BETA NAME THREAD
I'll start.
Daniel, Avery, Dylan, Zane, Lawrence, Greg
You're a literal faggot if you disagree tbqhwyfam
>>24669942
>>24669942
Contribute, faggots
Is Jim a beta name?
>>24670357
Pretty beta desu
>Lawrence
That's a rich little faggot name
>>24670610
Only faggots and sailors are named Lawrence
My name is Dylan, kill me please
My name is
>Jeffrey
>>24669942
my name is Daniel why in the fuck it would be a beta name? fuck you op
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Is Michael Beta?
>>24670698
You should start spelling it "Gheophffruey". Objectively the most alpha possible spelling of your name.
>>24670713
Your on r9k that pretty much answers your question you fucking flid
Is Luke beta?
>>24670815
>implying Luke Skywalker isn't just Lucas spilling his spaghetti.
Arthur here. Frenchfag though.
Scott
fucking beta ass name, hate myself
Aubrey is either a basic bitch name or a beta faggot name
I know and Avery and Dylan, both are pretty hardcore Chads.
where all my fellow Kevins at?
>>24669942
TODD
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generic does not equal beta.
>>24671293
is that you Jeremy?
Eric, reporting in
>>24671442
>Change name to toaderz
Milton is the most beta name there is
Other than Blake and Sage
>>24670815
>Hebrew names
Always overly shelterd christards with protective fundamentalist parents.
Unless of course you're leclaspinghandsman.jpg
>>24671874
My name is Adam and I'm a Chad.
Bora, Austin, Adam, Reda,
>>24671442
it just works pham
>>24669942
>in the op
just fuck my shit up
>>24672076
Good attempt.
I'm pretty sure I have the most beta name. I can't even introduce myself to others without being mocked
>Started new job recently
>Went into break room and sat on the only empty seat
>Someone smiles at me
>''Hey man, whats up, my name is Gary''
>I smile
>"My---My---m-Y name is Jugg"
>he starts laughing and asks if I am serious
>I say yes
>Within 10 minutes everyone knows my name is Jugg
Now I get bullied. I am a skinny guy, only 98lbs at 5'8, and people make fun of me by not holding the door open then saying "You can just smash through, you are the Jugg-ernaut". Also we had a 'secret santa' competition this year and someone bought an old Jughead comic for me with his picture replaced by me
>>24670719
It's Michael Bayta.
>>24672214
shit man what were your parents smoking
>>24672214
My name is Jugg
Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis
My name is Jugg
and it's always been.
poor guy
>>24672214
Why dont you just say your name is Jay or something
>>24672214
Was this your mom?
>>24669942
My name is Greg and I've fucked your mom
>>24672344
>>24672214
And this is your dad?
>>24669942
How the fuck is zane beta, it's urban af brah
>>24669942
>Daniel
Well fuck you too.
>>24669942
>tbqhwyfam
Why are you typing like that?
Do you suffer from a brain injury?
What about "Karl" guys, its my super chad name from Sweden
>>24672214
Might as well become a trap
>>24672457
Are you calling this bald-headed buffoon, a "chad"?
Kayden
>you will never be a Tony
May as well off yourselves now.
>>24672530
He does alright, dunne?
>>24672214
Just own it.
Raj, indian names generally
>>24670815
Biblical names are alpha.
Is Frank a beta name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14tBBSFF90c
>>24673213
This thread started with a biblical name.
>>24673213
Daniel's a biblical name, but according to op its beta
My name is Riley. I should just kill myself
>>24672214
That is just hilarious, sorry. Reminds me of this other robot that said his name is Just. He said it's not short for Justin or anything, but his name is just, well, JUST.
>>24669942
Josh, Mitch, Dolan.
>>24674408
>>24672214
>>24671809
>>24671603
>>24670717
>>24671289
>>24670698
ALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS BETTER BE FUCKING THANKFUL YOU ARENT CAMERON
>DAE 90s kids?!?!
>"what's your name?"
>cameron
>"camrub?"
>Cameron
>"camrum?"
>No, Cameron
>"Oh like Cameron Diaz HAHAHAHA"
I moved to a new city when I was 20 and now I just go by my middle name
>>24674832
>ALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS BETTER BE FUCKING THANKFUL YOU ARENT CAMERON
I genuinely am.
>>24674832
Kameron here. My parents wanted it to be unique. Most common mistake I get is Kevin. Sadly my middle name is Milford, so no help there.
>>24672214
Go to the local courthouse and change your name to something you like, you dingus. It's not that hard if you have a little bit of money.
any name that isnt on here
>>24672214
Get fit, wear red
Everyone will enjoy you
>>24675646
>tfw my name is on there
>tfw my name isn't some made up ghetto trash
>tfw not black
>>24670357
Got about 3 mates and a grandfather named jimi/jimbo/ect and they are mostly alpha as fuck.
Grandfather was going to be a professional rugby player untill he got a bad knee injury and decended into alcoholism
>>24675646
James isn't that black of a name.
>>24669942
>tfw my name is Daniel
>tfw beta
Mackenzie
Just kill me desu
>tfw my name is Daniel.
Fuck you too senpai.
Alex is the absolute most faggoty fucking degenerate piece of shit name I have ever heard. Unfortunately it is also my name.
>>24675524
Milford is a god damned town name. What in the fucking shit were your parent's smoking?
>>24675888
is your name jeffrey?
>>24669942
i dont know why but this image just made me really really sad
>>24669942
My name is Daniel but everyone calls me Dan. Suck my nuts OP.
>ctrl f
>no peter
>>24671331
My name is Dylan and I look like a Chad. Too bad I'm a social retard. FeelsBadMan
>>24678312
Thank you for this picture, anon. It caught me off guard.
