> 18
> in the car with my parents
> they start lecturing me about how I need to get a social life
> the topic changes to girls
> "every time your mom and I go out, we see all of these attractive young women. Why aren't you getting some ass? We always see you look the other way when a woman is near. Are you gay?
> this shit again..
> decided fuck it, I'll tell them the real reason why I don't look at women
> "because I'm bitter. Every time I see a woman, I judge the fuck out of them because I know they will see me as a creep or will jump to a better guy she sees if we ever date. Happened to me millions of times."
> of course, they give me the whole "not all girls are like that! Just bee urself! :^)"
> Then my mom tells me "have you ever been through a heartache?"
> "yeah, I was in a LDR years ago. I met her irl once. Dumped me because she found someone better of course. Spent the next two years crying over her."
> mom says "were you sexually active with her?"
> *sighs* "no..."
> she looks me dead in the eyes and said "then you didn't have a heartache at all if you didn't have sex" *laughs*
> I just sighed then looked out the window with tears in my eyes in silence for the rest of the drive
> shit hit me hard because I got BTFO by my own mother
Fucking hell...
>18 years old
>complaining about parents
GTFO kid. You dont even know what it means to suffer yet.
Time to buy that helium tank, anon.
I'll commit suicide if you commit suicide anon-kun
rekt by mom
>"then you didn't have a heartache at all if you didn't have sex" *laughs*
based
>>24671776
Sperging out to your parents about the evil wymen is autistic as fuck OP. I feel bad for your parents.
Show your mom that black pill video pham
>>24671776
>"then you didn't have a heartache at all if you didn't have sex" *laughs*
She's right. Now go give your mom some heartache.
Solution: work at a highly social job and take a fucking shower senpai
>>24671776
shooting up a public area like a school or a store is really the only answer i can see, OP
>>24672025
Come on Anon, I'm not that autistic. Besides, I'm not that type of person
Just kill her, OP. That will theach your roastie mother
>>24672025
Are you the same mad nigger making all the school shooter b8 threads?
>>24672077
ok, but you WILL come to it eventually, OP
18 seems pretty early for parents to start whoring someone out. Are you white and lower-middle class?
>>24671776
>1776
Wasted independence gits. Anyway. That fucks sucks m8.
>>24672094
>Just kill her, OP.
Fuggin white ppl
Should have called your mum a filthy whore. Also you should shoot up a school or uni fami
>>24671776
maybe you can move out so you don't have to deal with their shit?
if you still rely on them for housing and food, I would say that you suck it up and try your best to ignore them (it is not like they bother you 24/7 with it)
Tell your mom it's basically her fault that you have been keked by genetically superior males.
>>24672152
Black, lower middle-class
>>24672235
why don't you holla dem asses?
>>24672235
If you speak true then I'm sorry anon. It's easier for whites. Centuries of internal repression have conditioned us to not say anything even if somebody's dangling a cock in front of our noses. Well, maybe I'd stammer "I'm sorry."
>Parents try to insert a comment about dating subtly into a conversation
>I point blank range tell them it's not happening and how bad modern women are
>They don't bring it up ever again
>They never even said anything to counter what I said or object
>They know I'm not getting a gf ever anyway
>>24671776
>"then you didn't have a heartache at all if you didn't have sex"
Your mom is right. All of these fags on this board who keep telling us how much they "loved" their crushes don't know what they are talking about. To feel real love you need to get as close as possible, and that means you've got to have had sex with them to really bond.
>>24671776
Lol, your mum is a shallow cunt.
And you are a faggot for thinking you have been blown out.
redpill them for destroying your life with their subhuman genetics
tell them they cursed you to this inevitable fate
Go to the gym!
Captcha: I'm not a robot
>>24672394
>and how bad modern women are
What did you say specifically? They're all sluts? They're all gold diggers? They're all fickle? They're all fat and on anti-psychotics?
Personally, I'd go the route of, "all women my age are single mothers."
>>24671776
>engaging in these conversations
>humoring them
>going anywhere near the bait and allowing them to take these types of conversations further
>not clamming up and looking at them with le malvo face.jpg, telling them to ask themselves if the actually want to hear the answers to these questions
ya goofed OP
...
18
oh
off my fucking boaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrduh
>>24672433
word, like my grandpa always said "breakup ain't emotional unless you've had anal"
become hikki
you have absolute shit scumbag parents
i am legitimately sorry for you
>>24672471
Yeah, that they're all sluts and most likely not even virgin. And that none of them have ever showed an interest in me.
>>24671776
>"then you didn't have a heartache at all if you didn't have sex" *laughs*
You think that shit is "getting btfo?" Your mom is a literal whore, god damn.
>>24671776
>crying for 2 whole years for a roastie you didn't even fucked
was being a cuk a part of your plan?
>Parents know I'm a 22 year old virgin
>Mom asks me if I'm ever going to get a gf
>Tell them I'm not interested in relationships with other humans
>She asks me if I'm gay
>I repeat the above
>Must have short circuited her puny normie brain
>Never asks me about relationships again
>>24672579
>Child doesn't understand pair bonding
>thinks "tfw oneitis gets a bf" is actual heartbreak
Can't expect anything less from some of the denizens of /r9k/
>>24672481
Your gramps was a wise man.
lol my parents never even bring that shit up. I think they know that Im just undesirable to the opposite sex. I used to tell my mom how I was getting rejected by girls in college and she said "Why do you put yourself through that?"...at that point it just clicked in my head that maybe I shouldnt be desiring girls or a girlfriend since they dont desire me. My own mother has no faith in dating/relationships so why should I.
>>24672025
Why would there be anyone at a school at 7:37. The school day either hasn't started or has already finished.
I brought home some chink slag who doesnt even speak english to shut them up. I found her online, picked her up, brought her home. We watched a movie then she started asking questions so I drove her home and never spoke to her again. Parents think shes my gf
>>24673013
Why didn't you get busy with her, my g?
>>24672903
>School
>Beginning at 7 in the morning
>Finishing at 7 in the evening
What shit ass school are you going to? Most places it starts at 9, then finishes at 2.
>>24673066
I tried cuddling her but she just moved away and said something in chinese so it probably was a lost cause.
OP you're really not missing anything. Women are garbage. It sucks your parents don't get it but eventually they'll get used to the idea (mine are fairly religious so they're happy to hear me say I'm waiting for marriage even though I have no plans to ever get married, fuck that shit).
That's why you threaten to kill yourself. And when they finally snap and say "Just do it" you go into hiding for a few days, save up the NEETbux and get a hotel room.
>>24672603
>Tell them I'm not interested in relationships with other humans
> Tfw when she offers you a cat this Christmas
>>24673068
that's what he's saying, it's weird that there's people there so early/late
>mother keeps insisting that I have a secret gf or someshit that I keep hidden from her
>oh my gosh anon, you're so secretive about your private life
>she can't psychologically accept that I have no gf and am completely unattractive to the female sex
>dad clearly knows that I have no gf, but doesn't disillusion my mother.
>mother never asked why I never had a girlfriend
No idea why.
my mom always says
>someday when you have kids
>well you might get married someday
>never say never
>girls like you a lot more than you think just put yourself out there
>that girls was flirting with you just now.
I'm 24
>>24673512
That girl was probably flirting with you just now
>>24671776
> then you didn't have a heartache at all if you didn't have sex
>women have to fuck someone to have an emotional attachment to them
wew lad
>>24673512
Keep in mind your mother doesn't know about alpha fux beta bux, so she thinks it's acceptable for your to marry a "former" party girl with a kid or two already.
That, or maybe a witch told her you'll marry some jailbait overseas and then bring it to your homecountry when it's legal.
OP you are a dumb fucking nigger because you broke the 1 rule.
You told someone the truth about your feelings.
NEVER tell people about your feelings. Waste of time.
>>24672025
Stop shooting up places pepe you fat fuck
I moved out when I was 18 lol
U shud probably quit WOW before it's too late..
>>24673613
this so much, holy shit
>tfw normies be like: if you didn't have sex, it's not "serious"
>my mom doesnt even care
>she just see me as a slave
>cant left the house yet
>soon i will be homeless but free, doesnt matter if i die
>soon the world will be my home
>soon nothing will matter because doesnt matter if you are a virgin or total failure when you are a homeless
>will steal shit from normies
>because the only thing that im good for is fight
gonna die in a few years but i dont give a single fuck
>>24673613
>>women have to fuck someone to have an emotional attachment to them
Guys have to do so too. At least in order to really feel in love. Everything else is just infatuation.
>>24673680
true, I think it would just hurt her ego too much so she's living in denial for as long as possible.
>>24673933
Not true faggot. I've fucked whores and felt nothing. Love shouldnt depend on your mushroom tip getting wet
>>24673933
>Guys have to do so too. At least in order to really feel in love. Everything else is just infatuation.
I feel heartache when people close to me die or get seriously ill and I haven't fucked any of them.
>>24674032
Very much true, faggot. It is not about fucking whores. Tell me with a serious face that someone who has been an orbiter of his crush for three years, has the same feelings for her as someone who has been in a close intimate relationship with a girl for the same time. Sex will make you bond more.
>>24674072
Different kind of love.
>diagnosed with incurable, but not deadly illness when i was 18, influencing my appearance
>have few female friends, but never had the balls to ask them out
>parents doesnt give single shit
>>24674219
what was it?
fug da robuttts
>>24674090
>close intimate relationship
>only includes sex
You could still be in a relationship with the bitch for 3 years without sex, and have just as good an intimate loving bond.
Look at it this way, did you have to fuck your parents/pets/friends in order to love them?
>>24674363
>Look at it this way, did you have to fuck your parents/pets/friends in order to love them?
Different kinds of relationship, different kind of love.
Let me put it like this. If you are already infatuated with a chick now, I guarantee you that will feel much more for her once you have experienced physical intimacy between the two of you.
>>24671776
should I be concerned if my parents have never said anything like this to me? I'm 24 btw
>>24673711
this desu OP. you can do whatever the fuck you want, but the second you talk about something real you lose everything. that person now has complete power over you and will judge you for whatever it is you tell them
> Being a virgin to spite your parents' empty wishes
One of the more finer luxuries we get to enjoy
>tfw you are seen as completely non sexual by women
>tfw cute does NOT in any way, shape, or form mean attractive.
>tfw felt good about being called cute my entire life
>tfw it meant shit all because cute =/= hot
>>24672433
In this case its a good thing I don't just give my virginity away, and a bad thing that chads take all the qts virginities. I'll never experience love because they cant and wont bond through the most intimate of actions with me.
>tfw parents always used to ask me about gfs
>tfw they started talking about wanting grandchildren
>tfw I found out I'm infertile
>tfw I haven't told them
>tfw I'll never have sex anyway
>>24671776
>We always see you look the other way when a woman is near. Are you gay?
it blows my mind how people think anxiety means you're gay
>>24674445
I'm not saying sex doesn't make a relationship better. The problem is with you thinking ppl (err my bad, men) cant be truly in love without sex in their lives. That's wrong negro. Also, get your definitions in check. Infatuation is a short term lust, it doesn't last for 3 fucking years bruh. Plus if you actually were only infatuated and busted a nut in her then you'd probably love her less, b/c lust was fulfilled.
>>24671776
you should diszponts them more by becoming a sissy and getting the aids
>>24672394
>and how bad modern women are
*tips fedora*
>mom has been consistently asking me about girls since high school
>strongly encouraged me to ask just about any girl she thought I might have a chance with out
>thought I was gay until I finally had a gf my senior year of high school for like two weeks and took another girl to my senior prom
>went back to constantly asking me about girls after she realized I never had a gf since that one from high school for the next three years
>finally got a new steady gf over the summer
>my mom constantly hints and practically begs to meet her
>gf wants to meet my family
>keep avoiding it because I'm worried about her not meeting my moms expectations
She's three years younger than me, chubby, and basically the female version of a robot (not a stereotypical fembot, the actual autist counterpart of a male robot). I love her, and she would be a lot cuter if she lost a little bit of weight, and she's not even that bad looking when she actually puts makeup on and tries to look nice, but the idea of her meeting my mom worries me. Its probably an irrational fear, but I can't help it.
>>24674448
I'm 19 and this concern is becoming harder and harder to ignore
I do not want this thread to die.
you know this is only the very start right?pff the fag has still time..i wish i was still 18
>>24675195
How old are you famalamadingdong?
>>24671854
Maybe he is starting early anon?
Did you not have any degree of suffering in your more youthful years?
Are you a faggot?
>>24674784
>encouraged me to ask just about any girl she thought I might have a chance with out
seems like your mom would happy to me
>>24671776
>>24671776
As a guy who just got back from jail.
Girls are the reason most went to jail.
Jerk off.
tell mom that brother is the one who is going to have to give her grandchildren
also told her she is going to have to buy me a mail order bride
>>24675574
I could have worded that better. It wasn't in the sense of literally anything with a hole that wouldnt be repulsed by me, more like whenever I mentioned a girl I knew or was friends with she would push me to ask them out. Like, if I mentioned I was going to study with a girl from my class, even in a group, she would suggest asking her to homecoming or something like that.
>>24675645
Really? Like guys getting in barfights over girls and getting charged with assault or what?What were you in for?
>>24674735
How did you find out senpai?
>>24675795
Like girls calling the cops and lying about stuff, cheating, drug abuse and domestic.
I was in jail for a and b and assult with a dangerous weapon, kitchen knife.
Jerk off women will get you killed arrested or beat, i was relased today.
>>24675759
>mfw my brother is even more autistic than I am.
>mfw can't use the "brother" excuse
>mfw am the last best hope of continuing the family name
>>24676440
I think you owe us a greentext.
>>24676485
if youre on r9k why on earth would you consider perpetuating your genes?
>>24671776
wow your parents are real pieces of shit top kek
>>24676597
The world needs more whites.
>>24676597
Because I want that little shit to suffer as much as I have. All sperms and eggs are normies.
>>24672025
reported to fbi, enjoy prison
>>24676485
Freddie? (original post)
>>24672433
>le close bonding sex meme
Load of horseshit, as anyone knows who's had their heart broken by a platonic brother or friend.
>>24676685
Not him. Just another guy who has the pressure of giving his parents grandkids
>>24673933
Brotherhood, family, when these bonds fall to betrayal it's not heartbreak because you didn't buttfuck? You're out of order with this bullshit.
watch some porn, go jerk off. in front of your dad and mom, they will understand, thanks me later dude.
>>24673319
awww I think they're just hinting that you can get it, if you totally weren't able to I doubt they'd ever bring it up, parents can tell sometimes
>>24671776
Should have punched your mom
>>24671914
>>24671854
>>24671776
how did she blow him out? What she said didnt make any sense
You have to have sex with someone for it to be sad when they leave you?
>>24674445
nope when I had sex we were as horny as ever it's just we could finally release it, it wasn't this magical moment with sparks and love and beautiful rainbows, it was good though, and good to finally have it over with. You guys are gonna be really disappointed when you realise how much importance you put on it and you get let down because it doesn't matter
>tfw parents have only brought it up once or twice
>Tell mum no girls are attracted to me
>Makes up that the random 15 year olds who walked past me in the store earlier were attracted to me and talking about me as if i didn't notice
>Clearly saw the look of disgust on their face when they saw me
>>24674119
I think you are confusing lust with love then
>Be in Grade 8
>Met a girl through a community sport thing
>we became really close
>Dad mocked me and did kissy faces anytime I mentioned her
>Mom heard a rumor that she liked me so she intentionally sabotaged our friendship
>be in Grade 9
>have a female friend from school that I've known since Grade 6
>parents mock me relentlessly about her
>Whenever I talked about my day they would ask about her and make a joke about marriage or something.
>She eventually admitted that she liked me but I rejected her to avoid more humiliation from my parents.
>Avoided dating ever since to avoid humiliation from my parents. (19 now)
Last month we were driving around the Uni section of the city crawling with QTs and my mom asked the same question OP's dad asked.
>>24671776
That happens though, you're bitter now, but maybe you'll bump it a nice robot one day. Even your parents met one way.
>>24677167
>>Avoided dating ever since to avoid humiliation from my parents. (19 now)
iktf, whats worse when you finally get on your own you're so behind
>>24677054
thisoriginal post
>>24677167
teasing kids coming from adults should be considered child abuse, you might be able to sue your parents for something.
>>24676440
story por favor
>>24677899
>sueing your parents for teasing you
Lmao
>>24677899
>sue your parents
America everyone.
fucking died at ":^)"
