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All robots place their votes now: http://strawpoll.me/6155815

Why is it that every single time this gets asked all I see are 8+ mandingoes posting
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>>24677298
>Why is it that every single time this gets asked all I see are 8+ mandingoes posting
It's related to how you're a retard with 0 knowledge of statistics.
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>5-7
>trying to make anons feel better knowing majority will be in this group
>implying anything under 6 is worth using
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>>24677298
Because guys with tiny cocks don't brag about it
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>>24677338
Anything from 5 up to 7 inches is average so I lumped it into one group
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>>24677298
>tfw only 8 incher
>tfw you post your dick next to a ruler and people on /r9k/ say it's a camera trick
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>>24677298
Erect or flaccid? This makes a huge difference because flaccid I'm like 2.5-3 inches but erect I swell up to 5.5-6 inches or so.
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>>24677421
>Anything from 5 up to 7 inches is average
Got some bad news for you kid


>>24677455
Who the fuck cares about flaccid dicks you stupid fuck
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>>24677455
i'm like -.01 inches flaccid, 4.9 - 5.1 inches erect.
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4.5 dicklet coming through
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>>24677444
"Poor me wiff me 8 inch knobba'"
Eat shit twat
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>>24677486
>Who the fuck cares about flaccid dicks you stupid fuck

How to spot the white boy. What's wrong you got btfo in those twitter pic threads lmao

>Fl-Flaccid size doesn't matter, ima grower not a shower
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Women can't tell how big your dick is when you have your pants on.
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6.5 inch masterrace. Studies have shown women prefer penis models around 6.5 inches long
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I have no idea how long my dick is, and have no strong desire to know.
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>Be fat fuck
>Dick is invisible when flaccid
>Lose the weight
>Dick is now BARELY visible when flaccid
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>5-7

good job not making this interesting at all

ppl get a lot more insecure at 7 inchers than 8 inchers, because 7 inchers are more common
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6.9 x 5.8 but I say it's 7 inches long and if you tell anyone it's not I'll fuck you up.

actually it probably is 7, I've never measured other than when I've been jerking off and that's never 100% erocktion by the time I get the ruler out n put it next to my dick

so with a chick it probably does get to 7.
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>>24677635

Some guys are growers, not show-ers.
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I'm 7.3" Where do I sign up?
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>>24677710
Some guys are neither. I'm neither.
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>people here complain about being a "robot"
>dick over 4.5inches

yeah ok lmao
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>>24677770

~8 was to mean closer to 8 than 7 but choose whichever makes sense to you
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>>24677770
>I don't know how to round numbers
kys
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>>24677817
This, FUCK OFF COCK NORMIES
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>>24677585
What are you gonna do with a flaccid dick? Squish it against her belly?
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>>24678024
>>24677817
>implying length means jack shit if you don't have the girth
Who fukken /pencildick/ here?
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>>24678240
Slap her across the face with your big flaccid dick. Not be embarrassed in the showers or in the urinals with your homies. White boys will never know these feels.
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Anyone have that pic of the really fat guy whose dick was in a cave?
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who here /the4%/
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>>24678364
>Slap her across the face with your big flaccid dick
>not knocking her out with your erect cock

>Not be embarrassed in the showers
Just start jerking off and show them your manhod. You'll never be roasted again

>White boys will never know these feels
I'm a brown dicklet
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>>24678364
rightttttttttt tyrone

>only white boys
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I placed my moto g 1st gen on the base of my cock and it reached up to a bit before of the beginning of my cock's head, so I guess that's like 15-16cm.
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>>24677585

>being a shower
>not being a bath tub
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>>24677501
You're probably fat though.
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>>24678430
That's really poorly Photoshopped desu ffamafamm
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>>24678774
tell me more about how all niggers have big dicks
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>>24678364
>Not be embarrassed in the showers or in the urinals with your homos
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>>24678811
That one looks real. You got me anon. I'm not even the guy who was shilling black cock though, i was just pointing out your 'proof' was fake, faggot.
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>>24678879
the other ones real too faggot
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>>24678364
>Have a big flaccid cock (varies from 4.5 - 6")
>Hate pissing standing up
>Hate pissing standing right next to someone
>Only piss at unrinals when I'm very drunk
>Tfw I'll go inbetween two guys just to fuck with them
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Selection bias and lying.
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tfw even if I lose weight and become a normie I'll still have a 4.5x4.5" dick that I can't do anything about

and yes I'm measuring from the bone

just kill me t.b.h.
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>>24677298
wtf? the image in the OP is showing you how to incorrectly measure
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Ok so how did people automatically grew to 7 inches during the time course of 2011 to 2015?

Every one is full of shit and if anyone tells you their dick is 7-8 inches long they're 100 percent lying. Most likely it's a 6.5
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It's nearly impossible to stay hard and take a photo of your penis.

>6-7 inches

Meant to timestamp, but a namestamp should do.
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>>24677298
People measure their dick with the ruler actually touching their body like that? I always measured mine from the side in line with where my balls start.
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>>24677551
lel

>>24677589
This is true, unless you're turned on and go commando, as I often do.

>>24677616
Brofist.
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>>24677501

same friend. sucks that we can bro it up and swing our slongs around with all the other showers :(
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>putting tiny dick 5 inchers in the same category as masterrace 7 inchers

shitty fucking poll, OP.
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>>24677298
I'm a grower and about 5 inches. I'm on medication that'll probably shrink it too.

I don't really mind, I'd rather do kinky shit than vanilla fucking anyway.
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>>24681226
You can do kinky shit with a big dick too.

It's even better, in fact.
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>>24680975
Women are bad at assessing linear measurements, it is more or less the same to them.
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>>24681330
No doubt, but I don't really feel I'm missing out on anything. I find big and small cocks sexy, although when I see a big one I like I want to fuck it, and small ones I like I want to suck and tease.
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Blackfag here (just mentioned it so some of you whiteys can feel better)

Just barely over 6 inches and fairly thick girth-wise. I'm also overweight so maybe it would be 6 and a 1/2 inches if I lost weight (I heard being overweight can hide a small amount of penis length)
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