>you get to impregnate any one girl on the planet that you want to, once a month, no strings attached, for the rest of your life BUT you can't have sex at any other point ever again and they won't keep in touch with you. they stay with you throughout the evening/night after impregnation and then leave by noon the next day to never talk to you again.
OR
>you're 6 feet tall, are given 6 figures ($100,000) one time, and have a 6" penis
answer and then create your own for anons to answer. keep the train going.
I'm already the second option (except taller)
shit thread tb frank hombre
>>24680464
Grow 2 inches, make $100,000, and cut off 1 inch of my penis? It definitely won't make me any more/less appealing to women than I already am, and trust me I'm not. But at least I can pay off my student loan debt.
I'll be okay impregnatingRebecca Black
>>24680464
The latter option. I'm 5'6, $30,000 in debt, and have a 4" pee pee. It's a win without question for me.
I like how they don't even acknowledge the chestlet.
>>24680464
i dont even want either of them
>you get to fuck pic related and she is obedient
or
>you look like the guy pic related would want to fuck
>>24680602
Chestlet is probably flatter than the guy in the shirt lmao
>OPTION 1
You would have to be a piece of shit to wittingly have children you'll not see again or have a dysfunctional relationship with, by virtue of shit relationship to parent.
>OPTION 2
I'm 5'6, with a 6.5" penor. I'd gladly take the money, but the rest isn't personally meaningful. This option is better, whatever a persons wealth/income, height, and penis size, by virtue of being an option that doesn't involve screwing over other people.
>>24680618
The first one seems like the safer option. Sometimes people have weird preferences for who they'd want to fuck.
>you're 6 feet
That'd be a downsize for me
So I'll take the impregnation.
>you're 6'8, fucking huge strong monster of a guy, everyone says you should have been a linebacker in normieball, grills get wet from some primal wiring of how intimidating and alpha you are, physically. dick like a 8" sausage, otherwise you're the same
or
>you're extremely intelligent and motivated, huge potential, patenting shit at like 18 years old, MIT gave you a full ride scholarship and all of the top science and engineering companies send recruiters to talk to you from how fucking genius you are and give you amazing offers to work for them, 99% of people become extremely intimidated when talking to you from how ahead you are at all times, otherwise you're the same
>get $10,000,000 dollars, no strings attached, nobody knows you were given it other than the government
>get $1,000,000,000 BUT everyone you come in contact with knows that you have lots and lots of money and you therefore can't trust anyone for your entire life
>>24680856
1 billion because i already dont trust anybody i come in contact with
>>24680774
Become a genius because in the long run I'll accomplish more. The first option might be a little more tempting if I was some great professional athlete.
>>24680856
The ten million dollars. The difference between ten million and one billion is not that much to me since I'm pretty poor already and I'd rather not have people constantly pestering me about my wealth.
>>24680464
option #1
My dick's above 6 inches, I'm 6'2'' and my parents pay for everything so I have no need for money, the second choice is shitty. I can already tell this was written by a poor wagekek manlet with a small dick.
>>24680464
the first one, i will never want a relationship but just sex is nice. the second would be pointless for me since 100k isn't enough to live a comfy neet life, i dont give a fuck about my height, and my dick is already 6 inches.
>>24680774
>motivated
Sold
>>24680464
>6 feet tall
nigga i'm 6'4 why would i wanna be shorter
>>24680982
no anon
i'm NEET with 7" penis and 5'10. i don't even need the dosh. I would pick the first one, anon. impregnation is p cool tbqh
>>24680464
You clearly have no idea how impregnation works.
>>24681104
just play along faggot. we know all of these scenarios are absolutely ridiculous, we don't need some nigger chiming in about how ridiculous they are every five minutes.
>>24680585
What the fuck.
>>24680464
I'm having trouble understanding this. How can you impregnate the same girl every month?
>>24680464
Do you lose height and dick size if you pick option 2? I've already technically impregnated my fair share of women so the money would be worth the second option.
>>24680856
Easily 1 bil.
That's soooo much more than 10 million it's ludicrous.
>>24681177
each month you pick a different girl
>>24681189
yes you get exactly what is there and will lose if it's past what you have.
Fat stacks. Every time. Because we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl.
I'm already 6 feet, I'm a poor wageslave, and have a 5-inch wee-man. Who gives a shit about sex when there's money on the line?
>>24680856
The 10mil.
I've been poor my entire life. All I'd want is a nice apartment somewhere, a beastly computer and a nice car. I'd stop going to school because come the fuck on. I wouldn't have any kids because I hate myself and by default I hate my genes and wouldn't want to pass them on.
I'd give all my favorite family members about 350k each and keep the remainder for myself. Then I'd live the short remainder of my life doing drugs and fucking escorts.
>>24680774
>Extremely intelligent and motivated
Fucking done.
>>24680856
10 mil. The first million is the hardest to make. If everyone knew you had money, they'd be constantly asking for handouts.
>>24680464
hmm I have the choice between succeeding at my biological more then 99% of men or getting paid a marginal sum once to shrink my height and mutilate my dick.
>any one girl
So I can have cara, emma watson, chloe, kate upton, my highschool crush, and my hot cousin pregnant before Tay-tay even drops my first baby?
How is this even a choice?
>>24681878
>So I can have cara, emma watson, chloe, kate upton, my highschool crush, and my hot cousin pregnant before Tay-tay even drops my first baby?
Yes, and you pick a new one each month for the rest of your life.
Both these answers suck.
1) i'm a human with a soul, this is useless to me
2) 6ft tall, I gain like 1.5-2 inches wow, given 100k, would be nice, but I save that in 2.3 years at my current salary so it's not that great, 6" penis, fucking nothing.
Only having sex once a month sex and keeping height, or lose a couple inches in height, gain $100k, and an inch in penis length. It's not a hard decision
Let's just try some math here. I assume most people here are 22 or 23 and male. The average lifespan for males is 78.7 years.
78.7- 23=55.7 years.
55.7 years=668.4 months
Now a good escort is a couple hundred dollars. Let's say it's $300, we want gfd, anal, and cuddles afterwards of course. That's $200520. But, let's say we put the $100k in mutual funds, we can expect a return of 8 to 12% in the super long run. We'll call that 10%. We're withdrawing $300/mo now, but over the years that comes out to be, well, as they say, a picture is worth a thousand words.
>>24682184
no anon.
you have raw, bareback sex and come inside with literally any girl on the planet with a guaranteed impregnation, picking a new girl each month
that's different.
>>24680464
fuck I want to have sex VERY badly with the girl in that pic
>>24680602
looked like a guy from the thumbnail
>>24682268
What's so special about any one girl in particular? They're all about the same, and if it's no more contact after that then it really sucks. If you really like an escort you can book her consecutively.
So let's say you settle with regular escort sex at $300/mo, then once you have a couple million saved you start to pay to impregnate women. If i'ts just about children you can go to some shitty eastern yuro country and find a woman for $1k. You won't have 688.4 children that way, but you'll at least get a few white kids.
>lose 2in height, 1.5 penis length and get money i already have? Hmmm
>>24682399
You are given $100k. There was nothing about losing all the money you had before the change.
>>24682352
m8 you're literally retarded if you don't pick the first one. i'll happily impregnate tay-tay, chloe, jennifer connelly, alison brie, natalie portman, gyneth paltrow, Bar Refaeli, fucking i don't know... some qt3.14 i see walk by me? who cares? that is a godly power.
>no more sex with gf
OR
>$100,000
Yea I'll take the money kthx
>>24682701
your gf is better than every girl on the planet? kek
>>24682872
You can't cum on their face if you have to get them pregnant
>>24683024
have you ever come inside a girl before? your greatest dreams will turn to negligible faggotry after you do so.
>>24680464
Already the second option, except muh larger dick
Fuck my shit up
/>>24680464
With the first option, are you saying we get to choose a different girl each month, or you choose one girl then get to fuck her raw for 13 hours once a month?
If the former then that option is worth WAY more than100k
Seriously I'd prefer that power over at least 2 million if not more.
I mean imagine being able to fuck any 12 girls a year on a ~13 hour fuck spree every ear for the rest of your life.
I mean holy shit. And you maybe even impregnate them?
Year 1: Anna Sophia robb
Lia Marie Johnson
Sarah Ellen
Natalie ayn Lind
Claire abbot
Kiernan shipka
...
I mean Christ fuck 2 million pounds. That power is almost priceless.
>>24683024
OP said you have like a period of like 12 hours to impregnate them. In 12 hours you can definitely cum more than once, on their face if you wish.
>>24683190
the former nigger read the thread
>>24683190
>impregnation scenario
>all underage grills
m8 can you not pls
First one of course. I'm not retarded. The second one doesn't batter's l promise post pussy.
>>24683236
If your sensitive feelings are hurt by the fact that teenagers are attractive you can go back to reddit.
>>24683190
>you maybe even impregnate them
Wrap your head around this without it exploding along with your dick anon - it's guaranteed impregnation.
>>24680464
Both are bad choices though nut id pick the second one even though it makes me 3 inches shorter and my penis 2 inches shorter atleast ill have money.
Id rather have neither desu.
Impregnate obviously. Im 6ft with a seven inch dick
>>24680618
The second seems good as im assuming its just me with better face/muscles as im already tall white and long
>>24680856
First option is enough to live for my whole life so id take that.
Would you rather have 1 6.5-7/10 gf who is a autistic, shy, virgin who likes to look after you.
Or a 11/10 gf with a high sex drive, shes had 20 past partners and looks perfect but is boring and has nothing interesting to say.
>>24683236
Why not? They're all attractive
>>24683297
Ok then that's virtually priceless.
I'd probably still do it even if I had to spend my life in between in a wheelchair.
I'm 25 now so I'd be able to impregnate at least 240 of the most desirable girls and women in the world , and the only reason it would be so low is if I was very unlucky and got early onset, extreme erectile dysfunction.
I could feasibly get double that.
>>24680464
Give me the first one. Ill have a chop inbetween.
>>24683236
>implying underage is somehow "bad"
I want the Spooks to leave
666 for sure. Humanity is a plague. I don't want to spread the plague.
>>24680464
Option 2, my nigga
>>24680464
>i get to be a bit taller and i'm make money.that's goodbut my dick gets smallerthat's bad
>don't care for having kids
I don't like none of your options OP
>>24682282
Your lucky day senor, next best thing here's her vid
http://www.xvideos.com/video1735208/big_titted_wet_shirt_contest_girl
>>24680464
Neither. I'm happily married, make plenty of money, and have a 7.25" dong.
>>24680642
OP didn't mention plan b or abortion
$100k is chump change compared having the world's finest pussy at your beck and call
>>24680856
>get 1 billion dollars
>build giant luxury airship
>fly around the world
>do massive amounts of drugs
>never have sex
sounds good
>>24685555
>not putting all your money into waifu research
>>24685651
waifus are implied
>you get a giant meerkat farm (approx. 12'000 meerkats living there) for free, the government takes care of the funding. you can do whatever you please with the meerkat farm.
>you get the woman of your dreams.
pic related, a meerkat. if u got any more specific questions about this meerkat farm u can ask me here.
>>24685731
>free meerkat farm forever
or
>loyal obedyent slave with god powers
well family with a slave with god powers i can have the first opition and more, so...
>>24680464
grow 8 inches and grow an extra half an inch and make 6 figures? Why the fuck not? That 100K could give me a tax free salary for 2 years of no work.
>>24685731
>get to be employed for the rest of my life testing drugs on meerkats and running a meerkat circus
>>24685731
>not having an under water meerkat base farm
Pleb
>>24680464
Those are some nice milkers
>>24685731
>woman of my dreams is a hot as fuck grill with an extremely well paying job that lets me NEET out, sucks my dick, and lets me verbally and physically abuse her
Fuck meerkats when I can have a slave.
>>24685731
>kill all the meerkats
>continue to receive government funding
devilish
>>24685810
you can have the farm underwater, i didn't mention it specifically.
>>24685796
>>24685845
u are a thinking man, I like that.
>>24680464
How is this even an option, the only option is the first one:
1. The restriction is that you can't have sex, I don't get to have sex anyways and I can still masturbate so who gives a fuck
2. I get to achieve my biological imperatives, and think about how many children you'd have after a year 10 years of this.
3. I already have 6+ inches but I'm around 5 ft, but with option 1 I don't have to put in any effort to get sex, in option two its isn't even much of an upgrade because you get one installment of a 6 figure salary and you'd still have to make the effort to woo a bitch
There is only one common sense choice here to make.
>>24680464
>>24685394
Gotta ask, how short is she?
>>24680856
A billion dollars, undoubtedly. Already know who my true friends are currently and wouldn't mind sharing the wealth with the inner-circle so we can just party a ton, live in a nice big house together, and start doing Jackass-esque stunts for the keks. Start a self-promoted band too. Wouldn't squander my wealth though and know the importance of investing but wouldn't see a necessity in leaving any for the kid I may or may not have.
>>24680464
>you're 6 feet tall, are given 6 figures ($100,000) one time, and have a 6" penis
I'm already 6'1", have a 6.5" penis, and make $50,000 a year. I wouldn't shrink my height and my dick size for a $50,000
So the first option.
>>24682399
>lying to strangers online
>you get any woman you choose to date for a year (she will be faithful and into you for this whole period), although after the grace period has ended she can leave you and it's up to you to keep the relationship going
>you get a 6/10 woman who will be loyal to you and love you for life
>>24680464
I hope picking the second option won't make me smaller cause I'm already above 6 feet
Easy choice to be honest, I'm not a sociopathic asshole so option one is pretty bad. Also I'll love the money.
>>24680774
Intelligence please, who cares about some bitches?
>>24680774
Intelligence and motivation. I'd revolutionize industries like some of the billionaires out there and then probably follow in the steps of Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates, where I'd commit 99% of my wealth upon my death to charities I've owned. If I'm going to be a normie, I'd rather be a decent normie.
>>24685731
>meerkat farm
pretty cool I guess, good place to relax and maybe will bring in some profit so I don't have to wageslave
>woman of your dreams
I don't have one, and women are terrible. No thanks.
>>24687096
>spend a year with woman who is forced to date you
>eternal happiness
