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NORMIE PHRASES THAT MAKE YOU RAGE
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>How are you doing?

HOW AM I DOING? HOW AM I DOING? YOU KNOW HOW I'M FUCKING DOING. I'VE GOT NO FRIENDS, NO JOB, NO GIRLFRIEND. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M DOING. THANKS FOR RUBBING IT IN CHAD

obligatory REEEEEEEEE
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>>24672700
>Why are you so quiet?
Why do people ask this? What answer do they expect?
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>>24672760
They just want to see you spill spaghetti while trying to explain yourself. They do it for laughs.
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>>24672760
Best response is to answer them with silence.
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>>24672700
Wow, you look man desu senpai
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>>24672784
I'm starting to believe this
>>24672800
That's funny but I might look like even more of an autist. But if you're going down, might as well go down in flames.
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>>24672700
ASK ME IF I'M OK
COULD GIVE A FUCK ANYWAYS
YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO THINK
OF THINGS TO FUCKING SAY

IT'S ALL RIGHT I'M ALL WRONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz89hSvGuj4
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>>24672700
>pick up pen
>ask them to watch the pen
>watch the pen
>watch the pen
>stab

Eye of choice
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>>24672760
They expect something like
>I'm not quiet I'm just blah blah blah
And then they get to talk to you and kill some time. It doesnt work because they dont think anyone could be actually quiet.
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>>24672874
This reminds me of a beta moment that happened to me

>in class
>roll call sheet is being passed around
>sheet gets to me
>I pull out MY PEN
>sign the sheet
>pass the paper to some sorority bitch next to me
>she grabs MY PEN out of MY HAND without asking
>she then signs the sheet and passes the sheet and MY PEN to the next person
>MY PEN gets passed around with sign in sheet, and everyone assumes it was the teacher's
>I'm too beta to say hey that was my pen
>I'm too beta to claim my pen after class
That was a damn fine pen too. Not like one of the nice silver ones, but it was a good pen. RIP buddy.
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>>24673029
Should've took her pen to assert dominance
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>hey, are you listening?
>what's up man
>are you okay?
>why aren't you saying anything?
>life got you down? ahaha
>still living that bachelor life huh
>you should smile more
>hey, h-hey anon what are you doing
>OH MY GOD HE'S GOT A GUN
>NO NO NO NO STOP FUCKING STOP PLEASE
>I HAVE A KID, I HAVE A WIFE, DON'T DO THIS TO ME
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>OH GOD RUN!
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>>24672700
Someone's angry...
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>Women, amirite?
>Give response
>allofhiswhat.jpg
Gee I dunno, maybe I can't really answer that since I'm a hhkv, dumbass.
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"Sorry"

Sorry that, sorry this. Sorry my fucking ass you filthy normies. They use the word so much it has lost its meaning.
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>>24673437
What do you think about this?
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>>24673437
>>24673472

"Oh, I'm so sorry."
"Sorry, I didn't mean it."
"Sorry, I didn't know."
"I'm so sorry about that."
"Sorry that happened."
"Sorry for that."

They say it so thoughtlessly, heedlessly, with not a drop of sincerity in their rushed and artificial tone.

How can normies live like this?
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>>24673129
All the normie fucks with the roastie cunts better run, better run, outrun my gun
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>YOU WANNA KNOOOOOOOWW HOW I FEEL TODAY?
>YOU WANNA KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW
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>>24673818

I'm sorry it's been that way for you. I didn't even realize...
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>>24673919
Forgot link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqWQj0mWOHo
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>that one guy who always asks "what's up?" to start a conversation when he knows you haven't done anything worth mentioning in months
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All of you are just retarded, being depressed and suicidal.

>claiming robots are very intelligent but are just ugly and shy
>top kek

If you had somewhat normal intelligence, you wouldn't be fat and depressed about your life all of the time. Deal with your life and your problems, don't whine like fucking 7-year-old, and enjoy your life as much as you can, because as much as we know there isn't any other one.
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>>24672760
>Are you alright?
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>>24674018
btw spamming frog pictures and REEEE won't do you any good. When your parents die, there won't be anyone to take care of your NEET ass. I'm not even going to suggest you change something, it's easier for me progress in life with more people like you ;)))
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>>24674144
REEEE you used an emoji!!!!!!

Get a fucking life.
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namaste
just sayin!
ummmmm.....no
but its 2015!
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>>24674144
No it isn't because you're not competing against them

you must be literally retarded
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>>24672700
>Have a nice day

YOU KNOW I WONT, FUCK YOU
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>>24674173
If they were to change, yes I would. This just proves how stupid you are.
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>>24674144
let me guess yer "just sayinn" that huh? nice one
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>>24672700
>How are you doing?
pretty good, all 4 limbs intact, not in debt, bought some new games the other day, i'm definitely not getting keked since I don't have a gf, the feds haven't come after me, I'm not living in a dystopian society ruled by the matriarchy and the thought of the supposed patriarchy having my back has made me pretty confident in my success of being a lazy piece of shit who does nothing but jack off and scroll anime oriented oriental imageboards.

How about you?
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>>24674227
Feeling compassion for each other and sharing your sorrow, only gives you fake perception of your surroundings. Just snap out if it, and fight.
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>>24673029

I had a similar thing happen except I kept holding onto my pen while she tried yanking it out so she finally slapped me, I hit her straight in the nose, it started bleeding, she let go of my pen, the teacher told me to fuck off, so I went home, but I kept my pen at least. It was a really cool pen.
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>whats wrong anon? you look sad
>nothing, just tired

crippling depression but too ashamed to admit it to anyone
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>>24674438
y-you can admit it to me anon
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>>24673879
Gonna pop some stacies like it's a fucking sport.
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>>24674976
Rodger wouldn't shoot a KV.
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>Anon how's work?
I AM NOT EMPLOYED LOL
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>>24672760
>a girl got mad at me once for being quiet and asked if im always that way or just with her

>M F W
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Any empathy of any kind. It makes me feel so embarrassed of myself, I feel like a huge fuck-up anyhow.
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Empty compliments
Any attempts at small talk, especially when i'm obviously not interested
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>>24672760
>>Why are you so quiet?

ask them why they're so loud, it usually leaves them no choice but to look at you funny and leave you alone
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>>24674193
Fucking normies trying to instill their happy bullshit onto everyone, like they even care about anyone but themselves. Fucking pigs.

Maybe I want to go home and be a depressed mess. Perhaps I've been unhappy for so long that I now take comfort in being miserable like one would with an old blanket. Fuck them.
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>>24675104
>I'm "cold"
>because silence is personal
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