Is there any story more pathetic than that of Nick Bates?
For the uninitiated:
>autist who lives with his aunt
>obese
>rotting teeth
>doesn't shower or wipe his ass, openly admits to rubbing shit on his walls instead of cleaning his butthole
>his twitter is absolutely bizarre, consistently openly talks about his obsession with anal, child molestation, incest, and for some reason Canada
So just typical internet weirdo shit so far, but then it takes a turn for the insane
>chat is found of him talking about getting blown by his 9 year old sister
>claims that he was going to eat her ass but then didn't because it was dirty
>when he starts getting investigated he goes to twitter and explains why he couldnt have done it using bizarre logic
>ends up sending a video of himself to the detective where he is masturbating with his own shit to prove that he has coprophilia and therefore would have eaten his sister's ass in the scenario he described
Seriously, I cant imagine a more pathetic life
Here is his twitter: https://twitter.com/nickbate
>>24682849
Here's some great things from his twitter
>>24682849
This guy makes Chris chan look like a normie
>>24682849
He still isn't Anthony Burch.
There was a robot who used to post under the name Nuxed who was like that.
Confirmed autism or something, went around tcs in tighty whities, lost his virginity to a craigslist hooker on his moms bed, ate his own shit, etc.
Jim did a great video on him. Wish Jim would stop getting all preachy and political and just start making funny shit again
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ccGsuD2O8Kc
ugh omg I'd rather lick eggmans egghole than even be in the same vicinity as this guy *barf*
>>24683197
shit, I'd rather lick 54m50n's asshole
>>24683220
probably tastes like salty shit
>>24683295
still probably better than how that fag smells
>>24683220
lol no>>24683295
and this
>>24682849
Hitler could've stopped this.
I knew I had this somewhere
Probabilities of this being a ruse?
>>24683537
zer0
>>24682849
What is up with that nigga's teeth? Holy shit.
What the fuck?
This guy should be put down like a rabid animal.
>>24683527
the sheer level of degeneracy
how can the universe stand it?
I feel sad and disgusted at the same time. This is more nurture than nature.
>>24683143
THIS WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING when i read op.
>>24683527
so like if he likes shit why couldn't he do it?
god i feel like after reading this i never want to do anything sexual with anyone again.... jesus.
he should have been a mental patient long before he diddled
>>24683891
He doesn't, he just pretended to like shit so he wouldn't go to jail.
>>24682849
http://fox43.com/2015/04/30/lancaster-county-man-charged-with-sexual-assaulting-a-girl-less-than-8-years-old/
>See this
>This is <1 hour away
>mfw
God dammit this fucking state
![a68[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/rpcCn7a.png "a68[1].png")
I think this crosses a line.
I can laugh at Chris Chan because he's so ridiculous, but this, I don't know, I can't browse his twitter without feeling uncomfortable
>>24683839
TOPKEK
Where'd you find out about him? He used to go on a tc I frequented a lot, betamax. He genuinely creeped me out sometimes.
coinsidence?
>>24684909
hmmmmm ? what an autisticpedo
There are videos of him and amber playing together, and her birthday and such. In context it's really fucking unsettling.
>>24685032
Link?
bbllooxx
>>24683527
>no just the cheeks
Makes me kek every time
>>24682849
>Is there any story more pathetic than that of Nick Bates?
Yeah, it's the story of the random Anon who sees someone with an obvious mental disability like this and thinks "haha yes, finally! someone even I can mock!"
>>24684541
You know what to do, anon. Go forth and make the world a better place.
>>24682849
>ends up sending a video of himself to the detective where he is masturbating with his own shit to prove that he has coprophilia and therefore would have eaten his sister's ass in the scenario he described
I mean... Fuck
>>24683527
Somehow I read that in Keith Apicary's voice
>>24686648
nick pls go
>>24683143
he also talked like a retard. complete nutcase. bleive he was from kentucky.
>>24683197
same.
robbity robot butt
Every time I see that fucker, I have a mighty need to brush my teeth.
>>24682849
this guy doesn't deserve to be white
>>24685032
>That one where they're playing "Harry Potter" and he shouts out Analingus as a spell
top laugh
>>24686765
I thought he was from Florida? Either way complete asspie
>>24682849
He's tall and he's had sex. Compared to me, this dude is a Chad.
>>24682849
He needs to brush his teeth family
>>24682849
holy shit this is golden :D :D
>>24682849
Nick Bates disgusts me on a very base, instinctive level. I don't think he has any redeeming qualities.
>>24687263
>comparing yourself to Sick Nick
Nice self-esteem issues senpai
>>24687334
That shit is golden though lol :D :D :D
>>24687372
>>24687302
i-ironic shitposter, is that you?
His teeth give me goosebumps
On one hand theres autistic Nick Bates, and on the other ultimate chad Nick Bateman.
https://www.instagram.com/nick__bateman/?hl=en
>>24687399
Nick L. Nickel
@NickBate 19. 4.
Apparently my foot fused with my sock because I just took it off and it tore away a buttload of skin. It's all red and wet and painful noo.
Nick L. Nickel @NickBate 19. 4.
Apparently my foot fused with my sock because I just took it off and it tore away a buttload of skin. It's all red and wet and painful noo.
>is golden
>>24687449
insane in tha membrane WHAAAAAA RAAAAH not realiti this realiti HAHAHAHAHHA MUAHAHAHAHHAHA insane in da BRAIN
>>24687399
Nick L. Nickel @NickBate 16. 4.
I recently realized that I'm going to put my weiner in the same place Wife poops and farts from. This realization arooses me greatly.
>topkek material
>>24687494
>>24687449
You okay man?
original
>>24687554
>Nick L. Nickel @NickBate 12. 4.
>Oh no! There's doodoo in my pants! D:
yea sure :D
>>24687554
i think hes laughing really hard is all LOL
>>24683527
Inhumane
>>24682849
>This is so fucking epic XD
You can either fuck off to >>>/b/ or reddit, it's your choice.
I remember seeing a picture of him with that 8/9yo girl a while ago. She had pretty terrible teeth too iirc
>>24687690
Or maybe you should follow your own advice instead of trying this hard to fit in
>>24687575
You're scaring me
original
He was a cute kid
>>24687966
Sigh, another potential lost to autism
Wasn't he arrested or something?
>>24682849
>ends up sending a video of himself to the detective where he is masturbating with his own shit to prove that he has coprophilia and therefore would have eaten his sister's ass in the scenario he described
They don't show that on CSI i'll tell you
>>24687966
definitely was not
teeth were already in trouble then
>>24683156
>It's a "Jim thinks his opinions matter" episode
The worst
>>24687742
that's his sister. I guess his family has an issue with brushing teeth and using toilet paper.
>>24683527
>no just the cheeks
>>24688170
>implying they aren't just privy to the toilet paper jew and the toothpaste jew
Pretty enlightened tbhonest
>>24688236
He's a Jew himself
>>24688297
>Implying he didnt rise above their dirty, underhanded ways despite the cards being stacked against him
>>24688297
i do not understand how you idiots come up with this bs
>>24688526
his real full name is Nick Stoutzenberger
>this thread
It's times like these I'm thankful for everything I have. I may jack off to cartoons, but a least I'm not a shit-eating pedophile.
I don't think I can enjoy looking at anal porn anymore.
Ain't he in jail now for kiddy fiddlin'?
>>24683527
>who the hell did that?
>amber
Fucking lost
>>24689387
Good, maybe you can get rid of your shit taste.
>>24688165
Yes that's fucking annoying, but I like his tumblrism videos and shit like this
>>24684947
SHIGGY! SHIGGY! SHIGGY! SEND HELP!
the teeth kill me everytime
>>24691587
I can smell them through the screen
What does his sister look like?
>>24691587
Doesn't that hurt
>>24691923
she has rotting teeth like him even though she is only 9
>>24682849
>he cant even see what is weird about rubbing shit all over his walls
he clearly has severe mental problems. I would feel bad for him if he hadnt molested his little sister
>>24683527
to be fair, it's his HALF-sister
still sick as shit, but not as bad as if it were his real sister
>nick Bate
>bate
>beta
TOP KEKARONI
>>24691978
I'd imagine now and then small bits of rotten tooth would get mixed into his food that he is chewing.
And those holes in this teeth will get clogged with food occasionally pushing against an exposed nerve.
probably at least a liter of walmart brand soda everyday since he was a kid to do THAT kind of damage to your teeth
holy sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2kr9W_oH64
His sister btw
>>24692273
Please don't degenerate this board into a place where you post epic funny shit that you found on the internet. You already have >>>/b/ and reddit for that.
>talking shit about other men
You all sound like normies to me.
>>24692328
talking shit and calling out degeneracy is another
retard
>>24687966
he was already "that kid"
Nick bates threads always put me in a weird state of mind
>tfw no poop sister
>>24692450
Is he talking about sia's maddie?
>>24682849
I has swept the knowledge of this person deep deep away in the darkest most obscure corners of my mind, thanks for reminding me I guess.
At least someone like Chris Chan is hilarious, this is just awful
>>24687263
>tfw he's hideous, has rotten teeth, and banged more lolis than I ever will
>>24687449
what even IS that? Like trenchfoot or some shit?
the mind boggles
>>24692273
Kind of cute t b h
>>24688165
>He doesn't like Jim's opinions
lel
normies just got BTFO.
I think anybody who's used this website for more than 4 years has heard of Nick Bate
His story is a sad one, that many of us can relate to
R.I.P. Nick, you will be missed
>>24692767
he ded?
>muted for two secconds
>>24692450
>>24692030
>>24684909
Is it just me or does this read like some sort of deepcover troll?
I've already been burned once with deaglenation, I don't think my heart could take another fake lolcow
This entire thread hurts.
I'm also surprised that Twitter didn't take his page down.
>>24692063
>"to be fair"
>not liking Based Incest
This comment is so reddit it hurts
>>24692797
see >24683546
He passes surprisingly well from a distance. Looks like the sort of euro girl who doesn't shave her arm pits
>>24682921
>Two inches below average size
>MFW
Just 3 more years!
>>24693137
>The FBI tracked McMichael down after receiving a tip in June about a Facebook user who was "actively discussing child pornography" on the site.
>The postings were disclosed in court records in U.S. District Court, including one that read: "all cp isn't rape, Sometimes the kids want it. Most of the time they NEED it." In another Facebook post, records show, the user wrote: "What if I adopt a little girl? I'm sure she wouldn't mind becoming my sex slave if I take her away from the orphanage."
>>24692303
>Please don't degenerate this board
it's a little late for that kind of talk
>>24693189
>MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.
Gets me every time.
>>24692649
jerk socks shit foot, family
>>24693241
>MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.
Classic Thad
>>24692797
It's real. He was in the local news for it
>>24693380
And? jace got in the news after saying he was driving to assassinate brianna wu
this guy is just an extreme method actor. He hasn't been convicted yet, just charged.
Wait for the trial to come and him to prove that he was making it up all along
>>24683143
woah but i met a robot named Nuxed in the habbo thread last month who was pretty chill.
I-it cant be him right?
This dude is so fucked up he makes Chris Chan look like good company.
I have the video of him masturbating with shit. Give me a sec.
This is him, right? http://sendvid.com/oote29su
>>24692273
>all those comments
kek
It always gives me a weird feeling reading that kind of shit. Like you know those same people would probably be against saying anything like that to anyone else, oh but once it's a pedo it's all fair game. Not that it really matters or anything, it's just kind of funny to me.
HEY ROBOTS IN THE SLAC LAB
YES YOU TWO
look behind you
>>24693683
I acknowledge that this isn't TOTALLY unlikely, however if
>>24693839
Delivars that kinda makes it unlikely that it's fake, who would rub shit on their cock just to rustle some interweb jimmies?
>>24693870
what the fuck dude
shitblox
>>24693870
>http://sendvid.com/oote29su
I... I ca... cant.. wha.. what.. the fuck?!
Well, holy SHIT!
>>24693870
pic related, verry verry related. what the fucking flying fucking fuck....
Does this guy remind anyone else of MadThad0890?
>>24693870
someone describe pls
>>24693940
HEY
ROBOTS AT THE SLAC LAB
LOOK BEE HIND YOU
>>24694167
see >>24693839
kek
>>24694098
Sort of, only difference is Madthad went to jail for CP whereas Nick went to jail for taking out his sexual fantasies on his little sister.
>>24692273
Hahahaha hey robots up at the SLAC lab fucking look behind you
>>24694211
MadThad did admit though that if he had a sister he would fuck her. He even said he thought about fucking his brother
>>24694303
Funniest part is, the only reason he went to jail is some guys from /a/ asked him about his "CP memory stick" on Twitter.
It's really strange, he just talks about it openly on Twitter. Almost like he wanted to get arrested.
>>24693320
>/don't click/
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Nick_Bate
this page is a goldmine
>>24694244
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>>24693870
did he seriously think that this would 'prove' anything? jesus christ what a retard
>>24693870
Isn't that The Amazing Atheist?
>>24692196
Food and shit.
>>24692303
Look at it this way. This thread is a way of telling people that it could be much worse. I for one feel better about myself.
>>24694167
watch it you pussy ass shit nigger redditor
>>24694764
Nah, this is him.
>r9k tripfags
>tripfags ever
>>24692273
>Analingus!
>Flying anal sex attack!
>>24694926
What a terrible man
>>24693870
>"If I were to molest somebody, I definitely would've done anal no matter what."
>"Here is my toilet, and I have just defecated, as you can see."
Christ almighty, this is the most disturbing shit I've seen in a while.
>>24693870
Fuck Chris-chan is off the hook.
WTF is up with this guy?
>>24693870
jesus christ
this is fucking hilarious
>>24693870
Maximum shiggy
>>24693870
>>24692273
>>24693320
FUCK THIS SHIT
>>24694926
AND THIS SHIT TOO
>>24692273
>"I larp with my half-sister just days before our sticks were tragically stolen from us by our douchebag mom because I'm 'too old to be playing with sticks'. Dumb bitch."
>>24692649
I'm in the army I was getting trench foot on exercise. It happens when your feet get wet and you don't change your socks. It's gross yeah but clean socks ain't always available when your serving your country.
>>24692273
2:15
>Flying anal sex attack
Yep, this guy is a pedo and should die
>>24694926
ffs tj
>>24694475
>tfw my /Pure degeneracy/ folder is behind /dont click/it has a disclaimer .txt too.
You know, I'm glad people like these exist. Because when I'm down because I'm not going anywhere with my life, I look at threads like this one, and look at myself and realize that, while ugly, I'm not fat or have rotting teeth, haven't molested my 9-year-old sister, and i keep myself and my house clean. That cheers me up.
>>24683580
he eats shit
>>24693870
Imagine the detective having to watch this
>>24692273
Surely they don't allow him to be alone with her or around her, they already engaged in some sexual activities it might have already scarred her for all we know.
Nick clearly has pedo tendencies and sexual feelings towards his half sister, I'm not sure how she feels about all this but they really need to keep him away from her. I mean what would she think when she gets older? It'll suddenly hit her that her autistic half brother sexual assaulted her......
>>24693870
Holy shit. Great job finding the video anon.
>>24693870
I deeply regret clicking on that.
>>24693870
what the shit, are you shitting me
i like making women on omegle try to shit for me, but wow this is just a whole new level of gross
>>24694926
these fat dudes in glasses giving the rest of us a bad rep. what the fuck, man.
>>24693870
I can't even begin to imagine the reaction of the detective he sent this to hahahaha, poor guy probably quit
poor normies can't handle this kind of stuff
>>24694926
That is pretty amazing.
There's also a video of him pouring hot oil al over his balls and micropeen
>>24693870
that is one small dick
>>24693870
i hate you americans
i hate autism
i hope the government stop giving you sick fucks these "neetbux".
fuck you
i hope this guy goes to jail and gets raped in there
>>24682849
SICK NICK
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>>24694167
Intro about this video being sent to the fbi to clear his name
>shits in the toilet
>grabs some limp shit
>rubs it on his 3 inch dickle
>"see this is where I would masturbate with poop but I'm not horny because of my medications"
>"this proves I am a coporophile and If I had sex with her I would have done anal so this proves my innocence"
>>24697169
to me at least it feels like someone else gave him that idea of doing this.
>>24694926
I need the link to the original
>>24696058
>serving your country
You don't actually believe this do you?
>>24687448
his torso looks like it was shooped onto the body of a pale dyel
lern to blend nick
>>24684541
PA fag here as well, I'm moving far far away from here after I graduate uni
>>24696876
The horrible dmg ctrl...
>>24699657
>could have gone to WVU
>chose to go to local campus of Penn State instead
FUCK
