>tfw you will never be best friends with eggman
Why even live?
>>24678254
Eggman looks like a different person
>>24678313
Eggman has made me feel like a different person.
Eggman causes lewd and possibly homo things to happen in my pants
Can we all just agree that the world is a better place because of our Ovaline Overlord?
>tfw you and toby will never drive around the city discussing the evils of feminism
>tfw you and toby will never get drunk and harass women on the street
>tfw you and toby will never take the black pill together.
Life is suffering.
>>24678657
toby can take your black cherry
>sent eggy $10 for his birthday
>he's going to paint me and mail it to me
Feels good man
>>24678945
like one of his r9k girls?
>leaves /r9k/
>becomes normal-looking
the memes are true
>>24678945
you know he's just going to spend it on a nasty ass prostitute, right?
>>24679064
He has a gf, why would he fuck prostitutes?
>>24679097
He has a gf? Post pic
>>24679097
i though she keked him, took all his money and broke up? isn't that the reason eggman is begging for money?
>>24678945
when is his birthday? and how did you send him the $10?
>>24679240
It's Dec. 6th
He asked for Snapcash.
>>24679252
Thanks. How's he doing? Last few videos looked grim.
>>24679376
Dunno. He posted a lot of funny shit on snapchaps today.
His real name actually is Mills Wood. Kinda funny and cool.
>>24679444
He post his girlfriend on snapchat?
>>24679121
everyone says he has a girlfriend but I've never seen him mention her. where is the proof?
>>24679486
No.
Don't know if he actually has one.
>>24679502
>>24679503
He never mentions her for some reason.
>>24679655
repost her? i wanna see if she is uggo
once upon a time something something kek
eggman if you're reading this i'm willing to pay you $50 dollars if you fuck your asshole with a dildo on webcam while i fap to it.
if you're interested post your email and i will get in contact with you
no homo btw
>>24679935
Stay
Sit
