>spend 10 dollars on a scratch ticket
>first and last time ever doing this kind of thing
>win $500
Take one of those 50's and buy 5 more tenners, you'll thank me later
>>24679948
Use it to improve yourself, don't blow it on vidya. Car, clothes, gym memberships, hooker, wtv.
Buy a Crafty Volcano Vaporizer, and the rest on some good ejuice
>>24679948
Who here /unlucky/?
>find wallet in gas station parking lot, has no money in it, decide to turn it in, cops show up at my door later because when it was reported missing it had 1000 dollars in it. almost got arrested
>live in shitty apartment for a while, move out, last person that lived there had a pound of weed hidden in this ceiling pannel. person who moved in next found it and kept it.
or my personal favorite unlucky lucky stories
>be in ldr relationship
>save up and buy bus tickets
>bitch cheats on me, find out like a day before im supposed to go. dump her, cant sell tickets
>read in the news that the greyhound bus i was supposed to be on got in a serious accident and caught on fire, 6 or 7 people died. a few of those burned alive.
or
>few years ago
>borrow single barrel shotgun from friend for a while for 'hunting'
>really had just planned on an hero
>have last meal. load shotgun. write out suicide note
>put it up to my chin and pull the trigger
>round was a dud
>decide an heroing is not really the best idea
fuck me, right.
>>24680896
You have purpose.
>>24680941
I thought i did too for a while
but no one really has purpose
fate is random and life has no meaning
>>24680179
>buying a normie mouth fedora with lucky-ass lotto winnings
>>24679948
Where did you buy it anon? Arizona?
Just enough for a helium tank and mask.
>>24680896
>round was a dud
Man that must've been so fucken rough.
Like the mental power to pull the trigger expecting blackness after and you get that
>>24679948
Can I borrow some? I need money for liquor.
