What's the most disgusting thing you would do to T-Swift?
My dad once said he would eat the corn out of her asshole
[spoilers] hold hands with her [/spoilers]
>>24673770
Shit in her mouth.
try to put as much of my tongue in her asshole as I possibly could
Make her wear a strap on, and rape my face.
Listen to her music
Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>24673792
You sick motherfucker.
>>24673770
I would have sex with her. Why is that disgusting, you say?Because I'm married, so it would be cheating, and cheaters are scum.
I would drink a gallon of her piss just to see where it came from.
>>24673813
I like where your heads at
Lick her armpits and feet after a show.
lick her barefeet after a long tour and allow her to stomp my balls fullweight
>>24673770
Touch her.
Take her out on a date and never call her back.
rip her guts out
id let her tie me up and slowly eat me over the course of weeks
Tie her up and refuse to feed her until she started begging to suck dick so she could eat some cum.
I just want to beat her up to be honest. I don't even want to fuck girls anymore. I've transcended the 'rough' porn category
>>24674878
Damn that's hot mang
>>24673770
Make her cut off her feminine penis and feed it to Karlie.
>>24673770
Force her to go to gym and excercise hard till she's super sweaty, then take off her socks and lick the sweat of her glorious feet
>>24673770
I would tell her that I'm not a big fan of her music mostly because I have never listened to it nor ever intend to. She'll never feel the same ever again.
>>24673832
Underratedthis fucking bot is going to cause the rapture
Throatfuck her until she died from lack of oxygen
I'd love to smell her delicious pheremones emenating from her nice hairy blonde bush. I'd chew on her frizzy pubic hair while enjoying her musky vaginal aromas.
As I contemplate this moral and philosophical dilemma of how I'd next indulge in Tay Tay's lewd body, I know that I would ultimately choose her sweet delicious anus. I'd rim out her asshole then Tay Tay would accidentally release her bowels into my mouth then blush in embarrassment. I'd reassure her that I love her and every magical substance that leaves her body. I'll be a romantic gentleman and eat every last chunk of her shit. I'd let it ferment in my mouth as my saliva dissolves it. Then I will swallow her delicious poopies. Afterwards, I'll wash it down with her warm steamy yellow piss. This heavenly golden liquid will smell like her musky stanky white pussy while she hasn't showered in days, it will refresh me in ways not even a Gatorade or mountain dew could refresh me.
To end this romantic evening, She will shove her small ass on my face and suffocate me to death while I jerk off. The very second after I orgasm my small dick and shoot cum into the air, I will die in ecstasy.
>>24673787
Your dad is solid gold.
>>24676202
Well...this...yes this says about it all....
>>24673832
WITNESSED
SHINY AND CHROME
>>24673770
Shoot her before throwing her out a plane
Trick her into signing a contract forcing her to do a Huggies commercial
>>24673770
>tfw I'll never have a fun day at the beach with Tay Tay andkiss her.
>>24676202
>you will never eat tay tay's poopies
>>24673770
I want to be Taylor's little baby tampon boy. I want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. Her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. She would stick me into her hoo-hoo and I would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. I want to feel her Taylor blood inside my little goo-goo-ga-ga baby tampon body. I want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. It would be orgasmic to know I am one with her hoo-hoo Taylor blood and I would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as I roll around in her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy body so that her Taylor hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her lauren mayberry face. It would hurt and I would scream in pain goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until I reach full climax and turn back into a grown human man.
>>24676684
Can't have her getting fussy, though.
