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no night time OP edition
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Post your ORIGINALCONTENT waifu lads
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>>24671252
That's the last time I make an OP two on the go again.

just kill me now lads
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>people posting about putting up their christmas decorations with their families on normiebook
>dozens of likes

must be nice
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>>24671333
Post Waifu to normiebook, receive many likes.
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>>24671290
posting OC
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how do i control my feelings?
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>>24671290
whyfu for lyfu
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>>24671290
I want to protect her smile~

>>24671380
I wish I knew anon~
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>>24671290
I took the screenshot, does that count?
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evening lads hows it going? just picked up a 10 bag for the first time in a few months looking forward to a comfy night
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>>24671435
whuts a 10 bag lad.
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>tell doctors I want to kill myself with lethal gas
>they raise their eyebrow and give an disingenuous "what?"

welp, never going to try the NHS again.
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>>24671435

I much prefer the 10p bags as well, they are a lot more sturdy than the 5p bags. Good choice anon.
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>>24671454
10 quid of weed
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>>24671472

Pay for Bupa then or shut up.
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>>24671513
>having money
>having a job

get fucked lad
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>>24671435

I always buy 10p bags when I go grocery shopping even if I already have a backpack with me.

They make for good waste disposal bags.
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How do I find a qt british bf?
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what should i do tomorrow?
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>>24671576
What nationality are u senpai~
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>>24671576

>british
>male
>qt

u avin a giggle lad?
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>>24671582
I'm going to town to find out my ring size and buy some comfy clothes
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>>24671496
how do people make it through their life without high times?
Just on the beer tonight pic related
>>24671252
I've been away to much op's pic has changed so much, can someone catch me up
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anyone else always use private browsing for porn but still refuses to let anybody use their computer?

think I just do it because it just doesn't seem right seeing stuff like that come up in the address bar
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>>24671576
Delete penis.
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Just don't know what I've done in life to deserve this.. Housemate lets some pregnant girl stay in his room with her kid and not slept much at all weekend because of the sound of her throwing up and shouting and the kid screaming, then last night telling me she's inviting some random bloke round to fuck her and saying she has sex while her sons in the same bed.. And she's always horny apparently. So close to ending my own life just to not have to experience this nightmare anymore. Who says this shit to someone you've just met as well? So done!
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>>24671647
your computer is like your wallet these days, some people get suspicious still
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>>24671643
What's the % on that lad?
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Evening Lads. Just got asked out by some girls for some weekly bar thing on campus but turned them down because I have a 9am and already have shit attendance (I also can't socialise until I'm shitfaced) . Someone, please tell me I did the right thing...
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>>24671643
>Fosters
You do know that's actual piss senpai
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>>24671701
don't give in, speak to your landlord if you have one. Stop being weak a af beta
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>>24671733
So % is ok but our revered GBP sign is not allowed?

Fucking cunts
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>>24671643

Order a doner pizza with jalapeno cheese stuffed crust.

If you take weed you'll probably end up muching much more anyway, at least you can actually enjoy the food while in the correct state of mind.


>tfw my last day of work I was in a mate's private boat and we just fucking smoked weed and drank all night and in the morning we actually went to the hotel we worked at and had like a 3000 calorie breakfast and cleaned up the buffet

I don't smoke anymore now that I moved and lost all my friends.

smoking weed while alone is the epitome of being a complete fucking loser, ranking up with drinking by yourself during the daytime.
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>>24671252
December already? It felt like January was just a month ago. Everyday is so long but seems so short in hindsight. Where does the time go mates?
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>>24671620
why not get them online?
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>>24671733
4.5%, just a 6 pack, I've got some wine left from last weekend. Won't be able to get drunk but it'll be enough for no dream sleep
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>>24671846
That's surprisingly strong for something that isn't based Polish wonder brew
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>>24671759
Opinion heard my robot friend I'd choose 1664 over fosters any day but I can only drink what's in the fridge
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>>24671880
it's not really what you on about?
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>>24671844
cheaper to get them directly from sports direct
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why are socks so expensive?
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>>24671937
dunno, I ordered 3 pairs of puma socks for 6 pound today. good socks, I recommend them
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>>24671880
can't name a beer/larger under 4% desu
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>>24671937

try underwear, shit costs more than fucking victoria's secret.
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>>24671937
How much are they in Primark?
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>>24671997
my black boxorz from asda, 8 pounds a 3 pack, I need 4 packs to last a year, that's changing one pair a month.
that's 32 squid
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>>24671997
just buy some cheap boxers from primark
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>>24671997
>>24671937
this
I get most of my shirts and jeans from Primark and TKMaxx for peanuts but for some reason some comfy socks/pants cost an arm and a knee.
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Is /britfeel/ dying? Please don't tell me it's dying.
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>>24671880
Fucking perla!
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>need toilet
>tfw no toilet paper
>the only shops are at least 40 minutes away
>the streets will be crawling with violent animals
>the people in the shop will be able to figure out why I'm there

Who else here /despair/?

Not a good feel at all desu~
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>>24672059
i can be your toilet paper
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>>24672052
It's getting late senpai, people are starting to get into bed.
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>>24672052
It's Tuesday, also known as student night. Everyone is out with their housemates getting lashed on 1.50 cheeky vimtos
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>>24672059
all that time playing daganronpa has finally paid off desu~
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>>24672059
take a shower?

>not original.
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>>24672059
newspaper like the old days.
or leaf like the older days
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>>24672059
no kitchen roll?
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>>24672037

>boxers

I'm not a teenager, briefs are like 20 quid for a pair.
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>>24672083
I feel like it used to be much busier, so often I come on now and there is no thread.
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>>24672116
this desu famalamabingbonguptheoldfrimpong
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How would you define comfy without describing it?
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>>24672183
like pic related
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Time to find a new job lads. How to do motivation?
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>>24672183
Where you exert the least amount of energy and your mind focuses singularly on your current activity.
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>>24672183
with PIC related lad
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I have to get an early night cos carpet cleaners coming in the morning then phone interview at 11 30.

goodnight senpais.
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>>24671912
>>24671991
Carling, Fosters standard, Carlsberg, Tuborg are all less than 4%, I know there are loads more but they're the main ones I see on offer.
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>>24672166

less trolls, that's why.

>>24672200


just apply to random shit, it's december they'll take any retard nowadays.
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>>24672166
The robot being reactivated cut down on a lot of the regular thread fillers
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What are you listening to lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5enbMfSywU
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Thinking of joining the navy lads, any advice?
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>>24672244
tuborg says its 4.6% on the internet
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>>24671843
I'd like to know the answer to this too
Time pass by so fast when shitposting
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>>24672301
be my qt navy bf
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>>24672301
stick to regular army lad, the sea is s risky place full of danger
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>>24672308
First hit for "Tuborg ABV"
>24 Apr 2013 - Carlsberg UK is to reduce the ABV of Tuborg to 4%
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP6oWExnoRQ
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>come home drunk after a date with a girl
>parents got me dominos

Based af lads
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>>24672347
Better yet get in the RAF, they do fuck all and by design are miles from the front line.
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>mfw a slav comes into the smoking area at work wearing a tracksuit and a flat cap
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>>24672392
how was the date
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>>24672352
>http://www.carlsberggroup.com/brands/Pages/Tuborg.aspx
it says 4.6 and 4 is not less than 4 anyway
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I feel really bad after drinking 10 cans of cheap polish beer sometimes.

Do you guys drink more than that? Please say you do. Make me feeel good.
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>>24672244
Carling is 4.2
4% to 4.5 is normal off the self percentage
>dumbass
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Prayer time in a few lads dont forget
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>>24672406
I think it went pretty well, first ever date so I was too kuck to ask if i could come in but we're going out again tomorrow which seems a bit fast but I guess I don't mind as long as I'm spending time with a cute girl
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I'm bored of my security job, chaps. Is there any job that involves driving about all day? I want to avoid talking with people as much as possible.
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>>24672443
gtfo you dirty rag head sand nigger mudslime bastard
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>>24672478
im thinking about becoming a security guard.

is the course hard?
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>>24672478
amazon delivery driver
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>>24672443
I think I'm going to walk around my local church 3 times on New Year's Eve. I saw an infopic saying its a Swedish thing that's suppose to change your luck.
Anyone heard of it?
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>>24672413
Four or less would have been a better way of phrasing it but looks like I was wrong all ends up.
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>>24672502
Piece of piss mate. I mean, have you seen some of the spearchucking cunts doing security at Tesco? The main thing you need is money because the SIA are nowt but a pack of moneygrubbing Jews.

>>24672511
Wouldn't I need to live near an Amazon warehouse wherever the fuck they may be?
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Why are there so many shitting beggars? I already pay ridiculous taxes for the cunts
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>>24672511
Amazon sucks though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkNO8J4XSIc
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>>24672393
Scared of heights mate, pretty good around the sea
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>>24672585
theres some cunt that sits outside my work playing a fucking accordion all day
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>>24672478
Delivery driver for something like a supermarket/Yodel maybe?
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>grind at warehouse
>aspiring to eventually get higher pay, if not here then somewhere else
>know absolutely noone here
>no way to meet girls here
>nothing else to do apart from job

This sucks. What do, lads?
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lads who sell the best jeans?
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>>24672650
Can I drive one of those delivery vans on a normal car licence?
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If you wear a denim jacket or black jeans you are a FAG
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>At job centre today
>Christmas tree has been put up
>Speaking to my supervisor
>Try to make her smile by saying "got any jobs for me under that tree?"
>She acts really sarcastic to me
>"No, but there is a toy train underneath, maybe you could ask for a job as a piece of railway, at least that way you'd become more handsome"
>try not to act hurt
>don't want to go back anymore

fuck christmas
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>>24672683
I get mine from Debenhams cos they do fatty sizes.
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>>24672697
Is this real? No way they can fucking talk to you like that m8
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>>24672675
get on the benefits I'm sure you'll be better with more time and less money.
sometimes I wonder if I'm a robot
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currently doing a piece of professional work I should have submitted 2 (two) years ago, the deadline is tomorrow, if I don't hand it in my entire career is fucked :^)
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>>24672619
You don't fly that much unless you're actually flight crew, if you're in the navy you're mostly all in something that can sink.
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>>24672675
Don't make a career of it.
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>>24672697
Is she saying, you'd more handsome as a piece of railway? Ie a piece of metal? Wtf
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>>24672697
what the fuck

that makes no sense
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>>24672697
You should have shit in your hand and rubbed it on her face for dissing you desu senpai.
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Year one at uni and I've basically only made friends with one guy. He's my flatmate and we talk every day/play computer games/go out together things seem pretty chill. A little while ago I casually drop the next year house situation into conversation and he says that he's all sorted him and 8 others from his course are getting a house together. It was so weird since pretty much anytime he's gone out other than lectures I've been with him.
He's just done this without even sparing a thought for me.
Should I feel this upset or am I overreacting? Also I don't really feel like keeping the friendship going desu I feel like i'm avoiding him now, should I snap out of it? afterall you don't live with 90% of your friends but its just the fact that we had an opportunity to...
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How do I pull off wearing a fedora in public?
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>>24672756
>>24672774
I took it to mean it he'd be more attractive if he got ran over by a train.
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Who else /wagekuckinginagewhours/ here?
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>>24672727
Are you the guy that's doing the Chilcott Inquiry? Recommend Blair gets life in prison please.
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Who /Corbyn/ here?

Top lad senpai desu
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>>24672792
>Also I don't really feel like keeping the friendship going desu I feel like i'm avoiding him now,
Keep in mind if you do, you will have no friends at all then.
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>>24672693
something like a yodel van aye, my mate drives a tesco one, have to do an examination but it's piss easy if you can drive apparently
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>>24672822
Champion of defeating the tax credit cuts based Corbyn slayer of Osbornes.
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>>24672822
Country is keked anyway, might as well see what happens with a different party at the helm
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>>24672697
Fucking hell what a cunt, you have better restraint than me.
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>>24672436
I do. Not proud of it tho mate.
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>>24672792
You're probably too clingy and he thinks you're a literal faggot
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>>24672819
kek, I'm not, but if I was that would be my recommendation.
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>>24672601
wow that warehouse work looks grim
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>>24672792
I'll be looking for another roommate in the future m8. It's just me and this girl right now. We might have a spare room.
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>>24672792
>Also I don't really feel like keeping the friendship going desu I feel like i'm avoiding him now, should I snap out of it?

Why be passive aggressive? You're over thinking it dude
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>>24672697
If that's true report her. She will get fucked.
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>>24672854
>Different
we have had new labour for my entire life, why would you want more lefty trash?
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Talking to a 'gender fluid' girl, just fuck my shit up senpai
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>>24672908
I'm not your dude, man.
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>>24672911
You've never been to a the JC have you? They all treat you like human shit, it's normal.
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>>24672734
Mostly worried about having to rescue boatnigs
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>>24672936
I'm not your man, pal.
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>>24672931
Get out

>original comment
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>>24672936
>dat passive aggressiveness

You must be annoying at to hang out with dude
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>>24672931
>Talking to a 'gender fluid' girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB0KlmEvHQY
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>>24672963
I'm not your pal, mate.
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>>24672996
I'm not your mate, buddy
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>>24672822
I'd say he's a gigantic niggerlover but Cameron's just broke the record for fetching over coal coloured aliens so who gives a fuck anymore? They're all keks.
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>>24673015
I'm not your buddy, amigo.
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>>24672828
>>24672908
Yeah I know I can't help it though.

>>24672863
Hopefully not.

>>24672975
>Not understanding the southpark reference
Buddy pls.
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>>24672975
>not knowing the meme
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>>24672837
Cheers brotorbike.
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>>24672942
>spoiler
I used to work for them . They can't speak to you like that. If you report it in a calm manner she would get fucked
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>>24672975
>the city of you
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>>24672969
>>24672985
I've fucked up lads meeting 'them' tomorrow
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Trying to lose weight but I'm constantly fucking hungry. What do lads?
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>>24672675

>gona work in a 4 star hotel
>be with all these weird flamboyant guys at work, don't see any female employees for some reason, only women are actual customers in the bar
>work is gonna be easy usually but I feel nervous since I'm great at restaurants but not in the bar since I don't really drink

Sometimes I wish I had a 0 brain job with no real expectations so I would't worry about anything.
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>>24672854
>thinking corbyn willl make it to 2020
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>>24672959
It's specialist stuff, aircrew, ground crew, wankers in offices. unless you set out to get a job in a flying thing you will only end up in one if you have to fly somewhere because that's how people travel. Even if you're in the navy sometimes you have to fly out to find your ship.
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>>24673127
Drink water and lots more than you used to drinking.
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>>24673178
I already drink about 4 litres a day. Should I drink more?
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>>24672985
That reminds me those shitty youtube poops I used to watch back around 2008.

>2008 will be 8 years ago in 1 month
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>>24673127

You're not hungry, you're just bored, stop being a fag.
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>>24671252
Why has the pigeon stopped smoking?
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Christ lads, I think my boss let slip something today.

Been working on some supposedly "impossible project" in work and I've actually made good progress on getting it to where we want.

When I was telling this to my boss the other day who put me on this project on my own he said he never expected any of the stuff I was doing, which he directed me in, to work.

The project I've been doing for half a year, the premise of which was his idea, he never thought would work.

What does that fucking mean? Was he trying to set me up to fail? If he never thought it would work why did he make me do it? Just to see it all blow up in my face?

Call me mental but it sounded like he wanted me to get egg on my face when I couldn't solve it.

Don't know what to make of this.
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>>24673198
No. That's enough water. You are just going to have to get used to not eating as much as you are and fight it. Sorry I couldn't be anymore help m8
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>>24673236
Turning the roasting bird now lad.
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>>24673211
You're probably right... I have a job that involves sitting on my arse all night shitposting.
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>>24673268
Is it like a jewish version of enders game? give some of your employees veiled math proof problems, if they solve it you get millions
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>>24673268
He's probably saying you've exceed his expectations doing it so quickly.
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>>24673329
what's the job? can you get me in?
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>>24673145
The warehouse job I'm in is fast-paced. Plus I have a few extra responsibilities since the higher-ups see that I'm a bit sharper than most of the other lowbies
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>>24673284
Thank you. I guess if you want to lose weight you just have to accept being hungry. FML.
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>>24673336
>>24673337
I'd like to think so, but all the other new starts have been put on much higher profile, much easier stuff with experienced people.

He's put me on a small, really hard thing on my own. Definitely think he's got it in for me.
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>>24673354
Security in a shopping centre that's closed for the night. Pretty comfy but it's making me fat as fuck.
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>>24672792
You've posted this before

You should be grateful you have someone you can call a friend in the first place. If you valued his friendship you wouldn't even question whether you should keep the friendship going.

no tildes because I'm feeling edgy
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>>24673452
Lots of people here repost their problems over and over again. It's nice to have somewhere to vent. Even if no one really wants to hear it.
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>tfw talking to bf over steam or text always make me feel better

I'm so paranoid that I'm going to fuck this all up or that he doesn't like me. It's a mixed feel. How do I calm myself?
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I fancy a reet good wank. Can anyone recommend me some good fap material?
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tired lads. might go to sleep soon
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>>24673367

>taking more responsibilities because your coworkers are fucking retard eastern yuros.

Don't fall for that trap m8, I was pretty much supervisor without the extra pay/benefits for months when the older one ragequit and I got stuck with new foreigners for staff.

It was nice being able to boss people around and hanging out with this polish girl but the extra work and blame you get is retardedly bad.
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>>24673370
Didn't mean to be harsh mate but you actually have to just fight it. If you are overweight and have been eating too much., what you eat becomes the "norm" , you just need to change everything. Not saying its going to be easy but good luck
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>>24673517
By showing us your roastie.
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>>24673470
I already regret saying it, sorry anon~
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>>24673556
Thanks. You seem like a good person, where are you from?
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>>24672151

this nigga still wears briefs
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>>24672697
That's bang out of order lad. Nick the toy train next time you're down desu.
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>>24673583
he means boxer briefs
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>>24672802
Easy, when outside you take your hand, grip the fedora and pull it off your head
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>>24671435
Just picked up a 20 of amnesia and 10 of K9 kush. It numbs.
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>>24673547
The people that have a bit more responsibilities get more hours.
Oh, also, I'm not even on contract yet (working through an agency). I wanna get on that shit asap
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>>24673581
Sorry - I've been on 4 chan too long Ill never reveal personal details. All I would admit is im english. Good luck friend
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>>24673517
>in the process of breaking up with my bf right now because he is full of shit

wew lad, the memes hide the anger and pain
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>>24673647
I've been told I look like Brad Pitt so I think I could pull of something like pic related
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>>24673676

>agency

fuck that really sucks.
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>Say cheese girls!
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>job interview
>"So, what kind of person are you?"
>"how do you interact with people?"
>"Do you get on well with your co-workers?"
>"Do you socialise with them outside of work?"
>"what sporting interests do you have?"
Just give me my shitty IT job already
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>>24673563
Please don't trigger me by pretending that girls come here senpai
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>>24673695
>I've been told I look like Brad Pitt
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opie n jimmy finally broke down

finally
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>>24673653
Where did you buy that senpai
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Tories confirmed for weebs then?
What's David Cameron's favorite anime?
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>>24673882

Judging by Misa Misa on the right, Death Note
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>>24673728
It's okay mate, I'm not a roastie.
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>NEET life is poor, suicidal and pathetic.
>Wagekeking is stressful and debilitating

Is there no other way? At this point I'm considering bank robbery.
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Anyone know where I can get some food at this time of day? South London
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Why do my brothers keep trying to catch me wank.

I'm here, looking at porn, and one of them just walks in and then walks out.

>tfw you dont have your chap out, you're just looking so you can just close it straight away.
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>>24674033
There's a nice middleground in being a dealer.
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>>24674033
>bank robbery
thats next to impossible in this country
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>>24674047
Isn't everything in London 24 hours? What's the point?
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>>24674084
I don't know of any 24 hour store around here.
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>>24674097
Go to a takeaway or chippy then innit.
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>>24673882
cheap labor is good anon, sorry you never took an econ class in uni
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l-lads?
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Anons, report in, who is still active?
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>>24674499
hello reporting in lad
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>>24674518
What are you doing anon? I am watching NBA (even though I'm a britbot) and realising all the adverts are for cars or burgers and I now want to go to the local drive thru
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>>24673452
>17 year old autistic weeaboo who pretends to be a pokemon and roleplays on facebook acting like his opinion matters

fuck off you attention seeking cunt
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>>24674499
Sup lad, I'm drunk as hell and maybe gonna eat some pizza and smoke. How are you?
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>>24674499
Yep, just playing vidya
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>>24674796
Bored and wishing I'd got drunk or figured out how to score, what ever happened to the anon who posted darknet shopping guides?>>24674797
What you playing lad?
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>>24674797
What you playing was aimed at you not the other anon.
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>>24674874
my only mate has some dank contacts and he gave me 5 grams of free weed, I don't even smoke usually but I got it for free
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>>24674949
I haven't for ages but I feel like a change, drinking too much desu,
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>>24674499
I'm here but mostly lurking
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>>24674874
>>24674913
I was replaying TTYD earlier, now playing the remainder of Tree of Savior's beta. I can't help myself, even if it's buggy as fuck I have a lot of fun with it
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>>24674993
it's a bit too scratchy on the throat for me desu, I wish there was a way for it not to hurt
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>>24673785
From a drugs man, pal.
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>>24675077
You can turn it into a nice hot chocolate with a little bit of graft. If you nail the amount it hits you like a truck 30-40 minutes later.
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>>24675151
how do I do this? I'd rather have a mug of comfy hot chocolate than smoke tbqh
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>>24675177
>get your tasty smoke
>grind it up nice and fine
>put it into a pan of milk
>warm that shit on the hob, not too hot though that it starts to boil
>you want the THC to bind to the fat molecules in the milk
>usually do this baked, so I don't know exactly how long.
>when you feel sufficient time has passed, sieve the weed out of the THC-ified milk
>make hot chocolate with it

It's not a masterpiece or anything, but it works.
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>>24675261
shiit man sounds nice, I was thinking about making brownies or cupcakes with it but I don't want my flatmates to know I've got it so I've got to choose a time to make it when they wont smell the weed
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>>24671252

>tfw working 40+ hours a week
>tfw co workers are all excited about Christmas
>tfw I have no one to buy presents for
>tfw money sits in the bank and does nothing
>tfw tired all the time
>tfw sad all the time
>tfw no friends
>tfw

http://www.rainymood.com/watch?v=-gmd1HVGBzk
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>>24675261
Sounds good lad.
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New Zealandfag here
Is Britain as fucked as they say it is?
Do any robots see any Muslim crime near their neetholes?
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>>24675317

Wait until they go to bed senpai. Then if they get up you have a perfect cover story

>fucking hot chocolate

it usually doesn't smell anywhere near smoking or baked goods would. No guarantees though, I smoke and have terrible senses.

>>24675318

I know those feels well. I can just about manage a part time 16-25 hour job. Spend the rest of my day asleep or shitposting.
Most exciting thing to happen to me this week was having a dream while I was dreaming.
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>>24675318
Have a (You) my lad.
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I think my NEETdom is coming to a close.

I gave the okay for my work coach to start circulating my CV through their internal network.
Mine is probably better than 90% of other NEETs, even though it has massive gaps.

Yup.. my comfy is numbered. Got to commit to making rich assholes even richer.
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>>24675472

>be sad lonely NEET
>get job
>be optimistic for the first time in memory and also happy
>start job
>be sad lonely wage slave
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>>24675472
Might give it a go later then senpai, could go some hot chocolate in general. They're dumb as shit anyway so I think I could talk my way out of weird smells.
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>three days off from wageslaving
>nothing to do

Might go outside tbqph. Anything to do in Manchester?
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>fap less
>program worse but do better in social situations
>fap more
>worse in social situations but i program better
weird
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>>24673391
Well you fuckin proved him wrong right
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>>24675552
If you feel like dancing with munted 18-19 year old there's always Factory on whatever weekday you fancy.
Sick fried chicken place nearby too.
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>can you come in tomorrow?
>um.. it's short notice
>it's only for a few hours
I fucking BET I'l be there all day
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>>24675712
just fucking quit senpai, who cares? we're all going to die
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>>24675653
Last time I went factory had to leave after 10 minutes. Just walked around town until my friends were done. You talking about Speedy Peppers?
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Just put a big lump of nutella in my hot choc, best idea I've had all day.
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>>24675766
but won't it just float to the bottom?
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>>24675552
Laugh at the gymbro manlet on his scooter.
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>>24675744
I usually make it my goal to embarrass myself right in the middle of the awkward dance huddle.
Fuck knows man, it's like Tortuga, you can only find it if you're too sloshed to walk straight.
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where the fuck did november go lads.
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>wake up this morning
>open window to check weather
>it's miserable, get back in bed and start watching treasure planet
>wasp comes out of fucking nowhere and stings my dick

The fuck boys?
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>>24675783
It tried but I stirred it and it all melted in, chocoheaven/10 at the moment.
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>>24675885
December wasps? Fucker must be an absolute madman among insects.

That or there's a nest in your house lad.
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>>24675885
pics of sting or it didn't happen

I don't believe you
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had interview for tomorrow. realised its going to be a 4 hour group assessment. going to catch the train then get weed then come home like ive done instead of all the interviews ive had in the last 3 months. sick
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wagekeking till 8am lads. nothing much to report however, doing fuck all. fairly comfy watching telly. anything good on?
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>>24676812
Just finished watching British House of Cards. Really different from the American one. Not quite as good imo. Brit Frank isn't cuntish enough
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>>24671252

These long nights are unbearable.

Sun sets at 3:50, pitch black by 4:45
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