>be me
>18
>in car with dad
>asks me if ive kissed a girl
>i relpy with an i dont know to make him think I'm hinting that i have
>he says in his broken english arab accent
>so it's a no? I will call you extra virgin olive oil
>mfw
>>24683549
your dad is happy he got to use his funny joke, be glad.
Allowing your dad to make a stupid joke is one of life's simple pleasures. Enjoy it while it lasts.
I still laughed, but i died on the inside, and yeah im enjoying my time with my father, hes getting older and i just want to make the most of it while hes still here
>>24683743
FUCK i would love to have problems like you BOO i didint kissd a girl QQ
>>24683549
Allahu akbar my Friend
All kuffar women are whores, remember
>>24683549
>Mum asks:
>Ever been on a date, Anon?
>Nope.png
>Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?!?!
>>24683875
you wish you have never kissed a girl?
top dad bantz tbqh lad