ever been to a club before OP?

>MDMA on top of drinks
>KV 22 yo

You're going to have an autismal melt down, friend. Right now, you're inexperienced with concepts of social pacing, approaching, talking etcetera. You've never taken drugs around people either, so it's going to come off as a sloppy, inappropriate virgin.

Holy shit, dude. I hope the other people in the club are waxed on. You might have a chance then

make it a 3some OP

eat shit hedonist

>>24671404
>I'll be doing MDMA on top of the drink
100% retarded, no wonder you're a KV.

>MDMA on top of drinks

Okay but just start of with half a tab because people do die being thrown out of clubs by having the back of their head crack on the curb

>>24671404
Make him fuck her on the sofa. Don't surrender your bed.

>>24671502
Holy shit this OP. You're playing with fire here.

Asking him to help you get laid is probably your best bet.

My advice is to follow his lead but don't take MDMA or drink into drunk ( typically 5 drinks in 2 hrs pace is cutting it close for me). Keep your head on and play it smart.

>>24671404
>>He will bring a girl back and fuck her in my bed

Do not allow this. Tell him to go fuck himself. Seriously. You are letting yourself be the Beta orbiter of a Chad, which is even worse than being one to a Stacy.

It is your goddamn bed. Is there a more personal place in the world? Jesus...

>>24671477
Been out to clubs twice in my life.
First time I hated it, second time it was fun. Neither time I spoke to a single female.

>>24671502
I'm sure the drugs will do nothing but help me.
Sure I might make a fool of myself, but at least I'll be talking to people, rather than silent and hating myself.

>>24671542
>>24671588
MD and drink isn't even that bad. I'm not going to overdo either one, I'll just get to a nice place and hopefully stay there.

>>24671612
You think I should refuse them my bed? I don't want to act like a dick.

>>24671644
Yes, you should refuse. Tell him to use his own bed or go to another place to fuck.

>>24671626
I want to ask him for help, but it'll be awkward and I'll repel girls if he brings any over.
It's best for him to wonder if I'm asexual or gay, rather than admit that I'm trying and failing.

Have you had any experience with MDMA? It's not like they show in films.
With me it just makes me happy, calm, confident and talkative.

>>24671635
Yeah true. He literally broke up with his gf my oneitis 2 days ago. It's not like sex is anything special to him. He'll also be fucking her again over Christmas, as she got him an amazing present that she still plans to give him.

>>24671404
op don't listen to these robots

mdma does not "fuck you up" it makes you more energetic and socializing is easier. Just don't take too much

>>24671644
>MD and drink isn't even that bad.
And you're basing this on your long experience mixing the two, right?

>Been out to clubs twice in my life.
Right.

>>24671502
this. I smoke weed and take pills regularly on my own, but my autism never fails to show when I do it around others. You're gonna have an awful time if you do this.

>>24671758
Yeah, that's what my experience on it so far has been like.
I'm more positive, I can socialise and my voice has emotion, rather than a dull monotone.

>>24671777
I've only done MDMA twice, once drinking, and both times it was amazing.

>>24671404
Holy shit you autismal nigger.
Don't do fucking drugs if you're going to be in a social situation
Have a couple beers to loosen you up but dont take fucking MDMA right before you go clubbing

>>24671801
I'm pretty sure that the people here saying this have had 0 experience with drugs / MDMA. It's completely fine, I'm not going to take a huge amount of it.

Don't even worry about women. When you start feeling the MDMA go on the dance floor and just start dancing by yourself like a madman. Get really into it. Girls will see you having fun and will want to have fun with you, a girl might ask you to dance but it's unlikely. Instead they'll dance near you and hope you ask them to dance. If you have a group of girls dancing around you and they're not with men, then ask one to dance.

After that I don't know. I'm a virgin, but I've made out with girls I met while dancing. I think my lack of interest in going further put them off. Once a girl was grabbing my dick and talking about sex and I said 'no I don't know you well enough' which just seemed like the right thing to do. But to this day I wonder if I should have done it.

>>24671944
>Once a girl was grabbing my dick and talking about sex and I said 'no I don't know you well enough' which just seemed like the right thing to do. But to this day I wonder if I should have done it.
You're a sad person and I weep for you.

>>24671752
I didn't know you were already versed with MDMA. Then yes go ahead but if he's really a friend you should at least level with him. Why front? You ain't gotta a lie to kick it.

>Hey man I'm really glad we can go out because I want to pull some pussy because I'm tired of being a virgin. ( kissless part id leave out)

Maybe I'm too comfortable with awkward conversations though. Do you.

>>24672024
I couldn't care less. I attracted all those sluts dancing. I was just having good times I never wanted to get laid.

>>24672553
Whoops - Meant for >>24671752

Take meth

I lost my virginity while being high as shit lol

>>24672553
I guess I could tell him my intentions, but he'll probably try to help me out anyway.

Either he brings over girls and we talk, or he doesn't. Considering it's difficult for me to talk or act normal, it's best if everything else happens naturally, so that my forced efforts aren't exaggerated.

>>24671404
All these idiots saying don't take MDMA are delusional. Take it, don't over do it

>>24671404
Not even in the club and you've already resigned yourself... OP you can't be serious

>>24672945
Will do. I bet these people think their memory sticks will break if they don't 'Safely Remove Hardware.'

>>24672999
Just being realistic.
I always try to think positive, but it never helps.
Best to expect the worst and not be disapointed.

>>24671404
If your friend brings back a girl you make him fuck her on the sofa.

>>24671944
>When you start feeling the MDMA go on the dance floor and just start dancing by yourself like a madman. Get really into it. Girls will see you having fun and will want to have fun with you, a girl might ask you to dance but it's unlikely. Instead they'll dance near you and hope you ask them to dance.

This shit dont happen... not as hollywood-like as this anyways, especially to someone like him. Girls can smell your sex history with their weird powers man

They'll want to have fun, provided youre hot enough first -- it's the difference between creep and hot guy

>>24671404
>having an alpha chad as a bro that goes to clubs with you
>still can't pick up girls

M8 you're literally being given the best chance you have

>>24673582
Maybe I'll be able to get a few girls numbers.
We could arrange to meet the next week or so, idk.
I'll try my best to talk to people.

>>24673616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXp9gObfKVM
Because JJ has the best chance with girls.

>>24671801

Ahahaha, what the fuck am I reading.