Female pleasure areasjust in case...
>>24678672
according to that image i should start poking girls in the eyes?
>>24678829
Yes with your rock hard penis.
>>24678672
Implying tumblr cunts know what's pleasurable. Pic related is average tumblr cunt
>>24678672
How the fuck are eyes pleasure areas
Tumblr comments are wrong, as usual. This is what happens when you force feed a girl molten iron.
>>24678672
My gf posted that picture on fagbook yesterday lololololololol
>*action*
>lol U GO GIRL
>come on guys
>REBLOGGED
why do people use that site again? every screencap from there are posts that aren't even worth a chuckle, but people respond with "I LITERALLY CAN'T BREATHE" and "I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN REBLOGGED"
I always thought 4chan posts were the lowest of the low, but I would take two dozen "CHECK EM" and LITTLE WHITE DICKS posts over this any day
I am a girl and this is true. I wish I had a handsome, romantic, and intelligent young man to touch me and hold me.
tfw positive i'd be a great lover but i'll never get the chance
>mfw someone complains about 'dead fish gf' near me
so i should literally eye socket skull fuck a girl?
>>24678901
>I wish Chad would poke my eyes before he dumps me
>>24678901
>I wish I had a handsome, romantic, and intelligent young man to touch me and hold me.
whoa its like im your dream guy senpai xDDDDD
haha
>asexual
Way to completely invalidate everything you just said.
>>24678672
Finally I have a legit reason to skullfuck.
you all are dumb niggers
>these are the most SENSITIVE areas on the female bodies
Fucking christ
>>24678900
checked shaka laka mofuckaa
>>24678900
>why do people use that site again?
I use it for porn.
>>24679013
tfw scrolling down the archive page until Firefox uses too much memory and crashes
>>24678672
>I'm asexual
I get that some people aren't interested in sex, but why do you have to make an identity out of it?
Why does tumblr feel they need to make an identity out of everything
>>24678929
Fuck off, if you just worked out for 30 minutes a day and showered daily. and weren't fat and got a decent job you would be handsome
>>24678889
>tumblr
Holy FUCK
This whole fucking time I thought those comment sections were from reddit
What a mother fucking revelation
>>24678672
>"This is the greatest thing ever that was a thing ever!"
>Ever single tumblr comment ever.
>>24678672
>constantly sharing infographics and articles about women's desires and wants in a relationship
I love how women think men just want to be constantly told what to do and how to please a woman. Meanwhile little to no effort is exerted on their part. Turns out men like a girl for more than just looking pretty and sucking your dick but few women seem to have this figured out either so...
>>24678829
Did you even read it you walnut?
>>24678672
*smacks your forehead*
>>24678672
>Kiss her eyelids
Only on Tumblr.
>>24679067
out of all the made up sexualities you could mention you chose the one that is actually warranted
>>24679067
Because today's society has a paradoxical effect that makes people feel that there should be something special about them, but it really just makes them all the same. Sexual identities is one of those things. If you feel a certain way for long enough, that's obviously how you were born and therefore you are special. But oh wait, there's tons of other people that are feeling the exact same way, so you all get lumped into needless groups
>>24679076
>got a decent job you would be handsome
Women are the worst whores to capital.
>'B-b-b-b-b-but I want to live comfortably!'
You can live comfortably on a shit wage. You want to live indulgently. I bet you leave all your shit lying everywhere and act 'cute' like the adult baby you are.
>>24678672
>mouth
Does that mean she'll enjoy me brushing her teeth?
Are they eyes really erogenous zones? I doubt that.
>>24679474
Literally you are trying to justify half assing your life with a minimum wage job. All you need is a trade or a vocation or a job that allows you to live outside the ghetto. But no, that's too hard. You'd rather slave away at McDonald's for $20k a year than somewhere else for like $40-50k+ a year
>>24679245
yeah it said i should hold her face down and poke her eyes
>>24679067
Most of them are just lying to themselves. They don't want to admit that they can't find a partner. I had a few friends who claimed to be asexual. All of them ended getting ugly ass gfs to satisfy their sexual urges.
>>24679512
How dare you question that. You're not a woman, you wouldn't know. You're just cishitter
>>24678672
Those are sensitive areas, not pleasure areas because the real pleasure area is between her ears.
When a robot would touch one of those areas she would freak out and be disgusted.
When Chad would touch one of those areas she would instantly have a gushing waterfall down there.
>>24679538
>trying to justify half-assing you life
I'm not trying to justify anything. You're a whore, and now you're butthurt because I told you you are a whore. I expect I was right about your living like a pig and affecting 'cuteness' too
>But no, that's too hard.
You don't know anything about hard work, adult baby. You want to do as little work as possible for as much as you can get, like every other entitled pig, you are more comfortable telling others to work than doing it yourself.
>>24679481
Kissing, bro...
Of all the spots you could criticize, mane.
I've had one gf my whole life. I used to love kissing her neck and nussling up to her more then I liked actual sex. Life fucking sucks. I miss that so God Damn much.
>>24679090
How many times have you told somebody to go back to reddit without knowing what reddit is?
>>24678672
>I know this shit and I'm ASEXUAL
wew
>>24679067
>>24679382
Pretty clear that that "asexual" is interested as fuck
>>24679876
Lurk more, teeth-brushing is very intimate.
>>24679538
>halfassing
>slaving
Pick one you fucking idiot.
>tfw no qt female thighs to rub, grab, squeeze or caress
that is one thing that makes me really want a gf desu, but it wouldn't be worth all the bullshit she would bring with it
I think these pleasure zones become more sensitive when the female is horny. So kissing an eye wont do shit unless shes already feeling it
This is what a girl told me when I tried tickling her and she said she wasnt ticklish
until I tickled her during sex
Take note of the fact that the vagina is not one of them.
Women literally do not like intercourse.
>>24678872
It's only pleasurable if they can analyse Chads cock with it.
>>24678872
kiss her face you stupid faggot
none of you here even know how to be loving then think you'll keep a gf by sticking your dick in her and rolling over
>>24680046
>tried kissing her neck during a make out/groping session
>starts laughing
>says "stop."
>pulls away
>that was literally the only time I've ever been with and/or kissed a girl
THANKS TUMBLR
YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT
>historically most cultures have venerated their girls as being pure and virtuous, of requiring tenderness rather than rough sex
>the fact is the vagina/clitoris is an inverted penis and, in fact, can be surgically/hormonally converted into a penis
>thus women are socialised to generally present themselves as wanting tenderness and excessive foreplay
>this is only really required if you can't make women feel comfortable around you and/or can't turn them on with your meat sword.
>women are capable of having five minute orgasms, they just require the right dick
>women will seek self-confident, rough, guys for casual sex for this reason
>>24679076
>shower daily, not fat, workout, andhave a lot of money
>tfw never once been called attractive
the ride doesn't end
Information like this is wasted on me yet I make sure to memorize it every time.
Who here /watchedthatpornvideoonhowtoeatpussydespitethefactthatyou'llneverevereatpussy/?
>>24680087
Who are you quoting?
Bloxch
>>24679346
Honestly, I fantasize about a guy kissing my face all the time, especially on the sides of my eyes. I never even saw that photo until today...now it all makes sense.
>>24679919
Same type of people anywho
>>24680088
Do you brush twice a day, floss, and use mouthwash?
>>24679538
>Just get a trade/vocation job
>Just get a job, bro
>Like seriously why can't you get a job
>>24680088
Are you a nigger of soe sort?
>>24678900
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>>24680144
Good doubles desu senpai
>>24679103
Is it surprising? It's an echo chamber that silences all opposition. Everything posted there is something they want.
>>24680125
I brush twice a day, floss every other day, and use mouthwash in the morning. Hygiene, being fit, and having money doesn't negate being autistic and unattractive.
>>24680144
No I justhave autism
>>24678672
rub her wrists until she cums
>>24680114
I'll kiss you're eyes. But only if you wear a condom
>>24680114
Interesting I will remember this.
>>24680114
Ladybois don't count as guys tho
>>24680174
And that makes you ugly?
>>24680046
Sounds similar to my limited experience. Depending on the kind of sex and the person, one can get in a different state of mind which allows one to be much more receptive to touch and similar stimuli. (Much like how you can ignore an itch or suppress pain to some extent, it's also possible the other way around.)Both men and women can do this, though as the man tends to be expected to take the lead, his mind is generally more focused on taking said lead than increase his own reception to touch.
Not all erogenous zones are as effective on everyone, and it very well may be some supposed zones have zero effect for some people.
Some women just generally prefer rough sex though, not really caring at all for the whole increased reception/stimuli etc. nor any real foreplay or any erogenous zones being stimulated other than her fuckhole and maybe tits.
Much like with most sex "tips" or "advises", it's nice to keep them in mind but in the end you'll end up having to find out what works through trial and error, as different people have different preferences.
Certainly doesn't hurt at least being aware there are other sensitive (and at the right moment, potential erogenous) zones though.
>tfw I'm a guy and I loved it when my ex would gently kiss my neck
Never again I suppose. To far down the rabbit hole at this point. Fucking lsd
>>24679942
asexual doesn't mean that you aren't interested in sex, it just means that it's not a primary driving force in your life
>>24679057
Holy shit, I know this all too well.
>>24680347
Its your own fault nigger. Did you atleast get late?
>>24680372
According to who, do tell?
>>24680388
Yea we dated for 2 years then I went insane cause I took 20 hits of acid on a 100 dollars bet.
>>24679990
would any gril here want their thighs stroked by me?
>>24680452
>20 hits of acid
Did u die?
>>24680514
You'd have to take an insane amount of acid to die from it. Gallons.
Of course, there's nothing stopping him from doing something stupid and getting hurt while tripping. I'm guessing anon has mad HPPD too
>>24680293
No, but it makes me unattractive.
>>24680587
Howso. Is it that youre awkward? Crooked back? Shy? Its not autism that made you ugly it's your genes man
>>24680623
>made you ugly
Again, not ugly. It makes me unattractive. You'd think that you'd understand which meaning I was going after the first time, but, whatever.
>Is it that youre awkward? Crooked back? Shy?
No, it's that I'm literally autistic and have a lot of quirks that make me very unattractive.
>You study her tender bits
>Chad pounds her till they're roastie lips
>You've memorised the softer tantric arts
>Chad has her gagging on his cock while inhaling his farts
Feel free to continue
>>24680405
According to him. He doesn't have anything else to make himself feel special and unique
>>24678672
>>24678862
>>24679067
>>24679926
>>24680405
>mfw tumblrtards think they're aesexual because landwhales are so fucking covered in fat that they can no longer tell what part of their body is what.
>it's been medically fucking PROVEN that obese women have a much more difficult time achieving arousal and pregnancy
this shit is too good to make up, it writes itself
>>24680514
It took about a week to comedown then.I had a major psychotic break down about a month after that. Since then I snap for pretty much no reason and as a result I've lost pretty much everyone. got a hundo dollars tho.
>>24680575
This too. This was about 4 years ago and I'm still disassociated and get tracers and patterns here and there.
>>24680455
this is why I drink
>>24680758
>tantric
??????
Fucking hate how plebs use this word all the time not knowing what it means
>>24678872
They are not. That's written by an a-sexual. They are speaking from an academic standpoint of shit they read or heard not personal experience.They're not lying, their just ignorant and telling lies on accident
>>24680684
Right right you could have put emphasis on it it's usually not used like that just say undesirable or something. You really are autistic no offence though. What quarks and have you gotten late yet?
>>24680869
How have i misused it, anon?
>>24680912
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tantra
>>24679076
>>24679538
>tfw minimum wage "part-time" job
>manage to just get by living on my own in my own apartment
>able to practice several cheaper hobbies and go out with friends almost every weekend
>good hygiene, personality, 6/10 face and body (ottermode)
Hypothetically speaking, I'd be interested in finding a gf, and only gfs like you exist: presumably not having a job herself, completely lacking self-sufficiency, expecting me to carry her through life catering to all her monetary needs and wants.
I'd either have to find a part-time job that pays roughly twice (let's say thrice, as she'd probably "demand" a much more luxurious life) as much money than the minimum wage (let's face it, practically impossible to "just" find without investing in a new college degree and whatnot - disregarding this would take years off my life to finish and decades to pay off debts before I could date said hypothetical gf with a "decent" net income, assuming finding a job would be instant), or start working twice as much meaning a LOT less free time to actually make use of the money myself and enjoy life.
I'm curious. What would she/you have to offer me that is worth all this time, effort, and money, and energy invested?
What would you bring to the table to justify spending way over half of my income on you as well as practically changing my whole life to have you and only you as priority rather than us?
What kind of effort would you put into the hypothetical relationship for it to work?
What makes you worth all that?
I'm pretty content living a single life luckily, and except for sex and intimacy, I've got most things I'd like to experience from others covered by having friends and acquaintances.
I'm glad that my female friends and a good amount of female acquaintances seem to find enjoyment in being self-sufficient and putting in effort to make things work themselves even while in a relationship, as that shows decent women do exist.
>The female body is literally one person
>ALL GIRLS WANT TO BE KISSED ON THE EYES!
People have different quirks, some bitches like their legs touched, some like when you fuck with their fingers and lips. This entire thing is based on conjecture and one persons experienced backed by a retard who doesn't know what being asexual means.
This whole "I'm this way, thus everyone else is like me" meme needs to die already. Why is everyone so fucking self-centered that they cannot realize that people may share common interests but it doesn't mean they are the same person.
>>24680965
Ok, so you're just being pretentious. I'm not going to reply again because I don't want to derail a thread with something stupid, but if you ask the average westerner what "tantric" means, their first mental association is going to be with "tantric sex". With language, very often a word comes to be widely misused - but it can then become appropriate to use this term to because of its currency, and so the use becomes 'legitimate'.
Also the context in which I was writing, an informal 'limerick' posted on r9k, should hint that the use of language isn't meant to be taken literal or as representing the authors views.
>>24681077
>he average westerner what "tantric" means, their first mental association is going to be with "tantric sex
This is my point.
It's retarded and it's annoying.
>>24678672
I'm about to lose my virginity next week, learning this made me less nervousbefore you say "REEEE NORMIE OUT" its with a whore
Looks like those hentai flash games had it right all along.
>>24681147
Why do you care if a whore gets off?
>>24680898
>You really are autistic no offence though
Well, yeah I'm diagnosed with autism.
>What quarks
I'm assuming English isn't your first language and you mean "quirks."
>have to where headphones or earplugs in public, otherwise I can't concentrate on anything
>smells like grass or red wine give me a headache and often make me vomit
>light touches do the same
>can't remember people based on their faces
>silently repeat words or phrases that I hear
>can't sleep or fall asleep without hitting my head on my pillow and bouncing one or both legs
>can't understand body language or facial expressions
>have been told I walk weird
etc...
>have you gotten late yet
Again, assuming you're not a native English speaker and you mean "laid." The answer is no, I'm a virgin.
>it's usually not used like that just say undesirable or something
Based on my previously stated assumption, you don't have enough of a grasp of the language to make that judgement.
>>24681430
You mean those small grammar mistakes? Are you really being a dick right now? Yes English isn't my native language thanks for the enlightenment and yes it is a good tip. Take it from a guy that that isn't a social reject to use more clear terms attractiveness is used usually to describe looks not personality unless there is the right emphasis on it being something else but do as you want.
>>24681184
Maybe he is hoping for a discount.
>>24681184
I can at least try to give her some kind of reward other than money for dealing with my neet ass. Besides, makes for good practice.
>>24681640
>small grammar mistakes
And general tone, not understanding what words mean, even after given context, and not even using the right words.
>Are you really being a dick right now
That wasn't my intent, but you're taking it that way so it's not like it really matters.
>yes it is a good tip
What are you even talking about?
>Take it from a guy that that isn't a social reject to use more clear terms
There's really no point in listening to someone who doesn't understand the language. The term, given the context of the entire conversation, has a clear meaning. And it's not looks, as you seem to think it is.
>>24681786
Man you are missing the point so hard it's painful. How about the fact that I can translate these words from my native language? The tip was.. that most people recognize the word as something else. Also, I don't understand the language? Really bro? Was that some sort of an argument? Can you connect words? I was just curious but you are talking shit like that I understand why you have no girlfriend and probably no friends either. You're sad man stick it up your ass I aint feeling sorry for you.
>>24679876
Watch Nisemonogatari.
>>24681147
Are you going to skullfuck her? It appears it's very pleasurable.
>>24681951
>that most people recognize the word as something else
The point is that you're not most people. You've demonstrated a lack of understanding of the language, so taking tips from you would only be damaging.
>I don't understand the language? Really bro? Was that some sort of an argument? Can you connect words? I was just curious but you are talking shit like that I understand why you have no girlfriend and probably no friends either
Again, not my intent, but whatever.
>>24681951
>arguing with an autist
It's like fighting a troll that doesn't understand that it's trolling
Quit while you're ahead
>>24678829
Virgin please
You're embarrassing yourself
>>24682111
But in Dutch it is. What now genius? Anyway talk to the wall bro. Don't talk to me anymore. You're just too stupid to talk to be it autism I dont care.
>>24682216
>But in Dutch it is.
I feel like I'm talking to a bot. That's not cogent to the conversation whatsoever. It honestly feels like you're either tricking me, or you have less of an understanding of English than I had originally thought.
Also, I think you may be on the spectrum. It seems like you have a difficulty understanding what people mean beyond literal meaning or words.
>>24680171
Yeah it's not suprising it's just so telling. It's like "THIS is why this shit is an echo chamber", the echo chamber doesn't bother me so much as the inability to have an original comment and the abusive of hyperbole.
If everything you see is THE BESTEST BEST EVER THAT EVERED than nothing is the best, ever. People are too lazy to come up with something original.
>>24681184
Lol ikr
I just fuck her and cum and leave
I'm paying to get off, not paying for her to get off
>>24680758
>be sure to touch her biceps, wrists and thighs
>Chad just goes straight for the creampies
The ultimate female pleasure area
Her eyes mean she is sensitive to see 6'3", ripped Chads.
>vagina is not on the pic
>>24679821
>You don't know anything about hard work, adult baby. You want to do as little work as possible for as much as you can get, like every other entitled pig, you are more comfortable telling others to work than doing it yourself.
>mfw you just described all of /r9k/ by accident
>>24679076
But I do all those and I'm still ugly.
>>24682597
wallets are female?
