How do I talk to people?
it's easy, just go over and say hi and they will instantly like you
>>24684163
I once asked a similar question here, and got this as an answer, its worth taking a look at, anon
http://www.selfstairway.com/wp-content/uploads/First-Impressions.pdf
>>24684198
this. just don't be a disgusting creepy POS. it's really that easy. you guys really overestimate what it takes.
>>24684163
Why would you go and do something as silly as that. People will hurt you. We're the only friends you need. You'll float, Georgie. They all float down here.
>>24684163
Simply.
You don't.
>>24684163
>open mouth
>exhale
>>24684163
>take off shirt
>grab nearby hot liquid
>pour on chest
>try to vocalize past noises made from mouth
>>24684163
You could do what I did
>have terrible social anxiety
>get drunk as fuck before going out to socialize
>slowly stop needing alcohol to socialize
And that's how I became an alcoholic
I can talk to people without it now though
I realize people aren't hard to talk to, they're hard to put up with, that's where alcohol helped.
>>24685063
Next level shit here...
>>24685025
>open mouth
>exhale
>yell "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIEEEEEEEES"
>>24685025
opened my mouth and exhaled at this post tbhfamily
>>24684163
Be yourself and everything will turn out great :^)
>>24684163
Open your dirty mouth
>>24686959
Erotic that that is still an original post.
>>24684198
>shit jawline
>lips and nose are ugly
>hides it with his beard
>cool haircut
>gymbro
That's what you call a chad ?
Nice
Flap the muscles located in your larynx together mashing the air molecules together creating a cascade of collisions to permeate through the atmosphere as a waves of pressure differences travelling in the ear canal of your recipient vibrating strands of hair embedded within creating signal impulses in their nerve fibers that........ fuck it
>>24684163
Let the way of the dine parasite do it's purpose.
>>24685098
I tried this for years, but realized that no matter how drunk I get I still wont have anything to say.
I started by talking to old people.
Often they don't talk to many people.
Once they realised I wasn't going to rob them, sell them a dodgy insurance plan or convert them to Jehovah's Witnesses, they were really friendly.
Once you've mastered speaking with old people, the next is retail staff who aren't busy.
Properly.
Be literal, avoid figures of speech, don't imply free will, talk about matter, don't use fallacies such as 'not every' or 'no true'.
>>24687552
Also be sure to be as monotone and taciturn as possible, and have an emotionless yet slightly pissy expression.
>>24687573
If the answer is 'be entertaining and engaging', the question is not 'how to talk to people', but 'how to win appreciation verbally', which is not at all the same.
>>24687598
Ok nimrod.
