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>tfw got this girls number from OK Cupid >tfw talked to
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>tfw got this girls number from OK Cupid
>tfw talked to her on the phone for over an hour
>tfw asked her out on for dinner this weekend and she said yes
Am I officially Chad if I have sex with pic related? I know she's had her vagina filled by numerous other guys but how could I not want her?
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grats if you're telling the truth. post you and I will determine your chad status.
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>>24682787
Pic of self or bullshit.
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>>24682787
>tfw want to look like that
>tfw male

This is suffering.
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>>24682787
pic of self pls
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>>24682834
This

If you're some fat neckbeard you'll never fuck her, you know that, right?
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>>24682806
Believe it or not I am. But there is still a lot that could go wrong between now and putting my penis in her lady whole.

And pic related is me (obviously).
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>>24682868

not bad. lift more and you'll make it for sure bruh

disregard the mad robots who are going to reeeeee.
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>>24682868
GET OFF THIS FUCKING BOARD CHAAAD WE DON'T WELCOME YOUR KIND AROUND HERE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>24682868
todd howard haircut
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>>24682893
> lift more and you'll make it for sure bruh
I lift 4x a week but I have pretty shitty lifting genetics. And if you look at my left shoulder you can see my scars from surgery. My body is not really meant for gainz.
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>>24682787
That girl literally has no ass.
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>>24682868
Hahah this is chad?
I need to leave then because I'm way better looking than that.

and how ugly are you robots hahaha jesus christ
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>>24682868
Look at this little fucking SLUT posting a SHIRTLESS picture of himself. ATTENTION WHORE!
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>>24682923

could be other things. make sure you're eating enough. there are few bodies that are genetically fucked for lifting. yours isn't one of them. aside from the shoulder though. don't mess with that too much.
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If you play it cool, I think you have a chance.
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>>24682868
todd howard/10
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>>24682787
https://www.instagram.com/paulakraemer/

You guys are fucking retarded.
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Nice catfish
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>>24682787
You don't know what "tfw" means, do you?
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>>24683646
Shit but then who is the girl in pic related?

I just spoke to her on the phone for 2 hours and her story checks out. But this picture clearly came from that German model...something isn't adding up.
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>>24683776
either it's a fat girl, butthurt that guys only go for stacies leading you on or you're gonna get jumped by a pack of chavs when you go on first date
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>>24683842
And this fat girl made an Instagram with 100+ photos posted over a year time period?

Something isn't adding up I know. But its just hard to believe someone would go to such great lengths to fake it.
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Just go preparing to be catfished hard. Worst case scenario she's gross and you leave after suffering a few minutes of awkwardness, big deal.
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>>24683776
nigga that's voe
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nigga your kidneys about to go on an all-expense paid vacation to Mexico
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>>24684115
This time WITHOUT her number.

Ya but she was clearly a real girl. Oh well.
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kek is OP srs
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Dude you gotta do something about that body hair
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So you're still a robot right.
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>>24684299
>still a robot
Yup I should have known I'm not Chad. Back to reality.
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>>24684148
I'm sorry what's her argument here? You called her out for being a fake whore and she's acting like you did something wrong?

OP tell her that she's probably ugly and insecure and can't get men without using other girl's pictures then tell her to fuck off. She's clearly not worth shit so make her feel bad before you drop that shit
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>>24684401

Everything this man said is 100% correct
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>>24684401
I'd bet it's not even a girl. OP should give them shit though, they have no excuse for all of the stolen pictures.
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>>24684162
careful with those edges lad
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>>24684148
I don't understand why people are upset when others find out about their online life when it is so easily searchable. Spoke to some slut in omegle a while back and she wanted to skype with me. She used her real name and in skype and got real fucking upset when I found her facebook and instagram profiles.
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>>24684456
Definitely a real girl. And the fucking sad thing is I still liked talking to her on the phone. Even if her pictures are of someone else I'm still so fucking intrigued that I'm now basically pretending I believe her.
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>>24683776
it's called catfishing
the 2/10 probably was going to stand you up if she didn't have the decency to cancel at the last minute and keep talking to you
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>>24682860
thats called being gay
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>>24684646
she not upset dufus. she is found out. time to move to the next mark this well is dry or should be.
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hahaha, I'd feel like a world class fool right now if I were you. anyways OP shit like this happens, don't feel down. fuck, you shouldn't even begin to feel down. she turned out to be fake, so it doesn't matter.

you probably make good first impressions, it will get women interested, but they will be disappointed afterwards. at least that's how it works for me. never tried tinder though. fuck that fuccboi game.
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