Sorry these are not screenshots but holy shit, Tumblr.
Q. "I'm biologically male.." "I was born a female.."
A. Please don't say stuff like this. if you need to mention your designated gender at birth say you're amab/afab (assigned male/female at birth) dmab/dfab (designated male/female at birth) or camab/cafab (coercively assigned male/female at birth). Saying you're biologically your assigned gender at birth is transphobic and cissexist. Biological Sex is a social construct just like gender.
Q: Is there a flag for sapio-, andro- or gyne- orientations?
A: These orientations are problematic. Any asks about these orientations will be deleted immediatley. Sapio- is ableist because intelligence is a social construct and the word itself marginalizes disabled people. Andro- and gyne- are cissexist because they are both root words meaning man and woman AND DMAB and DFAB depending on context, and because of this contextual grouping it equates sex with gender. Woma- and ma- are alternatives for gyne- and andro-, respectively, with the same definition.
These are satirical posts, r-right?
We live in a dangerous world where that might well be a joke but a lot of people are going to take it very seriously and believe it to be the truth. They'll call themselves those anthropogynobydinorhinosexual things and hate anyone who doesn't agree with it.
We should be stopping these people.
>>24679476
>tfw ineveitable tranny defense force will get btfo in a few posts
any second now brobots...
>>24679476
OK but this one has to be a joke. I think I just need to stay away from Tumblr, it confuses and angers me and now I feel like an old man with Alzheimer's on one of his 'good' days.
>>24679476
>Biological Sex is a social construct
No it is biological
>>24679476
yo what if we fed the poor and homeless by getting the government to cook the craziest of tumblrites and serve them as food stamp food
how sweet a deal would that beit would be even sweeter if the government cooked me and served me to some hobo street shitter. at least my body owuld be put for a good cause
>>24679665
And then what? After that are they chickenkins or what?
>>24679686
biology is a social construct
empirical science is the patriarchy imposing its views on the natural world
>>24679476
These people actually believe this shit and it scares me.
>>24679697
I dunno, this is low-hanging fruit I admit but holy shit I would not want to eat a tumblrite. Imagine their diet and what it did to the meat they probably have, hidden away in their vast valleys of pure fat.
>>24679665
So she had to eat all the eggs?
They're kind of right. A penis is just an enlarged clit. The default template for a fetus growing is for it to grow into lady parts and its only at a certain stage of development that male shit kicks in and says "oh actually, we're making this clit bigger".
>>24679476
Please god no why am I doing this here is another darling screenshot.
Can someone take me away from Tumblr please, it's like a car crash, I can't stop looking.
>>24679665
lawl this is satire, you might be retarded
OK this is the last one I have to stop. Please, some kind Robot tell me I am retarded and do not get satire.
http://just-smith.tumblr.com/post/129496928992/patriarchal-scientist
>>24679809
Who /girlflux/ here, happens mostly when I'm masturbating
>>24679791
Well yeah, everyone does start out female, but that doesn't mean that testosterone and other male androgens that are upregulated during development don't have a significant impact on everything from bone density to brain development.
It's a stupid argument.
>>24679868
lel, that is pol-tier
>>24679898
Ah thank you kind Robot, I didn't see your post before. Do you promise it's satire? I woke up drunk again and my irony glands are not functioning very well.
>>24679868
I think tumblr is bizarro /pol/.
>>24679773
She didn't have to tell him what happened, but she did have to eat a whole bowl of eggs.
>>24679939
>>24679980
Horseshoe theory is right, lads
>>24680000
czeched
>>24679665
I could sure go for some scrambled eggs, right now.
>>24680035
Sounds eggscellent.
>>24679623
Stopping them for their own good, not because they should be hated.
www.transsexualregret.com
>>24680065
Oops. Messed up the URL.
Here.
http://www.sexchangeregret.com/
>>24679921
Cum and then spend like ten minutes trying to get out of the dress again, can't imagine leaving it on after.
OK this one is a joke. It must be.
>>24680000
Quads check'd
Also why the shit? Do people on Tumblr? Type like this? I hate it?
>>24680118
I don't even know what the word gender means anymore.
>>24679575
>anthropogynobydinorhinosexual
>dinorhinosexual
hahahahahahahahaha
I'm oppressed, and so you must submit to my completely arbitrary demands. By the way, I'm totally doing you a favor by speaking to you because it's really hard for me to do stuff.
The only time a tumble comic has made me genuinely upset is one where all the queer trans shit was portrayed with flags of different colors, and being heterosexual was portrayed as more boring than being asexual.
>>24680148
A lot of the tumblr sort like to type out "uh" and "um" often.
Why would you type out a verbal pause? If you're displeased, vocalize it. Don't act like a Stacy who doesn't know her speech in speech class.
>>24679791
Have you even seen a penis or clit? The structures are vastly different. Or do you think women pee out of their clits standing up like a boy does?
>>24680018
Horseshoe theory is retarded and only retards like it.
>>24680251
Women get off on writing in the most exasperated or indignant manner possible.
>>24680176
I like to stick with the true meaning. It's a linguistic term and nothing more. If we're talking about ladyparts or boyparts or identity then sex is the term. No need in legitimizing the term according to their backwards and subversive definition. If they want a word for their concept they should make one up instead of using one that is already well established.
>>24679623
You think people in STEM fields or successful in business give a shit? lmao
It's like an inside joke, we all know they exist, we laugh art it behind their backs and in their faces, they don't know we know, they think we believe them. We don't. They're the joke.
>>24680330
I think it's more to do with their lower verbal IQ, Women tend to struggle with verbal and written word, but especially so with written. They also don't understand context.
My grandmother is a teach at a private university and she lets me check out her students papers. You don't even need to read the name to guess the sex of the writer. The ones written by women are always laughably bad. Unfortunately my grandmother doesn't grade them and just passes them through because the dean said something about sojiny and satisfying paying customers.
>>24679476
>2015
>""""""identifying""""" as another sex is accepted and celebrated, as are ongoing cosmetic procedures to (try to) become the opposite sex
>identifying as another race and having comsetic procedures to (try to) become another race is unacceptable
Literally the same year that Caitlin Jenner became a national hero was the same year that people found out a white lady was pretending to be black for some Black political organization and she was deeply shamed and shunned on all media.
Also ask the most progressive tranny-friendly neo-leftist what they think about Indians bleaching their skin or Koreans widening their eyelids and they'll say it's problematic, while being a tranny is brave.
>>24679575
Yeah I couldn't draw that in the end but damnit I tried.
>>24680118
Why do they all type with an upward inflection? That is not a statement? I hate it when they do that??????
So ever since that anon posted the article I've been reading about this and it is legitimately worrying. Yes, these people are jokes that shouldn't be taken seriously, but plenty of people are and their lives are being ruined because of it
http://thefederalist.com/2014/11/11/trouble-in-transtopia-murmurs-of-sex-change-regret/
But by all means laugh at them
>>24679476
Sometimes I like to read this list while this song plays, it's weirdly soothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo
>>24680061
>triggered
I just got back from /ck/.
>>24680489
#bigmacs
beautiful
>>24680583
Ah god I have no idea why but I am fucking vibrating out of my chair with lel reading that
>>24680000
Sick reference AND sick quads? Nicely done, Anon.
This is all too complicated for me, lads.
Help me understand. Are these people saying their gender is a choice?
It's alright to be born gay but not alright to be born male or female?
>>24680219
This is the one you need.
>>24680413
STEM and business are irrelevant to culture and the world we live in. Politics is what we need to pay attention to, and these guys run politics. It's all fun and games until you are mandated to turn in your genitals and undergo compulsive sex reassignment. Look at our tax system. Half of all tax revenue goes to women, 25% to shitskins, and the remaining is fought over by the infrastructure and military guys. Whatever crumbs are left behind the STEM guys fight over. Fuck women and shitskins. I"m not a fan of the socialism and big taxes and shit like the US is currently plagued with but we could be using the 'social spending' on something useful like carbyne, carbon aerogel, semi conducting diamonds and cultivation, cuben fiber, longevity, medicine, anything is better than wasting it on food stamps and women's studies degrees. Even if federal student loans were not applicable by those who major in liberal arts it would be a huge improvement. People thought the housing bubble was rough, just wait until the student loan bubble explodes.
>>24680583
>fairy
>faerie
>and pixie
>no brownie
>no elf
>no gnome
>no leprechaun
Offensive to fair folk. Fucking antifae scum
>>24680528
Fuck off? Ciswhiteman? You cannot comprehend our struggles?
MY VAGINA WILL CONSUME THE WORLD?
>>24680664
>mandated
>using gendered words
>in the year of our Lord 2015
CIS SCUM
>>24679476
>Sorry these are not screenshots
Then give the fucking source.
Why the fuck are you on tumblr anyways?
>>24680568
>It's genital mutilation. My 'vagina' was just the bag of my scrotum. It's like a pouch, like a kangaroo. What's scary is you still feel like you have a penis when you're sexually aroused. It's like phantom limb syndrome. It's all been a terrible misadventure. I've never been a woman, just Alan
BOIPUCCI
>>24680701
Because I got very drunk and wanted to feel angry.
I am sure you can find them through google but oh please don't make me look through my search history, it will probably traumatise me as I'm sobering up now.
>>24680583
>goy
>transhag
>royal
>splat
>mesbo
>yestergay
I love this thing.
>>24680699
LORD IS MASCULINE YOU BIGOT
>>24680753
>wanted to feel angry
>>24680646
These people are crazy and think that the body they were born in is "wrong".
That's all there is to it.
I think that quite a few of them are also just homosexuals in the deepest of denial and use that as a coping mechanism
So I guess I'm a caedopresenting pangendered vachyoimninonbinary cupiosexual.
>>24680759
>Yestergay all my troubles seemed so far away.
Now it looks as though they're here to stay.
Oh, I believe in yestergay.
Suddenly I'm not half the man, or woman, or transman or transwoman, or womyn or transwomyn or otherkin or other gender indentity that one might identify as, I used to be.
There's a shadow hanging over me.
Oh, yestergay came suddenly.
>>24680812
You've never gone on weird masochistic dives into horrible parts of the internet? What are you, some kind of robot?
Anyone have the image of a guy listing his sexualities/pronouns like a tumblrite, but he's just completely ordinary?
There was a bit like "my pronouns are he, him, and sometimes they (when you're talking about me and my buddies)"
>>24680883
Manly tears.
>>24680489
lel, saved
Also resized for those of us who don't have xbawks huge displays and gigabit connection speed.
>>24680928
Shit, what would xherlhrrhirxis pronouns be?
>>24680568
What's with 65% of cosmetic surgery? I plan on getting cheek, jam, and chin implants, and while not entirely cosmetic because I do have teeth problems, I plan on getting a set of those 20k chompers implanted, and I have unilateral pubertal gyno amd don't think I"d miss that one hard knot like lump. Gyno works on fat people but I just look like a hungry skelly kleinfelter freak with it. It's bad enough I have an itty bitty babby dick and narrow shoulders. I don't need half a rack on top of it.
If I weren't 6'3 I would probably transition myself. My little dick might as well do someone some good and be made into a vagina. I know it sure as hell isn't going inside a vagina anytime soon.
>>24681053
>My little dick might as well do someone some good and be made into a vagina. I know it sure as hell isn't going inside a vagina anytime soon.
That's like saying "there's a room in my house that I'm not going to be using anytime soon so I may as well set it on fire and board it up"
>>24680904
I think this might be it? But don't question me? Because it will set my fat-rolls a-quivering?
>>24679665
Does eggman have a tumblr?
>>24681185
Yep that's it, thanks m8
>>24681155
I think it's more like saying "there's a room in my house that I'm not going to be using anytime soon so I may as well rent it out and get something out of it".
Then I could go online and get attention.
>tfw chasers won't stop trying to talk to you
(translator's note:chaser is anyone who talks to them)
>tfw no bf
>>24680770
PENISES ARE VAGINAS THOUGH #rekt
>>24681254
>I may as well rent it out
How does that analogy work with you cutting off your dick and turning your ballsack into a roastie?
>>24681254
Age: 12 yrs
Training: Kitty-tan (?) was abducted on her way home from school two months ago. At first. she was a very bad kitty! She didn't enjoy breeding time at all, and even fought against it! But after being beaten, beaten so badly, that she went blind in one eye, she behaves just like a perfect kitty slave. The blind eye isn't so bad, the master thinks the eye----'s cute! Now, Kitty---- even sobs less when she's mating, and when she does, it's much quieter.
What Kitty-tan really hates, though, is mouth-mating. She's even thrown up a couple of times!
Ah god now I have cancer
>>24681350
Are you being serious or joking with me?
It's well known woman is tutorial mode. For a 5'8 trap that half passes it's life on easy mode. Men are desperate.
I wouldn't be anyone's first choice, or even second, but I'm sure people would be a lot nicer and more interested in me than they are now as a cishet lanklet with a micropenis and duhpreshin. Worst case scenario I camwhore and make an easy $20 to $40/ hour. It's not much but whoremoans don't cost much either.
Why do so many people have issues here? It seems like theyre trying to make society more inclusive.
As an autist I feel like this whole ableism idea could help me.
>>24681254
>>24681412
I wonder if he's homeless now
>>24681546
I feel like it's the opposite; they're creating shittons of labels for everything so they can have their own little cliques and exclude and hate everyone outside them. I'm pretty dumb though so that might be bullshit.
OK I need to get off tumblr now.
>mfw I want to use the hydra splatling but it's impossible to use effectively when your team is shit
>>24681751
Fuck I think that describes me. Fucking goddamnit it's not something I need to 'identify with' though.
>>24681613
Oh shit, you might be right.
Its just an elaborate hoax, like the Jews trying to dominate liberal politica so they are never targeted again.
If you could "pick a gender", what would you want to be?
I'd have fun telling people I'm moneyqueer, and proceed to tell them that denying me free things is sexist and harassment.
>>24682174
kek'd.
What would your pronouns be?
>>24680118
i identify with this gender
>>24682421
$, $###.##,and stock exchange codes
>>24682174
T Rex
>>24679476
WW3 needs to destroy these motherfucking annoying shits. Fuck them all.
>>24680680
underrated af jus sayin
>>24679925
Technically we start out genderless. To be female is to have two X chromosomes, an unfertilised egg has one.
i hate females who use male pronoun and still act girly fuck them same with tran guys fuck them all
>>24679868
>>24679476
>penises are female organs
>therefore vaginas are male organs
>all men should die
>this means all people with vaginas should die
i agree with this
>>24684089
meant all people with vaginas are animals
>>24679809
vanillabean: a soft gender associated with mostly the color white and cool temperatures, and a pleasant vanilla aftertaste
When did Tumblr start getting so fucking mental with labelling everything?
>>24680583
>I have a PhD in maths and my gender? My gender is Spivak.
>>24680118
tumblr can only speak in passive aggressive retorts
>have to take art class for gen ed requirement
>the whole art building is overflowing with degenerates, fortunately my professor is normal
>my classroom is right next to the bathrooms
>bathrooms are set up kind of weird, instead of being next to each other my classroom is sandwiched in between them so the mens' room is on one side of my classroom and the ladies room is on the other side
>got there a little early one day
>leaning against the wall waiting for my professor to get there (door is locked)
>see an extremely mannish, masculine looking tranny exit the ladies room
>not passable at all but still wearing tons of makeup and a dress
>it walks past me
>"Hey, you were in the wrong restroom - that wasn't the mens' room"
>"I identify as a woman you asshole!" as it stomps away and down the hall
>professor rounds the corner as the tranny is swearing at me
>"What was up with that?"
>"Didn't like being reminded that he should use the mens' room"
>professor laughs and says "Fucking freaks"
>>24684331
Based Professor.
Although I think that if the person can pass, and they go into a stall to do their business I'm not sure I would give a shit (because I wouldn't know).
What are some good tags to look up to get angry?
>>24684714
Cis hate and cis scum are pretty good. >>24680583
I bet searching for some of the shit on this list would be quite fertile.
>>24684714
Oh "non binary problems" is very good too.
Tumblr sjw here
>>24679665
>>24679476
satire
>>24680118
>>24679868
>>24679809
trolling
>>24681185
satire
Sincere social justice posts tend to be masterposts of evidence, TOR kits, survival tips, pdf libraries, and so on. 99% of the "die cis scum" content is either created to mock 4chan & reddit users or created for shits and giggles.
>>24684889
> Sincere social justice posts tend to be masterposts of evidence
Stop sucking your own dick
> 99% of the "die cis scum" content is either created to mock 4chan & reddit users or created for shits and giggles
I've noticed this sort of view among many SJWs. It's not trolling to post a more extreme version of what you actually believe, it's just fucking retarded. It's the equivalent of a /pol/fag conservative pretending to support Hitler. It just makes /pol/fags look like insane neo-nazis. Similarly, pretending to hate all cis/men/whites makes you look like a far left loon.
>>24684889
>Tumblr
>masterposts of evidence
I highly doubt that. And surviving what? If you stay in white or Asian neighborhoods you'll be fine. Sorry SJW, niggers are the ones that are more likely to commit violent crimes.
>>24684976
It's not what we actually believe, though. The purpose of making ourselves look like far left loons is to drive people like you - spineless moderates - away. Ditto for /pol/, actually.
>>24685027
I'm not a "spineless moderate", I locate myself firmly on the conservative side of things. But I do think it's interesting that you want to drive away more moderate left wingers. Personally I'm all for SJWs alienating from normal people.
>>24679476
she has a point though. all reproductive organs are pretty much the same, a penis and a vagina don't have enough differences to determine someone's gender.
>>24679868
Jesus, is this what happens to you when you are born as the inferior gender? So men bringing human kind into the technological 21th century had no influence on her to be at least grateful to men?
>>24685139
kek apparently she thinks if you just repeat the same sentence multiple times it becomes a fact
>>24684994
What kind do you want? Historical? Archaelogical? Known-pedophile lists? Get better at sorting data, maybe, newfriend
>>24685083
I call you spineless because you lack conviction and hold no beliefs or items sacred for which you would be willing to die.
My people are already dying. Yours is the foot wearing the boot at the back of our necks.
>>24685230
Well, let's just both happily wait for the Day of the Rope, whichever side ends up doing the hanging.
>>24685247
And, again: you're content to wait. QED.
>>24685191
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
GET A LOAD OF THIS NIGGER
>>24685230
Whatever BLM, just don't shoot any reporters, k?
>>24679476
I have no problem with non-binary people (I'm a gay dude) on the contrary I'm kind of happy for them if they can become happy... But goddammit... This level of butthurt is pretty fucked up.
I understand when non-cis, non-hetero people get a little paranoid, no matter where you go you will always find assholes to tell you how you're wrong about yourself etc... That's the reason for the overabundance of labels in the LGBTQ+ community, people need labels to have a kind of feeling of belonging, it's reassuring and in the end it isn't a problem at all, if it can make people happy without hurting others it's all good.
Come on, "biologically male" is SCIENCE bitch... You have an Y chromosome, you're biologically male, if you don't have any, you're biologically female. What you do afterwards doesn't matter, you can be a man or a woman, all right.
But it won't change the fact that you were born with a dick, or not. It doesn't mean anything either, but that's a mere fact and hiding it won't change it.
Those kind of extreme people (cause not all non-binary persons are like that) tend to discriminate people and to look for discrimination in other people words deliberately.
Words aren't the problem, the people who use them are.
>>24684714
>>24684830
>>24684808
In a way, you guys are even lower than SJWs
Did the twilight zone theme play in anyone else's head when you read this? Just me?
>>24682556
>stock exchange codes
>>24680583
i made this just now
