Christmas Wishlist
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What's on your wish list for Christmas?
Anything special you would like to have happen before this year ends?
>buying makeup
Fuck off faggot.
>>24678244
Share the holiday spirit with your fellow robots.
I don't understand, why would a man want makeup and leggings, wtf?
pls explain OP
>>24678314
It's not about masking ugliness. It's about enchancing beauty. Face is a canvas.
>>24678244
>a new car
mfw
>>24678314
I'm a biological female though..
>>24678397
Screw off whore, no one cares.
>>24678397
Oh, why did you just say so?
Now post your tits, otherwise you're a man pretending to be a girl.
>>24678244
>a fucking gaming chair
I am just getting a pair of new loafers to replace my 3 year old ones. I don't want anything else. I just make people donate in my name to give orphans and homeless people gifts instead. Never really cared about being materialistic.
>>24678371
Cute girls dont need makeup. It's like modern art. Interesting but we were better off without it.
Natural beauty is far far more attractive.
We made Amazon wish lists and shared them in threads on /r9k/ last year. What happened to that?
>>24678397
you should biologically get the fuck off this board right now roastie
>>24678420
Don't forget the makeup and camera. We all know she wants all that stuff to camwhore and say "I'm not like other girls! XD"
Pic related, i just want to complete my Monster collection and some other pleb manga like SNk and bleach.
>>24678425
You are such an obviously selfish person. End your life.
>>24678244
On my christmas wish list is my boyfriend's virginity and dick.
That's all.
When there is nobody to receive from, the desire stops. I've not wanted in a long time.
Nothing. I want a piano, but I can't ask that of my parents.
I miss liking Christmas.
yeah, if someone could buy me one that would be great.
my family can't afford anything I need let alone want. :)
A couple of hookers if I feel like being a cheating piece of shit, I guess.
I'll be in New Delhi for Christmas. My family lives in the United States, so it's just going to be me and my Indian friends. Can't wait to guilt these motherfuckers into taking me out for dinner.
>tfw no gf
I want a gf for Christmas, I would be so happy
>all i want for christmas ;_; ;_: ;_;
this is now original
Warm clothes. Waiting for the bus is going to be hell.
>>24678397
you know the fucking rules whore. tits or gtfo.
>>24678244
>buying a Ramsay book
>when all his good recipes are on his YT channel
I'm inclined to believe you're a real woman, because only a real woman could be this fucking dumb.
>>24678244
I tried my best to think of things
>>24678886
I like having something physical to look at rather than having a youtube video or iphone/ipad on while in the kitchen. I could pirate a bunch of movies, music, and books, I just choose not to.
>>24678979
Yeah that's what I said. You're fucking dumb.
>>24678979
I understand that completely since my computer is nowhere near my kitchen and I have a shitty phone.
Mosin Nagant.
I like shooting things.
I don't want a lot for Christmas. There is only one thing I need...
>>24678244
what is it with you mugs on this board loving razer products. there are so many better mice u dumb cunt
I'm good for the next 5-7 years unless something terrible happens. Current predictions put an SSD and hard drive dying within that time period but that's nothing. I can shuffle around drives if need be.
>tfw in 5 years my web server will be 15, my file server will be 11 and I'll be 25and still a virgin
>>24679051
My dad got me one last year. 10/10 Christmas present.
>>24679100
I'm not very tech suave , but I've been using Razer a lot and don't have much problems with them. I mainly play FPS and RTS games with them. I had no issue using a Razer mouse photoshopping or editing videos. There's always something better, but I can settle for less .
>>24678244
2 or 4 bay nas server with at least 6 terabytes of storage. I would run it as a raid so one drive would be for redundancy. Needless to say I wont be getting it because they are costly.
Can I ask for passion or willpower to keep living? If not, I'd like to be killed in my sleep.
>>24679182
I'd like to live long enough to see the future, but I don't want to deal with the responsibilities of being alive and such. The future could also really suck once we start feeling the impact of pollution , over fishing, and
>>24679135
>yfw you actually try to hit a target with milsurp
>>24679238
and what senpai?
>>24678932
Pom Pom is great
>wish-list
I just buy what i want when i want. You flamboyant 12 year old cunt.
>>24680091
wishlist are just things I would like to get when I save enough money
Literally anything.
>tfw not rich enough to enjoy the biggest materialist consumer holiday of the year
>>24679135
You've had a web server since you were ten ?
Let's see.
Computer was built this September.
Car is still alright, a '95 E36 318i. It might need some minor bodywork, but that's it.
Got someone to love.Yeah, she's my tulpa of eight years.
Got comfy and fancy clothes.
Got booze. Rum and vodka is all I need.
I guess I want an Exia Gunpla. They're a bitch to import in my country.
Man, I have next to no desires for Christmas.
>>24681321
No. It was produced 10 years ago as a workstation. It has been in my possession for less than a year now filling the role of a webserver. I've had web hosting capabilities since I was 14 though.
Pic related, the boat anchor that serves web content. Late 2005 model dual 2.0 Ghz G5 processors. Running Debian 8.2.0. Surprisingly still usable for some everyday tasks if you run OS X or have an AMD card.
>>24678244
A fuckload of money for surgery would be nice.
>>24681508
>tulpa
Now that's a meme I haven't heard in a while.
>>24681706
>try making a tulpa
>end up with a doll wrapped in plastic grasped in my hand
>it speaks to me, but I can't understand it
>it violently shakes whenever I try to interact with it
WOOOOOOOOOOW WELL MEME'D MY FRIEND
>>24678244
The literal only thing I want for Christmas is to have sex.
The literal only thing I want to have happen before this year ends is to have sex, and I am so hell bent on it that I am willing to fuck drunk girls, hookers, and horses if I have to.
Tee shirts and a hot glue gun.
>>24681508
I'm planning on asking for a Gunpla and the Exia is what I have in mind.
Also a VPN subscription, an external hard drive, and a Detolf.
>>24678758
W-why dont you have warm clothes anon? Wish i could buy you some
>>24678758
I want warm clothes too. They are so expensive though :C
The labor and material needed to make clothing isn't even that costly, but those greedy corporations sell them for over 500% retail price
Things I like about Christmas:
-no work
Things I don't like about Christmas:
-being alone
>>24681891
May zod have mercy on your soul.
>>24678244
The tartelette palette saved my life but you need a good primer and you have to swatch the melteds because they look completely different on fyi.
I want a new GPU so I can the new Battlefront. And one of those drones so I can look at cool shit with the very few friends that I have.
But mostly I just want a blowjob.
>>24678244
>dxracer chair
>razer mouse
twitch bitch confirmed
>>24678244
Hey OP, take my advice and don't buy a Deathadder. My last two mice were Deathadders and they both broke. The design is really comfy but they have a bunch of problems with the build/material quality.
>mom wants a christmas list
>all I want to do is move across the country and ignore my family for a few years while I develop myself as an independent person
