>describe r9k in one picturee.
Will always be this one
Buttdick
>>24673379
Can't beat this, but here.....
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think about it for a minute
This text is cause I have to not cause I want to.
This is accurate family
Anybody got greentexts that explain the robot?
>that feel when she will never be real
I have a few of em
I usually point to this one
nothing can capture the emotion of this gif
>>24675222
Atleast he is outside lol.
Just ended a two week hikkiko streak last weekend.
>picturee
>ree
>r9k
>picturee
>ree
>r9k
>picture
>describe
>REEEEE
>one
>r9k
I get it
>>24675222
>"to be continued" implied in the bottom right
>this frog's story is not over
Not sad enough desu senpai
>>24673379
This triggers me. Why didn't the other kids want to talk to me? It's their fault that I'm an outsider.
Wow look at how original and not copied this text is
>>24673355
jesus that guy has the face of despair
>>24673609
>AK-47
fucking normie
This to be quitee honest familia
>>24675455
i never understood how to play, i mean i was nice to everyone, but i didnt get turns and all that, how do i know when it is my turn to be rough?
i fucking hate myself, its my fault but it doesnt matter, it is what it is and it sucks cock, i cant wait to die
I just want to wake up.
>>24676225
This is the most autistic thing i have ever seen.
>>24676225
Do normies really believe this? Is this how they sleep at night?
>>24673379
I never got this picture.
Why doesn't he just go over and play with the other kids? Did he poop his pants or something?
>>24673477
Eheheheheheheheh
I got it.
I think. Maybe.
>>24676451
he cant or wont
>>24676451
Every time he walks over to them they laugh and run away and move their little group somewhere else.
This describes a good three years of my childhood growing up with a facial deformity.
>>24675222
Load up rainy mood, and then play blade runner blues on youtube and look at that gif
>>24676451
>oh it looks like they're having fun
>but I don't know them and I'm not a normal person
>I don't want to inconvenience them
>I'll stand here. They can invite me if they want to.
>it's okay if they don't
>they're not responsible for me after all
my arms, my legs - trees with roots deep underground
>>24673355
fucking spot on nigglets
>>24673355
I mean, there's just always so much going in r9k at any given moment and it's far from being a circlejerk, but this captures one aspect of it perfectly.
>>24676358
shit man, i thought there was some truth to that
I'm scared to get help because I've been this way for so long I don't know anything else
>>24676225
quite possibly the stupidest fucking thing i've ever seen in my entire goddamn life, especially panels 13 through 17
whoever made this shit should just end themselves
>>24676910
this is the tweet of the century
>>24676549
>rainy mood
>>24676225
Looks like something my grandma would email me.
>>24676225
That's prettymuch how I see it
>>24674962
Is that an onion article or something
I don't think that means what you think it means
bretty close.
>>24673633
I assume you must mean this one? I've read it probably ten times so far.
>>24676225
It's almost laughable how much this is trying to be like Calvin and Hobbes but with adults.
This is really relatible for some reason
>>24676451
he pooped the pants in his heart. soiled the soul.
Original post
2bh
still cry everytime :,(
>>24679700
Rip super dad :(((((
>>24679700
this got me right in the feels, damn anon
Here's some stupid collage I made after the shooting when some people from neogaf came to visit r9k
>>24679836
any screenshots of thread shooter posted.
/r9k/ summed up nicely I think
the fact textless posts are not allowed ruins threads like these.
>>24679592
This is like modern art
this be it
>>24673477
perfect
>>24673586
geodon gave my sister a permanent tremor in her hands. Fucking pharmaceutical Jews.
>>24676225
100% accurate. Not even mad.
>>24676225
>"Worrying about thing you can't change is pointless"
>Oh no, I've gone blind from cateracts after a life of beautiful sight, what do I do?
>Lol, dont worry about it bro u cant change it XDD
>>24676225
I have mixed feelings about this. While I agree with the message that life is not fair and people should quit complaining about things violating their safe space, the cunty way in which the message is conveyed in this comic effectively kills the message by smothering it in millennial smugness. Fuck this guy, even though what he's saying is correct. Unsolicited advice like this while often correct, is fucking obnoxious.
I just wanted to win at something once in my life
>>24675222
this picture does not make any fucking sense. Frogs do not need to be protected from water. They need constant moisture so their skin doesn't dry out.
I hate everybody here
The funny thing is that the snek ends up becoming a trap, giving off female scents so the other males rub against them so he can steal their body heat. While the males are jerking each other off in a sausagefest, he slips out of the snake pile, goes over to the remaining females, and fucks them. I'm not making this up. Go watch the BBC documentary.
We are all the locust.
This ones been done before, but still relevent.
the eyes develop from long hours staring at the screen
>>24675222
This should be stereoscopic
my captcha was of a cactus in a smiling flower pot lmao
>>24680307
Who else /nickvalentineeyes/ here?
any of this guys stuff 2bh
>>24679700
ooooo boy i am laffin
>>24679700
>dat nose
too bad his dad is a fucking jew
vurry uriginul pust
>>24673379
this gets me
what even the point guys
come on
>submissive fuccbois
>>24676225
I like akimbo comics.
The guy is mired in depression because he wanted to be a cartoonist but the doors never opened for him so now he works a shit job while going through medical school, but still finds the time to make comics every once in a while, because he can't let go of his dream deferred.
I'm rooting for him.
I sleep 14 hours a day to escape life ;_;
JUSTsilly robot
Original comment accompanying my image.
every time I see this picture I want to kill myself
>>24676225
wow what a cool guy he even smokes he doesnt care
Mad World by Gary Jules should be r9k's theme
>>24682264
I've heard it called "the unhappy fool"
but can only think "the unhappy feel"
>>24682156
Backstory: He's on antidepressants that have clouded his thinking ability, he needs tor ride his bike to get to the doctor to tell him he doesn't feel well because of it.
The brakes on his bike have stopped working but he can't miss his appointment because there's a $50 copay he'll lose and he'll have to start a new appointment.
A normie tells him "dude put the stick in the spokes it works as a brake".
Now you know why it happened.
Doesn't seem so funny to laugh at him anymore does it normies
>>24675415
>implying things will get any better, even if it does continue
shit, the thread ended
thanks to the robot this feel has become real.
>>24682287
I know he's so edgy like tyler durden from fight club I like that dont you
>>24679700
I would reply "kek" but the robot won't let me
>>24673355
how did you get a pic of my biological father
>>24673355
That looks like me in 10 years.
>>24682960
>10 years
That nigga looks like he's 25 at most.
>>24679700
I hate this talentless hack art style where they make everybody fuck ugly because they can't draw convincing people
>>24673355
>this is how you look at night lurking this shitwebsite
>wonder why you arent happy
>>24677324
You mean the thing where you try to change, and then you start feeling weird about the change, so you want to go back to how things were before, but they can't go back because you learned something, and so you end up in this pendulum between the ante-change and the post-change? I know that feeling. Sometimes, I start feeling slightly better than content, and it feels weird because it's happiness and not the typical 'everything is boring or sort of awful', but then I feel like I'm morally wrong for being that happy, so I just feel weird until I go back to feeling kinda miserable.
I've posted a lot today. I wish anime didn't make me feel so bad.
>>24682021
I'm almost glad his comics aren't more popular, because though incredibly well-said they border on redpill, and if they got popular the SJWs would be all over editing them and telling the poor chum to educate himself and then kill himself, or something.
>>24682451
now it's even funnier
>>24673379
Gives me strong feels.
>>24676712
stop it, stop it now
>>24683901
That's how I imagine /sci/ being
>when you feel like a spongebeb in a pic
>>24673355
fucking image board
>>24679972
thats a sturdy desk
looks like me anyway
>>24682022
Please teach me senpai
>>24675269
two weeks? You shouldn't even be here.
"insert Mobius strip " here
>>24676712
I have lived my whole life like this up until 2 months ago. I do what i want and take what i want. Its a free live robots.
>>24685232
Dude same. It's creeping me out
>>24673355
Fucking roasties get roasted
>>24676225
Most redpilled thing I've seen in a while
>>24676549
Play tom waits Martha
>>24673396
Hello reddit! Nice meme!
>>24673379
Did you guys actually have this experience? Even as a kid? Other than one or two time obviously. I'm a normie and this seems absurd to me.
Stick with the basics.
>>24673477
I DOND GED ID
>>24680029
but its true. Not realistic since people are dumb animals, but true
How the fuck did you get my picture, OP?
>>24676225
That's just a word game. If you fiddle around with the meaning of the word 'want', and treat human beings as integrated organisms - they aren't - then you can pretty much just say anything is your own fault and stop there.
Slavery in Tibet was justified with such logic. That whatever happens to you is deserved. Obviously the Lamas had a more metaphysical justification, but the comparison bears out. The comic expresses it differently, but its the same notion. 'If you haven't achieved fame and fortune and happiness, well clearly you didn't want (deserve) it hard enough,' sounds to me like 'if you are a slave in this life, then you must have done something in a previous life to deserve it!'
Its an overly wordy way of saying 'don't rock the boat,' and it reflects a bitter and impotent mind capable only of naively cynical diatribes which will be assimilated by impressionable people who unthinkingly accept anything with is not criticised and is presented in a forceful and decisive manner.
TL;DR counterrevolutionary propaganda, the artist goes against the wall.
>>24686849
Where was deserve ever mentioned in the comic? That would be your own projection.
>>24687394
The entire point of the comic is that you deserve whatever you get, because that is what you wanted all along. If you are poor, its because you don't want money. If you are starving, its because you don't want food. Its nonsense. That he's talking about what people deserve can easily be inferred from what he put in the comic, hence why its a word game.
If he just had a one-panel comic of a guy saying 'you deserve everything that happens to you unconditionally,' then it wouldn't have the same appeal, would it?
>projection
Don't be so whorish with your language. 'Projection' is a psychoanalytic term, not a meme.
>>24673355
Messi is that you?
>>24687948
But you are projecting. You're the only one making the erronous association of deserving and wanting, seeing them as synonyms when they're very different. Then as you make this association you see yourself as being attacked by the comic. The entire point of the comic (the part you're referring to) has nothing to do with deserve, rather it is to show that there is a possibility to work for things that you want, allocate your resources towards them. You might still not succeed but you would have made an effort.
>>24687948
>wanking over the importance of language
Hi, anti-buddha. Do they really let the autistic kids on the funny farm have computers?
>>24682451
That's fucking hilarious but only in a meta abstract sorta way
i laughed
>Textless posts are not allowed.
>Textless posts are not allowed.
>Textless posts are not allowed.
>>24687948
>this guy is sooo dumb and I'm sooo smart
there, I condensed your post into a more readable format.
no need to thank me for this service, I give it freely and without expectation of any reward or accolade.
>>24687986
No its me Galt
>>24688082
>You're the only one making the erronous association of deserving and wanting
The connection is not erroneous, its entirely valid. This is the language aspect. 4th panel, guy says 'if I had the life I wanted, I'd be rich', to which the other guy responds 'well then why aren't you rich?' He goes on to say that clearly he doesn't 'want it enough'. He hasn't earned it. He doesn't deserve it. The substitution is subtle, but its there in the text.
>Then as you make this association you see yourself as being attacked by the comic.
Where did I say that? I don't feel personally attacked, I think that the guy is shilling wrong ideas. He makes an ideological proposition through a comic strip - its a tract presented through a different medium, no less loaded than something Jack Chick would chug out, but at least Chick is honest enough to wear his agenda on his sleeve. The idea that you don't have things because you 'don't want them enough' has a tonne of implications.
I has everything to do with what people deserve. As I said before, he phrases it in an obscure way, but that is what he is saying.
>>24688405
Nice inferiority complex. But I'm sure you're a straight-talking, blunt kind of guy, right? Fuck off, you're probably perfectly fine mincing words so long as nobody disagrees with you. When they do, its 'waaah waaah, h-he's putting on airs! Pretentious! Pretentious!'
>>24686771
>>24683765
>>24683047
>>24682960
>>24682947
Its Galt Galloway
in honor of vincent, the most robot artist of them all.
>>24686654
I was always too scared to approach other children.
>>24688757
I've got a better pic for you.
>>24673379
>>24676451
>This was me
>I was destined to be a robot
Thank god I managed to make friends with a cool kid early, and he integrated me into normie-hood.
Good luck robots, I hope you can all one day join me in the sunlight.
This works well.
>>24688638
>4th panel, guy says 'if I had the life I wanted, I'd be rich', to which the other guy responds 'well then why aren't you rich?' He goes on to say that clearly he doesn't 'want it enough'.
I agree that this is phrased ambiguously, it would have been more appropriate to say " well then why aren't you working towards getting right?" But to jump from that to him implying that he does not deserve to be rich is still wrong. He goes on to say "you just want other things more, like, whatever you're doing when you're not focusing on getting rich" later he continues "You had the choice, rich or X: you chose X." So while the 5th panel could be misundersood, the way he backs it up in the next ones shows us that he means it as a way of encouragement, and to make the guy in the black jacket introspect if he's using enough of his time pursuing his goal of getting rich. Or, if the guy in the black jacket simply does not want his goal bad enough to spend his time trying to chase it.
>>24673355
>nobody can be feeling as bad as meeeeeee
>>24676520
Have a (You) my friendwith added originality
