go to sleep wagekucks. the bosses knob needs a good polishing tomorrow morning and these NEETbux arent going to make themselves.
>there are neetards who actually think you need to wake up before noon in order to make a living
My boss is hot as fuck
I would polish her knob until I died of thirst real shit
>its only one person making these threads
:)
>>24679603
>working for a woman
and i thought wagekeks couldnt stoop any lower
>>24679487
whatever we can do to keep you in your nest and away from us anon
>>24679883
a NEET enjoys the finer things in life wagekuck, you wouldnt understand. wagekucks are poor as poor in knowledge as they are in character. afterall how do you justify enjoyment of slavery?
>>24679600
Well in any case wagekeks need to set an alarm, that in itself makes the money hardly worth it!
Hey OP make a neet general soon, I want to see what my neet bros are up to tomorrow.
>>24679952
have you checked your carbon monoxide detector recently?
>>24679952
>finer things in life
You mean shitposting on a Burmese cave painting wall?
>>24680260
have fun BEING A SLAVE TO MR GOLDBURGFUNKLESTEIN, Wagekuck. While you're off being a slave to your jewish boss, I'LL BE MAKING THE FINEST MEALS WITH ONLY THE BEST INGREDIENTS USED BY WORLD FAMOUS CHEFS, of course i can't forget about my orchestra, and fucking your girlfriend :)
Got fired for bashing some 30+ year old. Literally don't even care. Riding my motorcycle everyday and sleeping till 4pm.
This is the life.
>>24680314
>Thinking people arguing with autistic incapable man-babies on a Taiwanese snake farming channel have girlfriends
Kraft macaroni and Doritos aren't finer foods NEET-kun
>>24680391
Silly wagekuck, I know the finest recipes. For now, I'm gonna hang out in my crib
>>24680071
>needing an alarm to wake up before noon
Jesus Christ does ecchi really fuck with your sleep schedule that much?
>>24680391
the context was fucking your gf you illiterate wageslave. honestly not even surprised you mongoloids cant read.
The truth about wagekucks
>>24680450
maybe spend your 8 neethours tomorrow thinking about that again
>>24680450
Sorry NEET-kun but you're the autistic man-child I was refering to
>>24680450
>>24680423
>>24679952
Is the whole neet superiority complex just a meme? I mean how can you be proud of living with your parents?
>>24680539
Why do failed normies like yourself even browse this board? it's amusing seeing shit-skins like yourself boast about having a normie life.
>>24680520
But what if I do something I really enjoy, while getting paid for it?
>>24680563
If you are, I'm proud of you Anon
Another day, another dollar, wagekucks.
> tfw I'm an nyc lawyer and literally work for Jew bosses and give them huge profits on my wage slavery
This can't be the norm. Jews can't be everywhere, yet these wagekek memes always specifically mention Jew bosses. Feels like it was specifically meant for me. Jews aren't that prevalent in other parts of the country... Wtf
>>24680561
I'm not bragging about shit
I've experienced the hazy meaningless hell that is being NEET and can't understand how anyone could be proud of it.
>>24680620
>why are there Jews in nyc
>>24680645
> I mean how can you be proud of living with your parents?
Don't let the door hit you on the way out, reddittumblarina.
>>24680619
>tfw NEETs think this is them
>>24680682
Stop memeing so hard
>>24680619
I suppose this IS possible for a NEET but we all know all they do is sleep-in, watch anime, shitpost, eat the meal their mommy made and sleep for 17 hours. no washing, no rinsing, only repeating
>>24680645
some people are just born degenerates, anon
>>24680101
Hopefully not
Then I wouldn't have to pay his welfare and he couldn't shitpost anymore
>>24680721
>>24680619
Heres the correct chart
>>24680520
>In 2013
>Be 2015
Old shitpost is old
>>24680383
>pretending not to be depressed as fuck
wagekucks are asleep.
quick, have fun and enjoy your free time
>>24681565
top fucking kek, thanks anon
>>24680520
this really misses out the key variable in that NEETs are horrifically lazy and never do anything of this stuff in reality
>>24681565
oh god I'm NEET with a job and don't live at home
how does that even happen
>>24682858
So you're not a NEET. You're a slob.
>>24682858
>NEET with a job
so you're not a NEET
>NEETs literally have to post these threads multiple times per day to feel better about themselves.
>>24683025
nice try wageslut but it's not working (like us)
>>24679653
because nobody else has to
as a neet i've usually got better things to spend my time on than browsing this board
when i need a laugh i come here and every time there's a thread in the catalog with hundreds of replies from silly wagekucks
>>24679487
This.I hope you have a good night.
>>24681565
>>24680619
Somebody combine these two. Doesn't even matter which side from each.
Keep up the good work, NEETs. I enjoy opening these threads and seeing wagekeks upset within the first 5 replies.
Wanna go to Subway some time? My treat.
>>24684293
:)
I would really like that, brojak.
You know something? You're alright.
wakey wakey wagekuckadakey
have good sleeps all. :)))
>>24684235
The reality for both sides
>tfw boss is an alcoholic who has to pay child support
>tfw i make more money than he does
>>24681565
>The NEET's father remains emotionless, he has long pretended his son is already dead.
Kek
