>Thinking about her makes you hard.
>He took her V-Card.
>you see her in a dream
>he makes her scream
>you get your diploma
>his sports put him in a coma
> you fap to photos of her butt
> he puts it in her butt
>>24676831
Don't rhyme the a word with itself, you short bus spare tire
>he gives her the drill
>you shoot to kill
>hes on cloudnine
>you go columbine
>she drinks his piss
>you empty your piece
>>24676862
> you get assblasted about lyrical rules
> she thinks he rules
>>24676745
>Thinking about her makes you want to pass
>He rams it into her ass
>you give her some flowers
>he gives her golden showers
>>24676745
>you clean your dick off with socks
>he wipes his face with her box
>>24676745
>keep torturing yourself by writing couplets that are generalized and sexually explicit about you getting kukd
Is /r9k/ full of masochists?
>he takes the girl you guys like
>i flatten the tires on his bike
>he laughs at you all
>i make that nigga fall
>>24676745
>You get suicidal.
>He gets her wide hole.
>seriously though, you get heartbroken.
>he gets her lotion, along with some motion.
>You eventually come to your senses.
>Laugh, as her knocks her senseless.
>You noticed she has terrible taste,
>If she picked you it's be a spit in your face.
>You long to be with her,
>He longs to be rid of her.
>You watch the six o'clock news,
>He made the six glock news.
>You enjoy a nicely cooked dinner.
>He's jailed, she's dead and you're the real winner.
>>24676901
>cum showers
Would be better
>>24676907
>you're mad at 4chan
>she gets in his van
>He makes her his wife
>I take his precious life
>you'd love to give her nose a boop
>she eats his poop
>he makes her cum
>you impregnate his mum
>>24676876
Was good until piss and piece my friend. Dont force it
>>24676831
how did this one out of all of these get to me?
> you call her a prude
> but dude, you're the prude
>chad drives her wild
>you raise their child
>>24676974
DEVILISH guy right here
>>24676922
Not rly, golden shower is an actual thing, and more degrading
You're so alone you don't have a friend, nigga
she's now getting gangbanged by a group of niggas
U thinking about this and hating urself nigga
for not making a move and losing her to a bunch of niggas
rap god, you can't touch this, nigga
>>24676988
> you get upset over rhymes
> she loves his rhymes
>>24676948
I could never be mad at you guys, you're my friends :)
>after class you talk to her about obscure russian lit
>after that she bathes in his shit
>you help her with her problems over a talk
>she uses two hands to suck on his cock
>She thinks you're a bore
>She begs him for more
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>she ignores you and says you're a wussy
>he begs you to fuck his boipussy
>>24676745
>>Thinking about her makes you hard.
Are you 12?
>you dream about her every night
>Chad says her head is all right
I'm the Devil
Living in the pride
I'm the Devil
No one's hands are tied
I'M THE DEVIL
DAMNATION DIGNIFIED
I'M THE DEVIL
and it's only me inside.
>she wants his pole
>Chad gives you his hole
>>24677172
Holy plot twist
>you like girl
>Chad has sex with the girl
>she makes you sad
>she craves the cock of chad
>>24676745
>she made your whole day
>he made her hole weak
>you want to kiss her cheek
>for Chad shes a freak
> you miss the ex
> he gives her better sex
>>24676831
>you fap to photos of her butt
>he fucks her like a slut
>>24676787
cream and scream*
fixed that for you, chief.
>>24677266
kek/kek mr anon
>you offer to take her out to dinner
>but to her Chad is the real winner
>you want to have sex with her
>he actually has sex with her
>>24676745
test bro
>you like her buns
>he fucks them until she gets the runs
>>24677089
>mfw some of those are mine
thanks for the cap m8
>He calls you a motherfucker
>For him, her lips pucker
>You're fucking sad
>She's fucking Chad
>you give her the REEEEE
>he gives her the D
>You love her so,
>but she's his ho
>You break down in tears
>She calls you a queer
>You groan 'its too much!'
>Deep down, Chad is touched
>They're together tonight,
>But... Chad's dick won't work right?
>'Chad, my dear...'
>She asks with some fear
>'Please tell me if something is wrong.
>I jerk and I jerk,
>I suck and I slurp
>But I simply can't harden your dong.'
>Chad stares at the roof,
>Contemplating the truth
>As he gently caresses his pole.
>'I'm sorry, you're hot,
>But I haven't forgot
>How you shat all over his soul.'
>'Now bend over, you slut
>And turn up your butt
>Because tonight, my fist rips your hole.'
>>24677738
Chad is an alright guy afterall.
>>24676862
>you short bus spare tire
Comedy gold.
>talk to her for the entirety of class about how Ronald Reagan was the devil and how great LSD is
>she has a boyfriend
>>24676876
>she drinks his piss
>you slit your wrist
Edged that off for you senpai
>>24676996
Dude, that fucking says it all.
>>24677477
Hilarious you asshole
>she gives you butterflys
>she thinks your utter shite
