>tfw cant piss in public restrooms
Wew lad, so many ppl who can relate
looks like im way too far gone
If you can't pee with a whole crowd of men and women around you staring at your flaccid penis then you are a failure of a man.
>>24679848
Me neither. Especially if someone is taking a shit already. I need everyone out of the restroom when I piss or poo
Come on, Anon. We all have one!
>>24681252
Can completely relate, i also hate when i hear people talking or making noises
>>24681373
god damn it why did those fucking jews have to cut my foreskin off. that feel when you will never be able to fap with a silky natural foreskin that glides over the penis and has 4x as many nerve endings in it as a clitoris.
wish I could find the guy who did this to me so I could kill his family in front of him.
I avoid shitting when someone else is shitting, but will in emergencies.
I can pee when someone is shitting in a stall fine when no one else is around.
However, being able to pee with someone at the urinal right next to me is a game I sometimes win and sometimes lose, ultimately having to wait until they shake off and leave.
>>24681376
The worst for me is when I can hear the guy breathing and sighing while he takes a shit in the bathroom. I live in a dormitory with shared restrooms. Going to the bathroom is an absolute challenge for me. Even the showers are shared too.
>>24681373
>tfw tight foreskin
How do I loosen up, anons?
>>24681421
I wish you could, too. Best of luck fulfilling your wish, Anon.
>tfw can't fap in public restroom
>tfw can't suck dick in public restrooms
>tfw can't have consensual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation in public restrooms
>>24682064
Oh, how l-lewd!
>tfw you will never find your true love in a public restroom
>in military
>random drug test, 100% of the unit
>the observers are from a different unit this time
>one of them stands up, gets everyone's attention, and says "Stop being shy, they have to see your penis."
>entire company instantly starts laughing at him for actually saying that
>apparently some of it was nervous laughter as some soldiers come back with empty bottles and say "I couldn't pee"
>this is after drinking countless cups of water and being in line for an hour
Seriously, how the fuck can you be prepared to kill and/or die for your country if you can't pee in front of someone? Why are shy pissers such bitches?
