You have three wishes, robots. What do you wish for?no wishing for more wishes
>wish for no wishes rule to be gone
>wish for more wishes
>>24669900
I wish my hand was fixed
I wish my dealer would hurry up
And I wish for you guys to check um
More genies
1. I can only die by suicide
2. Mo' Money
3. Always in good health
>500 million dollars
>loyal waifu
>happiness
1. A pure Christian qt 3.14 gf
2. $1,000,000,000,000 so my family and future generations never have to work
3. World peace
1. No more threads celebrating the NEET lifestyle by mocking the employed.
2. No more threads about women who are not virgins being whores.
3. No more threads about being a victim of societal standards and hatred toward the functional.
Or:
1. No more r9k
WARNING; 1 out of 3 of your wishes will money paw on you
Successful in all my endeavors in life
Better looking
Perfect health
>>24669999
>>24670000
Goodness gracious.
>>24669900
420 Trillion dollars
Perfect health
Heelys back in stores
>>24669900
Nice trip dubs. This thread is gonna be good.
>Wish to know everything
>Meaning I know exactly what my next two wishes should be, but because I don't
>Wish for shapeshifting like the terminator
>Wish for ability to control time
World domination and utopia will follow with me as the immortal ruler of all creation.
>tfw daydream about this every day
1. I wish my body wasn't wrecked from being fat after losing weight.
2. I wish to know many languages and speak them with no effort.
3. I wish my cat was alive and in my arms.
>>24669900
> Student load paid for
> High paying job
> Friends
>>24669900
I wish for 13,350 dollars weekly
I wish for a quarter an ounce of variable quality marijuana weekly
I wish for eternal youth, to be terminated only upon my suicide, or if eternal youth and eternal life count as two separate wishes, world peace.
>>24670220
Well done on the weight loss.
How much did you shed?
>>24670400
Shoot, I meant 1,350 dollars weekly.
True love
True friendship
Happiness
Good grades
a gf
for the new star wars movie to blow me away
>>24670452
>Enter theatre
>Bomb detonates
Twist, the Genie is a douchebag.
ten billion euros, non-taxable, stashed in ten accounts each carrying 1b
my age to be 15 again, but I retain my present intelligence and skills
world of warcraft vanilla comes out tomorrow
Hot GF that will always love me
>Inb4 she is set on fire
To have the power to change reality
Have a nice house
>>24669900
1, 2. eternal youth
3. ability to travel across parallel universes and time
>>24669900
To die
To die painlessly
To die painlessly right now
1. Kill all normies
2. All robots becomes normies
3. repeat 1st wish
I wish to achieve everything I want in life
I wish heaven to be real and everyone gets in
That's it
>IQ, anywhere from 160 to 175 would do
>being at the, say, 15th centile on the allism-autism scale (unemotional, but not oblivious)
>say, a couple of secret stashes with firearms across various countries would be nice
That's all I'd need to fix... everything. And no, nothing nefarious in mind. The guns are solely for eventual suicide.
>>24669945
>Update
>Anon are you big boss from MGS?
SUCH A LUST FOR
REVENGE
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>I Want To Fuck The Bird Girl
>I Want To Fuck The Bird Girl
>I Want To Fuck The Bird Girl
-Become attractive
-Become forever youthful
-Power to read peoples minds when i want to
>>24669999
>>24670637
Jokes on you, I gave up one of mi wishes
>>24670599
I'm honestly surprised there isn't more of this.I always wondered what QB would do if you told him that wish.
>>24669900
ability to learn and retain skills/information at incredible speed, immortality, immortal dogbro companion
my body is ready.
1: A credit card that, regardless of amount spent, never has to be repaid. As so I can fucking work on my own goddamn projects which happen to be the only fucking things keeping me sane currently.
2: A qt3.14 gf that's way out of my league, only has eyes for me, and loves giving head and swallowing. And loves being abused both verbally and physically.
3: For all my mental health issues to disappear before I make them disappear by hanging myself.
>>24669900
>Perfect gf.
>All drugs legal
>GBP 10K/month tax free for life.
>>24670487
Every genie is.
>wish for no more wars
>every star wars movie is delete from the universe
>>24670430
Thanks, Anon! I'm actually not finished yet. I've lost 117 lbs so far this year and still need to lose about 80 lbs more.
>>24671036
lel how is that a bad thing?
I want to be insanely attractive
I want forty million dollars
I want an "ASOB BROKE UP" t-shirt
1. I wish I was able to wish for more wishes
2. I wish for 1000000 wishes
>>24669984
normie ree etc.
I wish to pass my fucking chemistry class
I wish to be able to order whatever amount of illegal drugs I want to online without getting into trouble with the law
I wish for a kick ass music studio
I'd wish for Darth Vader powers like choking people without touching them, legal immunity, and a five inch growth of my penis
>>24669900
Full hairline
Famous rapper
Live in LA
Why won't this really happen reeee
1. The ability to make people do what I want them to do
2. Extremely good looks
3. Immortality with the ability to turn it off if I please
>I wish you were free genie
>I wish I was free too
>wishing ain't going to change that though
1 a gf
2 a trillion dollars
3 something to do please I'm bored as fuck
1. To never work again
2. A (You) for every post I ever make
3. Invisability
>>24669900
A qt gf
Small loan of million dollars
And more dank memes for r9k
>>24671298
Here is a you
4U
Fa m
all the money in the world
happiness that can never go away
never have to work/school unless for entertainment
great job with financial stability
loving gf
for george r r martin to finish the asoiaf series already
I wish for nothing.
I have all the power I need, all but one thing, and I will not waste a wish on him~
>>24669920
are you retarded?
you wish for the rule to be gone, and the rule is gone but you have no more wishes
>>24671328
>Fa m
Why are you talking like that?
Do you have water on the brain?
>>24669900
I wish that genies didn't exist and that nothing could ever happen by simply wishing it.
>>24671483
Are you retarded?
He'd still have two wishes left after wishing for the no wishing for more wishes rule to go away.
>>24669900
1. For us to be together
2. A good gaming PC
3. Better strength/muscles
>>24669964
>wishing for more genies
genius
>>24669900
I don't know
I wish I knew
>>24671726
1. man up
2. get a job
3. go to the gym
I wish for my favorite my day dreams to become a reality
>>24670436
Your wish has been made, i'm afraid you're stuck with 13,350 dollars.
>>24671058
gz also m8, i know the problem you speak off, have really flabby face and pubic fat ive lost 77 lbs since jan
Make me Superman so I can obliterate all the normies myself.
>>24669900
1) 1 million quid a week
2) 'world peace'
3) a good life
>>24669900
150 billion dollars,
and I would generously donate my other two wishes to world leaders Malala and Bill Gates
1) endless money
2) a never ending subway sandwich
3) the ability to grant my own wishes
>>24669900
I wish for infinite, endless knowledge that I can activate/deactivate many times on the go.
That way I can know where the genies come from and how to get more wishes.
>>24671905
>Bill Gates, being the crafty person he is, wishes all your money away.
>>24671770
Not him but my wishes are
1 .get manned up
2. get a job
3. get discipline to go to the gym
>>24672034
>can wish for anything
>wishes to be a fucking normie
not even kek
>>24671493
Our brains are 70% water
1. infinite money
2. more wishes
>>24670076
>tfw daydream about this everyday
Oh thank God I'm not the only one. World domination and immortality are always my favourite topics when I start to daydream.
1. to become a novelist and make millions of dollars from it and have my novels be very well liked
2. meet my soulmate, get married, she is my dream girl and i am her dream girl, we are madly in love and shes perfect in every way
3. 50 million nontaxable dollars
immortal
indestructible
the ability to travel in time
1. for the entire human race to go extinct except for those born under the pisces astrological sign
2. to be honored with leading mankind to a brighter piscean future, with significant advances in a refined culture, technology, and a biological unity with earth.
3. to not die alone
>>24669900
>8/10 facial asthetics
>10/10 charisma
>No male pattern baldness
>>24672119
Hydrocephalus, my friend, also called: water on the brain.
It's a fluid in the cavities deep within the brain.
It can cause confusion, disorientation, drowsiness, headaches, irritability, and typing like an imbecile.
You may need to see a doctor.
>>24672213
why pisces
>>24672265
Feferi is my favorite Homestuck character.
I wish wealth and opportunities to start coming to me
I wish great sexual experiences to start coming to me
I wish good friends to come
>>24669900
1) Power of telekinesis
2) Power of flawless persuasion (that I can turn off and on at will)
3) Power of time/space manipulation (think Hiro in Heroes)
>>24672265
Earth's divine chosen sign
Water is the life of the planet, without it there would be nothing.
>>24671551
When the rules are gone, the rules regarding 3 wishes are gone. No more wishes
>Infinite tax-free money
>Eternal youth
>native fluency in every language in the world
>I wish to be an omnipotent god
>I wish that I will never get bored
>I wish that every single human being on earth who has either 1) had sex and/or 2) is a woman will have every sustenance they consume turn into disgusting liquid shit in their mouths/bodies. If they try to get food through feeding tubes/ other means of not natural eating the nausea and taste of the shit will still occur on their tongue, they will never get used to this.
Now Robots get to enjoy all the fine, delicious foods while normies can only taste shit for the rest of their lives
>>24672351
Wouldn't Aquarius be the water sign....?
>>24672410
Aquarius' zodiac element is air...so no.
>>24669900
1.A fully functional 1/1 scale MS Nightingale
2.Melisandre to materialise and decide I`m Azor Ahai reborn
3.The ability to make time stop for me and people I want it to stop for
>>24672432
But Scorpios, Cancers, and Capricorns are also of the water element. Do they get to stay as well?
I wish to die painlessly right now.
Think about it? Will any bullshit I wish really make me happy? Even if I wished to be happy, I would know it's all a lie and I didn't earn it.
>>24672488
No, they are heathens that represent violence.
Only the true pisceans will inherit the earth.
>>24672498
>implying the genie wouldn't immediately revive you out of dickish genie glee.
>everyone except for me can only take painful, horrible diarrhea shits from now on
>everyone except for me will constantly have at least three hangnails on every finger and toe that they will have to pluck out every day or they will just keep growing. if you cut off your fingers or fingertips they will regrow... with twice the amount of hangnails
>everyone except for me will no longer feel pleasure through masturbation or sex, though they will still feel urges that will never go away and only build in intensity
Ability to know every language perfectly.
Immortal until I want to kill myself.
Ability to fly faster than sound.
1-My family is rich
2-My family is loved and respected by everyone
3-I was never born
>>24672604
>he didn't wish for any protection
We will find you and we will put our diarrhea to good use. It's you against the entire world, kiddo.
>>24672688
>nobody knows who I am
>never talk to anybody and never go out in public so no use looking for me
>"oh yeah I fucking hate these diarrhea shits man, I've been having them every day for the past week, it sucks man"
>if you do find me I'll cover myself in velcro so that your hangnails catch on it and you can't even touch me
You can't touch me, you can't shoot me, you can't even knock me down without something very painful and very fragile going "rip"
>>24669900
>qt 3.14 gf
>100 billion dollars
>wisdom
>a nice comfy cozy NEET-style apartment in a big city overlooking a pretty skyline
>a lot of drugs
>enough money to support my qt bf and me
>>24672794
Why not wish for wisdom first so that you can reevaluate your wishes with your newfound wisdom and make potentially wiser wishes?
1. That parallel universes exist where I get with the women I actually want to get with.
2. The ability to pick winning stock.
3. Youthful immortality.
>>24670220
You sound like a fucking gay faggot.
>>24672935
>2 wise wishes
>3 not so wise wishes
Hmm...
One also has to question the value of wisdom. Is ignorance bliss?
just the ability to grant my own wishes
>>24669900
1. I wish she didn't have a boyfriend
2. I wish she liked me
3. I wish I had lots of money
>to have the perfect qt
>to have the ability to leave my body and reenter it whenever I want
>to be a good person, my ideal self
1. Anytime I want to buy something/pay bills/use money, I either have the right amount in cash or in my bank account, whichever is more convenient for me at the time.
2. I would never forget anything except by choice, and master every skill I have learned about.
3. To be the most attractive and healthiest (while still being able to eat whatever I want) version of myself for the remainder of my longer-than-average life.
So basically to be a humanized god.
>>24669900
1. omnipotence (excluding logical contradictions)
other wishes irrelevant
Why isn't anyone wishing for super powers? Are you all retarded?
I'd wish for total control of every power ever established in the DC universe.
Maybe I'd split that into two wishes to make sure I don't fuck up control over the powers.
I don't even need the third wish at this point. I guess I'd wish the genie free so no one can wish for powers after me.
>>24669900
1. Enough money to buy everything I want and never have to work
2. A woman, ANY WOMEN you genuinely loves me
3. For people to fucking play neotokyo again
>>24669900
1. To die
2. Never reincarnate
3. Kill Donald Trump
1. Immortality (like wolverine)
2. The ability to control time (l'm not affected by it)
3. The ability to control water
>slow time
>make chad's blood boil
>kek
Shapeshifting aka the perfect power
>become literal 10/10 face aesthetic
>never get fat because you can shapeshift fat away
>can be as tall or short as you like
>change genders at will
>big dicks and big boobs everywhere
Have Danny Phantom powers
>walk through walks disapppear and fly
>3 powers in one
>can steal all money and things I want that is not given to me for being beautiful and existing
>can explore space and the ocean and all over the world without being in danger of dying
Immortality
>fuck you uninspired shits and tropes thinking someone can get bored with these powers
>earth explodes I can go search for aliens
>can't get trapped in blackholes because I can fly which means gravity has no effect on me
>universe explodes then I can watch what happens next
>after that would probably suck but I have billions years or more to reflect upon everything
>maybe things come back afterwards
1. 100 million dollars
2. a 10/10 qt gf
3. a giant donger
>>24675941
>not asking for 100 billion
>>24669900
>eternal life in perfect health unless i off myself
>$10bil
>waifu comes to live, is loyal to me and only me
A bunch of fucking money.
Some sort of superpower, a la Multiple Man, or mind reading.
Permanently erase my mental and emotional issues.
1) to live a comfortable NEET life not needing a job
2)all the food I want
3)all the videogames and porn I want
>>24669900
>wish my mum, brother, and friends all had happienss for the rest of their lives
>wish everyone would permanently forget about my existence
>wish i could die painlessly right now
>>24669900
-the girl I'm talking to to fall in love with me
-to become attractive
-to have a solid career as an actuary
More Lamps with genies in them
1. Infinite US monies (without them being printed at the mint to save money)
2.Hire a large team of jews to manage the money
USES OF THE MONEY
1. Gib US and UK to wipe out North Korea, terrorist groups, everything in the middle east (except for Israel because I need the jews)
2.Get the boys in the lab to get me immortality and high living quality (mansion, never age)
3. Get food scientists to make the best tendies, cajun fries, and varieties of sodas.
4. Give tendie welfare -25 GBP a week for all.
5. make GBP national currency, 1 dollar= 1/2 a gbp
6. Become immune under the law
7. Rule the entire world
this is legit a new constitution for the us
>>24676599
damn son that's a good loophole
>>24671193
Thats all doable except hairline if your willing to work for it lad.
I WISH FOR YOUR FREEDOM PEPE
Wish for more genies, make them try to convince me to pick them (they want to be freed by answering wishes), by offering more wishes, less bad consequences to wishes etc.
Finally pick the best one.
Wish for a can of spaghettios
I wish my college burns down
I wish my boss dies of a stroke
I wish I get a job after this
1.The ability to change shape/any physical aspect of my body
2. Perfect Health
3. Infinite money
