tehe, that'll be 143.44 plus tip sir!

shoo shoo nasty instagram whore

You do realize that you can be fired for asking for a tip, right?

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Here's $150. Keep the change ;)

Oi lass ill be givin ya da tip oh right

>>24678068
>economics

Why did that make me kek

143 dollars for a pizza? Fuck off.

>Lia doesn't even know you're real

I'll give you the tip. Just the tip.

>>24678116
it's truffle pizza, pleb

>>24678202
That sounds like a fag pizza to me. No thanks

>>24678007
Holy shit Ryan get on Skype

I find that the pizza from the city where I live is preferable to the pizza from a nearby city with whom we have a sports rivalry.

Am I rite guys?

I think Lia's IQ is lower than 100

>>24678007

Pays exact amount, to the penny, tips fedora

I ORDERED CHINESE GODDAMNIT, GITTAFUCK OFF MY LAWN

>>24678342

I think my dick is under 100 IQ. Because I masturbate to Lia constantly.

Why do women always tilt their heads like that when posing for a photo? It's very obnoxious

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I got your tip right here

>Why don't I just give you the whole thing, you little tease?

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>>24678111
It's titled that because I literally got it from my economics textbook.

>>24678444
>Pays exact amount, to the penny, tips fedora
trips fedora more like it

get it? get it? he got trips and said "tips fedora"

>>24679030
>you'll never finish the chapter, only read the excerpt from this page

>>24678037
Aw poor woman hating sperglord. Are you sad because no woman in the world will ever want to be held by you? No girl will ever laugh at your joke then look you deep in the eyes and smile. No girl will ever want to cuddle with you while watching a movie, she won't hold your hand.
You should probably just off yourself.

>>24679494
I've had all that, and it's not worth all the bullshit that comes before, and definitely not all the bullshit that comes after

>>24679597
Why do you feel the need to lie on the internet?

>>24679030
Scan the rest of the chapter I want to learn Economics with you.

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>>24679494
Not him, but I just want to remind you that saying things like that on this board can unintentionally hurt someone.

>>24679030
>some people have less money that you
>is this fair?
EJW's out