Iol babe I'm on my period buy me things buy me things buy me things!!! xDDDthis is what women are do you still want a gf?
baaaabbbeee MORE MORE MORE I NEED MOREEEEE ^o^ look how cute i am now buy me things!!!
Buy me pizza and touch my butt!!! lololol im so cute and qwerky!!!
Love isn't even real, it was made up by the jews to get you to buy shit that you dont really need
If you have no gf youre a BAD GOY never forget this
IM NOT SATISFIED YET USE MORE OF YOUR MONEY ON ME IN RETURN FOR SEX ME ME ME ME ME ME
>>24675680
what's funny is that most likely the women bought that shit with their boyfriend's/husband's/sugar daddy's money
Girls whose affection can be bought with Oreos and handbags aren't worth your time.
Girls who have a period aren't taking their birth control pills properly. If they skip the placebo pills they won't bleed out.
>lew normie humor
IT'S MURDERING TIME
friendly reminder the kikes did this
>>24675680
the best part about when I see this image posted is that the only people who post this shit are normie poorfags who never graduated HS.
>>24676555
Seig heil!
>gf is black though, hates it when I spend too much money, I think she migth be part Jew
>>24675680
>all this fuccboi shit
>>24675680
yeppers.
>i buy things for women
>>24678307
nah, some blacks are naturally frugal.
Makes sense, since many of them probably grew up poor as fuck.
>>24678368
>tfw no well off gf to NEET from.
If I was a 9/10 I bet I could get some kind of suggar momy who only wants a boy toy to keep.
periods are the reason women get fat because they stuff their faces with shit during that time
>>24676314
You still bleed. It's a lighter amount of blood than usual. You're fucking dumb
>>24675680
The concept of love predates the Jewish faith.
>>24675635
But vaginas feel nice.
>>24675680
>Ladies spoil your boyfriend
>With name brand clothes
Please don't, if you insist on throwing away money buy me a new graphics card or something.
>>24678399
Kek, she threw a fit when I spent more on a car than its actual value, she suggested we bougth a used civic, I'm an au/o/tistic I will not touch anything fwd, so the P71 got trickflows, she absolutely hates my police car.
>>24678474
damn..i dont know if i understood this right but damn
>>24678358
That quote is supposed to be hypocritical because Don spends the entire show looking for something like "love" and acceptance to hide his own insecurities
>>24675635
women evolved to extract resources from men. this is just women showing their parasitic nature.
>>24675680
I wouldn't even want that shit. Spend the amount you spent for that on oxycodone and adderal then I'll love you.
>>24675680
>topman
>forever 21
>victorias secret
dont you care about your gfs
that shit is literally garbage and id rather wear rags
>>24678582
i like forever 21
enjoy your hot topic
>>24678474
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
The last thing I want to do when I'm cramping on my period is eat. I already feel disgusting, all that junk would make me feel super disgusting.
>If your girl's on her period, make her morbidly obese.
>>24678582
Mine likes going to thrift stores and actually find good stuff, me I just wear normal wrangler jeans and a plain colored $10 shirt.
Sometimes I tag along see if I could find old games or interesting shit I could sell online.
We both come from poor families so it makes sense...
>>24678619
yeah i feel this too
fucking cranberry juice and midol
thats it im good
>>24678543
It means that before there were Jews, people were falling in love and stuff. All the way back to the Ancient Greeks. For example read the myth of Orpheus and Eurydice.
>>24678619
textless post my ass
>who needs women when you got class
>>24678677
>Mine likes going to thrift stores and actually find good stuff
famsky i have a kindred spirit in her. im pretty poor, but looking for clothing on sale online has given me a godly, yet cost effective wardrobe.
you ought not to want mallcore crap, especially when stuff of greater or equivalent quality is availible for cheaper, if you're willing to work to find it.
>>24678598
>enjoying any mall fashion
not even once
only stores that do it for me in the mall are the designer ones in the super nice malls (eg burberry), but they're overpriced as fuck. thats why you have to thrift shop
I'd bring her low calorie versions of all of that shit.
If she doesnt like it, then I'll have no choice but to break up, because I'm not dating no fatty.
lol i like eating insanely unhealthy trash and dying of heart failure lol so quirky xD
>>24678643
Fucking this. Screenshot is dating a hamplanet.
>>24675635
What the fuck is it with the chocolate during periods thing?
Is there a biological craving for it, or is it just women looking for an excuse to eat junk?
>>24678399
>naturally frugal
>because of environmental factors
Ah, the mind of a racist
>>24678677
>wrangler jeans
shit tier autist jeans. at least get some levis or some shit.
The plain tees are aight but most of the time in the winter your tee should just be your undershit. You need a nice sweater and a jacket or something. I got a nice sweater at aeropostale for $15 on black friday and my new favorite jacket at salvation army for $9. It was at least a $100 jacket too
>>24678479
a maxed out 401k and an armload of fleshlights feel better senpai
>>24676314
If you skip the placebos too much you end up with unpredictable bleeding. Also makes side effects more likely. Take pill as directed, don't be a tard.
>>24679333
I think the latter. The texture of chocolate is quite nice but you just get cravings for sugary shit.
I go through shitloads of cups of tea because to my retarded self it has the same sort of texture as chocolate.
>mfw deep down I know I'm not and probably never will be ready for a gf
I've got literally nothing to offer. I have zero experience. I'm not funny, and not super attractive, I'm not smart. No hobbies or talents. I can't even afford to get her anything. Not even talking super expensive shit, I've got like $60 in my bank account.
>>24679333
Combination of media brainwashing/"le all women like chocolate and shopping meme" and an excuse to eat a bunch of candy.
>>24675680
>"spoiling" me
>with a bunch of clothes I don't give a fuck about and will hardly ever wear
fuck that. if a gril truly wants to spoil me, she'll get me an oz of top self weed, a big bottle of Buffalo Trace, a brand new desktop vaporizer and a full access pass to her pussy for a few hours. the best part is, all this would probably cost less than half of what those overpriced made in China clothes do
>>24678619
Having someone make a big deal about or buying things for someone else's period just seems too weird.
>>24675680
>gucci
Disgusting
>>24679333
It's an excuse
Actually whenever women over the world were asked if they craved chocolate during their periods all of the ones outside of english countries said they didnt even crave any different kind of food at all
Even in pregnancy women in India or China don't desire pickles and icecream or whatever tubbies in murica like
>>24676555
>tfw wish Hitler won WW2
>we live in a shitty, degenerate society run by Jews
>nice trips though
Holy shit, why don't people make excuses for me?
I AM ENTITLED TO A GF!
"He's just a little stressed, its in his nature! Better find him a nice girl haha!"
In my dreams lads, in my dreams.
>>24679628
Stop that. Believe in yourself, my nigga.
http://imgur.com/a/bzGrE
Maybe I'm just really autistic, but with exception to when I had to buy enough office clothes for a full time job I have never just "gone shopping" and I don't understand the concept of it really. Wandering around stores without a specific thing you want to buy seems stupid, the idea of buying some random thing you didn't even want ten minutes ago seems bizarre. I have enough random shit without impulsively grabbing more.
>>24678520
Brand name clothes are a waste of money?
It's too late for you friend, I'm so sorry
>>24680031
Logically it doesn't make much sense to everyone. The thing is that it's a huge part of what drives the economy. People figured out how to exploit shopping addictions among other things, it's how you "make it" in many places after all. You are to sell a product or a service...you do something or make something that somebody else will pay you a fair amount for, it's what's been in place for centuries now. Some people are stupid with their money, or just choose to spend all of their disposable income but in a way I can't blame them, I mean if a clothing designer just made a gorgeous new item or Samsung just dropped the most fire smartphone of 2015, people are going to want it. It's kind of cool that we can really create things like this that wouldn't exist in nature, things that excite us and improve our quality of life etc., on the other hand it is maddening, silly and easily abused.
>>24680135
A waste of money for me. I wear jeans and a t-shirt or a polo and khakis or something. I don't accessorize nor do I follow fashion and actively pick out clothes. I just go looking for clothes say "I like the colour of these jeans" or "this shirt looks cool" and buy it.
>>24675680
>Spoil your man with his own money
Women..
>>24675635
So she can get fat as well as stink?
no thanks
I just bring my gf a bottle of wine and silicone lube.
Periods are no excuse for not putting out. That;s why god gave us buttholes.
>>24678474
And the modern perversion of it where shiny metal bands and rocks defines love to indoctrinated girls is very new.
>Cramps so bad I can't eat
>Cramps so bad I can't ask chad to spend money on me
>Cramps so bad I don't want to be touched at all by chad
>Cramps so bad all I can do is lay under my blankets in fetal position, cry, and cold sweat for 10 hours
I literally feel like I'm dying two days out of every month. One time I went to work and got my period and my boss wanted to call an ambulance because I looked so bad.
>>24682017
is this normal?
>>24682123
Probably not. I don't have any of those period disorders or cysts which is what extreme period pain normally is so I'm probably just broken
>>24678695
fucking this. cranberry juice and midol, nothing else needed. i can make my own hot drinks if it's really bad. at most, i'd want someone to make a mug of tea for me.
>poorfag
fuck rich women
my sister's like that too, she turned out to have some uterine condition I forget the name of that makes it so she can't have children.
>>24678529
>fwd
>bad
>buys a p71
You're an idiot
>>24675658
look even basic bitches need something to feel special about alright? Just let them keep being stupid and staying at the bottom, their loss
>>24679726
>tfw no gril will ever buy me any of this shit
>>24682332
btw my cousin posts this sort of annoying shit on fb if that tells you guys anything about who she is ;)
I met a american girl around 2 months ago and now were bf/gf. I spoil her with steam games, I must have easily spent 2 k already. Im also flying to the states to visit her. Im from russia btw
>>24679979
>http://imgur.com/a/bzGrE
>2D Chad with glasses
Probably never going to have another gf, but when I did have one I enjoyed spontaneously/randomly buying things for her just because. Fucking hate when it's expected of me, though.
>>24678474
This is the best post I've ever read since I'm here (5 years).
>>24675635
And then you buy them all that shit
And they yell at you because they are on a diet and you're trying to make them fat
And they cry because they feel fat
Its really just one big revolving joke.
>>24675658
pleeeeeeeeeeeebbbbb af
what is it with women and asking for free shit??
you can tell they are spoiled because they are always expecting shit from people. like how you don't feed the fucking bears, same thing with women.
>le imma wimmin n manipulate guys into giving me stuff XD
literally every girl thinks they're the queen of the damned or some shit. that's why if you never want anything from them, you can't get burnt by them.
>>24684093
Stop dating children. Seriously, no girl ever asked for free shit and if she did, it would be an instant deal-breaker. I hate shallow, vapid whores.
so pretty much if i have money i can fuck any gril i want?
>>24684133
Obviously, that's how it's always been. Women are for sale.
>>24684133
Did you fucking live in a cave for 18+ years or what
>gf always buys me drinks
>i try to buy her drinks in return
>she won't take money from me
mfw
>>24684173
Sounds ugly af brugh
>>24675635
Nothing wrong with doing something nice once in a while. As long as it doesn't cost you much.
literally did not occur to me to use my woman-ness to get free stuff until i saw /r9k/ anons complaining about it.
haven't tried it yet...the only thing i really did so far was ask a guy to help me with lifting some heavy stuff. I could have done it but he did it faster and with less effort than I would have so it makes sense.
I feel like having this option available to me makes me a little bit evil
>>24675658
>MK
>Pink
>Nike
>Victoria's Secret
>Gucci
>Givenchy
T O P P L E B
O
P
P
L
E
B
How can so many people have such shitty taste?
>>24684133
If you don't have money, the alternative is rape
>>24679911
>the primary thing a boy and man had to be in the Third Reich was fit
>fat, unhygienic robot without any discipline wishes he would live in the Third Reich
>believes he wouldn't have been gassed as degenerate unfit to live amonb the master race
>>24675658
How did Starbucks become so popular with young plebeian females?
>>24685180
picture for reference
I'm actually quite impressed women don't complain more about periods. If I had them I would probably get fired for taking too much time off work.
>>24685196
Let's tell the truth and say we met in Mordor.
>>24685196
In todays age she would have a bf who would lie and say they met on starbucks
If this was back in the day theyd tell that weirdo to scram until it killed itself
>>24685196
>WHEN U GETTIN READY FOR WORK IN MORNING BUT U STILL HIGH AF FROM LAST NIGHT
>>24685196
>WHEN UR GIRL PLAY FOOTBALL AND SHE BE MAKING HELMET TO HELMET TACKLES
>>24685468
>>24685304
Stop niggering.
>>24685196
>GIRLS BE LIKE "NO HOOKUPS"
>>24685497
>WHEN YO NIGGA EGGMAN PUT ON A WIG
>>24685196
>WHEN UR GIRL IMMORTAL AND THE HEAD GAME RIDICULOUS
>>24685196
>WHEN SHE TEXT U A PIC ON THE 1-YR ANNIVERSARY OF HER DEATH
>>24685196
I don't know whether to take her out for a nice steak dinner or stake her in the heart.
>>24675658
>"I hate how all men treat me like a sex object!"
>Gets her boy toy to buy her the supplies to make herself into a sex object
>>24675680
I would prefer video games
>>24675635
You only have to buy those if you're a beta provider. Even then, she will ask for more and never reward you with sex. If you're Chad, you don't have to buy her shit and she will fuck you on the first date.
>>24678529
>p71
>automatic landbarge
>better than a civic
>muh rwd meme
You really are autistic
>>24679628
Same here. Beut tehey, it dona maater.
>>24678582
I just bought topman jeans. Comfiest pair I've ever had.
>>24676314
Holy shit get a vasectomy you're fucking dumb
>>24675713
If that makes your girlfriend happy, shes a basic bitch.
>>24679628
at least you're not delusional about it and lack self awareness like most robots.
thats a great start anon.
you're just like every other male on this board don't feel bad. continue to post in women hate threads to fill the void and to trick yourself into thinking you're not missing out on anything :^)
>>24675680
TOP GOY
O
P
G
O
Y
>>24680615
fucking pleb
bape and north face is where it's at
>>24685196
tell SETI we've found ayylien life
>>24678582
Topman is perfect for skinny guys
>>24682017
>One time I went to work and got my period and my boss wanted to call an ambulance because I looked so bad.
This is why women shouldn't work/be hired.
Too high maintenance and high liabilities.
>>24685196
>when you sold one of bae's chromosones for crack money
>spend all this money and time on a girl
>devote all your attention to her
>sacrifice and cancel other meet ups to be with her
>buy her whatever she wants
>get to bang her and do all your weird kinks with her
>if you don't buy her a shiny rock for her finger that means you don't love her
Fuck these gold digging bitches.
HOW ABOUT YOU BLOW ME CUNT
my last words to my ex after she had been begging to go to the mall. She didn't even have a job at the time
>anon let's go there's a sale!
>No I'm saving for some stuff for my fishtank
>UGHHHH anon that fish tank is a waste of money I can't believe this Victoria Secret I'd HAVING A BLOWOUT SALE UGHHHH
>HOW BOUT YOU BLOW ME CUNT
>Tell her to get her shit and get out
>she tries grabbing things that are mine,tablet laptop etc
> bundle her clothes up into a laundry basket
>throw it into the hall
>pick her up,put her down in the hall
>call the cops
>order a 150$ rock for my fish tank
>zero fucks given
>single ever since
Seriously I hate that shit. They walk around like the world owes them a fucking favor. She gave me head like,once a week and she expects me to be spending money on her? Got me fucked up.
I did the math and escorts are way cheaper. Or just single moms on tinder. Never gonna have a girlfriend again because it is horrible
>>24685304
>>24685468
>>24685571
>>24685677
>"when u" meme jokes
>>>/twitter/
>>24678529
>P71
You're black too, aren't you?
>>24690732
It costs nothing for her to suck your dick, but it costs hundreds of dollars to suck food and booze down her throat and she expects you to pay for that too.
>>24685159
Can't tell if this is bait so if it is, here's a free (You). Pic related from what I posted yesterday. They were open and caring to anyone willing to participate. My Jewish forefathers fought in the wars, and later, the Wehermacht to secure safe passage for our family to Israel. Your statements are preceded only by not only a lack of understanding as to how the military of a nation that got back up from WWI when it was supposed to stay down worked, but by a ferocity only known by people who ironically operate on the same basis as fascists: shout down and attempt to humiliate anyone who even questions the validity of the currently promoted truths and history.
>>24679628
stop thinking about getting a GF and think more about getting your life together
>>24685924
somebody should tell her that's a printer
>>24685228
10/10
You've been muted for 8 seconds because this comment is not original
>tfw my GF spends $1000 a day at the mall
>tfw had to buy a new house just for her to put her clothes in
And then she still wears her same favorite outfits all the time that only cost like $1200 each to begin with.
I will never understand women, I swear.
>>24675635
I think periods are a myth perpetuated by women.
>>24692564
>not just typing EPL directly into the printer
how pleb are you, son?
>>24678582
Most of the qt panties I own are from Forever21 and they are niceI actually like the ones from Uniqlo more, but I don't go there as often
>>24675635
Are you fucking serious?
You fucking faggot holy shit
Look at thread
>first word is lol
Look at URL
>itsfucking iol
I hate you
>>24675635
Fuck no, m8. All she wants is books and is food averse.
backrubs and running a warm bath cost jack all to treat a period. Potential side effects may be wanting sex which is alright if you aren't afraid of uteral lining.
>>24682369
How do you consult water? Whoever wrote this is stupid. They sound like they have hello kitty erasers where their brain is. And then they joke about manchildren. Is there anything worse than a woman in her late 20s trying to hold onto youth and innocence they lost with such desperation?
>>24678399
> blacks are frugal
I'm black and this is not even close to true. Blacks are materialistic as hell.
Did you miss the part about gold plated teeth? How about all the lyrics about making it? "Gettin' that money".
Where the fuck did this guy even come from? 'fuck outta here
>>24675635
I'd tell her to buy her own damn things tbqh
>>24678529
>she absolutely hates my police car.
maybe it's because she's black...
>>24679472
>Le racist!
This word has lost all meaning, I swear.
>>24682369
>worshipping the stars
holy shit the scientism is real
>>24679628
You realize you can have hobbies it wont make any difference right? You can have talents as well and it wont make any difference.
If women can profit or benefit from said hobby/talent and gain status from her peers from your works in said hobby/talent then they will give a shit about your hobby. That's why nerd shit is always a sassuagefest. Because all their money goes to their hobby, and the focus of everything isn't on a person more so the game so women can't divert a gathering of people to themselves.
Don't fool yourself, the only thing you need is a job/average looks and willing to bend over backwards for a whore who demands it while making her feel super special. Hobbies/talents don't mean shit.
>>24685159
Hey I can pathologize my people who disagree with me too!
>mfw you have a Chad mentality and cannot conceive of my higher autiste arguments and you are therefore a normalfag
>>24682017
This made me smile, hope it hurts.
Normie bitch.
>>24679628
>implying you need money to have a gf
good goy
>>24680632
but she's spending her own money...
>women using a exuse to eat tons of unhealthy shit to get fat and then divorce me and take my kids and all my money
yeah no i'll stick to waifus, and when i get enough money, a fleshlight and occulus rift
>>24684157
>Women are for sale.
how so?
>>24689380
that looks like something only a literal retard would wear. this is why nobody takes /fa/ seriously, even on /r9k/ there used to be a "ITT: we make fun of /fa/" thread about once a week
>>24675680
Ladies, spoil your boyfriends like THIS.
>>24699898
SAUCE PISS
>>24699898
>tfw can't cum from blowjobs
may as well become a monk
>>24699898
lol this guy has small as hell dick
>>24685228
Great. Lmao. Talking for mootblox.
>>24699917
http://xhamster.com/movies/4646381/asian_american_amateur_swallows_after_a_blowjob.html
>>24695893
>Is there anything worse than a woman in her late 20s trying to hold onto youth and innocence they lost with such desperation?
good lord I've never heard it phrased so well.
>>24690732
>pick her up and put her down in the hall
10/10
>>24692121
>Literally no proof.
>Literally would be shots into the street.
Yeah keep trying to make yourself feel better you fat useless Fuck.
>>24678474
What about valentines day, the diamond industry and expensive dinner reservations
If my gf complains during her period I just make fun of her till she cries then leave her alone till she apologizes.
>>24693697
Is it because you're an overweight bearded man?
