So I moved to my own apartment a while ago. How to buy toilet paper without the other customers and the cashier laughing? I've been using kitchen paper until now because I'm afraid.
this is funny
buy food and soap and utensils and shit but also put it in somewhere. disguise it
Buy other things like adult diapers, cucumbers and lubricant, that way they won't notice the TP, my man.
>>24685195
If they laugh scream REEEEEE until they get scared and stop.
just buy napkins, man. the ones with pretty pictures on them.
They don't notice or care. I've went to the store to specifically buy tp (on sale and I'm Jewish). They don't say a word about it.
>>24685195
this is a joke right. you are afraid to buy toilet paper?
why would someone laugh at you for buying toilet paper
literally everyone buys toilet paper
>cashier
It's 2016 anon, use the self checkout.
I promise, no one cares. Buy it in bulk.
>>24685195
I thought this would happen, but I realized a solution:
look for coupons that you would like to use, then when buying toilet paper use all of them. the cashier is overwhelmed and the other customers see this so they aren't going to notice. look at the other customers briefly while also alternating looks outside and around the store if you are standing in one place.
>>24685195
This is hilarious. But if you are being serious, just use amazon.
Amazon dut cum.
>not buying TP from amazon and getting free 2d prime
nigga, its 2015
>A: amazon
>B: self checkout
>C: suicide
easy as a-b-c
>being this new
This is an old copypasta.
>Everyday until you like it
I hope your mother gets cancer.
>>24686040
So it is. I don't entirely understand the point of something like this.
Pretty run of the mill /r9k/ imo, nothing too special here
Why the fuck would anyone care that you're buying toilet paper? Do you really think it's embarrassing that you wipe your ass? Or do you really think people think about you wiping your ass when they notice you're buying toilet paper? cause no one does that and you're stupid
if you really can't, just go the right way and buy wet wipes for the true way to wipe your ass
>>24685195
Why was this chosen as pasta in the first place?
It's not autistic enough but also not normal enough. It's just meh.
>>24685195
What? Just buy the paper, nobody cares what you buy.
>>24686120
Yeah I really don't understand. This is like making a pasta for having an embarrassing conversation with a woman. Or one asking if life really does get better in your 20's. Pretty shit tier imo
>>24685224
>this
Works every time......
>>24685195
To buy anything you would be embarrassed to buy, get a birthday card with it.
>>24685195
Not sure if bait, but for fucks sake OP literally N O B O D Y gives a shit if you buy toilet paper. Absolutely nobody is judging that you have to clean yourself after a bodily function that everyone experiences. Almost E V E R Y B O D Y wipes their ass.
