy from Big Bang Theory?
>>24685227
"Michigan"
Simply because I'm from michigan.
One kid had a slew of names though
>joey pizza
>Mikey marinara
>Peter Parmasean
>schmiggily
he hated it so much but it was always fun
>>24688254
>golden-voice
Voice vocaroo?
I got called "Big Chief" because I was really tall
>>24685227
Eman and Big E
>>24688344
>Liar
>Lear
Oliver?
>>24685227
Saggy balls.
And I'm female so you can imagine how that went.
>>24685227
Nigger, and I'm not even black.
Coat hanger.
I have absolutely no idea why. I never had anything to do with coats.
>>24690641
maybe you were cool so people wanted to "hang" with you
>>24688369
I did the cat noises thing too, probably the worst thing about watching animu for me was that it made me think that shit like having a catchphrase was cute
oh i thought this was a general nickname thread.
Gonsey (pronounced goan-zee)
Gonads
David Gonads
these few were actually given to me by a camp counsellor summer of grade 9. i guess he was a normie
Big Balls Gonis
BBG
These two were given to me first by a fellow reject but then popularized by normies that i got on with and fellow non-normies alike
Danger Dave
This one was in university first semester. i developed a persona where i would take too many drugs and literally almost died because of it one time.
Davy Crocket
Davie
given by ultra normie friends who all have degrees in math and adult jobs and shit
to this day mostly just the first one sticks with certain people sometimes. not very often. this makes me nostalgic tb hon familium
Tits.
Lesbian.
Big head.
I'm a guy btw
>>24690708
you are a normie, only normies have that many friends
>>24690641
like coat hanger abortion?
or my friend was really skinny so they called him that in school
>>24685227
>that girl who everyone called The Mole because there was an enormous mole half the size of her face
>no one ever talked to her she always just sat by herself drawing anime pictures and stuttered if she was forced to say something in class
Only female robot I've ever known honestly.
>>24685227
Amongst white people, as perjoratives
>Columbine
>Faggot
>Creep
>Loser
Around blacks, just one, meant as a term of endearment
>Crazy Ass White Boy
The black kids were the only ones that hung out with me, I earned their respect after fighting one of them, whereas fighting a white kid just fed into the general idea that I was a crazy faggot.
I don't see what's so crazy about punching someone in the teeth for disrespecting you, for no reason, but most of the kids were upper middle class, mine was the only white family in the ghetto and only the black kids were poor and blue collar.. Still don't see it as crazy, and that's why I can only stand to be around fellow white trash and ghetto blacks, blue collared people, in general, despite now having a college degree and being a teacher.
I got into a bar fight, last night, punched a guy in the face after he started yelling at me about my juke box choices, and then he bought me a beer and shook my hand and invited me to drink with his buddies.
All the other teachers at my school act like they're hoighty-toighty faggy pseudo-intellectual snobs, when they know as well as I do that we ain't making shit; I left a much higher paying construction job to do this shit.
Turned this post into a personal blog because I took a sick day to sit at home and be hungover and daydrink and I want to quit my job.
Gilligan. Why? I don't know.
>>24690748
That's pretty sad desu
>>24690731
i had no friends, i was completely alone
serious, serious life problems
i just have this sort of charisma around certain groups
i suspect it is you who is the normie
Surprised no one else got
>Jew Fro
It was more endearing than offensive. I'm not even a jew.
Also was called
>sugarfree
b/c for a year i'd drink sugarfree rockstar energy drinks every day in first period
And this one teacher always referred to me as
>Spicoli
